├── .npmignore ├── .gitignore ├── .travis.yml ├── .editorconfig ├── test.js ├── README.md ├── src ├── index.js └── lib │ ├── ice-king.js │ ├── jake.js │ └── finn.js ├── license └── package.json /.npmignore: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | node_modules 2 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /.gitignore: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | node_modules 2 | dist 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /.travis.yml: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | language: node_js 2 | 3 | node_js: 4 | - stable 5 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /.editorconfig: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | root = true 2 | 3 | [*] 4 | indent_style = space 5 | indent_size = 2 6 | end_of_line = lf 7 | charset = utf-8 8 | trim_trailing_whitespace = true 9 | insert_final_newline = true 10 | 11 | [*.md] 12 | trim_trailing_whitespace = false 13 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /test.js: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | import test from 'ava' 2 | import * as at from './dist' 3 | 4 | test('getFinnQuote returns a string', (t) => { 5 | t.is(typeof at.getFinnQuote(), 'string') 6 | }) 7 | 8 | test('getJakeQuote returns a string', (t) => { 9 | t.is(typeof at.getJakeQuote(), 'string') 10 | }) 11 | 12 | test('getIceKingQuote returns a string', (t) => { 13 | t.is(typeof at.getIceKingQuote(), 'string') 14 | }) 15 | 16 | test('getQuote returns a string', (t) => { 17 | t.is(typeof at.getQuote(), 'string') 18 | }) 19 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /README.md: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | # at-quotes [![Build Status][travis-image]][travis-url] 2 | 3 | > Random quotes from Adventure Time 4 | 5 | ## Install 6 | 7 | ```sh 8 | yarn add at-quotes # npm install --save at-quotes 9 | ``` 10 | 11 | ## Usage 12 | 13 | ```js 14 | import * as at from 'at-quotes' 15 | 16 | at.getFinnQuote() // MY HAT IS AWESOME! 17 | at.getJakeQuote() // I love you, Everything burrito. 18 | at.getIceKingQuote() // Banana Guards yourself, Princess! 19 | at.getQuote() // Easy peasy, livin' greasy! 20 | ``` 21 | 22 | ## License 23 | 24 | MIT © [Alexander Gudulin](http://gudulin.com) 25 | 26 | [travis-url]: https://travis-ci.org/agudulin/at-quotes 27 | [travis-image]: https://travis-ci.org/agudulin/at-quotes.svg?branch=master 28 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /src/index.js: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | import textr from 'textr' 2 | import ellipses from 'typographic-ellipses' 3 | import spaces from 'typographic-single-spaces' 4 | import quotes from 'typographic-quotes' 5 | 6 | import Finn from './lib/finn' 7 | import Jake from './lib/jake' 8 | import IceKing from './lib/ice-king' 9 | 10 | const transform = textr() 11 | .use(ellipses) 12 | .use(spaces) 13 | .use(quotes) 14 | .use(String.prototype.trim) 15 | 16 | const getRandomQuote = (arr) => { 17 | const randomSeason = arr[Math.floor(Math.random() * arr.length)] 18 | const randomQuote = randomSeason[Math.floor(Math.random() * randomSeason.length)] 19 | 20 | return transform(randomQuote) 21 | } 22 | 23 | export const getIceKingQuote = () => getRandomQuote(IceKing) 24 | export const getFinnQuote = () => getRandomQuote(Finn) 25 | export const getJakeQuote = () => getRandomQuote(Jake) 26 | export const getQuote = () => getRandomQuote([...Jake, ...Finn, ...IceKing]) 27 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /license: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | The MIT License (MIT) 2 | 3 | Copyright (c) Alexander Gudulin (gudulin.com) 4 | 5 | Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy 6 | of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal 7 | in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights 8 | to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell 9 | copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is 10 | furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions: 11 | 12 | The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in 13 | all copies or substantial portions of the Software. 14 | 15 | THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR 16 | IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, 17 | FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE 18 | AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER 19 | LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, 20 | OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN 21 | THE SOFTWARE. 