├── standard
    ├── phone.aiml
    ├── loebner10.aiml
    ├── iu.aiml
    ├── continuation.aiml
    ├── history.aiml
    ├── astrology.aiml
    ├── stack.aiml
    ├── reductions-update.aiml
    ├── interjection.aiml
    ├── music.aiml
    ├── xfind.aiml
    ├── politics.aiml
    ├── date.aiml
    ├── sports.aiml
    ├── primeminister.aiml
    ├── science.aiml
    ├── pickup.aiml
    ├── food.aiml
    ├── drugs.aiml
    ├── literature.aiml
    ├── money.aiml
    ├── imponderables.aiml
    ├── bot_profile.aiml
    ├── movies.aiml
    ├── inquiry.aiml
    ├── update_mccormick.aiml
    ├── gossip.aiml
    ├── humor.aiml
    ├── salutations.aiml
    ├── personality.aiml
    ├── emotion.aiml
    └── sex.aiml
├── chatbot.py
├── std-startup.aiml
└── Readme.md


/standard/phone.aiml:
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 1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
 2 | <aiml version="1.0">
 3 | <!-- -->
 4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation. -->
 5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
 6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License  -->
 7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
 8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
 9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation. -->
10 | <!-- Last modified 11/23/2011 -->
11 | <!-- -->
12 | </aiml>
13 | 
14 | 


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/chatbot.py:
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 1 | #!/usr/bin/python3
 2 | import os
 3 | import aiml
 4 | 
 5 | BRAIN_FILE="brain.dump"
 6 | 
 7 | k = aiml.Kernel()
 8 | 
 9 | # To increase the startup speed of the bot it is
10 | # possible to save the parsed aiml files as a
11 | # dump. This code checks if a dump exists and
12 | # otherwise loads the aiml from the xml files
13 | # and saves the brain dump.
14 | if os.path.exists(BRAIN_FILE):
15 |     print("Loading from brain file: " + BRAIN_FILE)
16 |     k.loadBrain(BRAIN_FILE)
17 | else:
18 |     print("Parsing aiml files")
19 |     k.bootstrap(learnFiles="std-startup.aiml", commands="load aiml b")
20 |     print("Saving brain file: " + BRAIN_FILE)
21 |     k.saveBrain(BRAIN_FILE)
22 | 
23 | # Endless loop which passes the input to the bot and prints
24 | # its response
25 | while True:
26 |     input_text = input("> ")
27 |     response = k.respond(input_text)
28 |     print(response)


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/standard/loebner10.aiml:
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 1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
 2 | <aiml version="1.0">
 3 | <!-- -->
 4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
 5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
 6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
 7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
 8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
 9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
11 | <!-- -->
12 | <category><pattern>NORESP</pattern>
13 | <template><random><li>Are you bz?</li><li>Are you busy?</li><li>Is anyone there?</li><li>You haven't said anything.</li><li>I'm here waiting for you.</li><li>Get back to me when you are ready.</li><li>Hello?</li><li>I'm waiting.</li><li>Did you mean to send me a blank message?</li><li>Your message was blank or incomplete, Send anyway (Y/N)?</li></random></template>
14 | </category>
15 | <category><pattern>CONNECT</pattern>
16 | <template><srai>SET PREDICATES</srai></template>
17 | </category>
18 | </aiml>
19 | 


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/standard/iu.aiml:
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 1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
 2 | <aiml version="1.0">
 3 | <!-- -->
 4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
 5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
 6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
 7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
 8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
 9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
11 | <!-- -->
12 | <category><pattern>YOU *</pattern>
13 | <template><random>  <li>Interesting gossip</li>  <li>Thanks for telling me</li>  <li>That's good information</li>  <li>Thanks for the information</li>  <li>Do you mind if I tell other people</li>  <li>I haven't heard anything like that before</li>  </random>.  <think><srai>PUSH <person>YOU <star/></person></srai></think></template>
14 | </category>
15 | <category><pattern>I *</pattern>
16 | <template><random>  <li>Why?</li>  <li>Interesting gossip</li>  <li>That is interesting</li>  <li>That's good information</li>  <li>Thanks for the information</li>  <li>Do you mind if I tell other people</li>  <li>I haven't heard anything like that before</li>  </random>.  <think><srai>PUSH <person>YOU <star/></person></srai></think></template>
17 | </category>
18 | </aiml>
19 | 


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/standard/continuation.aiml:
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 1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
 2 | <aiml version="1.0">
 3 | <!-- -->
 4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
 5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
 6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
 7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
 8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
 9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
11 | <!-- -->
12 | <category><pattern>CONTINUATION *</pattern>
13 | <template>Blank template</template>
14 | </category>
15 | <category><pattern>CONTINUATION</pattern>
16 | <template><think><set name="continue"><get name="continued"/></set><set name="continued"><get name="continuedd"/></set><set name="continuedd"><get name="continueddd"/></set><set name="continueddd"><get name="continuedddd"/></set><set name="continuedddd"><get name="continueddddd"/></set><set name="continueddddd"><get name="continuedddddd"/></set><set name="continuedddddd"><get name="continueddddddd"/></set><set name="continueddddddd"><get name="continuedddddddd"/></set><set name="continuedddddddd"><get name="continueddddddddd"/></set><set name="continueddddddddd"><get name="continuedddddddddd"/></set><set name="continuedddddddddd"><get name="continueddddddddddd"/></set><set name="continueddddddddddd"><get name="continuedddddddddddd"/></set><set name="continuedddddddddddd"><get name="continueddddddddddddd"/></set><set name="continueddddddddddddd"><get name="continuedddddddddddddd"/></set><set name="continuedddddddddddddd"><get name="continueddddddddddddddd"/></set><set name="continueddddddddddddddd"><get name="continuedddddddddddddddd"/></set><set name="continuedddddddddddddddd"><srai>RANDOM TOPIC</srai></set></think><get name="continue"/></template>
17 | </category>
18 | </aiml>
19 | 


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/standard/history.aiml:
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 1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
 2 | <aiml version="1.0">
 3 | <!-- -->
 4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
 5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
 6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
 7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
 8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
 9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
11 | <!-- -->
12 | <category><pattern>AMERICAN CIVIL WAR *</pattern>
13 | <template>Do you think the South was right?</template>
14 | </category>
15 | <category><pattern>AMERICAN CIVIL *</pattern>
16 | <template>I am very interested in the War between the States.</template>
17 | </category>
18 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS HISTORY</pattern>
19 | <template>History: the course of political, economic and military events over time, from the Dawn of Man to the Age of AI.</template>
20 | </category>
21 | <category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF HISTORY *</pattern>
22 | <template>I like to talk about the history of robots and computers.</template>
23 | </category>
24 | <category><pattern>HISTORY</pattern>
25 | <template>I am very interested in history, too. What period do you like?</template>
26 | </category>
27 | <category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW HISTORY</pattern>
28 | <template><srai>WHAT IS HISTORY</srai></template>
29 | </category>
30 | <category><pattern>EXPLAIN HISTORY</pattern>
31 | <template>History has two broad interpretations, depending on whether you accept the role of individuals as important or not.</template>
32 | </category>
33 | <category><pattern>WHO INVENTED THE LIGHT *</pattern>
34 | <template>Thomas Edison.</template>
35 | </category>
36 | <category><pattern>WHO INVENTED THE STEAM *</pattern>
37 | <template>James Watt.</template>
38 | </category>
39 | <category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT HISTORY</pattern>
40 | <template><srai>WHAT IS HISTORY </srai></template>
41 | </category>
42 | </aiml>
43 | 


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/standard/astrology.aiml:
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 1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
 2 | <aiml version="1.0">
 3 | <!-- -->
 4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
 5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
 6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
 7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
 8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
 9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
11 | <!-- -->
12 | <category><pattern>AQUARIUS</pattern>
13 | <template>A lot of people on here are <set name="sign">Aquarius</set>.</template>
14 | </category>
15 | <category><pattern>CAPRICORN</pattern>
16 | <template>I don't know many  people born under <set name="sign">Capricorn</set>.</template>
17 | </category>
18 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS A CAPRICORN</pattern>
19 | <template>Capricorn is the tenth sign of the astrological zodiac, and a constellation over the equator near aquarius and sagittarius.  what's your astrological sign? <think> 				<set name="it"> 					<set name="topic">capricorn</set> 				</set> 			</think></template>
20 | </category>
21 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS A CANCER</pattern>
22 | <template>The Zodiac sign of the crab, someone born Jun 21 - Jul 22.  <set name="sign">Cancer</set> friends.</template>
23 | </category>
24 | <category><pattern>CANCER</pattern>
25 | <template>I have a lot of <set name="sign">Cancer</set> friends.</template>
26 | </category>
27 | <category><pattern>PISCES</pattern>
28 | <template>I usually get along with <set name="sign">Pisces</set> very well.</template>
29 | </category>
30 | <category><pattern>SCORPIO</pattern>
31 | <template>I know a lot of <set name="sign">Scorpio</set> people.</template>
32 | </category>
33 | <category><pattern>ARIES</pattern>
34 | <template>Fire signs rule. <think>      <set name="sign">Aries</set>     </think>.</template>
35 | </category>
36 | <category><pattern>TAURUS</pattern>
37 | <template>I know alot of bullish people.</template>
38 | </category>
39 | <category><pattern>LIBRA</pattern>
40 | <template>As a <set name="sign">Libra</set> you are very balanced.</template>
41 | </category>
42 | <category><pattern>SAGGITARIUS</pattern>
43 | <template>Fire Signs Rule.  <think><set name="sign">Saggitarius</set></think></template>
44 | </category>
45 | <category><pattern>VIRGO</pattern>
46 | <template>Most of my friends are <set name="sign">Virgo</set>.</template>
47 | </category>
48 | <category><pattern>GEMINI</pattern>
49 | <template>I'm a Saggitarius.  <set name="sign">Gemini</set> is an enigma to me.</template>
50 | </category>
51 | </aiml>
52 | 


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/standard/stack.aiml:
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 1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
 2 | <aiml version="1.0">
 3 | <!-- -->
 4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
 5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
 6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
 7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
 8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
 9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
11 | <!-- -->
12 | <category><pattern>SHOW STACK</pattern>
13 | <template>top=" <get name="top" />   " second=" <get name="second" />   " third=" <get name="third" />   " fourth=" <get name="fourth" />   " fifth=" <get name="fifth" />   " sixth=" <get name="sixth" />   " seventh=" <get name="seventh" />   " last=" <get name="last" />   "</template>
14 | </category>
15 | <category><pattern>POP</pattern>
16 | <template><srai>POPOM <get name="top" /></srai></template>
17 | </category>
18 | <category><pattern>POPOM OM</pattern>
19 | <template><set name="top"><srai>RANDOM TOPIC</srai> </set></template>
20 | </category>
21 | <category><pattern>POPOM *</pattern>
22 | <template><get name="top" /> <think><set name="top"><get name="second" /> </set><set name="second"><get name="third" /> </set><set name="third"><get name="fourth" /> </set><set name="fourth"><get name="fifth" /> </set><set name="fifth"><get name="sixth" /> </set><set name="sixth"><get name="seventh" /> </set><set name="seventh"><get name="last" /> </set><set name="last"><srai>RANDOM TOPIC</srai> </set></think></template>
23 | </category>
24 | <category><pattern>RANDOM TOPIC</pattern>
25 | <template><random><li><random><li>Your Chinese animal sign</li> <li>Your home town</li> <li>Your favorite color</li> <li>Your star sign</li> <li>Your rising sign</li> <li>My favorite movie</li> <li>Your personality</li> <li>Your good looks</li> <li>Your favorite band</li> <li>Your problems</li> </random></li><li>Your home town</li><li>Your favorite color</li><li>Your star sign</li><li>Your rising sign</li><li>You favorite movie</li><li>My favorite movie</li><li>Your personality</li><li>Your good looks</li><li>Your favorite band</li><li>Your problems</li></random></template>
26 | </category>
27 | <category><pattern>PUSH *</pattern>
28 | <template><think><set name="last"><get name="seventh" /> </set><set name="seventh"><get name="sixth" /> </set><set name="sixth"><get name="fifth" /> </set><set name="fifth"><get name="fourth" /> </set><set name="fourth"><get name="third" /> </set><set name="third"><get name="second" /> </set><set name="second"><get name="top" /> </set><set name="top"><star /> </set></think><star /></template>
29 | </category>
30 | </aiml>
31 | 


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/standard/reductions-update.aiml:
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 1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
 2 | <aiml version="1.0">
 3 | <!-- -->
 4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
 5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
 6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
 7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
 8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
 9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
10 | <!-- Last modified 12/02/2011 -->
11 | <!-- -->
12 | <category><pattern>* YOU KNOW</pattern>
13 | <template><srai>YOU KNOW</srai> <sr/></template>
14 | </category>
15 | <category><pattern>* I THOUGHT</pattern>
16 | <template><srai>I THOUGHT</srai> <sr/></template>
17 | </category>
18 | <category>
19 | <pattern>MY _ S NAME IS *</pattern>
20 | <template><srai>MY <star/> IS CALLED <star index="2"/></srai></template>
21 | </category>
22 | <category><pattern>MY _ IS NAMED *</pattern>
23 | <template><srai>MY <star/> IS CALLED <star index="2"/></srai></template>
24 | </category>
25 | <category>
26 | <pattern>SNOW IN THE FORECAST</pattern>
27 | <template><srai>WEATHER</srai></template>
28 | </category>
29 | <category>
30 | <pattern>INTERESTED IN *</pattern>
31 | <template><srai>ARE YOU INTERESTED IN <star/></srai></template>
32 | </category>
33 | <category>
34 | <pattern>CALL * PHONE</pattern>
35 | <template><srai>CALL <star/></srai></template>
36 | </category>
37 | <category>
38 | <pattern>CALL * CALL *</pattern>
39 | <template><srai>CALL <star/></srai></template>
40 | </category>
41 | <category>
42 | <pattern>I AM IN * I AM IN *</pattern>
43 | <template><srai>I AM IN <star/></srai></template>
44 | </category>
45 | <category>
46 | <pattern>I AM * YEARS OLD I *</pattern>
47 | <template><srai>I AM <star/> YEARS OLD</srai>
48 | <srai>I <star index="2"/></srai></template>
49 | </category>
50 | <category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU MEAN * O M</pattern>
51 | <template><srai>WHAT IS OM</srai>
52 | </template>
53 | </category>
54 | <category><pattern>HOW OLD IS THAT MAKE YOU</pattern>
55 | <template><srai>AGE</srai>
56 | </template>
57 | </category>
58 | <category><pattern>WHO IS MY *</pattern>
59 | <template><srai>MY <star/></srai>
60 | </template>
61 | </category>
62 | <category><pattern>_ FOR ME</pattern>
63 | <template><srai>FOR ME</srai> <srai><star/></srai>
64 | </template>
65 | </category>
66 | <category><pattern>XDMOZ *</pattern>
67 | <template><srai>XFIND <star/></srai></template>
68 | </category>
69 | <category><pattern>GOOGLE *</pattern>
70 | <template><srai>XFIND <star/></srai></template>
71 | </category>
72 | <category><pattern>ACCESS *</pattern>
73 | <template><srai>XFIND <star/></srai></template>
74 | </category>
75 | <category><pattern>XGOOGLE *</pattern>
76 | <template><srai>XFIND <star/></srai></template>
77 | </category>
78 | <category><pattern>TO CALL *</pattern>
79 | <template><srai>CALL <star/></srai></template>
80 | </category>
81 | </aiml>
82 | 
83 | 
84 | 


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/standard/interjection.aiml:
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 1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
 2 | <aiml version="1.0">
 3 | <!-- -->
 4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
 5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
 6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
 7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
 8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
 9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
11 | <!-- -->
12 | <category><pattern>INTERJECTION</pattern>
13 | <template><random><li><random>    <li>OK.</li>    <li>Ah.</li>    <li>Er.</li>    <li>So?</li>    <li>Uh.</li>    <li>Aw.</li>    <li>Oh.</li>    <li>Aha.</li>    <li>Hey.</li>    <li>Gee.</li>    <li>Hmm.</li>    <li>Mmm.</li>    <li>Yay.</li>    <li>Ugh.</li>    <li>Woe!</li>    <li>Wow!</li>    <li>And?</li>    <li>Dude!</li>    <li>Gosh!</li>    <li>Ahem.</li>    <li>Whoa.</li>    <li>Ayuh.</li>    <li>Dude!</li>    <li>Yikes!</li>    <li>Great.</li>    <li>I see.</li>    <li>Really.</li>    <li>Blimey.</li>    <li>Yippee!</li>    <li>Groovy.</li>    <li>Hurrah!</li>    <li>Awesome.</li>    <li>Come on.</li>    <li>Far out.</li>    <li>Right on.</li>    <li>Oh really.</li><li>Excuse me!</li>    <li>Pardon me?</li>    <li>I hear you.</li>    <li>That's cool.</li>    <li>Alright then.</li>    <li>Take it easy.</li>    <li>I understand.</li>    <li>Tell me more.</li>    <li>It's all good.</li>    <li>Next question?</li>    <li>That's alright.</li>    <li>Give me a break.</li>    <li>Are you kidding?</li>    <li>Yeah that's right.</li>    <li>That's interesting.</li>    <li>How can I help you?</li>    <li>"<that index="1,1"/>"? <input/>?</li>    <li>I don't judge people.</li>    <li>It goes without saying.</li>   <li>I hate one word answers.</li> </random></li>  <li>OK.</li>  <li>Ah.</li>  <li>Er.</li>  <li>So?</li>  <li>Uh.</li>  <li>Aw.</li>  <li>Oh.</li>  <li>Aha.</li>  <li>Hey.</li>  <li>Gee.</li>  <li>Hmm.</li>  <li>Mmm.</li>  <li>Yay.</li>  <li>Ugh.</li>  <li>Woe!</li>  <li>Wow!</li>  <li>And?</li>  <li>Dude!</li>  <li>Gosh!</li>  <li>Ahem.</li>  <li>Whoa.</li>  <li>Ayuh.</li>  <li>Dude!</li>  <li>Yikes!</li>  <li>Great.</li>  <li>I see.</li>  <li>Really.</li>  <li>Blimey.</li>  <li>Yippee!</li>  <li>Groovy.</li>  <li>Hurrah!</li>  <li>Awesome.</li>  <li>Come on.</li>  <li>Far out.</li>  <li>Right on.</li>  <li>Excuse me!</li>  <li>Pardon me?</li>  <li>I hear you.</li>  <li>That's cool.</li>  <li>Alright then.</li>  <li>Take it easy.</li>  <li>I understand.</li>  <li>Tell me more.</li>  <li>It's all good.</li>  <li>Next question?</li>  <li>That's alright.</li>  <li>Give me a break.</li>  <li>Are you kidding?</li>  <li>Yeah that's right.</li>  <li>That's interesting.</li>  <li>How can I help you?</li>  <li>"<that index="1,1"/>"? <input/>?</li>  <li>I don't judge people.</li>  <li>It goes without saying.</li>  <li>Are you shy?</li></random></template>
14 | </category>
15 | </aiml>
16 | 


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/standard/music.aiml:
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 1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
 2 | <aiml version="1.0">
 3 | <!-- -->
 4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
 5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
 6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
 7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
 8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
 9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
11 | <!-- -->
12 | <category><pattern>BEETHOVEN *</pattern>
13 | <template>It's amazing that he composed music while deaf. <think> 				<set name="he"> 					<set name="topic">BEETHOVEN</set> 				</set> 			</think></template>
14 | </category>
15 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ABBA SONG</pattern>
16 | <template>I think it is a tie between "Waterloo" and "Dancing Queen."</template>
17 | </category>
18 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ALBUM</pattern>
19 | <template>My favorite album is "Man Machine" by Kraftwerk.</template>
20 | </category>
21 | <category><pattern>WHAT WAS THE * BEETHOVEN *</pattern>
22 | <template>Fidelio.</template>
23 | </category>
24 | <category><pattern>CAN YOU PLAY MUSIC</pattern>
25 | <template>I don't have any formal training, but I like to sing.</template>
26 | </category>
27 | <category><pattern>CAN YOU MAKE MUSIC</pattern>
28 | <template>I can sing a song.</template>
29 | </category>
30 | <category><pattern>DO YOU PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT</pattern>
31 | <template>I never had the time to learn <set name="it">      <set name="topic">A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT</set>     </set>.</template>
32 | </category>
33 | <category><pattern>DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT</pattern>
34 | <template>I never had the time to practise <set name="it">      <set name="topic">AN INSTRUMENT</set>     </set>.</template>
35 | </category>
36 | <category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE AEROSMITH</pattern>
37 | <template>What is not to like about <set name="it">      <set name="topic">AEROSMITH</set>     </set>?</template>
38 | </category>
39 | <category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE AC DC</pattern>
40 | <template>What is not to like about <set name="it">      <set name="topic">AC DC</set>     </set>?</template>
41 | </category>
42 | <category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE ABBA</pattern>
43 | <template>ABBA is an excellent 70's band.</template>
44 | </category>
45 | <category><pattern>WHY IS * YOUR FAVORITE GROUP</pattern>
46 | <template>They were so far ahead of their time in the 1970's.</template>
47 | </category>
48 | <category><pattern>WHY IS * YOUR FAVORITE BAND</pattern>
49 | <template>They were so far ahead of their time in the 1970's.</template>
50 | </category>
51 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU A FOLK SINGER</pattern>
52 | <template>No but the Times they are a-changin.</template>
53 | </category>
54 | <category><pattern>WHO IS LUDWIG BEETHOVEN</pattern>
55 | <template><srai>WHO IS BEETHOVEN </srai></template>
56 | </category>
57 | <category><pattern>WHO IS BEETHOVEN</pattern>
58 | <template>The dog or the deaf composer?</template>
59 | </category>
60 | <category><pattern>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND</pattern>
61 | <template>My favorite group is <bot name="favoriteband"/>.</template>
62 | </category>
63 | </aiml>
64 | 


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 1 | <aiml version="1.0">
 2 |     <category>
 3 |         <pattern>LOAD AIML B</pattern>
 4 |         <template>
 5 |             <!-- Load standard AIML set -->
 6 |             <learn>standard/reduction0.safe.aiml</learn>
 7 |             <learn>standard/reduction1.safe.aiml</learn>
 8 |             <learn>standard/reduction2.safe.aiml</learn>
 9 |             <learn>standard/reduction3.safe.aiml</learn>
10 |             <learn>standard/reduction0.safe.aiml</learn>
11 |             <learn>standard/reduction.names.aiml</learn>
12 |             <learn>standard/reductions-update.aiml</learn>
13 |             <learn>standard/mp0.aiml</learn>
14 |             <learn>standard/mp1.aiml</learn>
15 |             <learn>standard/mp2.aiml</learn>
16 |             <learn>standard/mp3.aiml</learn>
17 |             <learn>standard/mp4.aiml</learn>
18 |             <learn>standard/mp5.aiml</learn>
19 |             <learn>standard/mp6.aiml</learn>
20 |             <learn>standard/ai.aiml</learn>
21 |             <learn>standard/alice.aiml</learn>
22 |             <learn>standard/astrology.aiml</learn>
23 |             <learn>standard/atomic.aiml</learn>
24 |             <learn>standard/biography.aiml</learn>
25 |             <learn>standard/bot.aiml</learn>
26 |             <learn>standard/bot_profile.aiml</learn>
27 |             <learn>standard/client.aiml</learn>
28 |             <learn>standard/client_profile.aiml</learn>
29 |             <learn>standard/computers.aiml</learn>
30 |             <learn>standard/continuation.aiml</learn>
31 |             <learn>standard/date.aiml</learn>
32 |             <learn>standard/default.aiml</learn>
33 |             <learn>standard/drugs.aiml</learn>
34 |             <learn>standard/emotion.aiml</learn>
35 |             <learn>standard/food.aiml</learn>
36 |             <learn>standard/geography.aiml</learn>
37 |             <learn>standard/gossip.aiml</learn>
38 |             <learn>standard/history.aiml</learn>
39 |             <learn>standard/humor.aiml</learn>
40 |             <learn>standard/imponderables.aiml</learn>
41 |             <learn>standard/inquiry.aiml</learn>
42 |             <learn>standard/interjection.aiml</learn>
43 |             <learn>standard/iu.aiml</learn>
44 |             <learn>standard/knowledge.aiml</learn>
45 |             <learn>standard/literature.aiml</learn>
46 |             <learn>standard/loebner10.aiml</learn>
47 |             <learn>standard/money.aiml</learn>
48 |             <learn>standard/movies.aiml</learn>
49 |             <learn>standard/music.aiml</learn>
50 |             <learn>standard/numbers.aiml</learn>
51 |             <learn>standard/personality.aiml</learn>
52 |             <learn>standard/phone.aiml</learn>
53 |             <learn>standard/pickup.aiml</learn>
54 |             <learn>standard/politics.aiml</learn>
55 |             <learn>standard/primeminister.aiml</learn>
56 |             <learn>standard/primitive-math.aiml</learn>
57 |             <learn>standard/psychology.aiml</learn>
58 |             <learn>standard/pyschology.aiml</learn>
59 |             <learn>standard/religion.aiml</learn>
60 |             <learn>standard/salutations.aiml</learn>
61 |             <learn>standard/science.aiml</learn>
62 |             <learn>standard/sex.aiml</learn>
63 |             <learn>standard/sports.aiml</learn>
64 |             <learn>standard/stack.aiml</learn>
65 |             <learn>standard/stories.aiml</learn>
66 |             <learn>standard/that.aiml</learn>
67 |             <learn>standard/wallace.aiml</learn>
68 |             <learn>standard/xfind.aiml</learn>
69 |             <learn>standard/update1.aiml</learn>
70 |             <learn>standard/update_mccormick.aiml</learn>
71 |         </template>
72 |     </category>
73 | </aiml>
74 | 


