├── README.md
├── mlg.h
└── test.cpp


/README.md:
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1 | Is your C++ lame and boring? Are you sick and tired of all those skrubs using things like standards? Well you need to git gud using the dankness of mlgplusplus.
2 | 
3 | Disclaimer: mlgplusplus is strictly for parody purposes and its authors are not responsible for any pwnage that occurs.
4 | 


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/mlg.h:
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 1 | #include <cstdio>
 2 | 
 3 | #define ILLUMINATI (3)
 4 | #define CONFIRMED * (1)
 5 | #define BEGINS {
 6 | #define SHREKT }
 7 | #define HAX *
 8 | #define MEME int
 9 | #define LOOK switch(
10 | #define ITS ) {
11 | #define DAT case
12 | #define BOI :
13 | #define MAI default
14 | #define WADDUP break
15 | #define MOMGETTHECAMARA :
16 | #define SAMPLE
17 | #define TEXT char
18 | #define DANK const
19 | #define GET return
20 | #define REKT 0
21 | #define PWNAGE int main(MEME MEMECOUNT, SAMPLE TEXT HAX HAX MEMES)
22 | #define LOL ;
23 | #define NOOB ;
24 | #define SKRUB ;
25 | #define IS =
26 | #define QUICKSCOPE new
27 | #define NOSCOPE delete
28 | #define YOLO [
29 | #define SWAG ]
30 | #define IF if(
31 | #define M8 ) {
32 | #define MTN for(
33 | #define DEW ;
34 | #define DORITOS ;
35 | #define EQUALS ==
36 | #define LESS <
37 | #define MORE >
38 | #define WIN ++
39 | #define FAIL --
40 | #define SHOUT printf("%s\n",
41 | #define COUNT printf("%d\n",
42 | #define RITE )
43 | #define THE (*(
44 | #define ST - 1
45 | #define ND - 1
46 | #define RD - 1
47 | #define TH - 1
48 | #define OF +
49 | #define M9 ))
50 | 


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/test.cpp:
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 1 | #include "mlg.h"
 2 | 
 3 | PWNAGE BEGINS
 4 |     IF ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED M8
 5 |         SHOUT THE 1 ST OF MEMES M9 RITE NOOB
 6 |     SHREKT
 7 |     MEME HAX LOLHAX IS QUICKSCOPE MEME YOLO 5 SWAG LOL
 8 |     MTN MEME LEGITNESS IS 1 ST DEW LEGITNESS LESS 6 TH DORITOS WIN LEGITNESS M8
 9 |         THE LEGITNESS OF LOLHAX M9 IS LEGITNESS LOL
10 |         COUNT THE LEGITNESS OF LOLHAX M9 RITE SKRUB
11 |     SHREKT
12 |     NOSCOPE YOLO SWAG LOLHAX NOOB
13 | 	GET REKT LOL
14 | SHREKT
15 | 


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