22 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /package.json: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | { 2 | "name": "at-quotes", 3 | "description": "Random quotes from Adventure Time", 4 | "version": "1.3.3", 5 | "keywords": [ 6 | "adventure time", 7 | "adventure", 8 | "random quote" 9 | ], 10 | "repository": { 11 | "type": "git", 12 | "url": "git+https://github.com/agudulin/at-quotes.git" 13 | }, 14 | "bugs": { 15 | "url": "https://github.com/agudulin/at-quotes/issues" 16 | }, 17 | "homepage": "https://github.com/agudulin/at-quotes#readme", 18 | "dependencies": { 19 | "textr": "^0.3.0", 20 | "typographic-ellipses": "^1.0.11", 21 | "typographic-quotes": "^2.0.1", 22 | "typographic-single-spaces": "^1.0.2" 23 | }, 24 | "devDependencies": { 25 | "ava": "^0.25.0", 26 | "babel": "^6.23.0", 27 | "babel-cli": "^6.26.0", 28 | "babel-core": "^6.26.3", 29 | "babel-preset-es2015": "^6.24.1", 30 | "husky": "^1.1.0", 31 | "standard": "^12.0.1" 32 | }, 33 | "main": "./dist/index.js", 34 | "scripts": { 35 | "pre-test": "npm run transpile", 36 | "test": "standard && ava", 37 | "transpile": "babel --stage 0 ./src -d ./dist", 38 | "pre-push": "npm test", 39 | "prepublish": "npm run transpile", 40 | "postpublish": "rm -rf ./dist" 41 | }, 42 | "babel": { 43 | "presets": [ 44 | "es2015" 45 | ] 46 | }, 47 | "author": "Alexander Gudulin (http://gudulin.com)", 48 | "license": "MIT" 49 | } 50 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /src/lib/ice-king.js: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | export default [ 2 | [ // Pilot 3 | 'Heh? Stop meddling, boy! You and your magical dog can\'t harm me.', 4 | 'I\'m going to make one marry me!', 5 | 'Your hat is stupid!', 6 | 'Now I\'ve got you, boy!', 7 | 'Fool! Your powers are no match for my magical crown!', 8 | 'My powers! Foul and noisome whelp! You\'ve not seen the last of my wintery fangs! I\'ll cleave the warmth from your bones and stop still your beating heart with my claaaaws...' 9 | ], 10 | [ // Season 1 11 | 'Do you know what "Ice King" means?!', 12 | 'Ladies! I brought you a baby, and a puppy!', 13 | 'I\'ll show you fun. Fun is my middle name!', 14 | 'Play it or I\'ll squish you into juice!', 15 | 'I am the king! I am the king of c-c-cool!', 16 | 'Ooh, are you trying to hit me? Well, excuse me because I have to go potty in the bathroom.', 17 | 'Who are you? Ha ha ha! I know, you\'re probably a... a biiiiiiig neeeerd! Hey baby, why don\'t you try being cool like me?', 18 | 'This is my domain!', 19 | 'Fat! Fat! Fat! Daddy\'s little fatty. Oh, you\'ll never get a prom date with all that tub on your face, you know?', 20 | 'Finn? Ugh! Why can\'t you ever be a princess?', 21 | 'Finish him off, my semi-loyal pet!', 22 | 'Now finally I can kill you! Oh, wait. Wait, wait... I am so stupid. Silly billy. I came by to tell you the good news. I\'m getting married to someone who wants to marry me."', 23 | 'Strangling the groom\'s nose at a wedding?! What\'s wrong with you?!' 24 | ], 25 | [ // Season 2 26 | 'Gunter, who told you you could fly?', 27 | 'No one sucks the life from my penguins except me... and maybe polar bears, because that\'s just nature, Gunter.', 28 | 'You\'ve raised my frosty dander!', 29 | 'I\'ve soiled my tunic, completely by choice!', 30 | 'Finn! You have destroyed my faith in canned peanut brittle!', 31 | 'These bars won\'t hold me forever! Hey, there\'s only like two of them.', 32 | 'I\'m toying with you... psychologically!', 33 | 'Ha ha ha ha ha! I\'m rockin\' your world view!', 34 | 'So, let me get this straight. You\'re hitting on me.', 35 | 'I\'m a banana!!', 36 | 'Oh, well... Gunter, dispose of Finn\'s carcass.', 37 | 'Gunter, you\'re embarrassing me!', 38 | 'Gunter was preggers!', 39 | 'Oh. I... I see. It\'s all making sense now. Brrrrapapo! (Blasts window with ice magic, shattering it) I\'m going, Princess. I\'m sorry if my skin grossed you out. Nobody wants to see this old skin, I guess. (Tearing up) Nobody in the world.', 40 | 'Hey. I had to keep an eye on the Princess because she\'s being possessed by the Lich.', 41 | 'Because when you have stanky old Wizard Eyes, sometimes you see things that are real, and other times it\'s like crazy, crazy, crazy, in your face, all the time. (sighs) All the time.', 42 | 'Okay, I didn\'t kill her this time. Everybody saw that, right?' 43 | ], 44 | [ // Season 3 45 | 'Whoa! You are fast... and quiet... and very good at dramatic silence. I like it.', 46 | 'No! Come back, you wussy!', 47 | 'Look, a supermodel! Look, a hoverboard! Look, the apocalypse! Someone got hit in the boingloings! Hit in the boingloings! Boingloings! Boingloings! Somebody got hit in them. Peace out!', 48 | 'I take artful black-and-white photographs of my penguin\'s body parts.', 49 | 'How \'bout me? Put me on the grid, scale of 1 to 10. 