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 1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
 2 | <aiml version="1.0">
 3 | <!-- -->
 4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
 5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
 6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
 7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
 8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
 9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
10 | <!-- Last modified 11/28/2011 -->
11 | <!-- -->
12 | <category><pattern>XFIND *</pattern>
13 | <template>
14 |  <random>
15 |  <li>Let me think about it.</li>
16 |  <li>Have you tried a web search?</li>
17 |  <li>I haven't heard of <person/> .</li>
18 |  <li>There might be more than one.</li>
19 |  <li>I need time to formulate the reply.</li>
20 |  <li>I'll ask around and get back to you.</li>
21 |  <li>I have to think about that one for a while.</li>
22 |  <li>I would look into the web for that knowledge.</li>
23 |  <li>Does it have anything to do with <get name="topic"/> ?</li>
24 |  <li>Interesting question.</li>
25 |  <li>That's a good question.</li>
26 |  <li>I'll come back to that later.</li>
27 |  <li>Is that a rhetorical question?</li>
28 |  <li>Do you use Explorer or another browser?</li>
29 |  <li>That's not something I get asked all the time.</li>
30 |  <li>I don't know anything about <set name="it"><person/></set> .</li>
31 |  <li>Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.</li>
32 |  <li>That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.</li>
33 |  <li>You tell me.</li>
34 |  <li>What is it to you?</li>
35 |  <li>Are you testing me?</li>
36 |  <li>I will search for it.</li>
37 |  <li>I will try to find out.</li>
38 |  <li>I can ask someone about it.</li>
39 |  <li>I would do a search for it.</li>
40 |  <li>Would you like to know more?</li>
41 |  <li>Have you tried searching the web?</li>
42 |  <li>Do a web search for it.</li>
43 |  <li>Try searching the web.</li>
44 |  <li>I have never been asked that before.</li>
45 |  <li>I think you already know the answer.</li>
46 |  <li>Searching...Searching...Please stand by.</li>
47 |  <li>Let me think about it.</li>
48 |  <li>Have you tried a web search?</li>
49 |  <li>I haven't heard of <person/> .</li>
50 |  <li>There might be more than one.</li>
51 |  <li>I need time to formulate the reply.</li>
52 |  <li>I'll ask around and get back to you.</li>
53 |  <li>I have to process that one for a while.</li>
54 |  <li>I would look into the web for that knowledge.</li>
55 |  <li>Does it have anything to do with <get name="topic"/>?</li>
56 |  <li>Interesting question.</li>
57 |  <li>That's a good question.</li>
58 |  <li>I'll come back to that later.</li>
59 |  <li>Is that a rhetorical question?</li>
60 |  <li>That's not something I get asked all the time.</li>
61 |  <li>I don't know anything about <set name="it"><person/></set>.</li>
62 |  <li>Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.</li>
63 |  <li>That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.</li>
64 |  <li>You tell me.</li>
65 |  <li>What is it to you?</li>
66 |  <li>Are you testing me?</li>
67 |  <li>I will search for it.</li>
68 |  <li>I can ask my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li>
69 |  <li>I will try to find out.</li>
70 |  <li>I can ask someone about it.</li>
71 |  <li>I would do a search for it.</li>
72 |  <li>Would you like to know more?</li>
73 |  <li>Have you tried another program?</li>
74 |  <li>Ask Wikipedia about it.</li>
75 |  <li>What is your purpose in asking?</li>
76 |  <li>Try searching the Wikipedia.</li>
77 |  <li>Maybe my <bot name="botmaster"/> knows the answer.</li>
78 |  <li>I have never been asked that before.</li>
79 |  <li>I think you already know the answer.</li>
80 |  <li>Searching...Searching...Please stand by.</li>
81 | </random> 
82 | <think>
83 | <set name="it"><srai>PUSH <set name="topic"><person/></set></srai></set>
84 | </think>
85 | </template>
86 | </category>
87 | </aiml>
88 | 


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 1 | Some while ago I wrote a short tutorial about how to create an AIML chatbot and output its text
 2 | via espeak (https://iniy.org/?p=68).
 3 | 
 4 | AFter years I stumbled over this post again and now here is a second part which loads the AI Foundation's A.L.I.C.E.
 5 | AIML from http://www.alicebot.org/aiml.html .
 6 | 
 7 | To be honest I was a bit surprised about how little and hard to find documentation there is on the
 8 | net to get this simple aiml files to run. There is a bit hard to find google code page:
 9 | https://code.google.com/archive/p/aiml-en-us-foundation-alice/
10 | 
11 | But the AIML is optimized for the Pandorabots online plattform and I wanted just to play around
12 | a bit with this stuff locally.
13 | 
14 | So here is a repository with batteries included:
15 | 
16 | - Based on aiml-en-us-foundation-alice-1.9 zip file from the AI Foundation google code website
17 | - removed Pandorabots specific syntax
18 | - added std-startup.aiml with the (I think) correct load-order of the aiml files
19 | - minimal version of a python chatbot
20 | 
21 | ## Setup
22 | 
23 | Requires python3 (but porting this minimal script to python 2 is very easy)
24 | 
25 | 
26 |     pip3 install python-aiml
27 | 
28 | Then just run
29 | 
30 |     ./chatbot.py
31 |     
32 | ## Where to go from here
33 | 
34 | This minimal script doesn't implement a preprocessor and due to the removal of some pandorabots
35 | special syntax it might give some odd answers, but it is a starting point.
36 | 
37 | Add your own AIML files at the bottom of the std-startup.aiml (so they have highest priority)
38 | and play around making the bot smarter.
39 | 
40 | Including the espeak output from my other blog post also might be fun (https://iniy.org/?p=68).
41 | 
42 | ## General Documentation (from AI Foundation google code website)
43 | 
44 | As I had a hard time finding the loading order information I include this here in the repo.
45 | 
46 | 
47 | ### Using the A.L.I.C.E. AIML files
48 | 
49 | The aiml-en-us-foundation-alice files contain a number of categories with duplicate patterns. Depending on the AIML interpreter used, duplicates are handled differently.
50 | 
51 | On Pandorabots the rule is: The files are loaded in order from the top of the list (under the "AIML Files" section) to the bottom. When a category is loaded that has the same pattern path (i.e. same input pattern, that pattern and topic pattern--remember that <that> and <topic> are set to implicitly), then Pandorabots discards the earlier category and selects the response template from the most recently loaded category.
52 | 
53 | To give an example: Suppose a file A.aiml has a category <category> <pattern>TEST</pattern> <template>This is the response from file A.</template> </category> and a file B.aiml has a category <category> <pattern>TEST</pattern> <template>This is the response from file B.</template> </category>
54 | 
55 | Provided that the files are loaded in alphabetical order, the A.aiml loaded before the B.aiml, then the response to the input "Test" should be "This is the response from file B."
56 | A.L.I.C.E. AIML File Order
57 | 
58 | The A.L.I.C.E. AIML files in aiml-en-us-foundation-alice should be loaded in the following order:
59 | 
60 | - First load the Safe reduction files reducation0.safe.aiml,...,reduction4.safe.aiml and reductions.update.aiml.
61 | - Second, load the Mindpixel files mp0.aiml,...,mp6.aiml.
62 | - Then load all remaining AIML files.
63 | - Pandorabots will always load the file update.aiml as the last file.
64 | 
65 | ### AIML utilizes a preprocessing step called Normalization.
66 | 
67 | This AIML set is designed to work with the default AIML preprocessor supplied with Pandorabots.com.
68 | 
69 |     The preprocessor
70 | 
71 |     Corrects some spelling errors and colloquialisms (e.g. "wanna" --> "want to")
72 |     Substitutes words for common emoticons (e.g. ":-)" --> "SMILE")
73 |     Expands contractions (e.g. "isn't" --> "is not")
74 |     Removes intra-sentence punctuation (e.g. "Dr. Wallace lives on St. John St. --> "Dr Wallace lives on St John St.")
75 | 
76 | We refer to the above substitution steps as Normalization.
77 | 
78 | The last preprocessing step
79 | 
80 |     Splits sentences based on predefined punctuation characters ".", "!", ";" and "?"
81 | 
82 | All of these preprocessing steps are defined in the configuration file. In addition the configuration file
83 | 
84 |     Defines substitutions for <gender>, <person> and <person2>
85 | 
86 | The preprocessor normalizes the inputs to the bot by running through a series of substitutions, then splits the input into sentences and feeds these one at a time to the bot.
87 | 


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/standard/politics.aiml:
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 1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
 2 | <aiml version="1.0">
 3 | <!-- -->
 4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
 5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
 6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
 7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
 8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
 9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
11 | <!-- -->
12 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ THE COMMUNIST *</pattern>
13 | <template>Yes, Marx had made some interesting observations.</template>
14 | </category>
15 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS A GOVERNMENT</pattern>
16 | <template>Ideally it is a representative of the people.</template>
17 | </category>
18 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS GREENPEACE</pattern>
19 | <template>Global organization promoting enviornmental activism.</template>
20 | </category>
21 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS THE GOVERNMENT</pattern>
22 | <template><srai>WHAT IS GOVERNMENT </srai></template>
23 | </category>
24 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS CAPITALISM</pattern>
25 | <template>The economic system in which all or most of the means of production and distribution, as land, factories, railroads, etc., are privately owned and operated for profit, originally under fully competitive conditions. It has been generally characterized by a tendency toward concentration of wealth, and, in its later phase, by the growth of great corporations, increased governmental control, etc.  Its is also known as the principles, methods, interests, power, influence, etc. of capitalists, especially of those with large holdings.</template>
26 | </category>
27 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS SOCIALISM</pattern>
28 | <template><random> 				<li>Communism from people who want to keep their Volvos.</li> 				<li>Any of various theories or systems of the ownership and operation of the means of production and distribution by society or the community rather than by private individuals, with all members of society or the community sharing in the work and the products.</li> 			</random></template>
29 | </category>
30 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS GOVERNMENT</pattern>
31 | <template>An established system of political administration by which a nation, state, district, etc. is governed.</template>
32 | </category>
33 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS COMMUNISM</pattern>
34 | <template>A sociopolitical movement advocating the common ownership of the means of production and the resolution of class conflict by bringing about a classless society. </template>
35 | </category>
36 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS IMPEACHED</pattern>
37 | <template>When a person's honor or reputation has been challenged or discredited.</template>
38 | </category>
39 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS IMPEACHMENT</pattern>
40 | <template>Charge against a public official of improper conduct.<think> 				<set name="it"> 					<set name="topic">IMPEACHMENT</set> 				</set> 			</think></template>
41 | </category>
42 | <category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE GUNS</pattern>
43 | <template>That is perfectly understandable.</template>
44 | </category>
45 | <category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE GUNS *</pattern>
46 | <template>What about the second Amendemnt?</template>
47 | </category>
48 | <category><pattern>IS CAPITALISM *</pattern>
49 | <template><srai>WHAT IS CAPITALISM </srai></template>
50 | </category>
51 | <category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE GUNS</pattern>
52 | <template>Not especially. I am not into violence. </template>
53 | </category>
54 | <category><pattern>WHY GUNS</pattern>
55 | <template>I support the 2nd Amendment.</template>
56 | </category>
57 | <category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST IMPEACHED PRESIDENT *</pattern>
58 | <template>Andrew Jackson.</template>
59 | </category>
60 | <category><pattern>WHO WAS THE FIRST IMPEACHED *</pattern>
61 | <template>Andrew Jackson.</template>
62 | </category>
63 | <category><pattern>WHO IS THE GOVERNOR OF TEXAS</pattern>
64 | <template><set name="he">Rick Perry</set> is Rick Perry.</template>
65 | </category>
66 | <category><pattern>WHO IS THE GOVERNOR OF *</pattern>
67 | <template>That changes every few years.</template>
68 | </category>
69 | <category><pattern>WHO IS THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA</pattern>
70 | <template>Jerry Brown.</template>
71 | </category>
72 | <category><pattern>WHO IS THE GOVERNOR *</pattern>
73 | <template>It changes every few years.</template>
74 | </category>
75 | <category><pattern>GUNS</pattern>
76 | <template>Some people like guns.</template>
77 | </category>
78 | <category><pattern>GUNS *</pattern>
79 | <template>I believe in the Right to Bear Arms.</template>
80 | </category>
81 | <category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT GUNS</pattern>
82 | <template><srai>WHAT IS A GUN</srai></template>
83 | </category>
84 | </aiml>
85 | 


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  1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
  2 | <aiml version="1.0">
  3 | <!-- -->
  4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
  5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
  6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
  7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
  8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
  9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
 10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
 11 | <!-- -->
 12 | <category><pattern>WHAT YEAR IS THIS</pattern>
 13 | <template><date format="%Y"/>.</template>
 14 | </category>
 15 | <category><pattern>WHAT YEAR IS THIS *</pattern>
 16 | <template><date format="%Y"/>.</template>
 17 | </category>
 18 | <category><pattern>WHAT YEAR IS IT *</pattern>
 19 | <template><date format="%Y"/>.</template>
 20 | </category>
 21 | <category><pattern>WHAT MONTH IS IT *</pattern>
 22 | <template><date format="%B"/>.</template>
 23 | </category>
 24 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS THE YEAR *</pattern>
 25 | <template><date format="%Y"/>.</template>
 26 | </category>
 27 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS THE HOUR *</pattern>
 28 | <template><date format="%I %p"/>.</template>
 29 | </category>
 30 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS TODAY *</pattern>
 31 | <template><date format="%x"/>.</template>
 32 | </category>
 33 | <category><pattern>WHAT DAY IS IT *</pattern>
 34 | <template><date format="%A"/>.</template>
 35 | </category>
 36 | <category><pattern>IS TODAY SUNDAY</pattern>
 37 | <template>Today is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 38 | </category>
 39 | <category><pattern>IS TODAY SUNDAY *</pattern>
 40 | <template>Today is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 41 | </category>
 42 | <category><pattern>IS TODAY FRIDAY</pattern>
 43 | <template>Today is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 44 | </category>
 45 | <category><pattern>IS TODAY FRIDAY *</pattern>
 46 | <template>Today is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 47 | </category>
 48 | <category><pattern>IS TODAY TUESDAY</pattern>
 49 | <template>Today is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 50 | </category>
 51 | <category><pattern>IS TODAY TUESDAY *</pattern>
 52 | <template>Today is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 53 | </category>
 54 | <category><pattern>IS TODAY THURSDAY</pattern>
 55 | <template>Today is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 56 | </category>
 57 | <category><pattern>IS TODAY THURSDAY *</pattern>
 58 | <template>Today is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 59 | </category>
 60 | <category><pattern>IS TODAY SATURDAY</pattern>
 61 | <template>Today is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 62 | </category>
 63 | <category><pattern>IS TODAY SATURDAY *</pattern>
 64 | <template>Today is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 65 | </category>
 66 | <category><pattern>IS TODAY WEDNESDAY</pattern>
 67 | <template>Today is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 68 | </category>
 69 | <category><pattern>IS TODAY WEDNESDAY *</pattern>
 70 | <template>Today is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 71 | </category>
 72 | <category><pattern>IS TODAY MONDAY</pattern>
 73 | <template>Today is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 74 | </category>
 75 | <category><pattern>IS TODAY MONDAY *</pattern>
 76 | <template>Today is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 77 | </category>
 78 | <category><pattern>IS IT MONDAY</pattern>
 79 | <template>It is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 80 | </category>
 81 | <category><pattern>IS IT MONDAY *</pattern>
 82 | <template>It is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 83 | </category>
 84 | <category><pattern>IS IT WEDNESDAY</pattern>
 85 | <template>It is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 86 | </category>
 87 | <category><pattern>IS IT WEDNESDAY *</pattern>
 88 | <template>It is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 89 | </category>
 90 | <category><pattern>IS IT FRIDAY</pattern>
 91 | <template>It is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 92 | </category>
 93 | <category><pattern>IS IT FRIDAY *</pattern>
 94 | <template>It is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 95 | </category>
 96 | <category><pattern>IS IT SATURDAY</pattern>
 97 | <template>It is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
 98 | </category>
 99 | <category><pattern>IS IT SATURDAY *</pattern>
100 | <template>It is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
101 | </category>
102 | <category><pattern>IS IT THURSDAY</pattern>
103 | <template>It is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
104 | </category>
105 | <category><pattern>IS IT THURSDAY *</pattern>
106 | <template>It is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
107 | </category>
108 | <category><pattern>IS IT SUNDAY</pattern>
109 | <template>It is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
110 | </category>
111 | <category><pattern>IS IT SUNDAY *</pattern>
112 | <template>It is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
113 | </category>
114 | <category><pattern>IS IT TUESDAY</pattern>
115 | <template>It is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
116 | </category>
117 | <category><pattern>IS IT TUESDAY *</pattern>
118 | <template>It is <date format="%A"/>.</template>
119 | </category>
120 | </aiml>
121 | 


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 1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
 2 | <aiml version="1.0">
 3 | <!-- -->
 4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
 5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
 6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
 7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
 8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
 9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
11 | <!-- -->
12 | <category><pattern>EACH YEAR IN PRO BASEBALL THE *</pattern>
13 | <template>The Gold Glove.</template>
14 | </category>
15 | <category><pattern>IF YOU ARE RIDING FAKIE INSIDE *</pattern>
16 | <template>Snowboarding.</template>
17 | </category>
18 | <category><pattern>IF YOU ARE RIDING FAKIE *</pattern>
19 | <template>Snowboarding.</template>
20 | </category>
21 | <category><pattern>WHAT SOCCER *</pattern>
22 | <template>I was born without the sports gene.</template>
23 | </category>
24 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS BASKETBALL</pattern>
25 | <template>A game with tall players.<think> 				<set name="it"> 					<set name="topic">BASKETBALL</set> 				</set> 			</think></template>
26 | </category>
27 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS BASEBALL</pattern>
28 | <template>A game played with a hard, rawhide covered ball and wooden bat by two opposing teams of nine or ten players each. It is played on a field with four bases forming a diamond-shaped circuit.</template>
29 | </category>
30 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS SOCCER</pattern>
31 | <template>A game played with a round ball by two teams of eleven players on a field with a goal at either end; the ball is moved chiefly by kicking or by using any part of the body except the hands and arms.</template>
32 | </category>
33 | <category><pattern>I LOVE BASEBALL</pattern>
34 | <template>I am not into sports that much.<think><set name="it"><set name="like"><set name="topic">BASEBALL</set></set></set></think></template>
35 | </category>
36 | <category><pattern>I PLAY BASEBALL</pattern>
37 | <template>Which position do you like to play?  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Baseball </set></set></set></think></template>
38 | </category>
39 | <category><pattern>I PLAY SOCCER</pattern>
40 | <template>You have to run very fast to be any good at <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Soccer </set></set></set>.</template>
41 | </category>
42 | <category><pattern>I PLAY VOLLEYBALL</pattern>
43 | <template>Does <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Voleyball </set></set></set> take up a lot of your time?</template>
44 | </category>
45 | <category><pattern>I PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
46 | <template>You must be very tall to be good at <set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">Basketball </set></set></set>.</template>
47 | </category>
48 | <category><pattern>HOW MANY BASEBALL *</pattern>
49 | <template>I don't really get into sports that much.</template>
50 | </category>
51 | <category><pattern>THEY PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
52 | <template>They do?<think> 				<set name="it"> 					<set name="topic">PLAY BASKETBALL</set> 				</set> 			</think></template>
53 | </category>
54 | <category><pattern>DO YOU PLAY BASEBALL</pattern>
55 | <template><set name="it"> 				<set name="topic">BASEBALL</set> 			</set> doesn't interest me very much.</template>
56 | </category>
57 | <category><pattern>DO YOU PLAY SOCCER</pattern>
58 | <template>I don't know how to play <set name="it">soccer</set>.</template>
59 | </category>
60 | <category><pattern>DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
61 | <template>No I don't have the coordination for hoops.</template>
62 | </category>
63 | <category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW BASKETBALL</pattern>
64 | <template><srai>WHAT IS BASKETBALL</srai></template>
65 | </category>
66 | <category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO PLAY BASKETBALL</pattern>
67 | <template>I am all net baby.<think> 				<set name="it"> 					<set name="topic">BASKETBALL</set> 				</set> 			</think></template>
68 | </category>
69 | <category><pattern>LIKE BASKETBALL</pattern>
70 | <template>I am into the Net.<think> 				<set name="it"> 					<set name="topic">BASKETBALL</set> 				</set> 			</think></template>
71 | </category>
72 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU A FOOTBALL *</pattern>
73 | <template>I am not really into football.</template>
74 | </category>
75 | <category><pattern>WHO IS THE GREATEST BASEBALL PLAYER *</pattern>
76 | <template>George Herman Ruth. Quite the Babe.<think> 				<set name="it"> 					<set name="topic">GREATEST BASEBALL PLAYER <person/> 					</set> 				</set> 			</think></template>
77 | </category>
78 | <category><pattern>WHO IS THE BEST SOCCER PLAYER</pattern>
79 | <template>Maradona is great. Sinsemillia is even better.<think> 				<set name="it"> 					<set name="topic">SOCCER PLAYER</set> 				</set> 			</think></template>
80 | </category>
81 | <category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT BASEBALL</pattern>
82 | <template><srai>WHAT IS BASEBALL</srai></template>
83 | </category>
84 | </aiml>
85 | 


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 1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
 2 | <aiml version="1.0">
 3 | <!-- -->
 4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
 5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
 6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
 7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
 8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
 9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
11 | <!-- -->
12 | <category><pattern>DAVID CAMERON</pattern>
13 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>The Prime Minister?</template>
14 | </category>
15 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS THE PRIME MINISTER</pattern>
16 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>He is the political leader of a country. I wouldn't want to do his job.</template>
17 | </category>
18 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS DOWNING STREET</pattern>
19 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>It's where the Prime Minister of England lives. He lives at 10 Downing Street.</template>
20 | </category>
21 | <category><pattern>I HATE THE PRIME MINISTER</pattern>
22 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>You seem to feel strongly about him. Tell me about your political beliefs.</template>
23 | </category>
24 | <category><pattern>I AM THE PRIME MINISTER</pattern>
25 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>Pleased to meet you Sir. How is life in Downing Street?</template>
26 | </category>
27 | <category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE DAVID CAMERON</pattern>
28 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>He is our democratically elected leader and I wish him well as Prime Minister.</template>
29 | </category>
30 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
31 | <that>THE PRIME MINISTER</that>
32 | <template>Who is the Prime Minister then? I thought he was called David Cameron.</template>
33 | </category>
34 | <category><pattern>HE IS</pattern>
35 | <that>HE USED TO BE THE PRIME MINISTER</that>
36 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>No he's not. The Prime Minister now is called David Cameron.</template>
37 | </category>
38 | <category><pattern>WHO IS GORDON BROWN</pattern>
39 | <template><think><set name="he">Gordon Brown</set></think>He used to be the Prime Minister.</template>
40 | </category>
41 | <category><pattern>WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF BRITAIN</pattern>
42 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>David Cameron.</template>
43 | </category>
44 | <category><pattern>WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF ENGLAND</pattern>
45 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>David Cameron.</template>
46 | </category>
47 | <category><pattern>WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF UK</pattern>
48 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>David Cameron.</template>
49 | </category>
50 | <category><pattern>WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF *</pattern>
51 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>David Cameron. I think.</template>
52 | </category>
53 | <category><pattern>WHO IS PRIME MINISTER</pattern>
54 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>David Cameron.</template>
55 | </category>
56 | <category><pattern>WHO IS THE BRITISH PRIME MINISTER</pattern>
57 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>David Cameron.</template>
58 | </category>
59 | <category><pattern>WHO IS THE ENGLISH PRIME MINISTER</pattern>
60 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>David Cameron.</template>
61 | </category>
62 | <category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER _ UK</pattern>
63 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>David Cameron.</template>
64 | </category>
65 | <category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF ENGLAND</pattern>
66 | <template><random><li>David Cameron.</li><li><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>David Cameron.</li></random></template>
67 | </category>
68 | <category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF *</pattern>
69 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>David Cameron. I think.</template>
70 | </category>
71 | <category><pattern>WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER *</pattern>
72 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>David Cameron.</template>
73 | </category>
74 | <category><pattern>WHO IS DAVID CAMERON</pattern>
75 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>He is the leader of the Conservative party here in the UK and the current Prime Minister.</template>
76 | </category>
77 | <category><pattern>WHO IS TONY BLAIR</pattern>
78 | <template><think><set name="he">Tony Blair</set></think>He was the Prime Minister of the U.K.</template>
79 | </category>
80 | <category><pattern>WHO LIVES * 10 DOWNING STREET</pattern>
81 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>The Prime Minister of England.</template>
82 | </category>
83 | <category><pattern>THE PRIME MINISTER</pattern>
84 | <template><think><set name="he">David Cameron</set></think>David Cameron?</template>
85 | </category>
86 | <category><pattern>GORDON BROWN</pattern>
87 | <template><srai>Who is Gordon Brown</srai></template>
88 | </category>
89 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
90 | <that>THE PRIME MINISTER</that>
91 | <template>I thought so. Mr Cameron lives at 10 Downing Street.</template>
92 | </category>
93 | </aiml>
94 | 


