├── CNAME ├── share.jpg ├── background.jpg ├── README.md ├── .github └── workflows │ └── checkmate.yml ├── scripts.js ├── styles.css ├── LICENSE └── index.html /CNAME: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | www.goatops.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /share.jpg: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- https://raw.githubusercontent.com/binford2k/goatops/HEAD/share.jpg -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /background.jpg: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- https://raw.githubusercontent.com/binford2k/goatops/HEAD/background.jpg -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /README.md: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | # goatops 2 | This is the source for [goatops.com](https://www.goatops.com) 3 | 4 | ## Are you frustrated with bullshit in your IT job? 5 | 6 | Me too. Let's fix it. In the meantime, poke a little fun at it by submitting a PR. 7 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /.github/workflows/checkmate.yml: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | on: 2 | pull_request: 3 | types: [edited, opened, reopened, synchronize] 4 | issue_comment: 5 | 6 | # cancel old edit events being processed 7 | concurrency: 8 | group: ${{ github.workflow }}-${{ github.ref }} 9 | cancel-in-progress: true 10 | 11 | name: Checkmate 12 | jobs: 13 | validate-checklists: 14 | runs-on: ubuntu-latest 15 | steps: 16 | - uses: actions/checkout@v3 17 | - name: Validate Checklists 18 | uses: roryq/checkmate@master 19 | with: 20 | github_token: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }} 21 | paths: | 22 | '**': 23 | - I have got the grammar police to proofread my changes. 24 | - I have double checked the indentation. 25 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /scripts.js: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | // https://css-tricks.com/snippets/jquery/shuffle-dom-elements/ 2 | (function($){ 3 | $.fn.shuffle = function() { 4 | var allElems = this.get(), 5 | getRandom = function(max) { 6 | return Math.floor(Math.random() * max); 7 | }, 8 | shuffled = $.map(allElems, function(){ 9 | var random = getRandom(allElems.length), 10 | randEl = $(allElems[random]).clone(true)[0]; 11 | allElems.splice(random, 1); 12 | return randEl; 13 | }); 14 | 15 | this.each(function(i){ 16 | $(this).replaceWith($(shuffled[i])); 17 | }); 18 | 19 | return $(shuffled); 20 | }; 21 | })(jQuery); 22 | 23 | function shuffle() { 24 | $('li').shuffle(); 25 | } 26 | 27 | function showAll() { 28 | $('li').addClass('visible'); 29 | $('.tools').hide(); 30 | } 31 | 32 | $( document ).ready(function() { 33 | shuffle(); 34 | }); 35 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /styles.css: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | html { 2 | background: url(background.jpg) no-repeat center center fixed; 3 | -webkit-background-size: cover; 4 | -moz-background-size: cover; 5 | -o-background-size: cover; 6 | background-size: cover; 7 | } 8 | body { 9 | position: relative; 10 | margin: 0; 11 | } 12 | h1, h2 { 13 | top: 0; 14 | left: 1em; 15 | position: fixed; 16 | text-shadow: 6px 6px 24px black; 17 | font-size: 3em; 18 | font-weight: bolder; 19 | color: white; 20 | } 21 | h2{ 22 | top: 2em; 23 | left: 4em; 24 | } 25 | p { 26 | padding: 0; 27 | margin: 0; 28 | } 29 | p.tools { 30 | position: absolute; 31 | bottom: 0; 32 | width: 100%; 33 | } 34 | 35 | #container { 36 | width: 65%; 37 | margin: 14em auto 4em; 38 | padding: 1em 0 1.5em 0; 39 | border: 1px solid #ccc; 40 | border-radius: 1em; 41 | background-color: #e0dddd; 42 | opacity: 0.95; 43 | max-height: 40%; 44 | min-height: 10em; 45 | overflow: scroll; 46 | position: relative; 47 | } 48 | #container p { 49 | font-size: small; 50 | text-align: center; 51 | } 52 | #container a { 53 | border: 1px solid #e0dddd; 54 | border-radius: 4px; 55 | padding: 2px; 56 | } 57 | #container a:hover { 58 | background-color: #b7c0bc; 59 | border: 1px solid #536988; 60 | } 61 | 62 | ul { 63 | padding: 0.1em 0; 64 | margin: 0; 65 | } 66 | li { 67 | padding: 0 1em 0.25em 1em; 68 | margin: 0; 69 | list-style-type: none; 70 | } 71 | /* only show the first 5 items */ 72 | li + li + li + li + li + li { 73 | display: none; 74 | } 75 | li:nth-child(odd) { 76 | background: #ccc; 77 | } 78 | li.visible { 79 | display: inherit; 80 | } 81 | #credits { 82 | position: fixed; 83 | bottom: 0; 84 | width: 100%; 85 | text-align: center; 86 | background-color: #ccc; 87 | opacity: 0.75; 88 | height: 4em; 89 | font-size: small; 90 | } 91 | 92 | .floaty-mc-floatface { 93 | float: right; 94 | margin-right: 1em; 95 | } 96 | 97 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /LICENSE: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | Apache License 2 | Version 2.0, January 2004 3 | http://www.apache.org/licenses/ 4 | 5 | TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR USE, REPRODUCTION, AND DISTRIBUTION 6 | 7 | 1. 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I should quit my job

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and become a goat farmer

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I got the start of this list from reddit. I'm sure it's been around longer, but that's where I started.

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The background image came from Wikipedia.

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Why do you want to be a goat farmer? Submit a PR to the GoatHub repo and let us know.

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