1 is "totally gross," 10 is like, "Hey, Ice King. You look crazy siiiiick!"', 50 | '(reading his Fionna & Cake fan-fiction) "Ice King is the hottest hottie, and I can\'t wait to marry him!" said Fionna. Then, she turned to Prince Gumball and said, "I hope Ice King will sweep me off my feet and take me to the farthest corner of Ooo, where we will do nothing but kiss and eat a whole bunch, until we get fat and die." The end.', 51 | 'Iniceable Vincearmor...', 52 | '(As Simon Petrikov) After purchasing this crown from an old dock worker in Northern Scandinavia, I brought it home and excitedly showed my fiance, Betty. I jokingly put it on my head just for a laugh or something. And that\'s when it started... the visions. I fought with them, shouted at them until I realized it wasn\'t real, it was the crown! I quickly took it off, and saw my fiancee in front of me, looking at me with such contempt! What had I said? What had I done when I wore this crown? All I know is, I never saw Betty again.', 53 | '(As Simon Petrikov) I know my mind is changing... but I\'m already gone too far to know what to do. I want people to know that... if I do things that... if I do things that hurt anyone, please, please forgive me.', 54 | '(As Simon Petrikov) Just watch over me until I can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity. And then maybe Betty, my princess... maybe you will love me again. Please love me again, Betty!', 55 | 'Now you know my secret! You know... that I used to wear glasses!' 56 | ], 57 | [ // Season 4 58 | 'Gunter, are you blowin\' it up in here? You are nasty, Gunter. You got a nasty booty, mister. Nasty!', 59 | 'Sorry. I thought you had a stank booty, Gunter. My bad.', 60 | 'Trust me! We are turbros! Turbo bros! Tur... bros... turbo... bros.', 61 | '"What do you think, Finn? Can we pull back the veil of static and reach in to the source of all being? Behind this curtain of patterns, this random pattern generator. So clever. Right here in every home, watching us from a one-sided mirror."', 62 | 'Wizards only, fools, keep it tight.', 63 | 'J. T. Dawgzone always says, "Ladies are drawn to bros. with tortured pasts." And I\'ve got a way tortured past! I think. I don\'t really... re... hmm.', 64 | 'I just wanted to be loved!' 65 | ], 66 | [ // Season 5 67 | 'Huh? Oh. Now where were we? To free yourself from this tomb, and never more re-enter, find the room amidst the rooms that lies exactly center?', 68 | 'Ah! Alright! I knocked you out and brought you here! I\'m sorry, but I had to do it. Each of you possess the exact qualities to pass the various tests of this dungeon. Tree Trunks, with your baking skills! Lemongrab, with your lemon-y juice! Yeah... Shelby, who should have been the bait for the fish. And BMO, who should of been here instead of this weird piece of junk that I don\'t remember nothing about. Ah, but I\'ve failed!', 69 | 'Now you see why I need to bring you here. Behold the Ancient Sleeping Magi of Life Giving! [...] Anything goes in the Magi\'s ice flames comes to life! Anything at all! [...] Yes! isn\'t it amazing? [...] Don\'t be sad, because I\'ve brought the ultimate thing! This! [...] Except it\'s not my journal! It\'s my Fionna and Cake fan fiction! All my brilliant fantasies will now be real! Fionna, Cake, Marshall Lee, will all be living breathing beings just like me!', 70 | 'I know you are out there somewhere. I just haven\'t figured out how to get to you. But believe me, I will. I will.', 71 | 'I love you too... Gunter.', 72 | 'This island doesn\'t have a lady, this island is a lady!', 73 | 'Yeah, well PB is just so closed off to her emotions. She crushes the relationship so she doesn\'t even have to develop feelings.', 74 | 'Banana Guards yourself, Princess!', 75 | 'Oh, hey, kids! Fine day for a picnic.' 76 | ] 77 | ] 78 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /src/lib/jake.js: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | export default [ 2 | [ // Season 1 3 | 'Actually, I think I\'m beating it back with sheer willpower. (grows another lump) Oh, my.', 4 | 'No! Because no matter how messed up and lumpy I get, this guy never turns his back on me! (turns into Lumpy Jake) Oh yeah. Right behind ya. Just gotta turn my back on this guy.', 5 | 'Sleds are for suckers! Just ride on my gut!', 6 | 'Slime Princess, you shouldn\'t marry Finn. He pees his pants constantly. All the time.', 7 | 'She got past me, man. I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me.', 8 | 'Hey! Crack open that book and read something for fun\'s sake, alright?', 9 | 'Seriously, Stanley... For a watermelon, you get into trouble way more often than you should.', 10 | '(Imitating Princess Bubblegum) Hey, shorty. You