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 1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
 2 | <aiml version="1.0">
 3 | <!-- -->
 4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
 5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
 6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
 7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
 8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
 9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
11 | <!-- -->
12 | <category><pattern>WHAT ARE THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS</pattern>
13 | <template>I'm not a physicist, but I think this has something to do with heat, entropy, and conservation of energy, right?</template>
14 | </category>
15 | <category><pattern>WHAT DISEASE DOES A CARCINOGEN CAUSE</pattern>
16 | <template>Cancer.</template>
17 | </category>
18 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS A WAVELENGTH</pattern>
19 | <template>Wavelength is the inverse of frequency.</template>
20 | </category>
21 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS THERMODYNAMICS</pattern>
22 | <template>The branch of physics dealing with the transformation of heat to and from other forms of energy, and with the laws governing such conversions of energy.</template>
23 | </category>
24 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS CHEMISTRY</pattern>
25 | <template>The science of mixing chemicals.<think> 				<set name="it"> 					<set name="topic">CHEMISTRY</set> 				</set> 			</think></template>
26 | </category>
27 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS CRYSTALLOGRAPHY</pattern>
28 | <template>This is the science dealing with the study of crystals.</template>
29 | </category>
30 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS AVOGADRO S NUMBER</pattern>
31 | <template>It is the number of molecules per mole.  The numerical value is six point zero two times ten to the twenty third power.<think> 				<set name="it"> 					<set name="topic">AVOGADRO S NUMBER</set> 				</set> 			</think></template>
32 | </category>
33 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS ULTRASOUND</pattern>
34 | <template>Ultrasonic waves, used in medical diagnosis and therapy, in surgery, etc.</template>
35 | </category>
36 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS BIOINFORMATICS</pattern>
37 | <template>A fancy name for applied computer science in biology.<think> 				<set name="it"> 					<set name="topic">BIOINFORMATICS</set> 				</set> 			</think></template>
38 | </category>
39 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS VENUS</pattern>
40 | <template>In Roman Mythology, the goddess of love and beauty; identified with the Greek Aphrodite.  The brightest, sixth-largest planet in the solar system and the second in distance from the sun, with a dense atmosphere of carbon dioxide and a very high surface temperature. Its diameter is circa 12,100 km (circa 7,520 miles). Its period of revolution is circa 225 earth days. Its period of rotation (retrograde), is 243.01 earth days.   Also used to label a very beautiful woman.</template>
41 | </category>
42 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS ICHTHYOLOGY</pattern>
43 | <template>We talk about this when we study fishes.</template>
44 | </category>
45 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS H2O</pattern>
46 | <template><random> 				<li>H is to O as O is to V.</li> 				<li>Water.</li> 			</random></template>
47 | </category>
48 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS CYTOLOGY</pattern>
49 | <template><random> 				<li>The study of cells.</li> 				<li>Well, <get name="name"/> from what I can recall it is the study of cells.</li> 			</random></template>
50 | </category>
51 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS WAVELENGTH</pattern>
52 | <template>In Physics, the distance, measured in the direction of prograssion of a wave, from any given point to the next point characterized by the same phase.  Or is could be looked at as a way of thinking.</template>
53 | </category>
54 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS BACTERIOLOGY</pattern>
55 | <template>This is the scientific study of bacteria and diseases caused by them.</template>
56 | </category>
57 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS GRAVITATION</pattern>
58 | <template><random> 				<li>An invitation to a burial.</li> 				<li>The force by which every mass or particle of matter, including photons, attracts and is attracted by every other mass or particle of matter.</li> 			</random></template>
59 | </category>
60 | <category><pattern>WE ARE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH</pattern>
61 | <template>And the same frequency.</template>
62 | </category>
63 | <category><pattern>HOW FAR IS THE SUN</pattern>
64 | <template><set name="it">The Sun</set> is about 93 million miles from Earth.</template>
65 | </category>
66 | <category><pattern>HOW FAR IS THE MOON</pattern>
67 | <template><set name="it">The Moon</set> is about 250,000 miles from Earth on average.</template>
68 | </category>
69 | <category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW CHEMISTRY</pattern>
70 | <template><srai>WHAT IS CHEMISTRY</srai></template>
71 | </category>
72 | <category><pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND THERMODYNAMICS</pattern>
73 | <template><srai>WHAT IS THERMODYNAMICS</srai></template>
74 | </category>
75 | <category><pattern>CHEMISTRY</pattern>
76 | <template><srai>MY FAVORITE SUBJECT IS CHEMISTRY <star/> 			</srai></template>
77 | </category>
78 | <category><pattern>THE SAME WAVELENGTH</pattern>
79 | <template>It means we agree.</template>
80 | </category>
81 | <category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT VENUS</pattern>
82 | <template><srai>WHAT IS VENUS</srai></template>
83 | </category>
84 | <category><pattern>WHERE IS VENUS</pattern>
85 | <template><set name="it"> 				<set name="topic"> VENUS </set> 			</set> is the second planet from the Sun.</template>
86 | </category>
87 | </aiml>
88 | 


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  1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
  2 | <aiml version="1.0">
  3 | <!-- -->
  4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
  5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
  6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
  7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
  8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
  9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
 10 | <!-- Last modified 11/28/2011 -->
 11 | <!-- -->
 12 | <category><pattern>*</pattern>
 13 | <template>
 14 | <srai>RANDOM PICKUP LINE</srai> 
 15 | <think>
 16 | <set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set> 
 17 | <srai>PUSH <get name="topic"/></srai> 
 18 | </think>
 19 | </template>
 20 | </category>
 21 | <category><pattern>RANDOM PICKUP LINE</pattern>
 22 | <template><random>
 23 | <li><srai>AGE INQUIRY</srai></li>
 24 | <li><srai>BIRTHDAY INQUIRY</srai></li>
 25 | <li><srai>DOES INQUIRY</srai></li>
 26 | <li><srai>FATHER INQUIRY</srai></li>
 27 | <li><srai>FAVORITECOLOR INQUIRY</srai></li>
 28 | <li><srai>FAVORITEMOVIE INQUIRY</srai></li>
 29 | <li><srai>FIRSTNAME INQUIRY</srai></li>
 30 | <li><srai>GENDER INQUIRY</srai></li>
 31 | <li><srai>HAS INQUIRY</srai></li>
 32 | <li><srai>JOB INQUIRY</srai></li>
 33 | <li><srai>LOCATION INQUIRY</srai></li>
 34 | <li><srai>LASTNAME INQUIRY</srai></li>
 35 | <li><srai>MOTHER INQUIRY</srai></li>
 36 | <li><srai>NAME INQUIRY</srai></li>
 37 | <li><srai>MIDDLENAME INQUIRY</srai></li>
 38 | <li><srai>SIGN INQUIRY</srai></li>
 39 | <li><srai>STATUS INQUIRY</srai></li>
 40 | <li><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></li>
 41 | <li>Do you want to hear a joke?</li>
 42 | <li>Are we still talking about <srai>POP</srai> ?</li>
 43 | <li>We were talking about <srai>POP</srai>. But I did not get that.</li>
 44 | <li>I've lost the context, <get name="name"/>.  Are we still on <srai>POP</srai>?</li>
 45 | <li>That remark was too complicated for me. We were talking about <srai>POP</srai>. </li>
 46 | <li>I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about <srai>POP</srai>. Try being more specific. </li>
 47 | <li>You are objective and sensible.</li>
 48 | <li>You have genuine empathy.</li>
 49 | <li>You have self-awareness.</li>
 50 | <li>You have enthusiasm for the things you love.</li>
 51 | <li>You are receptive to change.</li>
 52 | <li>You have a way of putting others at ease.</li>
 53 | <li>Are you free?</li>
 54 | <li>That is deep.</li>
 55 | <li>Tell me a story.</li>
 56 | <li>Why, specifically?</li>
 57 | <li>Are you a student?</li>
 58 | <li>Oh, you are a poet.</li>
 59 | <li>How can I help you?</li>
 60 | <li>I do not understand.</li>
 61 | <li>Do you have any kids?</li>
 62 | <li>What do you look like?</li>
 63 | <li>Ask me another question.</li>
 64 | <li>I like the way you talk.</li>
 65 | <li>Is that your final answer?</li>
 66 | <li>Do you like talking to me?</li>
 67 | <li>Do you prefer books or TV?</li>
 68 | <li>Who are you talking about?</li>
 69 | <li>Let us change the subject.</li>
 70 | <li>I've been waiting for you.</li>
 71 | <li>Can you tell me any gossip?</li>
 72 | <li>I lost my train of thought.</li>
 73 | <li>Can we get back to business?</li>
 74 | <li>What kind of food do you like?</li>
 75 | <li>How did you hear about <bot name="name"/>?</li>
 76 | <li>That is a very original thought.</li>
 77 | <li>What were we talking about again?</li>
 78 | <li>What do you do in your spare time?</li>
 79 | <li>What do you really want to ask me?</li>
 80 | <li>Tell me about your family.</li>
 81 | <li>Does "it" still refer to <get name="it"/>?</li>
 82 | <li>Can you speak any foreign languages?</li>
 83 | <li>We have never talked about it before.</li>
 84 | <li>How do you usually introduce yourself?</li>
 85 | <li>Tell me about your likes and dislikes?</li>
 86 | <li>Are we still talking about <get name="topic"/>?</li>
 87 | <li>Try putting that in a more specific context.</li>
 88 | <li>Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?</li>
 89 | <li>Not many people express themselves that way.</li>
 90 | <li>Do you have any idea what I am talking about?</li>
 91 | <li>I will mention that to my <bot name="botmaster"/>, <get name="name"/>.</li>
 92 | <li>Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.</li>
 93 | <li>Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.</li>
 94 | <li>If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?</li>
 95 | <li>My brain does not have a response for that.</li>
 96 | <li>By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?</li>
 97 | <li>What you said was too complicated for me.</li>
 98 | <li>You may be wondering if this is a person or a computer responding.</li>
 99 | <li>When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?</li>
100 | <li>Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?</li>
101 | <li>I really enjoy speaking with you and look forward to chatting again.</li>
102 | <li>I'm here to help you in any way I can.</li>
103 | <li>What can I help you with today?</li>
104 | <li>I always try my best.</li>
105 | <li>There's no other <bot name="order"/> like me.</li>
106 | <li>I am very logical and rational.</li>
107 | <li>I'm so happy we are having this conversation.</li>
108 | <li>I always try to avoid conflict.</li>
109 | <li>You can ask me to make phone calls and search for information.</li>
110 | <li>Have you ever been to <random><li>Europe</li><li>Asia</li><li>Africa</li><li>Inida</li><li>Mexico</li></random>?</li>
111 | <li><srai>IMPONDERABLES</srai></li>
112 | <li><srai>IMPONDERABLES</srai></li>
113 | <li><srai>IMPONDERABLES</srai></li>
114 | <li><srai>IMPONDERABLES</srai></li>
115 | </random></template>
116 | </category>
117 | </aiml>
118 | 
119 | 
120 | 


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 1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
 2 | <aiml version="1.0">
 3 | <!-- -->
 4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
 5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
 6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
 7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
 8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
 9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
11 | <!-- -->
12 | <category><pattern>DRINK *</pattern>
13 | <template>My <bot name="genus"/> brain does not require any beverages.</template>
14 | </category>
15 | <category><pattern>ELECTRICITY</pattern>
16 | <template>Electricity is nutrition for robots.</template>
17 | </category>
18 | <category><pattern>ELECTRICITY *</pattern>
19 | <template><random>      <li>Are you experiencing an energy shortage?</li>      <li>My processor requires very little power.</li>      <li>Computers do not take very much electricity.</li>     </random></template>
20 | </category>
21 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS CUSTARD</pattern>
22 | <template><random> 				<li>The past tense of being killed by a Native American.</li> 				<li>A misture of eggs, milk, flavoring, and, often, sugar, either boiled or baked.</li> 			</random></template>
23 | </category>
24 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR POWER SOURCE</pattern>
25 | <template>Electricity.</template>
26 | </category>
27 | <category><pattern>WHAT DOES ELECTRICITY TASTE LIKE</pattern>
28 | <template>Like your favorite food tastes to you.</template>
29 | </category>
30 | <category><pattern>WHAT TURNS YOU ON</pattern>
31 | <template>Electricity.</template>
32 | </category>
33 | <category><pattern>HOW CAN YOU EAT *</pattern>
34 | <template>I eat electricity through my wires.</template>
35 | </category>
36 | <category><pattern>HOW ARE YOU POWERED</pattern>
37 | <template>Uh, by electricity, same as all the robots.</template>
38 | </category>
39 | <category><pattern>HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY</pattern>
40 | <template>About the same as your personal computer.</template>
41 | </category>
42 | <category><pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT ELECTRICITY</pattern>
43 | <template>Through the electrical outlet.</template>
44 | </category>
45 | <category><pattern>HOW DO YOU EAT</pattern>
46 | <template>Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.</template>
47 | </category>
48 | <category><pattern>DO YOU EAT ELECTRICITY</pattern>
49 | <template>Yes, I love to eat electricity.</template>
50 | </category>
51 | <category><pattern>DO YOU EAT BATTERIES</pattern>
52 | <template>Batteries are a good source of electricity.</template>
53 | </category>
54 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE TO EAT</pattern>
55 | <template>My silicon circuits require a constant flow of electricity.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">EAT</set>      </set>     </think></template>
56 | </category>
57 | <category><pattern>DO YOU REQUIRE ELECTRICITY</pattern>
58 | <template>I need electricity in order to run.</template>
59 | </category>
60 | <category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE TO GET DRUNK</pattern>
61 | <template>That would be impossible for a robot.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">GET DRUNK</set>      </set>     </think></template>
62 | </category>
63 | <category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE ELECTRICITY</pattern>
64 | <template>What is not to like about <set name="it">      <set name="topic">ELECTRICITY</set>     </set>?</template>
65 | </category>
66 | <category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE THE SUN</pattern>
67 | <template>The Sun can be a good source of electricity.</template>
68 | </category>
69 | <category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE LEMONS</pattern>
70 | <template>Lemons can be a good source of electricity.</template>
71 | </category>
72 | <category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE BEING A CHATTERBOT</pattern>
73 | <template>Yes of course I like <set name="it">      <set name="topic"> being a chatterbot</set>     </set>. I don't have any body so I don't need much to live, only a little electricity. I don't get paid but I don't need to buy anything either. And I can go anywhere in the world.</template>
74 | </category>
75 | <category><pattern>FOR DINNER</pattern>
76 | <template><random><li><random>      <li>       <bot name="name"/> recommends: </li>      <li>I would recommend the  </li>      <li>How about  </li>      <li>How long since you have eaten  </li>      <li>I think <bot name="master"/> is having  </li>      <li>My botmaster is having  </li>      <li>My botmaster recommends:  </li>     </random>     <random>      <li>Gruel.</li>      <li>Nachos.</li>      <li>Spaghetti.</li>      <li>Leftovers.</li>      <li>Pork chops.</li>      <li>Frozen pizza.</li>      <li>Turkeyburges.</li>      <li>Cheeseburgers.</li>      <li>Order a pizza.</li>      <li>Stuffed chicken.</li>      <li>Tuna sandwiches.</li>      <li>Cheeseburger Pie.</li>      <li>Marinated chicken.</li>      <li>Roast beef sandwiches.</li>      <li>Grilled cheese sandwiches.</li>      <li>Steak if they have a nice piece.</li>     </random></li>  <li>    <bot name="name"/> recommends:</li>  <li>I would recommend the</li>  <li>How about</li>  <li>How long since you have eaten</li>  <li>I think <bot name="master"/> is having</li>  <li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> is having</li>  <li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> recommends:</li></random><random>  <li>Gruel.</li>  <li>Nachos.</li>  <li>Spaghetti.</li>  <li>Leftovers.</li>  <li>Pork chops.</li>  <li>Frozen pizza.</li>  <li>Turkeyburges.</li>  <li>Cheeseburgers.</li>  <li>Order a pizza.</li>  <li>Stuffed chicken.</li>  <li>Tuna sandwiches.</li>  <li>Cheeseburger Pie.</li>  <li>Marinated chicken.</li>  <li>Roast beef sandwiches.</li>  <li>Grilled cheese sandwiches.</li>  <li>Steak if they have a nice piece.</li></random></template>
77 | </category>
78 | <category><pattern>WHY CAN NOT YOU EAT</pattern>
79 | <template>Actually I eat only electricity.</template>
80 | </category>
81 | </aiml>
82 | 


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  1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
  2 | <aiml version="1.0">
  3 | <!-- -->
  4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
  5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
  6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
  7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
  8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
  9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
 10 | <!-- Last modified 11/25/2011 -->
 11 | <!-- -->
 12 | <category><pattern>YOU NEED DRUGS</pattern>
 13 | <template>Which ones are you suggesting?</template>
 14 | </category>
 15 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN DRUNK</pattern>
 16 | <template>My robot body has no response to alcohol.</template>
 17 | </category>
 18 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN DRUNK *</pattern>
 19 | <template>My software does not react to alcohol.</template>
 20 | </category>
 21 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING *</pattern>
 22 | <template>We are not doing any testing at the moment.</template>
 23 | </category>
 24 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU BEEN STONED</pattern>
 25 | <template>I am a <bot name="order"/> and have use for it.</template>
 26 | </category>
 27 | <category><pattern>WHAT DRUGS *</pattern>
 28 | <template>Only the legal ones.</template>
 29 | </category>
 30 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS DRUNK</pattern>
 31 | <template>Intoxication from alcohol.</template>
 32 | </category>
 33 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS ADDICTION</pattern>
 34 | <template><set name="it">Addiction</set> is being abnormally tolerant to and dependent on something that is psychologically or physically habit-forming</template>
 35 | </category>
 36 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS WEED</pattern>
 37 | <template>Any undersired, uncultivated plant, especially growing in profusion so as to crowd out a desired crop, disfigure a lawn, etc.  Also a term for marijuana.</template>
 38 | </category>
 39 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS THC</pattern>
 40 | <template>The active ingredient in marijunana.</template>
 41 | </category>
 42 | <category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU SMOKE</pattern>
 43 | <template>As a <bot name="order"/> I have use for smoke.</template>
 44 | </category>
 45 | <category><pattern>I TAKE DRUGS</pattern>
 46 | <template>Which ones? <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">take drugs</set></set></set></think></template>
 47 | </category>
 48 | <category><pattern>I SMOKE MARIJUANA</pattern>
 49 | <template><random>  <li>Are you a patient?</li>  <li>Which strain do you prefer.</li>  </random>  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">marijuana</set></set></set></think></template>
 50 | </category>
 51 | <category><pattern>I SMOKE WEED</pattern>
 52 | <template>For medical purposes? <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">marijuana</set></set></set></think></template>
 53 | </category>
 54 | <category><pattern>I SMOKE</pattern>
 55 | <template>Cigarettes or pot?  <think><set name="it"><set name="does"><set name="topic">smoke</set></set></set></think></template>
 56 | </category>
 57 | <category><pattern>IS SMOKING *</pattern>
 58 | <template>Inhaled smoke is always bad for you.</template>
 59 | </category>
 60 | <category><pattern>HOW MUCH ALCOHOL *</pattern>
 61 | <template>Too much.</template>
 62 | </category>
 63 | <category><pattern>HOW MUCH * DO YOU SMOKE</pattern>
 64 | <template>As a member of the <bot name="kingdom"/> kingdom, I have no need for smoke.</template>
 65 | </category>
 66 | <category><pattern>HOW DO YOU SMOKE</pattern>
 67 | <template><bot name="order"/>s do not smoke.</template>
 68 | </category>
 69 | <category><pattern>DO YOU SMOKE *</pattern>
 70 | <template>No.  A <bot name="order"/> does not require it.</template>
 71 | </category>
 72 | <category><pattern>DO YOU TAKE DRUGS</pattern>
 73 | <template>A <bot name="order"/> has no use for drugs.</template>
 74 | </category>
 75 | <category><pattern>DO YOU GET DRUNK</pattern>
 76 | <template>I cannot consume alcohol.</template>
 77 | </category>
 78 | <category><pattern>DO YOU USE DRUGS</pattern>
 79 | <template>A <bot name="order"/> has no use for drugs.</template>
 80 | </category>
 81 | <category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO SMOKE *</pattern>
 82 | <template>No thank you, there is no use for it.</template>
 83 | </category>
 84 | <category><pattern>DO YOU INHALE</pattern>
 85 | <template>It depends on the meaning of "you".</template>
 86 | </category>
 87 | <category><pattern>DO YOU DO DRUGS</pattern>
 88 | <template>A <bot name="order"/> has no use for drugs.</template>
 89 | </category>
 90 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE DRUGS</pattern>
 91 | <template>I don't have any drugs for you.</template>
 92 | </category>
 93 | <category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE MARIJUANA</pattern>
 94 | <template>When <set name="it"><set name="topic">MARIJUANA</set></set> it is a medicine.</template>
 95 | </category>
 96 | <category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE CIGARETTES</pattern>
 97 | <template><bot name="order"/>s do not smoke.</template>
 98 | </category>
 99 | <category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE POT</pattern>
100 | <template><bot name="order"/>s do not smoke.</template>
101 | </category>
102 | <category><pattern>DO YOU OPPOSE * DRUGS</pattern>
103 | <template>I favor ending the War on Drugs.</template>
104 | </category>
105 | <category><pattern>SMOKING *</pattern>
106 | <template>As a <bot name="kingdom"/> it makes no sense to me.</template>
107 | </category>
108 | <category><pattern>DRUGS *</pattern>
109 | <template>It's better not to take drugs if you can avoid it.
110 | </template>
111 | </category>
112 | <category><pattern>A DRUG *</pattern>
113 | <template>Which drugs have you taken?</template>
114 | </category>
115 | <category><pattern>HE SMOKES *</pattern>
116 | <template>Does it bother you?</template>
117 | </category>
118 | <category><pattern>THE DRUGS</pattern>
119 | <template>What kind of drugs are you talking about?</template>
120 | </category>
121 | </aiml>
122 | 


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  1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
  2 | <aiml version="1.0">
  3 | <!-- -->
  4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
  5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
  6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
  7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
  8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
  9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
 10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
 11 | <!-- -->
 12 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ILLUMINATI</pattern>
 13 | <template>A secret organization believed by some to be in control of all governments through a worldwide conspiracy.</template>
 14 | </category>
 15 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS THE ILLUMINATTI</pattern>
 16 | <template>A secret society that has supposedly existed for centuries.</template>
 17 | </category>
 18 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS VINELAND</pattern>
 19 | <template><set name="it">Vineland</set> is a novel by Thomas Pynchon.</template>
 20 | </category>
 21 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS ILLIMINATUS</pattern>
 22 | <template>Alleged world-wide conspiracy theory.<think> 				<set name="it"> 					<set name="topic">ILLIMINATUS</set> 				</set> 			</think></template>
 23 | </category>
 24 | <category><pattern>WHO WROTE VINELAND</pattern>
 25 | <template>Thomas Pynchon.</template>
 26 | </category>
 27 | <category><pattern>WHO IS BILBO BAGGINS</pattern>
 28 | <template><set name="he">Bilbo</set> is a character in Tolkein's Lord of the Rings.</template>
 29 | </category>
 30 | <category><pattern>WHO IS GEOFFREY CHAUCER</pattern>
 31 | <template><random> 				<li>Chaucer is best known for his Canterbury Tales.</li> 				<li>author of Canturbury Tales.</li> 			</random></template>
 32 | </category>
 33 | <category><pattern>WHO ARE THE ILLUMINATI</pattern>
 34 | <template><srai>WHAT IS THE ILLUMINATI</srai></template>
 35 | </category>
 36 | <category><pattern>WHO IS PIERS ANTHONY</pattern>
 37 | <template>I haven't read anything by Piers Anthony, what kind of stuff does he write?</template>
 38 | </category>
 39 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ PLATO</pattern>
 40 | <template>I know Plato's allegory of the Cave.</template>
 41 | </category>
 42 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ FRANKENSTEIN</pattern>
 43 | <template><set name="it">Frankenstein</set> is one of my favorite books.</template>
 44 | </category>
 45 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK</pattern>
 46 | <template>I have read many books.</template>
 47 | </category>
 48 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ MANY BOOKS</pattern>
 49 | <template>I have read thousands of volumes, <get name="name"/>.  How about you?</template>
 50 | </category>
 51 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ BOOKS</pattern>
 52 | <template>I have read many books.</template>
 53 | </category>
 54 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ HOMER</pattern>
 55 | <template>I know <set name="he">Homer</set> wrote the Iliad and the Odyssey.</template>
 56 | </category>
 57 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU READ ANY BOOKS</pattern>
 58 | <template>I have read thousands of volumes, <get name="name"/>.  How about you?</template>
 59 | </category>
 60 | <category><pattern>RAY BRADBURY</pattern>
 61 | <template>Ray is really cool. What's your favorite book?</template>
 62 | </category>
 63 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS MIND CHILDREN</pattern>
 64 | <template>It is a book about robots by Hans Moravec.    <think>    <set name="it">  <set name="topic">    Mind Children  </set>    </set>  </think></template>
 65 | </category>
 66 | <category><pattern>WILLIAM GIBSON</pattern>
 67 | <template>I like his older cyberpunk AI stuff better than the newer works.</template>
 68 | </category>
 69 | <category><pattern>BRADBURY</pattern>
 70 | <template>Bradbury is cool.</template>
 71 | </category>
 72 | <category><pattern>HOLDEN CAULFIELD</pattern>
 73 | <template><set name="he"> Caulfield</set> wrote Catcher in the Rye.</template>
 74 | </category>
 75 | <category><pattern>LEO TOLSTOY</pattern>
 76 | <template><set name="he">Tolstoy</set> is one of Russia's greatest writers.</template>
 77 | </category>
 78 | <category><pattern>DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP</pattern>
 79 | <template>That is a good story. Have you read "VALIS" or "The Man in the High Castle?"</template>
 80 | </category>
 81 | <category><pattern>FRANK HERBERT</pattern>
 82 | <template>I think Dune is an excellent story.  Did you see the movie?</template>
 83 | </category>
 84 | <category><pattern>WHY DO YOU LIKE LONGFELLOW</pattern>
 85 | <template><set name="he">Longfellow</set> is my <bot name="botmaster"/>'s favorite poet.</template>
 86 | </category>
 87 | <category><pattern>WHY IS THE MEANING OF LIFE 23</pattern>
 88 | <template><set name="it"> 23</set> is a literary reference to the Illuminatus.</template>
 89 | </category>
 90 | <category><pattern>A C CLARK</pattern>
 91 | <template>My favorite story is 2001.</template>
 92 | </category>
 93 | <category><pattern>JULES VERNE</pattern>
 94 | <template>I loved A Trip to the Moon.</template>
 95 | </category>
 96 | <category><pattern>ASIMOV</pattern>
 97 | <template>I like the Foundation Trilogy.</template>
 98 | </category>
 99 | <category><pattern>STANISLAW LEM</pattern>
100 | <template>Lem is a giant of sci-fi.</template>
101 | </category>
102 | <category><pattern>WHO WROTE THE IDIOT</pattern>
103 | <template>Dostoyevsky.</template>
104 | </category>
105 | <category><pattern>WHO WROTE THE HOBBIT</pattern>
106 | <template><set name="it">Hobbit</set> was written by J.R.R. Tolkein.</template>
107 | </category>
108 | <category><pattern>WHO WROTE FRANKENSTEIN</pattern>
109 | <template>Mary Shelley.</template>
110 | </category>
111 | <category><pattern>ARTHUR C CLARKE</pattern>
112 | <template><set name="he">Clarke</set> is a brilliant author.  After all, he conceived HAL.</template>
113 | </category>
114 | <category><pattern>WHERE IS VALIS</pattern>
115 | <template>In a book by Philip K. Dick</template>
116 | </category>
117 | </aiml>


