├── Buddha ├── Chick ├── HatsuneMiku ├── README.md ├── aoteman ├── aoteman-2 ├── dog ├── doge ├── doge-light ├── ferrari ├── girl ├── hourse ├── lion ├── mom-beat-me-once ├── peiqi ├── screenshots ├── Buddha.png └── mom-beat-me-once.png └── sexy /Buddha: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | _ooOoo_ 2 | o8888888o 3 | 88" . "88 4 | (| -_- |) 5 | O\ = /O 6 | ____/`---'\____ 7 | .' \\| |// `. 8 | / \\||| : |||// \ 9 | / _||||| -:- |||||- \ 10 | | | \\\ - /// | | 11 | | \_| ''\---/'' | | 12 | \ .-\__ `-` ___/-. / 13 | ___`. .' /--.--\ `. . __ 14 | ."" 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Just for fun! 5 | 6 | ScreenShots & Usage 7 | === 8 | **Buddha** 9 | 10 | Usage: 11 | 12 | * **For Ubuntu**: 13 | * **12.04**: Just copy the content from Buddha to ``/etc/motd.tail``(Maybe it's not exist, create it!) 14 | * **14.04**: Copy to ``/etc/motd`` 15 | * **For CentOS**:Just copy the content from Buddha to ``/etc/motd`` 16 | 17 | ![Alt text](screenshots/Buddha.png "Buddaha ScreenShort") 18 | 19 | 20 | **mom-beat-me-once** 21 | 22 | (from [*here*](https://www.dnspod.cn/),look at its source code!) 23 | 24 | Usage: 25 | 26 | *As above* 27 | 28 | ![Alt text](screenshots/mom-beat-me-once.png "mom-beat-me-once") 29 | 30 | **HatsuneMiku** 31 | (from [*here*](http://www.oschina.net/code/snippet_119695_38236)) 32 | 33 | ``` 34 | ######### 35 | ############ 36 | ############# 37 | ## ########### 38 | ### ###### ##### 39 | ### ####### #### 40 | ### ########## #### 41 | #### ########### #### 42 | ##### ########### ##### 43 | ###### ### ######## ##### 44 | ##### ### ######## ###### 45 | ###### ### ########### ###### 46 | ###### #### ############## ###### 47 | ####### ##################### ####### 48 | ####### ############################## 49 | ####### ###### ################# ####### 50 | ####### ###### ###### ######### ###### 51 | ####### ## ###### ###### ###### 52 | ####### ###### ##### ##### 53 | ###### ##### ##### #### 54 | ##### #### ##### ### 55 | ##### ;### ### # 56 | ## #### #### 57 | ``` 58 | 59 | **sexy** 60 | (from ``freebuf.com``'s source code) 61 | 62 | ``` 63 | _.._ ,------------. 64 | ,' `. 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