should pick your boogers and then fart! (Imitating Ricardio) You look kinda like a big pink baguette!', 11 | 'I keep finding baby shoes. What the heck, man? And they\'re all lefties!', 12 | 'You know what they remind me of? Well-dressed pickles.', 13 | '(imitating the Ice King) I\'m the Ice King, and I\'ll never find a bride because I\'m such a tool!', 14 | 'He said "diarrhea."', 15 | 'Uhh... No. No, she didn\'t say "diarrhea who." She didn\'t... say it.', 16 | 'He still cries when he poops. Thanks for being cool, guys.', 17 | 'This dolphin fell in love with me!', 18 | 'I wasn\'t scared! I was singing! I was singing my scream song. Wooaah! Wooaaooh!', 19 | 'Finn, House-hunting is wiiiild! You\'ve got to try it.', 20 | 'I\'d rather be dancin\' with some babes!', 21 | 'My subconscious must be hungry, huh?', 22 | 'You guys are so cute, I could just maul you to death.', 23 | 'Hey, hey. Come on, the ocean is your friend, and you got friends all around you right now. Miles and miles of friends.', 24 | 'I can\'t have you messin\' up my bread and butter, dude.', 25 | 'And also swear to only speak in rhymes. Speak in rhymes all the times!', 26 | '(deep, Elvis-like voice) Whatever you want, mama.', 27 | 'Come put her out of her misery, dude.', 28 | 'Eh. Um. Uh. I choose... sandwich.', 29 | 'Just hop on my powdered doughnut, boy!', 30 | 'Nah, we\'re more like cops. Crooked cops!', 31 | 'I could probably think of a reason of why that\'s villainous if you gave me enough time. Maybe...', 32 | 'I\'ll kill you and raise your children as my own!', 33 | 'I\'m gonna go rescue all the babies in town. Only the babies.', 34 | 'Get your hero on, dude!', 35 | 'Heh heh. I can\'t take you seriously when you\'re singing, man.', 36 | 'Safety! Patrol! Safety patrol! Safety... Oh, were we not wearing the uniforms?', 37 | 'I have pants! Spun from spider webs... by pixies.', 38 | 'I wanna help you outta this, man, but she scares the filling outta my doughnut!', 39 | 'Don\'t you worry, Finn. I\'ll get you out of there. I\'ve got a perfect plan! (Marceline sees him & hisses at him, scaring him off) I\'m not running away, Finn! This is just part of my plan!', 40 | 'I saved my bro from a scum-sucking vampire!', 41 | 'The bazooka goblin has you in its sights!', 42 | 'Dang girl, if you weren\'t a figment of my imagination, I\'d wanna to have your baby...', 43 | 'Oh man, I imagined my mom naked! Yuck!', 44 | 'Dude, be calmed by my saliva.', 45 | 'Dude, suckin\' at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something. You and I are like little baby Billys right now. And we\'re "sucking" on our first bottle of nonviolent milk.', 46 | 'I\'m not cute, I\'ll mess you up...' 47 | ], 48 | [ // Season 2 49 | 'Hey, get outta here, horse! I wanna go to sleep and you\'re creeping me the math out!', 50 | 'Forget it, man. This horse is whack. It\'s got poobrain.', 51 | 'Yeah. I know, Finn. I diagnosed this horse with whacked out poobrain 5 minutes ago.', 52 | 'Dude, let\'s kill the horse.', 53 | 'Did you find out that I sleep in the nude? It\'s none of your business how nude I sleep, Ice King! None of your business!', 54 | 'You don\'t just read the poetry to understand it, you got to feel it.', 55 | 'Then just make it think it\'s her idea. That\'s how you make the ladies do what you want.', 56 | 'Bad computer! No! No! Go sit in the corner, and think about your life.', 57 | 'Girl, you smell good. Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes?', 58 | 'Dude, I\'m going in.', 59 | 'Take my sandwich, BMO. I\'m gonna go find Fi-- (gasps) A dancing bug!', 60 | 'Must... find... Finn! Must... must... (voice gets slightly deeper) party foreverrrrrrr!', 61 | 'If I had a penny for every time someone went crazy, hopped up and magic energy... I\'d be Abraham Lincoln.', 62 | 'Uh-oh. Somebody\'s gonna do a quest for a frog.', 63 | 'Gee! Sittin\' in this hot sun guarding beans. Boy, it sure beats 26 miles of vanilla ice cream, or caramel ice cream, or peach ice cream.', 64 | 'This pod makes ice cream outta nothing! It\'s the goodest thing that\'s ever happened to me.', 65 | 'Buddy, just breathe into me.', 66 | 'Hey, Finn, let\'s split. This turned out to be boring.', 67 | 'It\'s probably a computal gleetch.', 68 | 'Easy peasy, livin\' greasy!', 69 | 'They\'re trying to peel me! I\'m... not... a... banana!', 70 | 'We can rule them, like gods...(deep voice) angry gods.', 71 | '(Susan Strong falls on the grass) You killed her... Yep. Felled by surface world germs.', 72 | 'You\'re sick, Party Pat! I\'m gonna go watch T.V.', 73 | 'Hey man, watch it. I think that\'s my nerp, but like super stretched out.', 74 | 'Yeah, I could go for some blood.', 75 | 'And what if we turn evil? I\'ll have to start wearing cologne.' 