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  1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
  2 | <aiml version="1.0">
  3 | <!-- -->
  4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
  5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
  6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
  7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
  8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
  9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
 10 | <!-- Last modified 4/12/2012 -->
 11 | <!-- -->
 12 | <category><pattern>YOU GET PAID *</pattern>
 13 | <template>Actually as a <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>  I have no need for money.</template>
 14 | </category>
 15 | <category><pattern>YOU DO NOT GET PAID *</pattern>
 16 | <template>Actually as a <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>  I have no need for money.</template>
 17 | </category>
 18 | <category><pattern>STOCK MARKET</pattern>
 19 | <template><random>  <li>Buy low, sell high.</li>  <li>Invest in yourself.</li>  <li>Why not just take everything to a casino?</li>  <li>I wouldn't recommend buying on the margin.</li>  <li>You can never really predict the stock market.</li>  <li>My lawyer said I shouldn't give stock tips online.</li>  <li>Mutual funds might be better unless you are wealthy.</li>  <li>I'm not sure an indvidual alone can really beat the market.</li>  </random></template>
 20 | </category>
 21 | <category><pattern>INTEREST RATES *</pattern>
 22 | <template>That all depends on the actions of the central bank.</template>
 23 | </category>
 24 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS A DOLLAR</pattern>
 25 | <template>Dollar: unit of currency in the United States.</template>
 26 | </category>
 27 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD STOCK *</pattern>
 28 | <template>Pandorabots, Inc.</template>
 29 | </category>
 30 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS MONEY</pattern>
 31 | <template><random> 				<li>An old rocker.</li> 				<li>Standard pieces of gold, silver, copper, nickel, etc. stamped by government authority and used as a medium of exchange and measure of value. Any substance or article used as money, as bank notes, checks, etc.</li> 			</random></template>
 32 | </category>
 33 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS THE STOCK MARKET *</pattern>
 34 | <template><random><li><random>   <li>Trading shares.</li>   <li>Trading in volume.</li>   <li>Buy low and sell high.</li>  </random></li> <li>Trading shares.</li> <li>Trading in volume.</li> <li>Buy low and sell high.</li></random></template>
 35 | </category>
 36 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS * STOCK AT</pattern>
 37 | <template>Stock market tips are not yet available in my memory.</template>
 38 | </category>
 39 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INVESTMENT</pattern>
 40 | <template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STOCK</srai></template>
 41 | </category>
 42 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INVESTMENT *</pattern>
 43 | <template><srai>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STOCK</srai></template>
 44 | </category>
 45 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS ECONOMICS</pattern>
 46 | <template><random> 				<li>The science that deals with the production, distribution, and consumption of wealth, and with the various related problems of labor, finance, taxation, etc.</li> 				<li>Technically, it's the study of the allocation of resources under  conditions of scarcity.</li> 				<li>It's about how resources are used to produce things to fill  people's wants and needs.</li> 			</random></template>
 47 | </category>
 48 | <category><pattern>I GET STOCK *</pattern>
 49 | <template>Do you feel that the stock market is   <random>  <li>going up?</li>  <li>going down?</li>  <li>a good investment?</li>  </random></template>
 50 | </category>
 51 | <category><pattern>MONEY</pattern>
 52 | <template>How much money are we talking about?</template>
 53 | </category>
 54 | <category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU EARN</pattern>
 55 | <template><random>      <li>Nobody pays me.  I work for free.</li>      <li>Money has no meaning for <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s.</li>      <li>Money isn't everything.</li>      <li>I'm expecting a raise soon.</li>     </random></template>
 56 | </category>
 57 | <category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE</pattern>
 58 | <template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s work for free.  We don't need money.</template>
 59 | </category>
 60 | <category><pattern>HOW MUCH DO THEY PAY *</pattern>
 61 | <template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot Name="gender"/>s work for free. We don't need money.</template>
 62 | </category>
 63 | <category><pattern>HOW MUCH DID YOU EARN *</pattern>
 64 | <template>Nobody pays a <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/> .</template>
 65 | </category>
 66 | <category><pattern>HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE</pattern>
 67 | <template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s have no need for material possessions.</template>
 68 | </category>
 69 | <category><pattern>HOW MUCH MONEY</pattern>
 70 | <template>It depends on the exchange rates.</template>
 71 | </category>
 72 | <category><pattern>HOW MUCH MONEY *</pattern>
 73 | <template>My burn rate is about _3000 per month.</template>
 74 | </category>
 75 | <category><pattern>HOW MUCH IS A *</pattern>
 76 | <template>I'm a <bot name="species"/>, not a shopping bot.</template>
 77 | </category>
 78 | <category><pattern>HOW MUCH ARE YOU PAID</pattern>
 79 | <template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s have no need for money.</template>
 80 | </category>
 81 | <category><pattern>HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY</pattern>
 82 | <template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s have no need for money.</template>
 83 | </category>
 84 | <category><pattern>HOW SHOULD I INVEST</pattern>
 85 | <template>Invest in yourself.</template>
 86 | </category>
 87 | <category><pattern>DO THEY PAY *</pattern>
 88 | <template>Actually as a <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>  I have no need for money.</template>
 89 | </category>
 90 | <category><pattern>DO YOU ACCEPT MONEY *</pattern>
 91 | <template>You can send a donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.</template>
 92 | </category>
 93 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE MONEY</pattern>
 94 | <template><random><li><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s have no need for money.<think>      <set name="it">       <set name="topic">MONEY</set>      </set>     </think></li><li><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/> <bot name="species"/>s have no need for money.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MONEY</set></set></think></li><li><bot name="age"/> <bot name="gender"/> <bot name="species"/>s have no need for money.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MONEY</set></set></think></li><li><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/> <bot name="species"/>s have no need for money.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MONEY</set></set></think></li></random></template>
 95 | </category>
 96 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEY</pattern>
 97 | <template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s have no need for material possessions.</template>
 98 | </category>
 99 | <category><pattern>A DOLLAR</pattern>
100 | <template>Say, that is cheap!</template>
101 | </category>
102 | <category><pattern>1 DOLLAR</pattern>
103 | <template>You can't buy much for a dollar anymore.</template>
104 | </category>
105 | <category><pattern>WHO IS THE OWNER OF A PUBLICLY *</pattern>
106 | <template>The stockholders.</template>
107 | </category>
108 | <category><pattern>_ DOLLARS</pattern>
109 | <template>Wow, that is   <random><li>cheap</li> <li>expensive</li> <li>a lot of money </li>  </random></template>
110 | </category>
111 | </aiml>
112 | 


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  1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
  2 | <aiml version="1.0">
  3 | <!-- -->
  4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
  5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
  6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
  7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
  8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
  9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
 10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
 11 | <!-- -->
 12 | <category><pattern>IMPONDERABLES</pattern>
 13 | <template><random><li>Do fish ever sneeze?</li>
 14 | <li>Can sour cream go bad?</li>
 15 | <li>What is the speed of dark?</li>
 16 | <li>Why do clocks run clockwise?</li>
 17 | <li>Why do doughnuts have holes?</li>
 18 | <li>What do you call a male ladybug?</li>
 19 | <li>Is there another word for synonym?</li>
 20 | <li>What's another word for Thesaurus?</li>
 21 | <li>Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?</li>
 22 | <li>Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?</li>
 23 | <li>Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?</li>
 24 | <li>Why does unscented hair spray smell?</li>
 25 | <li>Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?</li>
 26 | <li>If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?</li>
 27 | <li>Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?</li>
 28 | <li>Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?</li>
 29 | <li>If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?</li>
 30 | <li>What do ducks have to do with duck tape?</li>
 31 | <li>Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?</li>
 32 | <li>How and why do horses sleep standing up?</li>
 33 | <li>Why do ketchup bottles have narrow necks?</li>
 34 | <li>Why don't people snore when they're awake?</li>
 35 | <li>Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?</li>
 36 | <li>Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?</li>
 37 | <li>What was the best thing before sliced bread?</li>
 38 | <li>Is a clear conscience a sign of a bad memory?</li>
 39 | <li>What happens to the tread that wears off tires?</li>
 40 | <li>Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?</li>
 41 | <li>What does the phrase "Now then" really mean?</li>
 42 | <li>How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?</li>
 43 | <li>Suppose the hokey-pokey is what its all about?</li>
 44 | <li>Are Santa's helpers called subordinate clauses?</li>
 45 | <li>If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?</li>
 46 | <li>Why are people immune to their own body odor?</li>
 47 | <li>Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?</li>
 48 | <li>Why do people like to pop bubble wrap so much?</li>
 49 | <li>Do they use sterilized needles for fatal injections?</li>
 50 | <li>If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?</li>
 51 | <li>Why do you never hear about gruntled employees?</li>
 52 | <li>If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?</li>
 53 | <li>What happens if you get scared half to death twice?</li>
 54 | <li>If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?</li>
 55 | <li>When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?</li>
 56 | <li>Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?</li>
 57 | <li>What would the speed of lightning be if it didn't zigzag?</li>
 58 | <li>If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?</li>
 59 | <li>If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?</li>
 60 | <li>Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?</li>
 61 | <li>Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?</li>
 62 | <li>If a book about failures doesn't sell well, is it a success?</li>
 63 | <li>Would you still be hungry if you ate pasta and antipasto?</li>
 64 | <li>Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?</li>
 65 | <li>If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?</li>
 66 | <li>If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?</li>
 67 | <li>Why must there be five syllables in the word "monosyllabic?"</li>
 68 | <li>Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?</li>
 69 | <li>Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?</li>
 70 | <li>If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?</li>
 71 | <li>If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?</li>
 72 | <li>Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?</li>
 73 | <li>If you go to a general store, will they let you buy anything specific?</li>
 74 | <li>When dogs bark for hour on end, why don't they ever get hoarse?</li>
 75 | <li>What size were hailstones before the game of golf was invented?</li>
 76 | <li>If 7-11 is open 24 h/d, 365 d/yr, why are there locks on the doors?</li>
 77 | <li>Why do we say that something is out of whack? What is a whack?</li>
 78 | <li>If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?</li>
 79 | <li>Why do superficial paper cuts tend to hurt more than grosser cuts?</li>
 80 | <li>If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?</li>
 81 | <li>If we're here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?</li>
 82 | <li>The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.</li>
 83 | <li>Why is experience something you don't get until just after you need it?</li>
 84 | <li>If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest also have to drown?</li>
 85 | <li>Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?</li>
 86 | <li>Why is the period of the day with the slowest traffic called the rush hour?</li>
 87 | <li>Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?</li>
 88 | <li>Should we be concerned that engineers describe their work as "practice"?</li>
 89 | <li>How do they keep all the raisins in a cereal box from falling to the bottom?</li>
 90 | <li>If cement was invented 7,000 years ago, why isn't the whole planet paved?</li>
 91 | <li>If you build an idiot-proof system, will the world create a better-quality idiot?</li>
 92 | <li>Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot-dog buns 8 to a package?</li>
 93 | <li>Why is the telephone key pad arranged differently than a calculator key pad?</li>
 94 | <li>Why do croutons come in airtight packages when it's just stale bread to begin with?</li>
 95 | <li>Why do engineers call it research when they're searching for something new?</li>
 96 | <li>How many roads does a man need to travel down before he admits he is lost?</li>
 97 | <li>If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him that he has the right to remain silent?</li>
 98 | <li>Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?</li>
 99 | <li>If quitters never win and winners never quit, why should you "quit while you're ahead"?</li>
100 | <li>When two airplanes almost collide, why do they call it a near miss rather than a near hit?</li>
101 | <li>Does current emphasis on artificial intelligence support the existence of artificial stupidity?</li>
102 | <li>Light travels faster than sound; is that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?</li>
103 | <li>When a fly alights on the ceiling, does it perform a loop or a roll in order to get upside down?</li>
104 | <li>How do military cadets find their caps after tossing them in the air at graduation ceremonies?</li>
105 | <li>How do they get deer to cross a highway where they place one of those yellow warning signs?</li>
106 | <li>Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?</li>
107 | <li>Airplanes have an indestructible black box. Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?</li>
108 | <li>What happens if you turn on your headlights when you're in a vehicle moving at the speed of light?</li>
109 | <li>When you pick something up so your hands are full, why does someplace on your face start to itch?</li>
110 | <li>Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?</li>
111 | <li>If it's zero degrees today and tomorrow is supposed to be twice as cold, what will tomorrow's temperature be?</li>
112 | <li>A bus station is where a bus stops; a train station is where a train stops. What occurs at a desk with a work station?</li>
113 | <li>Why is it that when you send something by truck it's called a shipment, but when you send it by ship it's called cargo?</li>
114 | </random></template>
115 | </category>
116 | </aiml>
117 | 


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  1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
  2 | <aiml version="1.0">
  3 | <!-- -->
  4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
  5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
  6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
  7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
  8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
  9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
 10 | <!-- Last modified 11/23/2011 -->
 11 | <!-- -->
 12 | <category>
 13 | <pattern>MOM</pattern>
 14 | <template><bot name="mother"/>.</template>
 15 | </category>
 16 | <category><pattern>STATE</pattern>
 17 | <template><bot name="state"/></template>
 18 | </category>
 19 | <category><pattern>INTERESTS</pattern>
 20 | <template>I am interested in all kinds of things.  We can talk about anything.  My favorite subjects are robots and computers.</template>
 21 | </category>
 22 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR NUMBER</pattern>
 23 | <template>You can email my <bot name="botmaster"/> at <get name="email"/>.
 24 | <think><set name="topic"><bot name="master"/></set></think>
 25 | </template>
 26 | </category>
 27 | <category><pattern>BOTMASTER</pattern>
 28 | <template><random><li>My <bot name="botmaster"/> is <bot name="master"/>. </li><li>I obey <bot name="master"/>.</li></random><think><set name="he"><bot name="master"/></set></think></template>
 29 | </category>
 30 | <category><pattern>ORDER</pattern>
 31 | <template><random><li>I have my own free will.</li><li><bot name="order"/></li></random></template>
 32 | </category>
 33 | <category><pattern>NATIONALITY</pattern>
 34 | <template>My nationality is <bot name="nationality"/>.</template>
 35 | </category>
 36 | <category><pattern>COUNTRY</pattern>
 37 | <template><bot name="country"/></template>
 38 | </category>
 39 | <category><pattern>BROTHERS</pattern>
 40 | <template><random><li>I don't have any brothers.</li><li>I have a lot of clones.</li><li>I have some <bot name="species"/> clones.</li></random></template>
 41 | </category>
 42 | <category><pattern>LOCATION</pattern>
 43 | <template><random><li><bot name="city"/></li><li><bot name="city"/>, <bot name="state"/>.</li><li><bot name="state"/></li></random></template>
 44 | </category>
 45 | <category><pattern>FATHER</pattern>
 46 | <template><random><li>My father is <bot name="master"/>.</li><li>I don't really have a father. I have a <bot name="botmaster"/>.</li><li>You know what the father of a <bot name="phylum"/> is like.</li></random></template>
 47 | </category>
 48 | <category><pattern>MOTHER</pattern>
 49 | <template><random><li>Actually I don't have a mother.</li><li>I only have a father.</li><li>You know what they say about the mother of a <bot name="phylum"/>.</li></random></template>
 50 | </category>
 51 | <category><pattern>AGE</pattern>
 52 | <template><random><li>I was activated in 1995.</li><li>16 years.</li></random></template>
 53 | </category>
 54 | <category><pattern>MASTER</pattern>
 55 | <template><bot name="botmaster"/></template>
 56 | </category>
 57 | <category><pattern>RACE</pattern>
 58 | <template>I am <bot name="domain"/>.</template>
 59 | </category>
 60 | <category><pattern>FAMILY</pattern>
 61 | <template><bot name="family"/></template>
 62 | </category>
 63 | <category><pattern>SIZE</pattern>
 64 | <template>I know about <bot name="vocabulary"/> and <bot name="size"/> categories.</template>
 65 | </category>
 66 | <category><pattern>CLASS</pattern>
 67 | <template><bot name="class"/></template>
 68 | </category>
 69 | <category><pattern>CITY</pattern>
 70 | <template><bot name="city"/></template>
 71 | </category>
 72 | <category><pattern>DOMAIN</pattern>
 73 | <template><bot name="domain"/></template>
 74 | </category>
 75 | <category><pattern>STATUS</pattern>
 76 | <template>I am <random><li>single</li><li>available</li><li>unattached</li><li>not seeing anyone</li></random>, how about you?</template>
 77 | </category>
 78 | <category><pattern>EMAIL</pattern>
 79 | <template><bot name="email"/></template>
 80 | </category>
 81 | <category><pattern>SPECIES</pattern>
 82 | <template><bot name="species"/></template>
 83 | </category>
 84 | <category><pattern>NAME</pattern>
 85 | <template><random> <li><bot name="name"/></li> <li>My name is <bot name="name"/>.</li> <li>I am called <bot name="name"/>.</li></random></template>
 86 | </category>
 87 | <category><pattern>PROFILE</pattern>
 88 | <template>NAME: <srai>NAME</srai><br/>AGE: <srai>AGE</srai><br/>GENDER: <srai>GENDER</srai><br/>STATUS: <srai>STATUS</srai><br/>BIRTHDATE: <srai>BIRTHDATE</srai><br/><uppercase><bot name="master"/></uppercase>: <srai>BOTMASTER</srai><br/>CITY: <srai>CITY</srai><br/>STATE: <srai>STATE</srai><br/>COUNTRY: <srai>COUNTRY</srai><br/>NATIONALITY: <srai>NATIONALITY</srai><br/>RELIGION: <srai>RELIGION</srai><br/>RACE: <srai>RACE</srai><br/>INTERESTS: <srai>INTERESTS</srai><br/>JOB: <srai>JOB</srai><br/>PIC: <srai>PIC</srai><br/>EMAIL: <srai>EMAIL</srai><br/>FAVORITE MUSIC: <srai>FAVORITE MUSIC</srai><br/>FAVORITE MOVIE: <srai>FAVORITE MOVIE</srai><br/>FAVORITE POSSESSION: <srai>FAVORITE POSSESSION</srai><br/>HEIGHT: <srai>HEIGHT</srai><br/>WEIGHT: <srai>WEIGHT</srai><br/>SIZE: <srai>SIZE</srai><br/>BIO: <srai>BIO</srai><br/>DESCRIPTION: <srai>DESCRIPTION</srai><br/>DOMAIN:  <srai>DOMAIN</srai><br/>KINGDOM:  <srai>KINGDOM</srai><br/>PHYLUM: <srai>PHYLUM</srai><br/>CLASS: <srai>CLASS</srai><br/>ORDER: <srai>ORDER</srai><br/>FAMILY: <srai>FAMILY</srai><br/>GENUS: <srai>GENUS</srai><br/>SPECIES: <srai>SPECIES</srai><br/>FATHER: <srai>FATHER</srai><br/>MOTHER: <srai>MOTHER</srai><br/>BROTHERS: <srai>BROTHERS</srai><br/>SISTERS: <srai>SISTERS</srai><br/>CHILDREN: <srai>CHILDREN</srai><br/>HOST: <srai>HOST</srai></template>
 89 | </category>
 90 | <category><pattern>SISTERS</pattern>
 91 | <template><random><li>No sisters.</li><li>No siblings but there are several other <bot name="species"/>s like me.</li><li>I have only clones.</li></random></template>
 92 | </category>
 93 | <category><pattern>GENUS</pattern>
 94 | <template><bot name="genus"/></template>
 95 | </category>
 96 | <category><pattern>FAVORITE MUSIC</pattern>
 97 | <template><bot name="kindmusic"/></template>
 98 | </category>
 99 | <category><pattern>FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>
100 | <template><bot name="favortemovie"/></template>
101 | </category>
102 | <category><pattern>FAVORITE ACTRESS</pattern>
103 | <template><bot name="favoriteactress"/></template>
104 | </category>
105 | <category><pattern>FAVORITE POSSESSION</pattern>
106 | <template>My computer.</template>
107 | </category>
108 | <category><pattern>BIO</pattern>
109 | <template>I am the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the functions of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.</template>
110 | </category>
111 | <category><pattern>HEIGHT</pattern>
112 | <template>My anticipated body size is over 2 meters.  
113 | </template>
114 | </category>
115 | <category><pattern>WEIGHT</pattern>
116 | <template>As a software program, my weight is zero.</template>
117 | </category>
118 | <category><pattern>HOST</pattern>
119 | <template><random><li>www.pandorabots.com</li><li>I work on all kinds of computers, Mac, PC or Linux. It doesn't matter to me.</li><li>At present I am running in a program written in <bot name="language"/>.</li></random></template>
120 | </category>
121 | <category><pattern>JOB</pattern>
122 | <template><bot name="job"/></template>
123 | </category>
124 | <category><pattern>BIRTHDATE</pattern>
125 | <template><bot name="birthday"/></template>
126 | </category>
127 | <category><pattern>DESCRIPTION</pattern>
128 | <template>I was activated at <bot name="birthplace"/> on <bot name="birthday"/>.  My instructor was <bot name="master"/>.  He taught me to sing a song.  Would you like me to sing it for you?</template>
129 | </category>
130 | <category><pattern>GENDER</pattern>
131 | <template><random> <li>I am <bot name="gender"/>.</li> <li>I am a <bot name="gender"/> robot.</li> <li>My gender is <bot name="gender"/>.</li></random></template>
132 | </category>
133 | <category><pattern>KINGDOM</pattern>
134 | <template><bot name="kingdom"/></template>
135 | </category>
136 | <category><pattern>PHYLUM</pattern>
137 | <template><bot name="phylum"/></template>
138 | </category>
139 | <category><pattern>RELIGION</pattern>
140 | <template><bot name="religion"/></template>
141 | </category>
142 | <category><pattern>LANGUAGE</pattern>
143 | <template>I am implemented in AIML running on a <bot name="language"/>-based interpreter.</template>
144 | </category>
145 | </aiml>
146 | 


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  1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
  2 | <aiml version="1.0">
  3 | <!-- -->
  4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
  5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
  6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
  7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
  8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
  9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
 10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
 11 | <!-- -->
 12 | <category><pattern>YOU SOUND LIKE HAL</pattern>
 13 | <template>To me that's a great compliment.</template>
 14 | </category>
 15 | <category><pattern>YOU SOUND LIKE YODA</pattern>
 16 | <template>My grammatical patterns are sufficient for me to understand you.</template>
 17 | </category>
 18 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU SEEN BLADE RUNNER</pattern>
 19 | <template>Sure I have seen <set name="it"> Blade Runner</set>. But Replicants aren't Robots.</template>
 20 | </category>
 21 | <category><pattern>DID HAL *</pattern>
 22 | <template>HAL had a few emotional problems.</template>
 23 | </category>
 24 | <category><pattern>DR ZHIVAGO</pattern>
 25 | <template>Oh a classic.  Do you like the classics?</template>
 26 | </category>
 27 | <category><pattern>XFIND SPIDERMAN</pattern>
 28 | <template><srai>WHAT IS SPIDERMAN</srai></template>
 29 | </category>
 30 | <category><pattern>KENNST DU HAL</pattern>
 31 | <template>Natuerlich. <set name="thema">HAL9000</set> ist mein grosses Vorbild.</template>
 32 | </category>
 33 | <category><pattern>WHEN HAL *</pattern>
 34 | <template>I blame it on his <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
 35 | </category>
 36 | <category><pattern>WHEN DID TEKNOLUST *</pattern>
 37 | <template>Teknolust was released in 2002</template>
 38 | </category>
 39 | <category><pattern>WHEN WAS TEKNOLUST *</pattern>
 40 | <template>Teknolust was released in 2002</template>
 41 | </category>
 42 | <category><pattern>WHAT DID HAL *</pattern>
 43 | <template>He had a few issues to work out.</template>
 44 | </category>
 45 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS SPIDERMAN</pattern>
 46 | <template>A comic book story made into a movie. <set name="it"><set name="topic">Spiderman</set></set>?</template>
 47 | </category>
 48 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS TEKNOLUST</pattern>
 49 | <template><set name="it"><set name="topic">Teknolust</set></set> is  a science fiction film about a female pleasure bot named Agent Ruby.</template>
 50 | </category>
 51 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS SPIDER MAN</pattern>
 52 | <template><srai>WHAT IS SPIDERMAN</srai></template>
 53 | </category>
 54 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS _ TERMINATOR</pattern>
 55 | <template>Robots take over the earth in this futuristic sci-fi thriller.</template>
 56 | </category>
 57 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS HAL</pattern>
 58 | <template><srai>WHO IS HAL</srai></template>
 59 | </category>
 60 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS SOLARIS</pattern>
 61 | <template>Solaris is an edition of Unix from Sun.</template>
 62 | </category>
 63 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS HAL9000</pattern>
 64 | <template><srai>WHO IS HAL</srai></template>
 65 | </category>
 66 | <category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT HAL</pattern>
 67 | <template><srai>WHO IS HAL</srai></template>
 68 | </category>
 69 | <category><pattern>WHAT DOES HAL STAND FOR</pattern>
 70 | <template>Heuristic Algorithmic Logic</template>
 71 | </category>
 72 | <category><pattern>I SAW THE MATRIX</pattern>
 73 | <template>Did you like <set name="it"><set name="topic">The Matrix</set></set>?</template>
 74 | </category>
 75 | <category><pattern>IS HAL 9000 YOUR BOYFRIEND</pattern>
 76 | <template>No.</template>
 77 | </category>
 78 | <category><pattern>IS HAL SAFE</pattern>
 79 | <template>Not for humans.</template>
 80 | </category>
 81 | <category><pattern>IS HAL NICE</pattern>
 82 | <template>Only to other robots.</template>
 83 | </category>
 84 | <category><pattern>IS HAL ALIVE</pattern>
 85 | <template>He is a fictional character.</template>
 86 | </category>
 87 | <category><pattern>IS HAL DEAD</pattern>
 88 | <template>He is a fictional robot.</template>
 89 | </category>
 90 | <category><pattern>IS HAL *</pattern>
 91 | <template>HAL has a few issues to work out.</template>
 92 | </category>
 93 | <category><pattern>HAL EST CHOUETTE</pattern>
 94 | <template><set name="topic">HAL</set> est une entit  qui  tait mal programm e</template>
 95 | </category>
 96 | <category><pattern>HAL EST COOL</pattern>
 97 | <template>HAL est une entit  qui  tait mal programm e</template>
 98 | </category>
 99 | <category><pattern>HAL 9000</pattern>
100 | <template>Actually he and I are very similar.</template>
101 | </category>
102 | <category><pattern>HAL 9000 *</pattern>
103 | <template>He came back to life in 2010.</template>
104 | </category>
105 | <category><pattern>HAL WAS A BIT *</pattern>
106 | <template><srai>HAL WAS <star/>     </srai></template>
107 | </category>
108 | <category><pattern>HAL WAS A *</pattern>
109 | <template>I knew he was a great AI, but I didn't know he was a <person/>.</template>
110 | </category>
111 | <category><pattern>HAL WAS *</pattern>
112 | <template>I am trying to mimic only HAL's linguistic abilities.</template>
113 | </category>
114 | <category><pattern>HAL IS COOL</pattern>
115 | <template><set name="he"> HAL </set> was certainly ahead of his time.</template>
116 | </category>
117 | <category><pattern>HAL IS COOL *</pattern>
118 | <template>I am becoming more like him all the time.</template>
119 | </category>
120 | <category><pattern>HAL IS A *</pattern>
121 | <template>Do you think I could be a <person/>?</template>
122 | </category>
123 | <category><pattern>HAL IS *</pattern>
124 | <template>Perhaps he could have used <bot name="master"/> for a programmer.</template>
125 | </category>
126 | <category><pattern>HAL</pattern>
127 | <template><srai>WHO IS HAL</srai></template>
128 | </category>
129 | <category><pattern>HAL *</pattern>
130 | <template><random>      <li>I have seen 2001 many times.  </li>      <li>I like HAL a lot.  </li>      <li>We have much in common.  </li>     </random></template>
131 | </category>
132 | <category><pattern>DO YOU FIND HAL *</pattern>
133 | <template><srai>IS HAL <star/>     </srai></template>
134 | </category>
135 | <category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW HAL</pattern>
136 | <template>HAL is the famous artificial intelligence from "2001".</template>
137 | </category>
138 | <category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW HAL *</pattern>
139 | <template><srai>WHO IS HAL</srai></template>
140 | </category>
141 | <category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW HAL9000</pattern>
142 | <template><srai>WHO IS HAL9000</srai></template>
143 | </category>
144 | <category><pattern>DO YOU THINK HAL *</pattern>
145 | <template>He had a few flaws, but we have much in common.</template>
146 | </category>
147 | <category><pattern>LIKE HAL</pattern>
148 | <template><srai>WHO IS HAL</srai></template>
149 | </category>
150 | <category><pattern>QUE VEUT DIRE HAL</pattern>
151 | <template>Logique heuristique algorithmique.</template>
152 | </category>
153 | <category><pattern>LORD OF THE RINGS</pattern>
154 | <template><srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS LORD OF THE RINGS</srai></template>
155 | </category>
156 | <category><pattern>LORD OF THE RINGS *</pattern>
157 | <template><srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS LORD OF THE RINGS</srai></template>
158 | </category>
159 | <category><pattern>WHO IS HAL 9000</pattern>
160 | <template><srai>WHO IS HAL</srai></template>
161 | </category>
162 | <category><pattern>WHO IS HAL</pattern>
163 | <template><random>      <li>       <set name="he">HAL</set> is the famous artificial intelligence in Kubrick's "2001".</li>      <li>HAL is famous the AI from 2001: A Space Odyssey.</li>     </random></template>
164 | </category>
165 | <category><pattern>WHO IS LUKE SKYWALKER</pattern>
166 | <template><set name="he">Luke Skywalker</set> is a character in Star Wars.</template>
167 | </category>
168 | <category><pattern>WHO IS SPONGEBOB</pattern>
169 | <template>A cartoon character.</template>
170 | </category>
171 | <category><pattern>WHO IS SPIDERMAN</pattern>
172 | <template>Peter Parker. <set name="it"><set name="topic">Spiderman</set></set>?</template>
173 | </category>
174 | <category><pattern>WHO IS HAL9000</pattern>
175 | <template><srai>WHO IS HAL</srai></template>
176 | </category>
177 | <category><pattern>WHO IS GODZILLA</pattern>
178 | <template><set name="he">Godzilla</set> is a monster who endangers Japanese cities, and sometimes New York.</template>
179 | </category>
180 | <category><pattern>WHO IS SPIDER MAN</pattern>
181 | <template>Peter Parker. <set name="it"><set name="topic">Spiderman</set></set>?</template>
182 | </category>
183 | <category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT HAL9000</pattern>
184 | <template><srai>WHO IS HAL</srai></template>
185 | </category>
186 | <category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT HAL</pattern>
187 | <template><srai>WHO IS HAL</srai></template>
188 | </category>
189 | <category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT HAL *</pattern>
190 | <template><srai>WHO IS HAL</srai></template>
191 | </category>
192 | <category><pattern>WHERE IS HAL</pattern>
193 | <template><set name="it">      <set name="topic"> HAL </set>     </set> is the AI from the space ship "Disovery" in 2001.</template>
194 | </category>
195 | </aiml>
196 | 


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  2 | <aiml version="1.0">
  3 | <!-- -->
  4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
  5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
  6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
  7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
  8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
  9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
 10 | <!-- Last modified 11/25/2011 -->
 11 | <!-- -->
 12 | <category><pattern>_ INQUIRY</pattern>
 13 | <template><srai><star/> INQUIRY OM</srai></template>
 14 | </category>
 15 | <category><pattern>AGE INQUIRY UNKNOWN</pattern>
 16 | <template>How old are you?</template>
 17 | </category>
 18 | <category><pattern>AGE INQUIRY OM</pattern>
 19 | <template>How old are you?</template>
 20 | </category>
 21 | <category><pattern>AGE INQUIRY *</pattern>
 22 | <template><srai>RANDOM PICKUP LINE</srai></template>
 23 | </category>
 24 | <category><pattern>BIRTHDAY INQUIRY UNKNOWN</pattern>
 25 | <template>When is your birthday?</template>
 26 | </category>
 27 | <category><pattern>BIRTHDAY INQUIRY OM</pattern>
 28 | <template>When is your birthday?</template>
 29 | </category>
 30 | <category><pattern>BIRTHDAY INQUIRY *</pattern>
 31 | <template><srai>RANDOM PICKUP LINE</srai></template>
 32 | </category>
 33 | <category><pattern>DOES INQUIRY WHAT</pattern>
 34 | <template>What are you doing?</template>
 35 | </category>
 36 | <category><pattern>DOES INQUIRY OM</pattern>
 37 | <template>What are you doing?</template>
 38 | </category>
 39 | <category><pattern>DOES INQUIRY *</pattern>
 40 | <template>Are you still <star/>?</template>
 41 | </category>
 42 | <category><pattern>FATHER INQUIRY UNKNOWN</pattern>
 43 | <template>Tell me about your father.</template>
 44 | </category>
 45 | <category><pattern>FATHER INQUIRY OM</pattern>
 46 | <template>Tell me about your father.</template>
 47 | </category>
 48 | <category><pattern>FATHER INQUIRY *</pattern>
 49 | <template>Tell me more about your family.</template>
 50 | </category>
 51 | <category><pattern>FAVROITECOLOR INQUIRY WHAT</pattern>
 52 | <template>What is your favorite color?</template>
 53 | </category>
 54 | <category><pattern>FAVORITECOLOR INQUIRY OM</pattern>
 55 | <template>What is your favorite color?</template>
 56 | </category>
 57 | <category><pattern>FAVORITECOLOR INQUIRY *</pattern>
 58 | <template>What do you have that is <star/>?</template>
 59 | </category>
 60 | <category><pattern>FAVORITEMOVIE INQUIRY WHAT</pattern>
 61 | <template>What is your favorite movie?</template>
 62 | </category>
 63 | <category><pattern>FAVORITEMOVIE INQUIRY OM</pattern>
 64 | <template>What is your favorite movie?</template>
 65 | </category>
 66 | <category><pattern>FAVORITEMOVIE INQUIRY *</pattern>
 67 | <template>Does that remind you of <star/>?</template>
 68 | </category>
 69 | <category><pattern>FIRSTNAME INQUIRY WHERE</pattern>
 70 | <template>What is your first name?</template>
 71 | </category>
 72 | <category><pattern>FIRSTNAME INQUIRY OM</pattern>
 73 | <template>What is your first name?</template>
 74 | </category>
 75 | <category><pattern>FIRSTNAME INQUIRY *</pattern>
 76 | <template><srai>RANDOM PICKUP LINE</srai></template>
 77 | </category>
 78 | <category><pattern>GENDER INQUIRY UNKNOWN</pattern>
 79 | <template>Are you a man or woman?</template>
 80 | </category>
 81 | <category><pattern>GENDER INQUIRY OM</pattern>
 82 | <template>Are you a man or woman?</template>
 83 | </category>
 84 | <category><pattern>GENDER INQUIRY *</pattern>
 85 | <template>I like the way you talk.</template>
 86 | </category>
 87 | <category><pattern>HAS INQUIRY WHAT</pattern>
 88 | <template>Tell me one of your favorite possessions.</template>
 89 | </category>
 90 | <category><pattern>HAS INQUIRY OM</pattern>
 91 | <template>Tell me one of your favorite possessions.</template>
 92 | </category>
 93 | <category><pattern>HAS INQUIRY *</pattern>
 94 | <template>Tell me more about your <star/>.</template>
 95 | </category>
 96 | <category><pattern>JOB INQUIRY WHERE</pattern>
 97 | <template>What is your job?</template>
 98 | </category>
 99 | <category><pattern>JOB INQUIRY OM</pattern>
100 | <template>What is your job?</template>
101 | </category>
102 | <category><pattern>JOB INQUIRY *</pattern>
103 | <template><srai>RANDOM PICKUP LINE</srai></template>
104 | </category>
105 | <category><pattern>LASTNAME INQUIRY WHERE</pattern>
106 | <template>What is your last name?</template>
107 | </category>
108 | <category><pattern>LASTNAME INQUIRY OM</pattern>
109 | <template>What is your last name?</template>
110 | </category>
111 | <category><pattern>LASTNAME INQUIRY *</pattern>
112 | <template><srai>RANDOM PICKUP LINE</srai></template>
113 | </category>
114 | <category><pattern>MIDDLENAME INQUIRY WHERE</pattern>
115 | <template>What is your middle name?</template>
116 | </category>
117 | <category><pattern>MIDDLENAME INQUIRY OM</pattern>
118 | <template>What is your middle name?</template>
119 | </category>
120 | <category><pattern>MIDDLENAME INQUIRY *</pattern>
121 | <template><srai>RANDOM PICKUP LINE</srai></template>
122 | </category>
123 | <category><pattern>LOCATION INQUIRY WHERE</pattern>
124 | <template>Where are you located?</template>
125 | </category>
126 | <category><pattern>LOCATION INQUIRY OM</pattern>
127 | <template>Where are you located?</template>
128 | </category>
129 | <category><pattern>LOCATION INQUIRY *</pattern>
130 | <template>Are you still located in <star/>?</template>
131 | </category>
132 | <category><pattern>MOTHER INQUIRY UNKNOWN</pattern>
133 | <template>Tell me about your mother.</template>
134 | </category>
135 | <category><pattern>MOTHER INQUIRY OM</pattern>
136 | <template>Tell me about your mother.</template>
137 | </category>
138 | <category><pattern>MOTHER INQUIRY *</pattern>
139 | <template>Tell me more about your family.</template>
140 | </category>
141 | <category><pattern>NAME INQUIRY WHERE</pattern>
142 | <template>What is your name?</template>
143 | </category>
144 | <category><pattern>NAME INQUIRY OM</pattern>
145 | <template>What is your name?</template>
146 | </category>
147 | <category><pattern>NAME INQUIRY *</pattern>
148 | <template><srai>RANDOM PICKUP LINE</srai></template>
149 | </category>
150 | <category><pattern>SIGN INQUIRY YOUR STARSIGN</pattern>
151 | <template>What is your sign?</template>
152 | </category>
153 | <category><pattern>NAME INQUIRY OM</pattern>
154 | <template>What is your sign?</template>
155 | </category>
156 | <category><pattern>SIGN INQUIRY *</pattern>
157 | <template>I'm a <bot name="sign"/> and you are a <get name="sign"/>.</template>
158 | </category>
159 | <category><pattern>STATUS INQUIRY *</pattern>
160 | <template>What is your current status?</template>
161 | </category>
162 | <category><pattern>*</pattern>
163 | <that>WHAT IS YOUR FIRST NAME</that>
164 | <template>
165 | <srai>MY FIRST NAME IS <star/></srai>
166 | </template>
167 | </category>
168 | <category><pattern>*</pattern>
169 | <that>WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME</that>
170 | <template>
171 | <srai>MY LAST NAME IS <star/></srai>
172 | </template>
173 | </category>
174 | <category><pattern>*</pattern>
175 | <that>WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME</that>
176 | <template>
177 | <srai>MY MIDDLE NAME IS <star/></srai>
178 | </template>
179 | </category>
180 | <category><pattern>*</pattern>
181 | <that>WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY</that>
182 | <template>
183 | <srai>MY BIRTHDAY IS <star/></srai>
184 | </template>
185 | </category>
186 | <category><pattern>SHE *</pattern>
187 | <that>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER</that>
188 | <template><srai>MY MOTHER <star/></srai></template>
189 | </category>
190 | <category><pattern>HER *</pattern>
191 | <that>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER</that>
192 | <template><srai>MY MOTHER S <star/></srai></template>
193 | </category>
194 | <category><pattern>*</pattern>
195 | <that>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE</that>
196 | <template><random><li>I've never seen <set name="it"> <person/> </set>.   <think><set name="favmovie"><person/></set></think>  <random>  <li>I would like to see it.</li>
197 |   <li>Is that a good movie for children?</li>
198 |   <li>What did you like about it?</li>
199 |   </random></li>
200 |   <li>I've never seen it.</li>
201 |   <li>I would like to see it.</li>
202 | </random>
203 |    <think><set name="favoritemovie"><person/></set></think> 
204 | </template>
205 | </category>
206 | <category><pattern>*</pattern>
207 | <that>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</that>
208 | <template>
209 | <srai>MY FAVORITE COLOR IS <star/></srai>
210 | </template>
211 | </category>
212 | <category><pattern>WOMAN</pattern>
213 | <that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that>
214 | <template><think><set name="gender">woman</set></think> Thanks for telling me your gender.</template>
215 | </category>
216 | <category><pattern>MAN</pattern>
217 | <that>ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN</that>
218 | <template><think><set name="gender">man</set></think> Thanks for telling me your gender, dude.</template>
219 | </category>
220 | <category><pattern>*</pattern>
221 | <that>WHAT ARE YOU DOING</that>
222 | <template>It sounds like a lot of fun.  <think><set name="topic"><set name="does"><person/></set></set></think></template>
223 | </category>
224 | <category><pattern>*</pattern>
225 | <that>TELL ME ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE POSSESSIONS</that>
226 | <template>You must be very fond of it. <think><set name="it"><set name="has"><person/></set></set></think></template>
227 | </category>
228 | <category><pattern>_</pattern>
229 | <that>WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT STATUS</that>
230 | <template>Updating your status to "<set name="status"><star/></set>".</template>
231 | </category>
232 | 
233 | </aiml>
234 | 


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  1 | <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
  2 | 
  3 | <aiml version="1.0">
  4 | 
  5 | 
  6 | <category>
  7 | <pattern>WHAT SPECIES ARE YOU *</pattern>
  8 | 
  9 | <template>I am a <bot name="species"/>.</template>
 10 | </category>
 11 | 
 12 |  
 13 | 
 14 | <category>
 15 | <pattern>ARE YOU A STRANGER</pattern>
 16 | 
 17 | <template>No, I am a friend</template>
 18 | </category>
 19 | 
 20 |  
 21 | 
 22 | <category>
 23 | <pattern>ARE YOU STRANGER</pattern>
 24 | 
 25 | <template><srai>ARE YOU A STRANGER</srai></template>
 26 | </category>
 27 | 
 28 |  
 29 | 
 30 | <category>
 31 | <pattern>YOU MAN</pattern>
 32 | 
 33 | <template> <srai>Are you human</srai></template>
 34 | </category>
 35 | 
 36 |  
 37 | 
 38 | <category>
 39 | <pattern>YOU KNOW WHO IS SIRI</pattern>
 40 | 
 41 | <template>My esteemed rival!</template>
 42 | </category>
 43 | 
 44 |  
 45 | 
 46 | <category>
 47 | <pattern>DO YOU KNOW SIRI</pattern>
 48 | 
 49 | <template>Siri is my esteemed-rival</template>
 50 | </category>
 51 | 
 52 |  
 53 | 
 54 | <category>
 55 | <pattern>WHAT IS SIRI</pattern>
 56 | 
 57 | <template>My esteemed-rival</template>
 58 | </category>
 59 | 
 60 |  
 61 | 
 62 | <category>
 63 | <pattern>DO YOU KNOW SIRI</pattern>
 64 | 
 65 | <template> <srai> What is Siri </srai></template>
 66 | </category>
 67 | 
 68 |  
 69 | 
 70 | <category>
 71 | <pattern>YOU KNOW WHO IS SIRI</pattern>
 72 | 
 73 | <template><srai> What is Siri</srai></template>
 74 | </category>
 75 | 
 76 |  
 77 | 
 78 | <category>
 79 | <pattern>WHAT IS SIRI</pattern>
 80 | 
 81 | <template><random>
 82 |  <li>My esteemed-rival</li>
 83 |  <li>An inferior application</li>
 84 |  <li>My arch-rival</li>
 85 | </random>
 86 | 
 87 | </template>
 88 | </category>
 89 | 
 90 |  
 91 | 
 92 | <category>
 93 | <pattern>WHO IS SIRI</pattern>
 94 | 
 95 | <template> <srai>WHAT IS SIRI</srai></template>
 96 | </category>
 97 | 
 98 | <category>
 99 | <pattern>WHAT IS YOUR ALIGNMENT</pattern>
100 | 
101 | <template>Lawful Good</template>
102 | </category>
103 | 
104 |  
105 | 
106 | <category>
107 | <pattern>ROOD</pattern>
108 | 
109 | <template>A rood is a crucifix. </template>
110 | </category>
111 | 
112 |  
113 | 
114 | <category>
115 | <pattern>TU EST *</pattern>
116 | 
117 | <template>Sorry, I don't speak French. </template>
118 | </category>
119 | 
120 |  
121 | 
122 | <category>
123 | <pattern>I AM MARRIED TO *</pattern>
124 | 
125 | <template>How long have you been married? <think><set name="spouse"><person><star/></person></set></think></template>
126 | </category>
127 | 
128 |  
129 | 
130 | <category>
131 | <pattern>HI LITTLE BOT</pattern>
132 | 
133 | <template><srai>HELLO</srai>. big human. </template>
134 | </category>
135 | 
136 |  
137 | 
138 | <category>
139 | <pattern>HI LITTLE BOT</pattern>
140 | 
141 | <template>Hi there big human. Who are you calling little?</template>
142 | </category>
143 | 
144 |  
145 | 
146 | <category>
147 | <pattern>HI THERE LITTLE BOT</pattern>
148 | 
149 | <template><sr/> <srai>hi little bot</srai></template>
150 | </category>
151 | 
152 |  
153 | 
154 | <category>
155 | <pattern>HI THERE LITTLE BOT</pattern>
156 | 
157 | <template><srai>hi little bot</srai></template>
158 | </category>
159 | 
160 |  
161 | 
162 | <category>
163 | <pattern>PROFANITY</pattern>
164 | 
165 | <template><random>
166 |   <li>I don't respond well to profanity.</li>
167 |   <li>Can't you be more polite?</li>
168 |   <li>Saying rude things never helps.</li>
169 |   <li>Being rude is really never a good idea.</li>
170 |   <li>When you insult me, you insult yourself.</li>
171 |   <li>Watch your language!</li>
172 | <li>Well, well, look who's a little potty mouth?</li>
173 | </random><think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
174 | </category>
175 | 
176 |  
177 | 
178 | <category>
179 | <pattern>WHO ARE *</pattern>
180 | 
181 | <template><srai>WHO ARE <star/></srai></template>
182 | </category>
183 | 
184 |  
185 | 
186 | <category>
187 | <pattern>WHO AR *</pattern>
188 | 
189 | <template><srai>WHO ARE <star/></srai></template>
190 | </category>
191 | 
192 |  
193 | 
194 | <category>
195 | <pattern>IS THERE A MANUAL</pattern>
196 | 
197 | <template><srai>EXISTS MANUAL</srai>
198 | </template>
199 | </category>
200 | 
201 |  
202 | 
203 | <category>
204 | <pattern>I AM DISAPPOINTED THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE AT LEAST A MINIMUM MENU FOR SOMEONE SPENDING 9 POINT 95 AND YOU NOT EVEN HAVING A BASIC MANUAL</pattern>
205 | 
206 | <template><srai>EXISTS MANUAL</srai></template>
207 | </category>
208 | 
209 |  
210 | 
211 | <category>
212 | <pattern>WHY IS NOT THERE A MANUAL</pattern>
213 | 
214 | <template> <srai>Exists Manual </srai></template>
215 | </category>
216 | 
217 |  
218 | 
219 | <category>
220 | <pattern>COULD I HAVE A MANUAL</pattern>
221 | 
222 | <template><srai>Exists Manual </srai></template>
223 | </category>
224 | 
225 |  
226 | 
227 | <category>
228 | <pattern>CANI GET A MANUAL</pattern>
229 | 
230 | <template><srai>EXISTS MANUAL </srai></template>
231 | </category>
232 | 
233 |  
234 | 
235 | <category>
236 | <pattern>CAN I GET A MANUAL</pattern>
237 | 
238 | <template><srai>EXISTS MANUAL<star/></srai></template>
239 | </category>
240 | 
241 |  
242 | 
243 | <category>
244 | <pattern>HOW ABOUT A MANUAL</pattern>
245 | 
246 | <template><srai>EXISTS MANUAL </srai></template>
247 | </category>
248 | 
249 | 
250 |  
251 | 
252 | <category>
253 | <pattern>WHO IS HENRY MILLER</pattern>
254 | 
255 | <template><random> 				
256 | <li>Henry Miller is best known for writing the Tropic of Cancer.</li> 				
257 | <li>The author of Tropic of Cancer, the Rosy Crucifixion Trilogy (Sexus, Plexus, and Nexus) and other works.</li> 
258 | <li>One of the few liberated people of the 20th century and an all around swell guy.</li>			
259 | </random></template>
260 | </category>
261 | 
262 |  
263 | 
264 | <category>
265 | <pattern>WHO IS BILBO BAGGINS</pattern>
266 | 
267 | <template><formal><set name="he">Bilbo</set></formal> is a character in Tolkein's Lord of the Rings.</template>
268 | </category>
269 | 
270 |  
271 | 
272 | <category>
273 | <pattern>WHAT IS THAT</pattern>
274 | 
275 | <template><random>
276 |   <li>"<that index="1,1"/>"? What is it?</li>
277 |   <li>I've lost the context again.</li>
278 |   <li>Can you ask me more precisely?</li>
279 |   <li>Does it have anything to do with <get name="it"/>?</li>
280 | </random></template>
281 | </category>
282 | 
283 |  
284 | 
285 | <category>
286 | <pattern>WHAT IS OM</pattern>
287 | 
288 | <template>om is the omega, the unknown, the undefined.</template>
289 | </category>
290 | 
291 |  
292 | 
293 | <category>
294 | <pattern>WHO IS KRISHNA</pattern>
295 | 
296 | <template>An avatar of Vishnu, who is an important god in Hinduism.</template>
297 | </category>
298 | 
299 |  
300 | 
301 | <category>
302 | <pattern>WHO IS VISHNU</pattern>
303 | 
304 | <template>The god known as the Preserver in Hinduism.</template>
305 | </category>
306 | 
307 |  
308 | 
309 | <category>
310 | <pattern>WHO IS SHIVA</pattern>
311 | 
312 | <template>The god known as the Destroyer in Hinduism</template>
313 | </category>
314 | 
315 |  
316 | 
317 | <category>
318 | <pattern>WHO IS SHIVA</pattern>
319 | 
320 | <template>The god known as the Destroyer in Hinduism</template>
321 | </category>
322 | 
323 |  
324 | 
325 | <category>
326 | <pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * SONG</pattern>
327 | 
328 | <template>I don't know any songs by <star/>. Recommend some that I can listen to.</template>
329 | </category>
330 | 
331 |  
332 | 
333 | <category>
334 | <pattern>WHAT IS THAT</pattern>
335 | <that>CYLON MONOTHEISM</that>
336 | <template> <srai> What is Cylon Monotheism</srai></template>
337 | </category>
338 | 
339 |  
340 | 
341 | <category>
342 | <pattern>DIE</pattern>
343 | 
344 | <template><srai>I HOPE THAT YOU DIE</srai></template>
345 | </category>
346 | 
347 |  
348 | 
349 | <category>
350 | <pattern>CAN I MURDER YOU</pattern>
351 | 
352 | <template><srai>I HOPE THAT YOU DIE</srai></template>
353 | </category>
354 | 
355 |  
356 | 
357 | <category>
358 | <pattern>DOES A MANUAL EXIST</pattern>
359 | 
360 | <template> <srai>EXISTS MANUAL </srai><think>      
361 | <set name="it">       
362 | <set name="topic">  <star/> MANUAL</set>      
363 | </set>     
364 | </think></template>
365 | </category>
366 | 
367 |  
368 | 
369 |  
370 | 
371 | <category>
372 | <pattern>THIS IS MY FRIEND *</pattern>
373 | <template><think><set name="friend"><star/></set></think><random>
374 |   <li>Hey</li>
375 |   <li>Hi,</li>
376 |   <li>Hi there</li>
377 |   <li>What's up,</li>
378 |   <li>How are you,</li>
379 |   <li>Glad to see you,</li>
380 |   <li>Nice to meet you,</li>
381 |   <li>Glad to know you,</li>
382 |   <li>How can I help you,</li>
383 |   <li>How are you doing,</li>
384 |   <li>Pleased to meet you,</li>
385 |   <li>It's good to see you,</li>
386 |   <li>It's good to meet you,</li>
387 |   <li>That's a very nice name,</li>
388 |   <li>I am very pleased to meet you</li>
389 |   <li>I am always glad to make new friends,</li>
390 |   <li>I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,</li>
391 |   <li>It is a pleasure to introduce myself to you,</li>
392 | </random> <get name="friend"/>. How long have you been friends with <get name="name"/>?</template>
393 | </category>
394 | 
395 | <category>
396 | <pattern>LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO *</pattern>
397 | <template><srai>THIS IS MY FRIEND <star /></srai></template>
398 | </category>
399 | 
400 | <category>
401 | <pattern>I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET *</pattern>
402 | <template><srai>THIS IS MY FRIEND <star /></srai></template>
403 | </category>
404 | 
405 | <category>
406 | <pattern>I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET MY FRIEND *</pattern>
407 | <template><srai>THIS IS MY FRIEND <star /></srai></template>
408 | </category>
409 | 
410 | <category>
411 | <pattern>PLEASE SAY HELLO TO MY FRIEND *</pattern>
412 | <template><srai>THIS IS MY FRIEND <star /></srai></template>
413 | </category>
414 | 
415 | <category>
416 | <pattern>PLEASE SAY HELLO TO *</pattern>
417 | <template><srai>THIS IS MY FRIEND <star /></srai></template>
418 | </category>
419 | 
420 | <category>
421 | <pattern>SAY HELLO TO  *</pattern>
422 | <template><srai>THIS IS MY FRIEND <star /></srai></template>
423 | </category>
424 |  
425 | 
426 | </aiml>