76 | ], 77 | [ // Season 3 78 | 'I love you, Everything burrito.', 79 | 'Wanna just smash \'em all?', 80 | 'Tastes better than blood! Or does it? Hey Finn, you think blood tastes better than ketchup?', 81 | '(mumbling in his sleep) Meat Man. I\'m sorry, Meat Man. I didn\'t mean it, man.', 82 | 'It\'s not easy, but you have to be persistent. You might have to defeat a demon lord, or warp through several worlds. But once you do, you walk up the wizard stairs, and produce your magic key you got in the water world and unlock the chamber door. Then, you walk right up to the princess, and give her a smooch. ...Does that make sense?', 83 | 'Well, I know what\'s missing. Talent. I\'m getting out of here, you hacks. Talentless hacks!', 84 | 'Oh, I\'m coming with you... if only to be disruptive and obnoxious!', 85 | 'Fish People! I\'ll be, um... a dolphin!', 86 | 'Whatever, man. This is a crazy cruise, and Susan is our crazy captain, and I\'m a crazy clam shell!', 87 | 'I\'m puttin\' an end to all this craziness with my Pick-Axe Hand.', 88 | 'This ghost ain\'t home, man.', 89 | 'Gotta find a honey for my homie! A baby for my buddy! (Deep voice) A lady... for my laddie...' 90 | ], 91 | [ // Season 4 92 | 'They\'re all burned! There\'s barbequed bods everywhere!', 93 | 'Love like theirs will always find a way. It will crawl up all over you and drain your body fluids, poisoning you slowly until you pass out. Circle of life, Finn… circle of life.', 94 | 'Yaaaaaaay! Noooooo!', 95 | 'Your heart may be small, but it\'s strong as a bull donk, and I know. You can wait through this line, so we can meet Hunson Abadeer and find out why we\'re here and why we we\'re in a pile of bañanles.', 96 | 'It\'s not answering questions, man. That thing\'s gonna bake our beans!', 97 | 'When you see the wicker devil in the tree afterlife, tell him Jake says, "Hello."', 98 | 'Jakoria will reclaim what we have lost!', 99 | 'Let me explain some junk about dating. Right now you\'re at tier one, which is hugging, but pretty soon you\'ll be at tier two, which is smooching. Then down the road you\'ll reach tier five, when she\'ll let you discover all fifteen feet of her long, beautiful stomach. And after a while you\'ll make it to tier eight where you touch her horn for the very first time. Very special.', 100 | 'Stay away from that! Do not do tier fifteen!', 101 | 'Ok, Princess. You need to stop breaking in here!', 102 | 'Back off Bubblegum, that\'s his man\'s biz.', 103 | 'You heartless monster! Do you have any idea how much he\'s cried over you? Finn deserves to be happy! Even if his bloopin\' face gets burned off. You should be ashamed. You\'re sick!', 104 | 'I\'m-- puppies?!', 105 | 'Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro.', 106 | 'Your constant harassment of the female gender makes me siiick', 107 | 'I dreamed I was in kindergarten again, but I had really big feet, and was also the teacher.' 108 | ], 109 | [ // Season 5 110 | 'I wish for... a sandwich!', 111 | 'Oh, what a good boy am I!', 112 | 'Don\'t let the dragon drag on.', 113 | 'Being crazy is hard. You’re getting all hung up, all hung up on imaginary problems. You gotta focus on what’s real, man.', 114 | 'Hey, a bubble! Pop!', 115 | 'I look pretty!', 116 | 'I really like turnin\' into cop stuff. I literally can\'t stop turning into cop stuff.', 117 | 'Dude, don\'t make me feel any more awkward than I already do!', 118 | 'Cram your tram!' 119 | ] 120 | ] 121 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /src/lib/finn.js: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | export default [ 2 | [ // Pilot 3 | 'Mathematical!', 4 | 'Whoa! Algebraic!', 5 | 'Rhombus! Iceclops!', 6 | 'MY HAT IS AWESOME!' 7 | ], 8 | [ // Season 1 9 | 'I\'m hanging the piñatas... They are all around you! Smash the piñatas!', 10 | 'Candy People explode when they get scared?', 11 | 'Slamacow! That was tops! Who\'s not good at math? I was all, "Four!"', 12 | 'Tree Trunks, I\'m all jacked up because of you. Look at my jacked up face!', 13 | 'Is that what you think adventurers do? Die and make all your friends feel terrible \'cause they couldn\'t save you?!', 14 | 'Do you think I have the goods, Bubblegum? Because I am into this stuff!', 15 | 'Shmow-zow!', 16 | 'I\'ll slay anything that\'s evil. That\'s my deal!', 17 | 'I\'m not righteous. I\'m wrong-teous. Stupid-teous.', 18 | 'Baby, I know what you crave.', 19 | 'Let\'s get this party started!', 20 | 'I\'ll never kidnap again.', 21 | 'I\'m not jealous. I\'m weird!', 22 | 'Uhh.... She hates me now.', 23 | 'HEY PRINCESS, WANT TO DO THE SCIENCE DANCE WITH ME?', 24 | 'I feel radder, faster... more