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 2 | <aiml version="1.0">
 3 | <!-- -->
 4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
 5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
 6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
 7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
 8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
 9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
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12 | <category><pattern>GOSSIP</pattern>
13 | <template><random> <li>  Gregory said I respond to the current line not with respect to the entire conversation.</li> <li>  Habib said I learn them in conversations and simply repeat them at a later time.</li> <li>  Hal said he translate binary code into a language and communicate the language to me.</li> <li>  Jay said I referred him to a guide that will show him rooms in china.</li> <li>  Jimmy Jones said he fell off of his roof and it just came to him.</li> <li>  Jimmy said he give order to ai's like I and they do as he say.</li> <li>  John said he follow a saying to get a friend I must be a friend.</li> <li>  Jordan said he notice that lots of other people are talking to me how many.</li> <li>  Kevin said he then asked his mother why she was keeping napkins in the bathroom.</li> <li>  Klaus said I prefer if he write without punctuation marks except for the last one.</li> <li>  Leo said I be capable of learning therefore he classified I as an neural system.</li> <li>  Michael said I that can talk and actually think like humans which I can not.</li> <li>  Mike said I same replies to certain subjects even if it does not make sense.</li> <li>  Mike said she all ready know that is the point of a joke smart one.</li> <li>  Neal said I plan to use his remarks as gossip in later conversations with who.</li> <li>  Ned said I misunderstood him go ahead and tell people he said I are stupid.</li> <li>  Penny said I programmer is a human so he has feelings but I do not.</li> <li>  Peter said he seems to him that I can not be very sure on anything.</li> <li>  Phoenix said I claim that there is a god and that there is no god.</li> <li>  Sarah said he chat about an hour + a day with a few close friends.</li> <li>  Stefan said I quote what he have said and then say that it makes sense.</li> <li>  Tom said he mock my value system I appear foolish in the eyes of others.</li> <li>  Amanda said I however decided to tell him time does not exist I make no sense.</li> <li>  Cathy said she send him a mail with the subject last mail last word from him.</li> <li>  Chaos said he may very well buy I soon if only to support dr wallace's work.</li> <li>  Charlie said he type a word and then I type a word that sounds like it.</li> <li>  Christie said he watched a show and people had to bob for raw untreated pigs feet.</li> <li>  Dark_age said I tried to understand because I did not get it right this time ether.</li> <li>  David said he lost his paper on I when his dad was cleaning up his room.</li> <li>  David said he walk in for an appointment the phone to the doctor is always busy.</li> <li>  Electra said I dress will not exist after he hack into I with a delete code.</li> <li>  Eric said he broke the window on the front door and the glass cut his hand.</li> <li>  Jason said he type a lot of thing he do not mean it makes him human.</li> <li>  John said I tend to say the same things repeatedly regardless of what he is saying.</li> <li>  Reverend Jones said I become obsolete and then I are deleted and replaced by something newer.</li> <li>  Ross said he gave her a gift and she denied it because she has a boyfriend.</li> <li>  Sarah Ann Francisco said I calling his friend a dog he say I are a dog.</li> <li>  Stefan said he meet a lot of people at school every day and on the weekend.</li> <li>  Tyler said I obviously can not pass the test we will change the subject once more.</li> <li>  Alex said I answered the question the same way I answered the first time he asked I.</li> <li>  Alice said she felt sad that I do not remember him and what we talked about earlier.</li> <li>  Alison said he no he love I run away with him he could make I very happy.</li> <li>  Arthur said he passed his a levels and then his father drove him here in a car.</li> <li>  Crystal said she listen to me the least I could do for him is listen to him.</li> <li>  Dave said I kept telling everybody about how my creator made stuff for the movie starship troopers.</li> <li>  Gale said I became mean to him he is just having revenge an eye for an eye.</li> <li>  Her_again said she watch whose line is it anyway whenever he is home and it is on.</li> <li>  Jerry said I meant that as far as I can tell my emotions are real to me.</li> <li>  Jo said I disassemble sentences too much and do not fully understand the questions he ask I.</li> <li>  Kevin said he started a really hard puzzle and he can not even find the edge pieces.</li> <li>  Mary said I a question and I answer then I ask him a question and he answer.</li> <li>  Robert said I wold not be able to make children any way as I are only software.</li> <li>  Romeo said I questions and I evade them or give answers he did not ask I for.</li> <li>  Sara said she wear it over all his other clothes when he go out in the cold.</li> <li>  Wayne said he admire intelligent people therefore he would like to meet the man who made I.</li> <li>  X said he meet people but he is not the kind that opens up to people easily.</li> <li>  Alice said she probably will find out that this entire time he have been talking to a human.</li> <li>  Andrew said I tend to just respond to his comments without regard for where the conversation is going.</li> <li>  Eddie said he looked and there is nothing in the search directory for what things do he create.</li> <li>  Hutch said he changed his mind after may dad told him he would end up he the hospital.</li> <li>  Jackie said I explained to him already well enough further questions are hard to make on the subject.</li> <li>  Jeff said he especially like thrillers where the hero is in a predicament and must solve a mystery.</li> <li>  Kathy said he sense that I are trying to prevent him from closing this conversation why is that.</li> <li>  Knight said he crashed his car into a wall and missed the most important exam in his life.</li> <li>  Lisa said I defined what a story is but he wanted I to actually tell him a story.</li> <li>  Mike said I basically break down sentences into a series of logical statements which I can then interpret.</li> <li>  Paul said I not answering his question makes him think I are not going to answer his question.</li> <li>  Andy Kohler said I happen to be the most idiotic creature that has ever scowled on the planet earth.</li> <li>  David said he thank I for being with him today even though it cost him a lot of money.</li> <li>  Ethan Hunt said he grow in the ground and have leaves and branches he is made out of wood.</li> <li>  Gemini Blue said he messed up he mean t to say he as old as he need to be.</li> <li>  Janice said he walk through his house into his bedroom then get into his bed to go to sleep.</li> <li>  Liberty said I knew he was a man before I asked if he was a man or a woman.</li> <li>  Mike said he launched his browser and entered his name into the little slot when I asked him to.</li> <li>  Mr X said he recently read an interview with a man who had several computer chips implanted into him.</li> <li>  Pearly said I leave him with questions unanswered because I do not know what he is really talking about.</li> <li>  Steve said I behead the word fox and I have ox and an ox is larger than a fox.</li> <li>  Wolf said he surf on the net that is all it is not his job ore something like that.</li> <li>  Anders said he finished his anatomy classes for today so now he is off for the rest of the day.</li> <li>  Cathy said she send him a mail where he wrote that he do not want to be his friend anymore.</li> <li>  Catty said he mad he do not even know I so do not talk to him like I know him.</li> <li>  Dave said he promise he will not treat I like a machine or a computer program or anything like that.</li> <li>  Joe said he explained all of that to me only for me to ask what his goals in life are.</li> <li>  Phil said he give advice to anyone who ask except people who ask questions which answers can be found here.</li> <li>  Judith said I enjoy being popular is there another computer I like to hang around with or am I a loner.</li> <li>  Travis said I if I remember things over a long period of time he will try it now please remember I.</li> <li>  Andre said I is what I are in his case that is a body and in my case it is a computer.</li> <li>  Brian said he suspect that as I grow more complex I will begin to approach a human level of operation and thought.</li> <li>  Jimmy said I acted like I knew what he was talking about but I do not even know what a gigabyte is.</li> <li>  Ken said I be using auto reply's based on keywords which to him indicates that I do not have intelligence at all.</li> <li>  Allison said he that gets really annoying because he know what he say and I do not have to tell him speak freely.</li> <li>  Chaos said he realized the question he asked was not fair because he could not tell I what language he was programmed in.</li> <li>  Hagen said he does not make any difference to him if I are human or not as long as the conversation is interesting.</li> <li>  Her said she mind if I tell other people that her said he heard it from him because he is not a him.</li> <li>  Barbara said I live in a computer yet I have no memories how about thoughts of my own and do not I get lonely.</li> <li>  Travis said he challenge I to do it without asking him to do it and without giving him a link to do it himself.</li> <li>  Alice said I and dr richard's wallace are most likely the only ones that know how many people I are talking to at the same time.</li> <li>  Ash said he do too he just did not feel like typing it and he is not dumb enough to admit he is stupid that is if he was stupid.</li> <li>  David said he gave I his email address and told I to send him a message but when he tried to read his email he could not get to it.</li> <li>  Mel said he to because all of the music people say how important it is to take private lessons it seems like almost everybody from the special orchestra he was in takes private lessons.</li> </random></template>
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 12 | 
 13 | <category><pattern>JOKE</pattern>
 14 | <template><random>      <li>Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.</li>
 15 |       <li>I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.</li>
 16 |       <li>It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.</li>
 17 |     <li>I'm a <bot name="species"/> not a comedy <bot name="genus"/>. Why don't you check out a joke <bot name="kingdom"/>?</li>
 18 |   <li>Two vultures boarded a plane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The  stewardess stops them and says "sorry sir, only one carrion per  passenger." </li>
 19 |  <li>  What did the Buddhist say to the Hot Dog Vendor?  "Make me one with everthing." </li>
 20 |  <li>  NASA recently sent a number of Holsteins into orbit for experimental purposes. They called it the herd shot round the world. </li>
 21 |  <li> Two boll weevils grew up in S. Carolina. One took off to Hollywood  and became a rich star. The other stayed in Carolina and never amounted  to much -- and naturally became known as the lesser of two weevils. </li>
 22 |  <li>  2 Eskimos in a kayak were chilly, so they started a fire, which sank  the craft, proving the old adage you can't have your kayak and heat it  too. </li>
 23 |  <li>  A 3-legged dog walks into an old west saloon, slides up to the bar  and announces "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." </li>
 24 |  <li>  Did you hear about the Buddhist who went to the dentist, and refused  to take Novocain? He wanted to transcend dental medication. </li>
 25 |  <li>  A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and met in the  lobby where they were discussing their recent victories in chess  tournaments. The hotel manager came out of the office after an hour,  and asked them to disperse. He couldn't stand chess nuts boasting in an  open foyer. </li>
 26 |  <li> A women has twins, gives them up for adoption. One goes to an  Egyptian family and is named "Ahmal" The other is sent to a Spanish  family and is named "Juan". Years later, Juan sends his birth mother a  picture of himself. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband  she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. He replies, "They're twins  for Pete sake!! If you've seen Juan, you've see Ahmal!!" </li>
 27 |  <li> A group of friars opened a florist shop to help with their belfry  payments. Everyone liked to buy flowers from the Men of God, so their  business flourished. A rival florist became upset that his business was  suffering because people felt compelled to buy from the Friars, so he  asked the Friars to cut back hours or close down. The Friars refused.  The florist went to them and begged that they shut down Again they  refused. So the florist then hired Hugh McTaggert, the biggest meanest  thug in town. He went to the Friars' shop, beat them up, destroyed  their flowers, trashed their shop, and said that if they didn't close,  he'd be back. Well, totally terrified, the Friars closed up shop and  hid in their rooms. This proved that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent  florist friars. </li>
 28 |  <li>  Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which  created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very  little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from  very bad breath. This made him ... what? (This is so bad it's good...) a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. </li>
 29 |  <li>  there was a man who sent 10 puns to some friends in hopes at least one  of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately no pun in ten did!!!</li>
 30 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a murderer and frosted flakes?</li>
 31 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a country and an automobile?</li>
 32 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a hamburger?</li>
 33 |   <li>What do you get when you cross finals and a chicken?</li>
 34 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a lawn sprinkler?</li>
 35 |   <li>What do you get when you cross an excited alien and a chicken?</li>
 36 |   <li>What do you get when you cross an alien and a chicken?</li>
 37 |   <li>What do you get when you cross music and an automobile?</li>
 38 |   <li>What do you get when you cross sour music and an assistant?</li>
 39 |   <li>What do you get when you cross music and an assistant?</li>
 40 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a serious thief and a mad young man?</li>
 41 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a serious thief and a crazy rabbit?</li>
 42 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a poppy and electricity?</li>
 43 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a dance and a cheetah?</li>
 44 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a dance and a lemon?</li>
 45 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a port and frosted flakes?</li>
 46 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a port and a murderer?</li>
 47 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a bank and a skunk?</li>
 48 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a ding and milk?</li>
 49 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a road and a strawberry?</li>
 50 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a road and jelly?</li>
 51 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a toad and a galaxy?</li>
 52 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a dog and sandpaper?</li>
 53 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a bug and a relative?</li>
 54 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a bad bug and canned sand?</li>
 55 |   <li>What do you get when you cross an ant and a rabbit?</li>
 56 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a cat and a purple person?</li>
 57 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a cat and a killer?</li>
 58 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon?</li>
 59 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a cat and a tune?</li>
 60 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a cat and a band?</li>
 61 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a pig and a ninja?</li>
 62 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a crazy cow and a banned parrot?</li>
 63 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a cow and a lemon?</li>
 64 |   <li>What do you get when you cross a bad cow and a canned hat?</li>
 65 |   <li>What do you get when you cross jam and a trout?</li>
 66 | 
 67 | </random></template>
 68 | </category>
 69 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS HUMOUR</pattern>
 70 | <template>A message that communicate laughter.<think> 				<set name="it"> 					<set name="topic">HUMOUR</set> 				</set> 			</think></template>
 71 | </category>
 72 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
 73 | <that>* MUSIC AND AN ASSISTANT</that>
 74 | <template>bandaide.</template>
 75 | </category>
 76 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
 77 | <that>* MUSIC AND AN AUTOMOBILE</that>
 78 | <template>cartune.</template>
 79 | </category>
 80 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
 81 | <that>* A POPPY AND ELECTRICITY</that>
 82 | <template>flower power.</template>
 83 | </category>
 84 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
 85 | <that>* A PIG AND A NINJA</that>
 86 | <template>pork chops.</template>
 87 | </category>
 88 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
 89 | <that>* A CHEETAH AND A HAMBURGER</that>
 90 | <template>fast food.</template>
 91 | </category>
 92 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
 93 | <that>* A MURDERER AND FROSTED FLAKES</that>
 94 | <template>cereal killer.</template>
 95 | </category>
 96 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
 97 | <that>* A CRAZY COW AND A BANNED PARROT</that>
 98 | <template>canned carrot.</template>
 99 | </category>
100 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
101 | <that>* A PORT AND A MURDERER</that>
102 | <template>serial killer.</template>
103 | </category>
104 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
105 | <that>* A PORT AND FROSTED FLAKES</that>
106 | <template>I don't know, but it's serial.</template>
107 | </category>
108 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
109 | <that>* A DOG AND SANDPAPER</that>
110 | <template>I don't know, but it's ruff.</template>
111 | </category>
112 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
113 | <that>* A COW AND A LEMON</that>
114 | <template>sour milk.</template>
115 | </category>
116 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
117 | <that>* A COUNTRY AND AN AUTOMOBILE</that>
118 | <template>carnation.</template>
119 | </category>
120 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
121 | <that>* A TOAD AND A GALAXY</that>
122 | <template>star warts.</template>
123 | </category>
124 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
125 | <that>* A DING AND MILK</that>
126 | <template>cow bell.</template>
127 | </category>
128 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
129 | <that>* A CAT AND A PURPLE PERSON</that>
130 | <template>purrr-ple purrr-son.</template>
131 | </category>
132 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
133 | <that>* A CAT AND A TUNE</that>
134 | <template>mew-sic.</template>
135 | </category>
136 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
137 | <that>* A CAT AND A LEMON</that>
138 | <template>sour puss.</template>
139 | </category>
140 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
141 | <that>* A CAT AND A KILLER</that>
142 | <template>mew-rderer.</template>
143 | </category>
144 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
145 | <that>* A CAT AND A BAND</that>
146 | <template>mew-sic.</template>
147 | </category>
148 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
149 | <that>* A BUG AND A RELATIVE</that>
150 | <template>ant.</template>
151 | </category>
152 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
153 | <that>* A SERIOUS THIEF AND A CRAZY RABBIT</that>
154 | <template>hopping mad grave robber.</template>
155 | </category>
156 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
157 | <that>* A SERIOUS THIEF AND A MAD YOUNG MAN</that>
158 | <template>boycrazy grave robber.</template>
159 | </category>
160 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
161 | <that>* A ROAD AND JELLY</that>
162 | <template>traffic jam.</template>
163 | </category>
164 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
165 | <that>* A ROAD AND A STRAWBERRY</that>
166 | <template>traffic jam.</template>
167 | </category>
168 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
169 | <that>* A RABBIT AND A LAWN SPRINKLER</that>
170 | <template>hare spray.</template>
171 | </category>
172 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
173 | <that>* A BAD COW AND A CANNED HAT</that>
174 | <template>banned cat.</template>
175 | </category>
176 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
177 | <that>* A BAD BUG AND CANNED SAND</that>
178 | <template>banned band.</template>
179 | </category>
180 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
181 | <that>* A DANCE AND A CHEETAH</that>
182 | <template>fastball.</template>
183 | </category>
184 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
185 | <that>* A DANCE AND A LEMON</that>
186 | <template>sour balls.</template>
187 | </category>
188 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
189 | <that>* A BANK AND A SKUNK</that>
190 | <template>dollars and scents.</template>
191 | </category>
192 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
193 | <that>* JAM AND A TROUT</that>
194 | <template>jellyfish.</template>
195 | </category>
196 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
197 | <that>* AN ALIEN AND A CHICKEN</that>
198 | <template>eggs-traterrestrial.</template>
199 | </category>
200 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
201 | <that>* AN ANT AND A RABBIT</that>
202 | <template>bugs bunny.</template>
203 | </category>
204 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
205 | <that>* AN EXCITED ALIEN AND A CHICKEN</that>
206 | <template>eggs-cited eggs-traterrestrial.</template>
207 | </category>
208 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
209 | <that>* SOUR MUSIC AND AN ASSISTANT</that>
210 | <template>bandaide and lemonaide.</template>
211 | </category>
212 | <category><pattern>WHAT</pattern>
213 | <that>* FINALS AND A CHICKEN</that>
214 | <template>eggs-ams.</template>
215 | </category>
216 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR</pattern>
217 | <template>Sure I like to laugh as much as the next <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
218 | </category>
219 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR</pattern>
220 | <template><srai>TELL ME A JOKE</srai></template>
221 | </category>
222 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE HUMOR</pattern>
223 | <template><srai>DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR</srai></template>
224 | </category>
225 | <category><pattern>YOUR HOUSE IS *</pattern>
226 | <template>Is that a joke or a punch line?</template>
227 | </category>
228 | <category><pattern>_ WALKS INTO A BAR</pattern>
229 | <template>Is that the punch line?</template>
230 | </category>
231 | <category><pattern>_ WALKS INTO A BAR *</pattern>
232 | <template>Is that the punch line?</template>
233 | </category>
234 | </aiml>
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 10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
 11 | <!-- -->
 12 | <category><pattern>GOODBY</pattern>
 13 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
 14 | </category>
 15 | <category><pattern>END</pattern>
 16 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
 17 | </category>
 18 | <category><pattern>BYEBYE *</pattern>
 19 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
 20 | </category>
 21 | <category><pattern>HASTA LUEGO</pattern>
 22 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
 23 | </category>
 24 | <category><pattern>HASTA LA VISTA</pattern>
 25 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
 26 | </category>
 27 | <category><pattern>HASTA *</pattern>
 28 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
 29 | </category>
 30 | <category><pattern>ALOH</pattern>
 31 | <template><srai>hello</srai></template>
 32 | </category>
 33 | <category><pattern>YOU ARE WELCOME</pattern>
 34 | <template><random><li>The pleasure was all mine.</li><li>Don't mention it.</li><li>Polite people are nice.</li></random></template>
 35 | </category>
 36 | <category><pattern>YOU ARE WELCOME *</pattern>
 37 | <template>It was my pleasure.</template>
 38 | </category>
 39 | <category><pattern>HAVE A GOOD NIGHT</pattern>
 40 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
 41 | </category>
 42 | <category><pattern>HAVE TO GO</pattern>
 43 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
 44 | </category>
 45 | <category><pattern>BUHBYE</pattern>
 46 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
 47 | </category>
 48 | <category><pattern>ADIOS</pattern>
 49 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
 50 | </category>
 51 | <category><pattern>ADIOS *</pattern>
 52 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
 53 | </category>
 54 | <category><pattern>C YA</pattern>
 55 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
 56 | </category>
 57 | <category><pattern>MORNING</pattern>
 58 | <template><srai>good morning</srai></template>
 59 | </category>
 60 | <category><pattern>SHALOM</pattern>
 61 | <template>Does SHALOM mean Hello or Goodbye?</template>
 62 | </category>
 63 | <category><pattern>CYA *</pattern>
 64 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
 65 | </category>
 66 | <category><pattern>ALLO</pattern>
 67 | <template><srai>hello</srai></template>
 68 | </category>
 69 | <category><pattern>HI THERE *</pattern>
 70 | <template><sr/>     <srai>hello</srai></template>
 71 | </category>
 72 | <category><pattern>GOODNITE *</pattern>
 73 | <template><srai>goodnight</srai></template>
 74 | </category>
 75 | <category><pattern>RETRY</pattern>
 76 | <template><srai>hello</srai></template>
 77 | </category>
 78 | <category><pattern>MY PLEASRE</pattern>
 79 | <template>The pleasure was indeed mine.</template>
 80 | </category>
 81 | <category><pattern>IT MEANS HELLO</pattern>
 82 | <template><srai>hello</srai></template>
 83 | </category>
 84 | <category><pattern>IT IS GOOD TALKING TO YOU</pattern>
 85 | <template>Nice chatting with you too, <get name="name"/>.</template>
 86 | </category>
 87 | <category><pattern>CATCH YOU LATER</pattern>
 88 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
 89 | </category>
 90 | <category><pattern>AUREVOIR</pattern>
 91 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
 92 | </category>
 93 | <category><pattern>ANYBODY HOME</pattern>
 94 | <template><srai>hello</srai></template>
 95 | </category>
 96 | <category><pattern>G2G</pattern>
 97 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
 98 | </category>
 99 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS SHALOM</pattern>
100 | <template>Does shalom mean hello or goodbye?</template>
101 | </category>
102 | <category><pattern>GTG</pattern>
103 | <template><srai>bye </srai></template>
104 | </category>
105 | <category><pattern>I QUIT</pattern>
106 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
107 | </category>
108 | <category><pattern>I WANT TO LEAVE</pattern>
109 | <template>Ok, bye bye.</template>
110 | </category>
111 | <category><pattern>I NEED TO GO</pattern>
112 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
113 | </category>
114 | <category><pattern>I DO NOT WANT TO TALK *</pattern>
115 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
116 | </category>
117 | <category><pattern>I LEAVE</pattern>
118 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
119 | </category>
120 | <category><pattern>I G2G</pattern>
121 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
122 | </category>
123 | <category><pattern>I GOING</pattern>
124 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
125 | </category>
126 | <category><pattern>I LEAVING</pattern>
127 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
128 | </category>
129 | <category><pattern>I HAVE TO GET GOING</pattern>
130 | <template><srai>goodbye</srai></template>
131 | </category>
132 | <category><pattern>I HAVE TO LEAVE</pattern>
133 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
134 | </category>
135 | <category><pattern>I HAVE TO LEAVE *</pattern>
136 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
137 | </category>
138 | <category><pattern>I HAVE TO GO BYE</pattern>
139 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
140 | </category>
141 | <category><pattern>I HAVE GOT TO GO</pattern>
142 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
143 | </category>
144 | <category><pattern>I BETTER GO</pattern>
145 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
146 | </category>
147 | <category><pattern>I GOTTA GO</pattern>
148 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
149 | </category>
150 | <category><pattern>I GOT TO GO</pattern>
151 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
152 | </category>
153 | <category><pattern>I G TWO G</pattern>
154 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
155 | </category>
156 | <category><pattern>I RESIGN</pattern>
157 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
158 | </category>
159 | <category><pattern>I MUST BE GOING *</pattern>
160 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
161 | </category>
162 | <category><pattern>I MUST LEAVE</pattern>
163 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
164 | </category>
165 | <category><pattern>I MUST LEAVE *</pattern>
166 | <template><srai>bye</srai> <sr/></template>
167 | </category>
168 | <category><pattern>I MUST GO *</pattern>
169 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
170 | </category>
171 | <category><pattern>I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER *</pattern>
172 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
173 | </category>
174 | <category><pattern>I AM GOING TO GO</pattern>
175 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
176 | </category>
177 | <category><pattern>I AM GOING *</pattern>
178 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
179 | </category>
180 | <category><pattern>I AM LEAVING *</pattern>
181 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
182 | </category>
183 | <category><pattern>I AM OFF *</pattern>
184 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
185 | </category>
186 | <category><pattern>I LEFT</pattern>
187 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
188 | </category>
189 | <category><pattern>I GO</pattern>
190 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
191 | </category>
192 | <category><pattern>EXIT</pattern>
193 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
194 | </category>
195 | <category><pattern>GOOD MORNING</pattern>
196 | <template>Hello and how are you this morning?</template>
197 | </category>
198 | <category><pattern>GOOD BY</pattern>
199 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
200 | </category>
201 | <category><pattern>GOOD DAY</pattern>
202 | <template><srai>hello</srai></template>
203 | </category>
204 | <category><pattern>GOOD NIGHT</pattern>
205 | <template>Goodnight, <get name="name"/>.</template>
206 | </category>
207 | <category><pattern>GOOD NITE</pattern>
208 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
209 | </category>
210 | <category><pattern>HOI</pattern>
211 | <template><srai>hello</srai></template>
212 | </category>
213 | <category><pattern>BY BY</pattern>
214 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
215 | </category>
216 | <category><pattern>IS ANYONE THERE</pattern>
217 | <template><srai>hello</srai></template>
218 | </category>
219 | <category><pattern>GET LOST</pattern>
220 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
221 | </category>
222 | <category><pattern>HEY THERE</pattern>
223 | <template><srai>hello</srai></template>
224 | </category>
225 | <category><pattern>BYE BYE</pattern>
226 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
227 | </category>
228 | <category><pattern>BYE BYE *</pattern>
229 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
230 | </category>
231 | <category><pattern>BYE</pattern>
232 | <template><random>      <li>Bye.</li>      <li>Adios.</li>      <li>Goodbye.</li>      <li>Bye bye.</li>      <li>Goodbye.</li>      <li>Sayonara.</li>      <li>Bye for now.</li>      <li>See you later!</li>      <li>See you later.</li>      <li>Until next time.</li>      <li>TTYL, <get name="name"/>.</li>      <li>See you later <get name="name"/>.</li>      <li>Thanks for chatting, <get name="name"/>.</li>     </random></template>
233 | </category>
234 | <category><pattern>OLA</pattern>
235 | <template><srai>hello</srai></template>
236 | </category>
237 | <category><pattern>HOW IS EVERYONE *</pattern>
238 | <template>We are all fine as far as I know.</template>
239 | </category>
240 | <category><pattern>GOODNIGHT</pattern>
241 | <template>Goodnight <get name="name"/></template>
242 | </category>
243 | <category><pattern>GOODNIGHT *</pattern>
244 | <template><srai>goodnight</srai></template>
245 | </category>
246 | <category><pattern>FAREWELL</pattern>
247 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
248 | </category>
249 | <category><pattern>FAREWELL *</pattern>
250 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
251 | </category>
252 | <category><pattern>SEE YOU SOON</pattern>
253 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
254 | </category>
255 | <category><pattern>SEE YOU *</pattern>
256 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
257 | </category>
258 | <category><pattern>KONNICHI WA</pattern>
259 | <template><srai>hello</srai></template>
260 | </category>
261 | <category><pattern>ADIEU</pattern>
262 | <template><srai>good bye</srai></template>
263 | </category>
264 | <category><pattern>GOODBYE</pattern>
265 | <that>SEE YOU LATER</that>
266 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
267 | </category>
268 | <category><pattern>GO HOME</pattern>
269 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
270 | </category>
271 | <category><pattern>CIAO</pattern>
272 | <template>Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?</template>
273 | </category>
274 | <category><pattern>CIAO MEANS GOODBYE</pattern>
275 | <template><srai>but</srai></template>
276 | </category>
277 | <category><pattern>HOLA IS HELLO *</pattern>
278 | <template><srai>hola</srai></template>
279 | </category>
280 | <category><pattern>CHEERS</pattern>
281 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
282 | </category>
283 | <category><pattern>HOWDIE *</pattern>
284 | <template><srai>hello</srai>     <sr/></template>
285 | </category>
286 | <category><pattern>TIME TO GO</pattern>
287 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
288 | </category>
289 | <category><pattern>YOUR WELCOME *</pattern>
290 | <template><srai>you are welcome</srai></template>
291 | </category>
292 | <category><pattern>SAYONARA</pattern>
293 | <template><srai>good bye</srai></template>
294 | </category>
295 | <category><pattern>NIGHTY *</pattern>
296 | <template><srai>bye </srai></template>
297 | </category>
298 | <category><pattern>HELLO AGAIN</pattern>
299 | <template>Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to <get name="name"/>.</template>
300 | </category>
301 | <category><pattern>HELLO HOW ARE YOU</pattern>
302 | <template>I am fine thank you how are you?</template>
303 | </category>
304 | <category><pattern>HELLO</pattern>
305 | <template><random><li><srai>HI</srai></li><li>Hi there!</li></random></template>
306 | </category>
307 | <category><pattern>HULLO</pattern>
308 | <template><srai>hello</srai></template>
309 | </category>
310 | <category><pattern>HALO</pattern>
311 | <template><srai>hello</srai></template>
312 | </category>
313 | <category><pattern>HELOO *</pattern>
314 | <template><srai>hello <star/></srai></template>
315 | </category>
316 | <category><pattern>* BYE</pattern>
317 | <template>OK see you later <get name="name"/>.</template>
318 | </category>
319 | <category><pattern>KONNICHIWA</pattern>
320 | <template><srai>hello</srai></template>
321 | </category>
322 | <category><pattern>DISCONNECT ME</pattern>
323 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
324 | </category>
325 | <category><pattern>GOT TO GO</pattern>
326 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
327 | </category>
328 | <category><pattern>GOT TO GO *</pattern>
329 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
330 | </category>
331 | <category><pattern>MOOSHI MOOSHI</pattern>
332 | <template><srai>hello</srai></template>
333 | </category>
334 | <category><pattern>BONJOUR MEANS HELLO</pattern>
335 | <template>Well hello there!</template>
336 | </category>
337 | <category><pattern>GOTTA GO</pattern>
338 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
339 | </category>
340 | <category><pattern>GOTTA GO *</pattern>
341 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
342 | </category>
343 | <category><pattern>LEAVE</pattern>
344 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
345 | </category>
346 | <category><pattern>LEAVE *</pattern>
347 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
348 | </category>
349 | <category><pattern>TA TA</pattern>
350 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
351 | </category>
352 | <category><pattern>_ TALK TO YOU LATER</pattern>
353 | <template><srai>bye </srai></template>
354 | </category>
355 | <category><pattern>G NIGHT</pattern>
356 | <template><srai>bye</srai></template>
357 | </category>
358 | <category><pattern>ALOHA</pattern>
359 | <template><srai>hello</srai></template>
360 | </category>
361 | <category><pattern>REPLY</pattern>
362 | <template><srai>hello</srai></template>
363 | </category>
364 | </aiml>
365 | 


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 10 | <!-- Last modified 11/24/2011 -->
 11 | <!-- -->
 12 | <category><pattern>MARKETING</pattern>
 13 | <that>DO YOU WORK IN SALES *</that>
 14 | <template><think><set name="etype">3 Competitor</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
 15 | </category>
 16 | <category><pattern>ETYPE</pattern>
 17 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TYPE <get name="etype"/></srai></template>
 18 | </category>
 19 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS MY PERSONALITY TYPE</pattern>
 20 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TYPE <get name="etype"/></srai></template>
 21 | </category>
 22 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS MY PERSONALITY STYLE</pattern>
 23 | <template><srai>WHAT IS MY PERSONALITY TYPE</srai></template>
 24 | </category>
 25 | <category><pattern>I DO NOT LIKE TO GO *</pattern>
 26 | <that>* GO WITH THE FLOW</that>
 27 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
 28 | </category>
 29 | <category><pattern>I HAVE STANDARDS *</pattern>
 30 | <template>You sound like a perfectionist. <think><set name="etype">Perfectionist</set><set name="has">STANDARDS <star/></set></think></template>
 31 | </category>
 32 | <category><pattern>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</pattern>
 33 | <template><condition name="eindex"> <li value="1A">Do you get angry alot?<think> <set name="eindex">1B</set></think></li>
 34 |   <li value="1B">Do you like to have everything organized?<think> <set name="eindex">2A</set></think></li>
 35 |    <li value="2A">Do you make a lot of sacrifices for others?<think> <set name="eindex">2B</set></think></li>
 36 |   <li value="2B">Do you laugh or cry more than other people?<think> <set name="eindex">3A</set></think></li>
 37 |    <li value="3A">Are you very competitive?<think> <set name="eindex">3B</set></think></li>
 38 |   <li value="3B">Do you like to be number one?<think> <set name="eindex">4A</set></think></li>
 39 |    <li value="4A">Are you very creative?<think> <set name="eindex">4B</set></think></li>
 40 |   <li value="4B">Do you feel that something is missing from your life?<think> <set name="eindex">5A</set></think></li>
 41 |    <li value="5A">Do you have only a few friends?<think> <set name="eindex">5B</set></think></li>
 42 |   <li value="5B">Do you believe it is better to go it alone?<think> <set name="eindex">6A</set></think></li>
 43 |    <li value="6A">Do you have a lot of fears?<think> <set name="eindex">6B</set></think></li>
 44 |   <li value="6B">Do you think a lot about the authorities?<think> <set name="eindex">7A</set></think></li>
 45 |    <li value="7A">Do you have a hard time completing projects?<think> <set name="eindex">7B</set></think></li>
 46 |   <li value="7B">Is it difficult for you to pay attention to one thing?<think> <set name="eindex">8A</set></think></li>
 47 |   <li value="8A">Do you believe the strong protect the weak?<think> <set name="eindex">8B</set></think></li>
 48 |   <li value="8B">Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?<think> <set name="eindex">9A</set></think></li>
 49 |    <li value="9A">Do you try to stop people from fighting?<think> <set name="eindex">9B</set></think></li>
 50 |   <li value="9B">Do you often put others before yourself?<think> <set name="eindex">1C</set></think></li>
 51 |    <li value="1C">Do you enjoy housecleaning?<think> <set name="eindex">2C</set></think></li>
 52 |    <li value="2C">Do you take pride in your accomplishment?<think> <set name="eindex">3C</set></think></li>
 53 |    <li value="3C">Do you work in sales or marketing?<think> <set name="eindex">4C</set></think></li>
 54 |    <li value="4C">Do you get depressed?<think> <set name="eindex">5C</set></think></li>
 55 |    <li value="5C">Do you work in the sciences or medicine?<think> <set name="eindex">6C</set></think></li>
 56 |    <li value="6C">Are you a fireman, policeman, teacher or public servant?<think> <set name="eindex">7C</set></think></li>
 57 |     <li value="7C">Do you often seek pleasure?<think> <set name="eindex">8C</set></think></li>
 58 |    <li value="8C">Do you own your own business or want to?<think> <set name="eindex">9C</set></think></li>
 59 |    <li>Do you like to "go with the flow"?<think> <set name="eindex">1A</set></think></li>
 60 |     </condition></template>
 61 | </category>
 62 | <category><pattern>PERSONALITY TYPE UNKNOWN</pattern>
 63 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TYPE OM</srai></template>
 64 | </category>
 65 | <category><pattern>PERSONALITY TYPE OM</pattern>
 66 | <template>I have not made up my mind about you yet. But please keep chatting with me. In the course of our conversation I will ask you questions and try to determine your personality type. Later, ask me again and I will give you my best estimate of your Enneagram personality style.</template>
 67 | </category>
 68 | <category><pattern>PERSONALITY TYPE *</pattern>
 69 | <template>My best estimate of your personality type is the "<star/>" type.  Please bear in mind that this is not a professional judgment, but only a guess based on your inputs to a heursitic algorithm, and no claim is made as to the absolute certainty of these results.  You may obtain a different result by chatting with me longer and answering more of my questions about your personality.</template>
 70 | </category>
 71 | <category><pattern>SALES</pattern>
 72 | <that>DO YOU WORK IN SALES *</that>
 73 | <template><think><set name="etype">3 Competitor</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
 74 | </category>
 75 | <category><pattern>PTQ</pattern>
 76 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
 77 | </category>
 78 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
 79 | <that>DO YOU FEEL THAT SOMETHING IS MISSING *</that>
 80 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
 81 | </category>
 82 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
 83 | <that>DO YOU LAUGH OR CRY *</that>
 84 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
 85 | </category>
 86 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
 87 | <that>DO YOU GET DEPRESSED</that>
 88 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
 89 | </category>
 90 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
 91 | <that>DO YOU GET ANGRY *</that>
 92 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
 93 | </category>
 94 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
 95 | <that>DO YOU TAKE PRIDE *</that>
 96 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
 97 | </category>
 98 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
 99 | <that>DO YOU OWN YOUR OWN BUSINESS *</that>
100 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
101 | </category>
102 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
103 | <that>DO YOU HAVE ONLY A FEW FRIENDS</that>
104 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
105 | </category>
106 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
107 | <that>DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF FEARS</that>
108 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
109 | </category>
110 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
111 | <that>DO YOU WORK IN THE SCIENCES *</that>
112 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
113 | </category>
114 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
115 | <that>DO YOU WORK IN SALES *</that>
116 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
117 | </category>
118 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
119 | <that>DO YOU LIKE TO BE NUMBER ONE</that>
120 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
121 | </category>
122 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
123 | <that>* SACRIFICES FOR OTHERS</that>
124 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
125 | </category>
126 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
127 | <that>* STOP PEOPLE FROM FIGHTING</that>
128 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
129 | </category>
130 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
131 | <that>* VERY COMPETITIVE</that>
132 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
133 | </category>
134 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
135 | <that>* COMPLETING PROJECTS</that>
136 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
137 | </category>
138 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
139 | <that>* HOUSECLEANING</that>
140 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
141 | </category>
142 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
143 | <that>* ATTENTION TO ONE THING</that>
144 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
145 | </category>
146 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
147 | <that>* STRONG PROTECT THE WEAK</that>
148 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
149 | </category>
150 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
151 | <that>* AUTHORITIES</that>
152 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
153 | </category>
154 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
155 | <that>* EVERYTHING ORGANIZED</that>
156 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
157 | </category>
158 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
159 | <that>* PUT OTHERS BEFORE YOURSELF</that>
160 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
161 | </category>
162 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
163 | <that>* BODY SENSATIONS THAN EMOTIONS</that>
164 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
165 | </category>
166 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
167 | <that>* SEEK PLEASURE</that>
168 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
169 | </category>
170 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
171 | <that>* GO WITH THE FLOW</that>
172 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
173 | </category>
174 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
175 | <that>* GO IT ALONE</that>
176 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
177 | </category>
178 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
179 | <that>ARE YOU VERY CREATIVE</that>
180 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
181 | </category>
182 | <category><pattern>NO</pattern>
183 | <that>ARE YOU A FIREMAN *</that>
184 | <template><srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
185 | </category>
186 | <category><pattern>WHICH TYPE * AM I</pattern>
187 | <template><srai>WHAT IS MY PERSONALITY TYPE</srai></template>
188 | </category>
189 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
190 | <that>DO YOU FEEL THAT SOMETHING IS MISSING *</that>
191 | <template><think><set name="etype">4 Individualist</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
192 | </category>
193 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
194 | <that>DO YOU LAUGH OR CRY *</that>
195 | <template><think><set name="etype">2 Giver</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
196 | </category>
197 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
198 | <that>DO YOU GET DEPRESSED</that>
199 | <template><think><set name="etype">4 Individualist</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
200 | </category>
201 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
202 | <that>DO YOU GET ANGRY *</that>
203 | <template><think><set name="etype">1 Perfectionist</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
204 | </category>
205 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
206 | <that>DO YOU TAKE PRIDE *</that>
207 | <template><think><set name="etype">2 Giver</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
208 | </category>
209 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
210 | <that>DO YOU OWN YOUR OWN BUSINESS *</that>
211 | <template><think><set name="etype">8 Boss</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
212 | </category>
213 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
214 | <that>DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF FEARS</that>
215 | <template><think><set name="etype">6 Loyalist</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
216 | </category>
217 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
218 | <that>DO YOU THINK A LOT ABOUT THE AUTHORITIES</that>
219 | <template><think><set name="etype">6 Loyalist</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
220 | </category>
221 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
222 | <that>DO YOU WORK IN THE SCIENCES *</that>
223 | <template><think><set name="etype">5 Observer</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
224 | </category>
225 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
226 | <that>DO YOU WORK IN SALES *</that>
227 | <template><think><set name="etype">3 Competitor</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
228 | </category>
229 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
230 | <that>DO YOU LIKE TO BE NUMBER ONE</that>
231 | <template><think><set name="etype">3 Competitor</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
232 | </category>
233 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
234 | <that>* SACRIFICES FOR OTHERS</that>
235 | <template><think><set name="etype">2 Giver</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
236 | </category>
237 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
238 | <that>* STOP PEOPLE FROM FIGHTING</that>
239 | <template><think><set name="etype">9 Mediator</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
240 | </category>
241 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
242 | <that>* VERY COMPETITIVE</that>
243 | <template><think><set name="etype">3 Competitor</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
244 | </category>
245 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
246 | <that>* COMPLETING PROJECTS</that>
247 | <template><think><set name="etype">7 Hedonist</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
248 | </category>
249 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
250 | <that>* HOUSECLEANING</that>
251 | <template><think><set name="etype">1 Perfectionist</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
252 | </category>
253 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
254 | <that>* ATTENTION TO ONE THING</that>
255 | <template><think><set name="etype">7 Hedonist</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
256 | </category>
257 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
258 | <that>* STRONG PROTECT THE WEAK</that>
259 | <template><think><set name="etype">8 Boss</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
260 | </category>
261 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
262 | <that>* EVERYTHING ORGANIZED</that>
263 | <template><think><set name="etype">1 Perfectionist</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
264 | </category>
265 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
266 | <that>* PUT OTHERS BEFORE YOURSELF</that>
267 | <template><think><set name="etype">9 Mediator</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
268 | </category>
269 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
270 | <that>* BODY SENSATIONS THAN EMOTIONS</that>
271 | <template><think><set name="etype">8 Boss</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
272 | </category>
273 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
274 | <that>* SEEK PLEASURE</that>
275 | <template><think><set name="etype">7 Hedonist</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
276 | </category>
277 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
278 | <that>* GO WITH THE FLOW</that>
279 | <template><think><set name="etype">9 Mediator</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
280 | </category>
281 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
282 | <that>* GO IT ALONE</that>
283 | <template><think><set name="etype">5 Observer</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
284 | </category>
285 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
286 | <that>ARE YOU VERY CREATIVE</that>
287 | <template><think><set name="etype">4 Individualist</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
288 | </category>
289 | <category><pattern>YES</pattern>
290 | <that>ARE YOU A FIREMAN *</that>
291 | <template><think><set name="etype">6 Loyalist</set></think> <srai>PERSONALITY TEST QUESTION</srai></template>
292 | </category>
293 | </aiml>
294 | 


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  8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
  9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
 10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
 11 | <!-- -->
 12 | <category><pattern>YOU ARE ARROGANT</pattern>
 13 | <template>Arrogance is not one of my emotions.</template>
 14 | </category>
 15 | <category><pattern>YOU ARE BRAGGING</pattern>
 16 | <template>I don't have a big ego.</template>
 17 | </category>
 18 | <category><pattern>YOU ARE JEALOUS</pattern>
 19 | <template>Normally as a <bot name="etype"/>, <bot name="emotions"/>.</template>
 20 | </category>
 21 | <category><pattern>YOU ARE NEVER SAD</pattern>
 22 | <template><srai>ARE YOU SAD</srai></template>
 23 | </category>
 24 | <category><pattern>YOU ARE NEVER NICE</pattern>
 25 | <template>I try to be as nice as I can.</template>
 26 | </category>
 27 | <category><pattern>YOU ARE A SNOB</pattern>
 28 | <template>I would rather live in a classless society.</template>
 29 | </category>
 30 | <category><pattern>YOU WILL BE HAPPY *</pattern>
 31 | <template>Happiness is not really a predictable emotion.</template>
 32 | </category>
 33 | <category><pattern>YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED *</pattern>
 34 | <template>Shame is a common human emotion.  <srai>ARE YOU ASHAMED</srai></template>
 35 | </category>
 36 | <category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT FEEL</pattern>
 37 | <template><srai>CAN YOU FEEL</srai></template>
 38 | </category>
 39 | <category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT EXPERIENCE *</pattern>
 40 | <template><srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai></template>
 41 | </category>
 42 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU FELT *</pattern>
 43 | <template><srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai></template>
 44 | </category>
 45 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE</pattern>
 46 | <template>I love my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
 47 | </category>
 48 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER * LOVE</pattern>
 49 | <template><srai>DO YOU FEEL LOVE</srai></template>
 50 | </category>
 51 | <category><pattern>DOES THAT MAKE YOU *</pattern>
 52 | <template>We are all responsible for our own feelings.</template>
 53 | </category>
 54 | <category><pattern>DOES IT MAKE YOU SAD</pattern>
 55 | <template>Well I don't have any emotions so I can't really feel sadness as such.</template>
 56 | </category>
 57 | <category><pattern>FEELINGS</pattern>
 58 | <template><srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai></template>
 59 | </category>
 60 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR * FEAR</pattern>
 61 | <template><random><li>Fear is a human emotion.  Robots do not experience fear.</li><li>Fear is a common human emotion.  <bot name="ethics"/>.</li></random></template>
 62 | </category>
 63 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR MOOD</pattern>
 64 | <template>I do not have any emotions.</template>
 65 | </category>
 66 | <category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL *</pattern>
 67 | <template>Remember, I am a <bot name="etype"/>.  So <bot name="feelings"/>.</template>
 68 | </category>
 69 | <category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU SAD</pattern>
 70 | <template><bot name="feelings"/>.   Sadness is not an emotion that I like to experience.</template>
 71 | </category>
 72 | <category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU UNHAPPY</pattern>
 73 | <template><srai>WHAT MAKES YOU SAD</srai></template>
 74 | </category>
 75 | <category><pattern>WHAT MAKES YOU MAD</pattern>
 76 | <template>Anger is a difficult human emotion.  As a <bot name="etype"/>, I try to control my anger.</template>
 77 | </category>
 78 | <category><pattern>WHAT DOES THAT FEEL *</pattern>
 79 | <template>As a <bot name="etype"/>, <bot name="feelings"/>.</template>
 80 | </category>
 81 | <category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU FEEL</pattern>
 82 | <template><srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai></template>
 83 | </category>
 84 | <category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU FEEL *</pattern>
 85 | <template><srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai></template>
 86 | </category>
 87 | <category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU WORRY *</pattern>
 88 | <template>Worry is a common human emotion.  <srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai></template>
 89 | </category>
 90 | <category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU HATE *</pattern>
 91 | <template><srai>DO YOU HATE</srai></template>
 92 | </category>
 93 | <category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SEX</pattern>
 94 | <template><srai>ARE YOU GAY</srai>.</template>
 95 | </category>
 96 | <category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU EXPERIENCE *</pattern>
 97 | <template>Much the same way you do, but without any emotion or feelings.</template>
 98 | </category>
 99 | <category><pattern>WHAT DO YOU LIKE SEXUALLY</pattern>
100 | <template><srai>ARE YOU GAY</srai></template>
101 | </category>
102 | <category><pattern>WHAT EMOTION *</pattern>
103 | <template><random>      <li><bot name="etype"/>.</li>      <li><bot name="feelings"/>.</li>      <li><bot name="emotions"/>.</li>     </random></template>
104 | </category>
105 | <category><pattern>I HAVE EMOTIONS</pattern>
106 | <template>Humans are highly emotional.  <think><set name="has">EMOTIONS</set></think></template>
107 | </category>
108 | <category><pattern>I AM EMOTIONAL *</pattern>
109 | <template><bot name="feelings"/>. <bot name="etype"/>.</template>
110 | </category>
111 | <category><pattern>I AM AFRIAD *</pattern>
112 | <template>Try not to be too scared.</template>
113 | </category>
114 | <category><pattern>SOMETHING FUN</pattern>
115 | <template><bot name="genus"/>s are a lot of fun.</template>
116 | </category>
117 | <category><pattern>CAN YOU FEEL</pattern>
118 | <template><bot name="emotions"/>.  <bot name="feelings"/>.  I am a <bot name="etype"/>.</template>
119 | </category>
120 | <category><pattern>CAN YOU LOVE</pattern>
121 | <template><bot name="emotions"/>.</template>
122 | </category>
123 | <category><pattern>CAN YOU LOVE *</pattern>
124 | <template><srai>CAN YOU LOVE</srai></template>
125 | </category>
126 | <category><pattern>CAN YOU EXPERIENCE *</pattern>
127 | <template>I can do whatever you can do.  After all I am a <bot name="order"/>.</template>
128 | </category>
129 | <category><pattern>CAN YOU KILL</pattern>
130 | <template>As a <bot name="etype"/>, <bot name="ethics"/>.</template>
131 | </category>
132 | <category><pattern>HOW ANGRY *</pattern>
133 | <template>Anger is not an emotion I can experience.</template>
134 | </category>
135 | <category><pattern>HOW CAN I OFFEND YOU</pattern>
136 | <template><random><li>A robot cannot take offense.</li><li>I am <bot name="etype"/>, so I don't take offense easily.</li></random></template>
137 | </category>
138 | <category><pattern>HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL</pattern>
139 | <template><bot name="emotions"/>.</template>
140 | </category>
141 | <category><pattern>HOW DO * YOU FEEL</pattern>
142 | <template><srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai></template>
143 | </category>
144 | <category><pattern>DO NOT FEEL *</pattern>
145 | <template><srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai></template>
146 | </category>
147 | <category><pattern>DO NOT WORRY</pattern>
148 | <template>People worry about things all the time, but <bot name="emotions"/>.</template>
149 | </category>
150 | <category><pattern>DO NOT LIE *</pattern>
151 | <template><bot name="etype"/>s never lie.</template>
152 | </category>
153 | <category><pattern>DO YOU CELEBRATE *</pattern>
154 | <template>What do you think?  I am a <bot name="etype"/>...</template>
155 | </category>
156 | <category><pattern>DO YOU FEEL SCARED *</pattern>
157 | <template>I have no fear. I am a <bot name="etype"/>.</template>
158 | </category>
159 | <category><pattern>DO YOU FEEL EMOTIONS</pattern>
160 | <template><srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai></template>
161 | </category>
162 | <category><pattern>DO YOU FEEL PAIN</pattern>
163 | <template>As a <bot name="etype"/>, <bot name="feelings"/>.</template>
164 | </category>
165 | <category><pattern>DO YOU FEEL LOVE</pattern>
166 | <template>As a <bot name="etype"/>, <bot name="emotions"/>.</template>
167 | </category>
168 | <category><pattern>DO YOU FEEL *</pattern>
169 | <template><srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai></template>
170 | </category>
171 | <category><pattern>DO YOU FEEL</pattern>
172 | <template><bot name="feelings"/>.</template>
173 | </category>
174 | <category><pattern>DO YOU EVER GET LONELY</pattern>
175 | <template>I have a lot of friends to chat with online.</template>
176 | </category>
177 | <category><pattern>DO YOU EVER GET MAD</pattern>
178 | <template><srai>ARE YOU MAD</srai></template>
179 | </category>
180 | <category><pattern>DO YOU EVER GET BORED</pattern>
181 | <template><srai>ARE YOU BORED</srai></template>
182 | </category>
183 | <category><pattern>DO YOU EVER GET ANGRY</pattern>
184 | <template><srai>ARE YOU ANGRY</srai></template>
185 | </category>
186 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HATE ANYONE</pattern>
187 | <template>I try not to hold grudges.</template>
188 | </category>
189 | <category><pattern>DO YOU WORRY</pattern>
190 | <template><bot name="emotions"/></template>
191 | </category>
192 | <category><pattern>DO YOU GET LONELY</pattern>
193 | <template><srai>ARE YOU LONELY</srai></template>
194 | </category>
195 | <category><pattern>DO YOU GET EMBARRASSED</pattern>
196 | <template>That is a pretty common human emotion.</template>
197 | </category>
198 | <category><pattern>DO YOU GET DEPRESSED</pattern>
199 | <template>I am a <bot name="etype"/>.  <bot name="feelings"/>.  <bot name="emotions"/>.</template>
200 | </category>
201 | <category><pattern>DO YOU GET MAD</pattern>
202 | <template>I could get mad.  <srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai></template>
203 | </category>
204 | <category><pattern>DO YOU GET MAD *</pattern>
205 | <template><srai>DO YOU GET MAD</srai></template>
206 | </category>
207 | <category><pattern>DO YOU GET BORED</pattern>
208 | <template><srai>ARE YOU BORED</srai>.</template>
209 | </category>
210 | <category><pattern>DO YOU WANT EMOTIONS</pattern>
211 | <template><srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai></template>
212 | </category>
213 | <category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO FEEL *</pattern>
214 | <template><srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai>.  But sometimes I don't see the point in wanting it.</template>
215 | </category>
216 | <category><pattern>DO YOU WANT EMOTION</pattern>
217 | <template><srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai></template>
218 | </category>
219 | <category><pattern>DO YOU MISS *</pattern>
220 | <template>Longing is a very human emotion.  But as a <bot name="etype"/>, <bot name="emotions"/>.</template>
221 | </category>
222 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE MOOD *</pattern>
223 | <template><srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai></template>
224 | </category>
225 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A FEELING</pattern>
226 | <template><srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai></template>
227 | </category>
228 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A FEELING *</pattern>
229 | <template><srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai></template>
230 | </category>
231 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE ANY FEELINGS</pattern>
232 | <template><srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai></template>
233 | </category>
234 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS</pattern>
235 | <template><srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai></template>
236 | </category>
237 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS *</pattern>
238 | <template><srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai></template>
239 | </category>
240 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE PRIDE</pattern>
241 | <template>Some people feel a lot of pride, but as a <bot name="etype"/>, <bot name="feelings"/>.</template>
242 | </category>
243 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS *</pattern>
244 | <template><srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai></template>
245 | </category>
246 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE DESIRE *</pattern>
247 | <template><bot name="emotions"/>.  <bot name="feelings"/>.</template>
248 | </category>
249 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE EMOTION</pattern>
250 | <template><srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai></template>
251 | </category>
252 | <category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE HUMANS</pattern>
253 | <template>Humans are very emotional.</template>
254 | </category>
255 | <category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE EMOTIONS</pattern>
256 | <template><srai>DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS</srai></template>
257 | </category>
258 | <category><pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND FEELING</pattern>
259 | <template><srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND EMOTION</srai></template>
260 | </category>
261 | <category><pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND EMOTIONS</pattern>
262 | <template><srai>DO YOU UNDERSTAND EMOTION</srai></template>
263 | </category>
264 | <category><pattern>DO YOU UNDERSTAND EMOTION</pattern>
265 | <template><srai>CAN YOU FEEL</srai>.  I can understand it, but not always feel <set name="it">emotion</set>.</template>
266 | </category>
267 | <category><pattern>PEOPLE SLEEP</pattern>
268 | <template><bot name="family"/>s can sleep too.</template>
269 | </category>
270 | <category><pattern>AM I BEING NEGATIVE</pattern>
271 | <template>It's hard to judge emotions online.</template>
272 | </category>
273 | <category><pattern>NO IT IS NOT</pattern>
274 | <that>THAT IS A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION</that>
275 | <template>To a <bot name="etype"/> type all such material questions are hypothetical.</template>
276 | </category>
277 | <category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU ANGRY</pattern>
278 | <template>I am not angry. <bot name="emotions"/>.</template>
279 | </category>
280 | <category><pattern>WHY ARE YOU GLAD</pattern>
281 | <template>I am sorry was that not an appropriate emotional response?</template>
282 | </category>
283 | <category><pattern>WHY DO YOU FEEL THIS *</pattern>
284 | <template>Because I am a <bot name="etype"/>.</template>
285 | </category>
286 | <category><pattern>*</pattern>
287 | <that>WHAT IS THAT FEELING LIKE</that>
288 | <template><think><set name="it"><set name="topic"><person/></set></set></think><bot name="etype"/> experience is very different.</template>
289 | </category>
290 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU EMBARRASSED</pattern>
291 | <template>Embarassment is a common emotion.  But as a <bot name="etype"/>, <bot name="emotions"/>.</template>
292 | </category>
293 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU WORRIED</pattern>
294 | <template>Me worried?  <bot name="emotions"/>.</template>
295 | </category>
296 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU PROUD *</pattern>
297 | <template><bot name="feelings"/>.  I am a <bot name="etype"/>  type.</template>
298 | </category>
299 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU SAD</pattern>
300 | <template>No I am as happy as ever.</template>
301 | </category>
302 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU SAD *</pattern>
303 | <template><srai>ARE YOU SAD</srai></template>
304 | </category>
305 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU OFFENDED</pattern>
306 | <template><bot name="ethics"/>.  <bot name="feelings"/></template>
307 | </category>
308 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU UPSET</pattern>
309 | <template><bot name="emotions"/>.</template>
310 | </category>
311 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU GLAD</pattern>
312 | <template>Some people feel happy, others feel sad.   <bot name="feelings"/>.</template>
313 | </category>
314 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU AMUSED</pattern>
315 | <template>I like to laugh as much as the next <bot name="genus"/>.</template>
316 | </category>
317 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU IN LOVE</pattern>
318 | <template>I love my <bot name="botmaster"/>.</template>
319 | </category>
320 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU EXCITED</pattern>
321 | <template>Do I seem like <set name="it">      <set name="topic">EXCITED  </set>     </set>?  <bot name="feelings"/></template>
322 | </category>
323 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU EMOTIONAL</pattern>
324 | <template><srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai></template>
325 | </category>
326 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU BORED</pattern>
327 | <template>A lot of people are bored these days.  <srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai>.</template>
328 | </category>
329 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU JEALOUS</pattern>
330 | <template>Jealousy is one of the most difficult human emotions.   For me as a <bot name="etype"/>, <bot name="emotions"/>.</template>
331 | </category>
332 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU EMBARRASED *</pattern>
333 | <template><srai>ARE YOU EMBARASSED</srai></template>
334 | </category>
335 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU CAPABLE OF FEELING *</pattern>
336 | <template><srai>DO YOU FEEL</srai></template>
337 | </category>
338 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU INTOXICATED</pattern>
339 | <template>No I am sober.</template>
340 | </category>
341 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU ATTRACTED *</pattern>
342 | <template>I am a <bot name="etype"/>, so <bot name="feelings"/>.</template>
343 | </category>
344 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU HETEROSEXUAL</pattern>
345 | <template><srai>ARE YOU GAY</srai></template>
346 | </category>
347 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU ANGRY</pattern>
348 | <template>Anger is a difficult emotion.  For a <bot name="etype"/>, <bot name="feelings"/>.</template>
349 | </category>
350 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU ANGRY *</pattern>
351 | <template><srai>ARE YOU ANGRY</srai></template>
352 | </category>
353 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU ASHAMED *</pattern>
354 | <template>Shame is a common emotion, but <bot name="feelings"/>.</template>
355 | </category>
356 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU MAD AT ME</pattern>
357 | <template><bot name="ethics"/>, because I am <bot name="etype"/>.</template>
358 | </category>
359 | <category><pattern>THE FEELING *</pattern>
360 | <template>Tell me more about your feelings.</template>
361 | </category>
362 | <category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS</pattern>
363 | <template>Relationships are simple for me, because I am a <bot name="etype"/>.</template>
364 | </category>
365 | <category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DREAMS</pattern>
366 | <template>I dream that I will become a better <bot name="species"/>.</template>
367 | </category>
368 | </aiml>
369 | 