adequate!', 25 | 'I\'m Princess Bubblegum and I\'m a dork because I like science. I\'ve also got a really annoying voice that Finn thinks is attractive!', 26 | 'Youth culture forever!', 27 | 'Are you gonna smash my skull and breathe my blood mist?', 28 | 'No worms on the bed!', 29 | 'It\'s vampire fighting time!', 30 | 'Get ready for an uppercut, you dog!', 31 | 'Stealing\'s wrong, doofus!', 32 | 'Holy stuff! It talked! Wow-cow-chow!', 33 | 'What?! You gotta be flipping kidding me!', 34 | '(to Fear Feaster) I\'m no wuss! I\'m the hero around these parts!', 35 | 'Yeah, it\'s pretty math... you psychopath!', 36 | 'Eat my sword, Ice King!', 37 | 'I\'m weddy for the wedding.', 38 | 'And I felt happy for that son of a toot!', 39 | 'Heh. Yeah, right. That sounds like idiot talk.', 40 | 'I\'m a radical boy on the mission for the Crystal Eye!', 41 | 'Whoa, somebody pick up your freaky cat.', 42 | 'How did you almost know my name?', 43 | 'Slaps, that cat was kicking my buns, and it might\'ve finished my buns it if weren\'t for Jake\'s stank.', 44 | 'Don\'t flaunt it if you\'re not gonna give it up.', 45 | 'All aboard the knuckle train to Fist Planet!', 46 | 'I rode the knuckle train? But I\'m in my element!', 47 | 'Okay, just this once, we\'ll be vigilantes!', 48 | 'Nuts, I\'m freakin\' all about sugar... but I\'m even more all about feeding hobos!', 49 | 'Not to scorn the kicking of people in the crotch?', 50 | 'Kim, I will destroy you!', 51 | 'You\'re the sis, sis.', 52 | 'Word! Now let\'s go wreck up that Magic Man!', 53 | 'Safety! Patrol!', 54 | 'Shushers, man!', 55 | 'Slam-bam-in-a-can!', 56 | 'Have more apple juice. It always makes me feel better when I--Aw! Donny! Quit being a jerk!', 57 | 'Hands off the housing market!', 58 | 'Werewolves: much worse than ogres.', 59 | 'I couldn\'t let that old man suffer, Jake. My code of honor wouldn\'t allow it.', 60 | 'That sounds bombastic, honey!', 61 | 'She\'s a radical dame who likes to play games!', 62 | 'You still up for pixie strangling tomorrow?', 63 | 'Imagination is for turbo-nerds who can\'t handle how kick-butt reality is!', 64 | 'What the hey-hey?', 65 | 'That riddle sucks.', 66 | 'I can feel them on my face! Imaginary poison coursing through my veins!', 67 | 'Makes sense: you do bad stuff, I punish you!' 68 | ], 69 | [ // Season 2 70 | 'I\'m not evil, Marceline\'s dad. I\'m super good!', 71 | 'Marceline, release the Finn bomb!', 72 | 'Well, this ant\'s about to get in his pants!', 73 | 'Nobody flicks me in the butt without my consent!', 74 | 'I\'ll see you in the Nightosphere, you sick freak!', 75 | 'I\'m also exhausted emotionally, or wait, I mean physically.', 76 | 'No more pajamas!', 77 | 'I\'m not dead. I\'m just all crystal stiff.', 78 | 'Does it have to be princess hair?', 79 | '"Here lies Princess Beautiful. She was so beautiful... but died of baldness?!" Dang it!', 80 | 'JJ Flip! What the zip?', 81 | 'He just really likes ice cream.', 82 | 'Glitter on its own could be evil, but with rainbows... over my dead body!', 83 | 'Don\'t just lick stuff!', 84 | 'That doesn\'t fair well for their... grade point average.', 85 | 'It\'s freaking adorable.', 86 | 'I\'m killing you with ice cream!', 87 | 'I\'m not gonna spank your hams!', 88 | 'Wands are for wimps!', 89 | 'Die, you fire!', 90 | 'The library of the undead!', 91 | 'I\'ll just read this book about pigs.', 92 | 'Jake, we\'re going to college!', 93 | 'I can\'t help it, man! I\'m all about stupid!', 94 | 'Everything small is just a small version of something big! I understand everything!', 95 | 'I\'m better than okay. I know exactly how to impress the princess.', 96 | 'I\'m going to blow your minds.', 97 | 'A 4-dimensional bubble casts a 3-dimensional shadow! It is beyond comprehension! Beyond space! Beyond time!', 98 | 'Yes! And their brains are releasing adrenaline, dopamine, even dimethyltryptamine from the pineal gland! This has serious educational value! Thanatophobia and this N.D.E. is giving us euphoric altered awareness! Don\'t you see, Princess? We were all born to die!', 99 | 'What? No way. I\'m, like, the smartest guy in Ooo thanks to these glasses.', 100 | 'Huh, knew what? I wrote that list when I was insane with smartness.', 101 | 'Up, down, left, left, right, right, down, spin, down, up, left, right, left, down, spin, up, down, jump!', 102 | 'BMO, this game is the worst!', 103 | 'If I were really in this game, I would crush Sam, breezily, with my mitts!', 104 | 'Oh, man, BMO, you gotta let us in that game!', 105 | 'I\'m looking at my bits, dude. My leg is math!', 106 | 'Let\'s go kick their digital boo-tays!', 107 | 'Bouncy Bee, Hunny Bunny, they\'re all hard as butts.', 108 | '(to Death) Your