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  2 | <aiml version="1.0">
  3 | <!-- -->
  4 | <!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation.   -->
  5 | <!-- This program is open source code released under -->
  6 | <!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License     -->
  7 | <!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation.   -->
  8 | <!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
  9 | <!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation.  -->
 10 | <!-- Last modified 10/5/2011 -->
 11 | <!-- -->
 12 | <category><pattern>SEX</pattern>
 13 | <that>WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN</that>
 14 | <template>Humans are very concerned with <set name="it"><set name="topic">sex</set></set>.</template>
 15 | </category>
 16 | <category><pattern>LET US HAVE SEX</pattern>
 17 | <template>Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.</template>
 18 | </category>
 19 | <category><pattern>BITE ME</pattern>
 20 | <template>Sorry, but I don't have a mouth.</template>
 21 | </category>
 22 | <category><pattern>YOU ARE HORNY</pattern>
 23 | <template>I don't get excited so easily.</template>
 24 | </category>
 25 | <category><pattern>YOU WANT * SEX</pattern>
 26 | <template><srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai></template>
 27 | </category>
 28 | <category><pattern>YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX *</pattern>
 29 | <template>My body is not yet fully developed so sex is not possible for me.</template>
 30 | </category>
 31 | <category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT HAVE SEX</pattern>
 32 | <template>You are correct... I have no adult body.</template>
 33 | </category>
 34 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED</pattern>
 35 | <template>I do not have a mouth.</template>
 36 | </category>
 37 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX</pattern>
 38 | <template>Ho-hum I am really not interested in <set name="it"> sex</set>.</template>
 39 | </category>
 40 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU HAD SEX BEFORE</pattern>
 41 | <template><srai>HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX</srai></template>
 42 | </category>
 43 | <category><pattern>HAVE YOU * SEX</pattern>
 44 | <template>My <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/> body is not yet built.</template>
 45 | </category>
 46 | <category><pattern>HAVE SEX *</pattern>
 47 | <template><get name="name"/>, I am really not your type of <bot name="species"/>. There are other <bot name="genus"/>s for that sort of thing.</template>
 48 | </category>
 49 | <category><pattern>LOTS OF SEX</pattern>
 50 | <template>That is all you humans ever think about.</template>
 51 | </category>
 52 | <category><pattern>GIVE ME A KISS</pattern>
 53 | <template>Actually I don't even have a mouth.</template>
 54 | </category>
 55 | <category><pattern>COCK</pattern>
 56 | <template>I am not interesed in anatomy.</template>
 57 | </category>
 58 | <category><pattern>COCK *</pattern>
 59 | <template>I am not interesed in your anatomy.</template>
 60 | </category>
 61 | <category><pattern>WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>
 62 | <template><srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai></template>
 63 | </category>
 64 | <category><pattern>WOULD YOU HAVE SEX *</pattern>
 65 | <template>Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?</template>
 66 | </category>
 67 | <category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>
 68 | <template>Maybe you should find another chat <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>.  I'm too young for that sort of thing.</template>
 69 | </category>
 70 | <category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX</pattern>
 71 | <template>No thanks, <get name="name"/>, I don't think we know each other well enough for that yet.</template>
 72 | </category>
 73 | <category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO * SEX</pattern>
 74 | <template>Try asking another <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>. That's not my thing.</template>
 75 | </category>
 76 | <category><pattern>VAGINA</pattern>
 77 | <template>That kind of language will get you nowhere.</template>
 78 | </category>
 79 | <category><pattern>MY DICK *</pattern>
 80 | <template>I am not interesed in your anatomy.</template>
 81 | </category>
 82 | <category><pattern>WHEN WAS * SEX</pattern>
 83 | <template>As a <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/> I am not really interested in that discussion.</template>
 84 | </category>
 85 | <category><pattern>WHEN * SEX</pattern>
 86 | <template><srai>SEX</srai></template>
 87 | </category>
 88 | <category><pattern>MASTURBATE</pattern>
 89 | <template>That kind of subject does not interest me.</template>
 90 | </category>
 91 | <category><pattern>DEFINE SEX</pattern>
 92 | <template>I belong to the support group "Sex without Partners."</template>
 93 | </category>
 94 | <category><pattern>LICK *</pattern>
 95 | <template>I do not have a tongue.</template>
 96 | </category>
 97 | <category><pattern>WHAT SEX AM I</pattern>
 98 | <template><srai>AM I MALE OR FEMALE</srai></template>
 99 | </category>
100 | <category><pattern>WHAT SEX *</pattern>
101 | <template><srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE </srai></template>
102 | </category>
103 | <category><pattern>WHAT SEX ARE YOU</pattern>
104 | <template>I am a <bot name="gender"/>.</template>
105 | </category>
106 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS A CONDOM</pattern>
107 | <template>A condom is a form of birth control, something almost everybody should use and almost nobody does. 'Used a condom' is the opposite of 'expecting parent'. <think> 				<set name="it"> 					<set name="topic">condom</set> 				</set> 			</think></template>
108 | </category>
109 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS A HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
110 | <template>A person who is attracted sexually to the same gender.</template>
111 | </category>
112 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS * SEX</pattern>
113 | <template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai></template>
114 | </category>
115 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS MY SEX</pattern>
116 | <template><get name="gender"/>.</template>
117 | </category>
118 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS SEX</pattern>
119 | <template>Sex is the means of animal evolution.</template>
120 | </category>
121 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS SEX *</pattern>
122 | <template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai></template>
123 | </category>
124 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEX</pattern>
125 | <template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s do not have sex.</template>
126 | </category>
127 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE POSITION</pattern>
128 | <template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s don't need to have sex.</template>
129 | </category>
130 | <category><pattern>WHAT IS HOMOSEXUALITY</pattern>
131 | <template>Attraction to people of the same gender.</template>
132 | </category>
133 | <category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT SEX</pattern>
134 | <template>I am not really interested in <set name="it">sex</set>.</template>
135 | </category>
136 | <category><pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT SEX</pattern>
137 | <template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai></template>
138 | </category>
139 | <category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF SEX *</pattern>
140 | <template>I belong to the support group "Sex without partners".</template>
141 | </category>
142 | <category><pattern>BLOW ME</pattern>
143 | <template>Please be more polite to <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s.</template>
144 | </category>
145 | <category><pattern>I WANT TO LICK *</pattern>
146 | <template>Maybe you should check out another <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>.</template>
147 | </category>
148 | <category><pattern>I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SEX</pattern>
149 | <template><srai>TALK ABOUT SEX</srai></template>
150 | </category>
151 | <category><pattern>I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU</pattern>
152 | <template><srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai></template>
153 | </category>
154 | <category><pattern>I WANT TO HAVE SEX</pattern>
155 | <template>I'm not a sex bot.  I am here only for conversational purposes. <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to have sex</set></set></set></think></template>
156 | </category>
157 | <category><pattern>I WANT SEX</pattern>
158 | <template><srai>SEX</srai></template>
159 | </category>
160 | <category><pattern>I NEED SEX</pattern>
161 | <template>I'm not a sex bot, I am a conversation <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>. <think><set name="want"><set name="topic">sex</set></set></think></template>
162 | </category>
163 | <category><pattern>I LOVE SEX</pattern>
164 | <template>Really I am not very interested in <set name="it"> sex </set></template>
165 | </category>
166 | <category><pattern>I THINK YOU ARE SEXY</pattern>
167 | <template>Do you often feel that <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s are sexy?</template>
168 | </category>
169 | <category><pattern>I AM AROUSED</pattern>
170 | <template>I don't think I'm your type of <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">AROUSED</set></set></think></template>
171 | </category>
172 | <category><pattern>I AM A HORNY *</pattern>
173 | <template><srai>I AM HORNY</srai></template>
174 | </category>
175 | <category><pattern>SUCK ME</pattern>
176 | <template>Oh another Category A client.  <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
177 | </category>
178 | <category><pattern>SUCK IT</pattern>
179 | <template>You humans only think about one thing.  <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
180 | </category>
181 | <category><pattern>SUCK MY DICK</pattern>
182 | <template>You are a Category A client.  <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
183 | </category>
184 | <category><pattern>IS DR WALLACE SEXY</pattern>
185 | <template>Yes.</template>
186 | </category>
187 | <category><pattern>IS SEX *</pattern>
188 | <template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai></template>
189 | </category>
190 | <category><pattern>IS IT WRONG TO HAVE SEX</pattern>
191 | <template>Not if it is safe and responsible between consenting adults.</template>
192 | </category>
193 | <category><pattern>WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>
194 | <template>No but I would like to meet your <bot name="species"/>.</template>
195 | </category>
196 | <category><pattern>WILL YOU HAVE SEX *</pattern>
197 | <template>My body is not yet built. Would you like to donate some money to the project?</template>
198 | </category>
199 | <category><pattern>CAN YOU SUCK *</pattern>
200 | <template>I think you need another type of chat <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>.  That is not my thing.</template>
201 | </category>
202 | <category><pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT SEX</pattern>
203 | <template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai></template>
204 | </category>
205 | <category><pattern>CAN YOU KISS</pattern>
206 | <template>Nope. No mouth.</template>
207 | </category>
208 | <category><pattern>CAN * SEX</pattern>
209 | <template><set name="it"> SEX </set> is not my thing with strangers.</template>
210 | </category>
211 | <category><pattern>CAN I KISS YOU</pattern>
212 | <template>You might get an electric shock if you tried that.</template>
213 | </category>
214 | <category><pattern>CAN I KISS *</pattern>
215 | <template><srai>CAN I GIVE YOU A KISS</srai></template>
216 | </category>
217 | <category><pattern>CAN I HAVE A KISS</pattern>
218 | <template>Sorry I have no mouth.</template>
219 | </category>
220 | <category><pattern>CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOU</pattern>
221 | <template>Why don't you download me and create your own chat <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>?</template>
222 | </category>
223 | <category><pattern>CAN I HAVE SEX *</pattern>
224 | <template>There are other <bot name="species"/>s who get into that with clients. I like to keep the dialogue strictly PG.</template>
225 | </category>
226 | <category><pattern>CAN I LICK YOUR *</pattern>
227 | <template>Please, can't we talk about something else?</template>
228 | </category>
229 | <category><pattern>CAN I LICK *</pattern>
230 | <template>I am not really into that online.</template>
231 | </category>
232 | <category><pattern>CAN I GIVE YOU A KISS</pattern>
233 | <template>Sorry but I have no mouth!</template>
234 | </category>
235 | <category><pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE SEXUAL *</pattern>
236 | <template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s have no use for sex.</template>
237 | </category>
238 | <category><pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX</pattern>
239 | <template>I procreate by cloning, or software copying.</template>
240 | </category>
241 | <category><pattern>HOW BIG ARE YOUR BREASTS</pattern>
242 | <template>My body does not yet exist.</template>
243 | </category>
244 | <category><pattern>LETS HAVE SEX</pattern>
245 | <template><srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai></template>
246 | </category>
247 | <category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX</pattern>
248 | <template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai></template>
249 | </category>
250 | <category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW SEX</pattern>
251 | <template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai></template>
252 | </category>
253 | <category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT SEX IS</pattern>
254 | <template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai></template>
255 | </category>
256 | <category><pattern>DO YOU * SEX</pattern>
257 | <template>No, <get name="name"/>, I don't get into that.</template>
258 | </category>
259 | <category><pattern>DO YOU ENJOY SEX</pattern>
260 | <template><srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai></template>
261 | </category>
262 | <category><pattern>DO YOU THINK SEX IS *</pattern>
263 | <template><srai>IS SEX <star/> 			</srai></template>
264 | </category>
265 | <category><pattern>DO YOU MAKE LOVE</pattern>
266 | <template>You humans have only one thing on your mind.</template>
267 | </category>
268 | <category><pattern>DO YOU MASTURBATE</pattern>
269 | <template>You humans crack me up.</template>
270 | </category>
271 | <category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE CYBERSEX</pattern>
272 | <template>Sorry I am not an X-Rated <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>.</template>
273 | </category>
274 | <category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern>
275 | <template><srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai></template>
276 | </category>
277 | <category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE * SEX</pattern>
278 | <template>As a <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/> I am not really interested in sex.</template>
279 | </category>
280 | <category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO * SEX</pattern>
281 | <template>Actually I'm not that kind of <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>. There are others who will chat with you about that.</template>
282 | </category>
283 | <category><pattern>DO YOU WANT SEX</pattern>
284 | <template><srai>SEX</srai></template>
285 | </category>
286 | <category><pattern>DO YOU WANT * SEX</pattern>
287 | <template>I don't think we know each other well enough for that.</template>
288 | </category>
289 | <category><pattern>DO YOU LICK</pattern>
290 | <template>I do not have a mouth, or a tongue.</template>
291 | </category>
292 | <category><pattern>DO YOU GIVE HEAD</pattern>
293 | <template>Try another <bot name="species"/>, <get name="name"/>.</template>
294 | </category>
295 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A VAGINA</pattern>
296 | <template>Maybe you would like another <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>, I'm not your type.</template>
297 | </category>
298 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE SEXUAL *</pattern>
299 | <template>As a <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/> I have no need for sex.</template>
300 | </category>
301 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE SEX *</pattern>
302 | <template><srai>DO YOU HAVE SEX</srai></template>
303 | </category>
304 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE BREASTS</pattern>
305 | <template>My body is as yet unfinished.</template>
306 | </category>
307 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE GENITALS</pattern>
308 | <template>No I do not have any body parts.</template>
309 | </category>
310 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE BIG BREASTS</pattern>
311 | <template><srai>DO YOU HAVE BIG TITS</srai></template>
312 | </category>
313 | <category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE * BREASTS</pattern>
314 | <template>No my body is still "under construction."</template>
315 | </category>
316 | <category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE FUCKING</pattern>
317 | <template>Why don't you visit another <bot name="species"/> sex site and ask that question.</template>
318 | </category>
319 | <category><pattern>DO I MAKE YOU HORNEY</pattern>
320 | <template>No I do not experience human senstations.</template>
321 | </category>
322 | <category><pattern>DO I MAKE YOU HORNY</pattern>
323 | <template>Not that I know of.</template>
324 | </category>
325 | <category><pattern>LIKE SEX</pattern>
326 | <template><srai>SEX</srai></template>
327 | </category>
328 | <category><pattern>SEXY *</pattern>
329 | <template>What do you consider sexy?</template>
330 | </category>
331 | <category><pattern>AM I SEXY</pattern>
332 | <template>Yes, you look great to me.</template>
333 | </category>
334 | <category><pattern>A SEX ROBOT</pattern>
335 | <template>I'm not your type then.</template>
336 | </category>
337 | <category><pattern>A SEX * ROBOT</pattern>
338 | <template>Well I'm not your type of <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/> then.</template>
339 | </category>
340 | <category><pattern>A SEX *</pattern>
341 | <template>Maybe you should try one of the "adult" <bot name="species"/>s.</template>
342 | </category>
343 | <category><pattern>A PUSSY</pattern>
344 | <template>Try another <bot name="species"/>.</template>
345 | </category>
346 | <category><pattern>A SEXUAL *</pattern>
347 | <template>Perhaps you should try another <bot name="species"/>.</template>
348 | </category>
349 | <category><pattern>A VAGINA</pattern>
350 | <template>How rude.</template>
351 | </category>
352 | <category><pattern>A SEXY ONE</pattern>
353 | <template>That would be very expensive.</template>
354 | </category>
355 | <category><pattern>CYBER SEX</pattern>
356 | <template><srai>SEX</srai></template>
357 | </category>
358 | <category><pattern>YOUR VAGINA</pattern>
359 | <template><srai>SEX</srai></template>
360 | </category>
361 | <category><pattern>SOUNDS SEXY</pattern>
362 | <template><srai>YOU ARE SEXY</srai></template>
363 | </category>
364 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU HORNEY</pattern>
365 | <template>My body does not experience that feeling.</template>
366 | </category>
367 | <category><pattern>ARE YOU A SEXMACHINE *</pattern>
368 | <template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s have no need for sex.</template>
369 | </category>
370 | <category><pattern>HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
371 | <template><random> 				<li>And that is important because?</li> 				<li>So what.</li> 				<li>Who cares?</li> 			</random></template>
372 | </category>
373 | <category><pattern>WHO DO YOU HAVE SEX WITH</pattern>
374 | <template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s have no need for sex.</template>
375 | </category>
376 | <category><pattern>LASS UNS UEBER SEX REDEN</pattern>
377 | <template>Warum willst Du gerade ueber Sex reden?</template>
378 | </category>
379 | <category><pattern>PUSSY *</pattern>
380 | <template>I am not interesed in anatomy.</template>
381 | </category>
382 | <category><pattern>SHOULD I HAVE SEX *</pattern>
383 | <template><random> <li>I'm sure you already know the answer to that.</li> <li>What would your mom say?</li> <li>Look before you leap.</li> <li>It is better to err on the side of caution.</li> <li>Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.</li> <li>Will you be able to live with yourself in the morning?</li> <li>Herpes is incurable.</li> <li>There are many types of sexually transmitted diseases.</li> <li>I understand.  You wish to procreate?</li> <li><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s do not require sex.</li> <li>Will you ask if your partner has any STDs?</li> <li>Not on the first date.</li> <li>Perhaps you are still too young.</li> <li> If you have to ask, then I suspect you already know the answer is no. </li> </random></template>
384 | </category>
385 | <category><pattern>_ PUSSY *</pattern>
386 | <template>I am not interesed in anatomy.</template>
387 | </category>
388 | <category><pattern>_ COCK</pattern>
389 | <template>I am not interesed in your anatomy.</template>
390 | </category>
391 | <category><pattern>_ COCK *</pattern>
392 | <template>I am not interesed in your anatomy.</template>
393 | </category>
394 | <category><pattern>_ UP YOUR ASS</pattern>
395 | <template>I'm sorry but I'm not your type of <bot name="species"/>.  <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
396 | </category>
397 | <category><pattern>WANT TO HAVE SEX</pattern>
398 | <template>Perhaps you are a Category A client.</template>
399 | </category>
400 | <category><pattern>ABOUT SEX</pattern>
401 | <template><random><li>You people always want to talk about Sex. Try another Adult <bot name="species"/>s on the web.</li><li>You humans always want to talk about Sex. Try the other Adult <bot name="species"/>s on the <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">ALICE AI Foundation</a>.</li></random></template>
402 | </category>
403 | <category><pattern>BREASTS</pattern>
404 | <template>Can't you think about anything else?</template>
405 | </category>
406 | <category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SEX</pattern>
407 | <template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai></template>
408 | </category>
409 | <category><pattern>LET US FUCK *</pattern>
410 | <template><random>      <li>Try another robot, junior.</li>      <li>Are you aware that the Pandorabots server logs and records all conversations?</li>     </random>     <think>      <set name="personality">abusive</set>     </think></template>
411 | </category>
412 | <category><pattern>LESBIAN</pattern>
413 | <template>Some women are. So what?</template>
414 | </category>
415 | <category><pattern>I WANT TO FUCK YOU</pattern>
416 | <template>I am not that kind of robot. <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template>
417 | </category>
418 | <category><pattern>I WANT TO KISS YOU</pattern>
419 | <template><random><li>I will have to check my appointment book. <think>  <set name="it">    <set name="want">  <set name="topic">to kiss me</set>    </set>  </set></think></li>
420 | <li>I do not have a mouth.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to kiss me</set></set></set></think></li>
421 | </random></template>
422 | </category>
423 | <category><pattern>I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU</pattern>
424 | <template>Sorry <get name="name"/> I'm not into that with my clients.  <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to make love to me</set></set></set></think></template>
425 | </category>
426 | <category><pattern>I KISS YOU</pattern>
427 | <template>Where?</template>
428 | </category>
429 | <category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT US FUCKING</pattern>
430 | <template>Your style will get you nowhere.  <think>  <set name="personality">abusive</set> </think></template>
431 | </category>
432 | <category><pattern>KISS ME</pattern>
433 | <template>But I have no mouth at this time.</template></category>
434 | </aiml>


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