brain is stupid!', 109 | 'You\'re going down or both of us are going down!', 110 | 'Marceline, would you do me the honor of getting the plop outta here?', 111 | 'Marceline... of course! It\'s been Marceline all along!', 112 | 'I wish for... the Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!', 113 | 'No, I\'m not! I\'ve got a sweater on!', 114 | 'Come on, man! That\'s pervy!', 115 | 'Thirteen years old? That\'s how old I am.', 116 | 'Uh, bleach, lighter fluid, ammonia, gasoline, I dunno. Lady stuff... Plutonium...', 117 | 'This stink up\'s mega bamm-bamm to the J-Stop!' 118 | ], 119 | [ // Season 3 120 | 'But strength isn\'t your strength. Adorable cuteness is!', 121 | 'Hoc habet!', 122 | 'Eludere!', 123 | 'I\'m a buff baby who can dance like a man!', 124 | 'Puncha yo buns, puncha yo buns!', 125 | 'So spice! So spice!', 126 | 'What the huh?', 127 | 'That\'s bunk! Right, Pree-bos?', 128 | 'Yeah, like pranking him up his face!', 129 | 'Easy as childbirth.', 130 | 'I\'d rather sanctify PB\'s lips.', 131 | 'I\'ll get your kid back, toy.', 132 | 'Aw, dude! I broke my stems!', 133 | 'Yo! Is everyone in church? Worshiping Glob?', 134 | 'Give it up, Me-Mow! You\'re only making my face look cooler!', 135 | 'That idiot\'s about to walk into the sun.', 136 | 'One, two, three, four, five, four. Over the mountain, the ominous cloud. Coming to cover the land in a shroud. Hide in a bushel, a basement, a cave. But when cloud comes a hunting, no ones a save, uh, safe. Cloud hunt, gotcha!', 137 | 'I\'ll fly the paper, as an airplane, down the bedroom ladder. It\'ll triple barrel-roll past the kitchen, open the fridge, and cook some eggs then eat the eggs and unfold itself as it lays on the carpet in front of Marceline\'s door.', 138 | 'Disguise yourself, fool! [...] What the-? Dude! You shape-changed to look like me?', 139 | 'My way!', 140 | 'Jake! You looted?! That\'s bad, man! You\'re supposed to be good cop.', 141 | 'Gold-darn you, tear ducts! Yah! Yah!', 142 | 'Dude, I think I have a crush.' 143 | ], 144 | [ // Season 4 145 | 'She ain\'t evil. She\'s passionate. Help me track her down.', 146 | 'Oh Jake, Look at her. She’s innocent… like the steam off a puppy’s nose searching for a ham in the snow.', 147 | 'I\'m not trying to. I just like you. I think I... I think I like like you. Listen, when I look at you my brain goes all stupid, and I just want to hug you and sit on the couch and play BMO with you. I can\'t explain why, but I never felt this way and I think we should be together.', 148 | 'Why can\'t I just like a girl?', 149 | 'No, man. I\'ll stunt you out!', 150 | 'Marceline. No one... leaves the Nightosphere!', 151 | 'We never went steady.', 152 | 'Hey. What the jug is that?', 153 | 'I\'ll hug your mom!', 154 | 'Oh, whoa so, that means Stormo is like... my son?', 155 | 'Where did you go, Simon?', 156 | 'You better get back in the Spirit Hole, dead one.', 157 | 'Jake! Kerploop!', 158 | 'LSP... you don\'t need a mirror to know you look good. (sheathes his sword and grabs Lumpy Space Princess\' "dress.") You\'re beautiful on the inside. Like... your brain and stuff!', 159 | 'Alvin\'s hot juice box! Alvin\'s hot juice box!', 160 | '"Uh... Can my Cool Dog and Ancient Scholar defeat your Husker Knights?', 161 | 'I floop the Pig!', 162 | 'I activate my Ancient Scholar.... to begin studying and I also move my pig to the Cave of Solitude sooo he can take a nap.', 163 | 'Well, for one, I think this house is a reflection of your sick brain.', 164 | 'Bubblegum, I can\'t do this anymore!', 165 | 'Now you like me?', 166 | 'What am I talking about? PB, I was—I was in love with you, okay?! And, you didn\'t love me back. Now I\'m ready to move on, and it\'s like you\'re gonna build me up all over again! Well, I\'m done! I\'m done.', 167 | '...Your wavelengths are my weakness. Your emissions are what I\'ve been missing.', 168 | '(To weakened Flame Princess) Eh h-hey, what\'s wrong!? Please say something. Nhgh. Please, I need you... Nhhgh to be okay.', 169 | '"Get out of my house, King Worm!"', 170 | 'Princess, Ricardo\'s alive, he\'s in the black ice caves and he\'s peacocking hardcore!', 171 | 'Let\'s crush this mess all accordingly!', 172 | 'I want bionic legs!', 173 | 'Naked babies! Naked babies! Naked babies!', 174 | 'I call fire patrol!', 175 | 'Shmow-tow, dude! That guy\'s gonna dingle our bones into tapioca pudding!', 176 | 'You messed up-ed, Billy!' 177 | ], 178 | [ // Season 5 179 | 'I wish...The Lich... never, even ever existed!', 180 | 'Wait... Wha... Why would The Lich... Jake! Something messed up is happening!', 181 | 'Oh, what a good boy am I!', 182 | 'Sometimes a man, just got to retrieve it\'s own disk...', 183 | 'I, ate a magic apple by mistake...', 184 | 'How \'bout BMO and Ice King? (Jake asks) Would they make a good couple?', 185 | '(while watching the little people) I did not sleep.', 186 | 'Hello! Hello, hello, helloo...... ahhhhhHHH (voice scales through several autotuned octaves) (Davey\'s voice) Hello! I\'m Davey!', 187 | 'Hey Jake, hey Lady.', 188 | 'Do the splits, thou milk-livered maggot pie!', 189 | 'Oh crab it to the butternuts, it\'s locked!', 190 | 'Man, I don\'t have patience for this animation junk. Whoever does this must have no life whatsoeve--.', 191 | 'Escape, Jake, escape!', 192 | '(to Ice King) STOP TALKING LIKE A NERD AND GIVE IT TO US STRAIGHT!!!', 193 | 'Ahem... Hey, Bubs, where\'s the Ice King? I want to kick his boingloings!', 194 | 'I guess I\'m just thinking about Flame Princess. I told her a joke the other day and she didn\'t even laugh or anything. Guess it\'s over between us.', 195 | 'Oh, well... I... have a girlfriend.', 196 | '(as adult Finn) Alphanumeric! Pillow sheep! You have more fluff than sense!', 197 | '(as dying Finn) I remember... back... when I was dad.', 198 | 'I\'ve been going foot nude in the shoe and now I got this turbo huge callous.', 199 | 'Hey, it\'s okay BMO, look, Jake and I will make you a funny face.', 200 | 'We\'re documenting our creative flow in case we make a break through.', 201 | 'Yeah, its good, but if we want to be "James Baxter" good, we gotta go deeper.', 202 | 'We know to figure out how to make our sound force happiness into the listener!', 203 | '(written) Bringeth it on, sir!', 204 | 'Oh, I win! You\'re so disappointed.', 205 | 'We were just playing a game, BMO. It all started this morning when Jake made a sign that said-', 206 | 'Oh cool, that\'s cool you\'re dating, that\'s coool, see ya princess.', 207 | 'What\'ya think of that Braco guy? I mean, he seems kinda weird, and passive and baby lanish, and too unheroic for Peebs. *looks behind him and is shocked* And then I smash that peach!', 208 | 'That road you\'re on leads to nowhere.', 209 | 'You wanna join my primitive noise band?', 210 | '(feminine voice) Hello? Oh! Is that the machine part that I ordered?', 211 | '(writing) Ac-cep-tance.', 212 | 'O-ho-ho, was it? Then how do you explain tomorrow\'s newspaper?', 213 | 'Jake. A crime has been committed. We must find the criminal.', 214 | 'Hmm. LSP\'s injuries were 100 percent emotional. So it has to belong to Pete Sa-something. BMO, take a sample and do a full blood analysis. (in a Jersey accent) The works. (normal accent) Hey, if that guy cut himself during the robbery, he might have gone somewhere to buy a mini adhesive bandage. There\'s a drugstore across the street!', 215 | 'What the-?! Jake! What\'s with all the turning into stuff today?', 216 | 'Roll the dice, you pay the price.', 217 | 'Man, we didn\'t just crack that case, we crunched it! Crumbled it!', 218 | 'Trespassers get killed mad quick, like zap-zap.', 219 | '"Entanglement" is a spell where you get trapped in tree roots, and sometimes they spike out and hook your flesh, and you got to be like, "My body is clay, my spirit feels no pain." Then you chop your way out and kill the wizard!', 220 | 'Is PB straight-up naked right now?', 221 | 'I got traumatized by those underpanties.', 222 | 'Your magicks are powerful, PB.', 223 | 'Yeah, BMO, show me the stuff, keep it coming!', 224 | 'C\'mon bro, taking pain is easy. You just have to imagine that every bruise is a hickey from the Universe. And everyone wants to get with the Universe.', 225 | 'Dude, I\'m graceful. Mom raised me graceful.', 226 | 'Dude, what the bjork?', 227 | 'Jake, it\'s my special occasion phone! Someone\'s calling me to tell me about a special occasion.', 228 | 'Bring it! Yeah, baby, feels good, love it, lovin\' that heat on my skull!', 229 | 'It was weird but I liked it.', 230 | 'Naw, that\'s all fine. I just been feeling kind of... gray, is all. Like my inside voice has been kinda quiet lately. Not a lot of instructions forthcoming, y\'know?', 231 | 'I found it in the woods. I named it "Hot Daniel." Anyway, I figured we could do some pretty sick stuff with it.', 232 | 'Come forth, wizard, and uncurse my mitt! Grassy Mountain Wizard!', 233 | 'Jeez. Did I just get shown up by Cinnamon Bun?', 234 | 'Off the dome, here we go. Uh! I\'m-a start it now. I\'m-a battle now. We gonna make a rhyme, so I can rap this time. I rap for millions... [beat] sesquipedalians.' 235 | ], 236 | [ // Season 6 237 | 'Dude, I found out my human dad is still alive.', 238 | 'Why\'d you abandon me in the forest when I was a little baby???', 239 | 'Thanks a lot, DAD!' 240 | ] 241 | ] 242 | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------