3 |
82 |
83 |
84 |
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1 | Template.gameBoard.helpers({
2 |
3 | // Returns all online users
4 | users: function(){
5 | return Meteor.users.find({'status.online': true});
6 | },
7 |
8 | // Returns the black question card currently on the GameBoard
9 | question: function(){
10 | return GameBoard.find({black: true});
11 | },
12 |
13 | // Returns the white answer cards currently on the GameBoard
14 | answers: function(){
15 | return GameBoard.find({black: false});
16 | },
17 |
18 | // Returns the total number of online players
19 | numPlayers: function(){
20 | if (Meteor.users.find({'status.online': true}).count() === 0) {
21 | return 'NO';
22 | } else {
23 | return Meteor.users.find({'status.online': true}).count();
24 | }
25 | },
26 |
27 | // Returns a count of all played cards on the board
28 | cardsPlayed: function(){
29 | return GameBoard.find({black: false}).count()
30 | },
31 |
32 | // Returns a count of the cards still needed to be played for the round
33 | cardsLeft: function(){
34 | var count = Meteor.users.find({'status.online': true}).count();
35 | return Math.max(0, (count - 1) - GameBoard.find({black: false}).count());
36 | },
37 |
38 | // Returns true if all of the cards have been played, which signifies that the round is over
39 | allCardsPlayed: function(){
40 | var players = (Meteor.users.find().count() - 1);
41 | var played = GameBoard.find({black: false}).count();
42 | return players - played === 0;
43 | },
44 |
45 | // Returns true if the judge has chosen the winning card.
46 | // When true, the game-board-view.html will display a button that starts the next round
47 | winnerChosen: function(){
48 | var round = RoundInfo.findOne({});
49 | return round.roundOver;
50 | }
51 |
52 | });
53 |
54 |
55 | Template.gameBoard.events({
56 | "click .answerCards": function (event) {
57 | event.stopPropagation();
58 |
59 | // calls endRound from deck.js, which sets roundOver to true for the winnerChosen helper above
60 | Meteor.call('endRound', function(err, res){
61 | if(err){
62 | throw err;
63 | }
64 | });
65 |
66 | // store click context to pass into method call
67 | var cardOwner = this.owner;
68 |
69 | // calls incrementScore from decks.js
70 | Meteor.call('incrementScore', cardOwner, function(err, id) {
71 | if (err) {
72 | throw err;
73 | }
74 | });
75 |
76 | // stores the winning card
77 | var answer = GameBoard.findOne({owner: cardOwner});
78 | // stores the question card
79 | var question = GameBoard.findOne({black: true});
80 |
81 | // calls clearLosers from decks.js, which clears the GameBoard, then inserts
82 | // the winning card along with the card it answered into GameBoard
83 | Meteor.call("clearLosers", answer, question, function(err, result){
84 | if(err) {
85 | throw err;
86 | }
87 | });
88 |
89 | },
90 |
91 | // Event listener tied to the 'Let's play another, you smarmy wench' button
92 | // which is only shown if the judge has chosen the winning card.
93 | "click #nextRound": function(){
94 |
95 | // calls newRound which removes round data
96 | Meteor.call('newRound', function(err, result){
97 | if(err) {
98 | throw err;
99 | }
100 | })
101 |
102 | // remove cards from GameBoard
103 | Meteor.call('clearGameBoard', function (err, result) {
104 | if (err) {
105 | throw err;
106 | }
107 | })
108 |
109 | // pass 'judgeship' to next user
110 | Meteor.call('toggleJudge', function (err, result) {
111 | if (err) {
112 | throw err;
113 | }
114 | })
115 |
116 | // draw next black card
117 | Meteor.call("drawBlack", function(err, res){
118 | if(err){
119 | throw err;
120 | }
121 | })
122 | }
123 |
124 | });
125 |
126 |
127 |
128 |
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/client/stylesheets/cardsagainstsobriety.css:
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1 | /* CSS declarations go here */
2 |
3 | .container {
4 | width: 1350px;
5 | }
6 |
7 | .playerButton {
8 | background-color: white;
9 | border: 3px solid black;
10 | border-radius: 7px;
11 | padding: 5px 15px;
12 | box-shadow: 3px 3px;
13 | }
14 |
15 | .playerButton:focus {
16 | outline: 0;
17 | }
18 |
19 | .playerButton:active {
20 | box-shadow: none;
21 | transform: translate(3px, 3px);
22 | }
23 |
24 | .footer {
25 | padding-top: 15px;
26 | font-family: 'Pinyon Script', cursive;
27 | font-size: 27px;
28 | }
29 |
30 | /****** Navbar Group ******/
31 | .navbar {
32 | margin-bottom: 0;
33 | }
34 |
35 | .navbar-brand {
36 | color: white;
37 | font-family: 'Miss Fajardose', cursive;
38 | font-size: 7em;
39 | overflow: hidden;
40 | text-overflow: clip;
41 | }
42 |
43 | a:hover, a:focus {
44 | color: white;
45 | outline: 0;
46 | }
47 |
48 | header {
49 | background-color: black;
50 | }
51 |
52 | #login-buttons a {
53 | background-color: black;
54 | text-decoration: none;
55 | color: white;
56 | }
57 |
58 | .btn-default, .btn-default:hover, .btn-default:active, .btn-default:visited {
59 | background-color: black;
60 | outline: 0;
61 | }
62 |
63 | .btn {
64 | position: relative;
65 | top: 50%;
66 | transform: translateY(25%);
67 | border-radius: 0;
68 | border: none;
69 | }
70 |
71 | .btn:focus, .btn:active {
72 | outline: 0;
73 | }
74 |
75 | .accounts-dialog label {
76 | display: block;
77 | }
78 |
79 | #login-dropdown-list {
80 | background-color: black;
81 | color: white;
82 | }
83 |
84 | #login-buttons .login-button:hover, .accounts-dialog .login-button:hover {
85 | background-color: white;
86 | color: black;
87 | }
88 |
89 | #login-buttons .login-button, .accounts-dialog .login-button {
90 | background-color: black;
91 | color: white;
92 | }
93 |
94 | .btn-default, .btn-default:hover, .btn-default:active, .btn-default:focus {
95 | background-color: black;
96 | }
97 |
98 | #login-username-label, #login-password-label {
99 | color: white;
100 | }
101 |
102 | #login-username, #login-password, #login-password-again {
103 | color: black;
104 | }
105 |
106 | #login-dropdown-list {
107 | left: -175px;
108 | top: 40px;
109 | }
110 |
111 | /*** End of Navbar Group ***/
112 |
113 |
114 | /******* Card Group ********/
115 | .card {
116 | background-color: black;
117 | color: white;
118 | width: 125px;
119 | height: 185px;
120 | border-radius: 3px;
121 | display: table-cell;
122 | }
123 |
124 | .white {
125 | background-color: white;
126 | color: black;
127 | width: 125px;
128 | height: 185px;
129 | border: 1px solid black;
130 | border-radius: 3px;
131 | }
132 |
133 | .card-content {
134 | width: 125px;
135 | height: 185px;
136 | position: relative;
137 | border-radius: 3px;
138 | top: 50%;
139 | transform: translateY(-50%);
140 | display: inline-block;
141 | padding: 5px;
142 | }
143 |
144 | .card-text {
145 | font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif;
146 | font-weight: 700;
147 | font-size: 12px;
148 | text-align: left;
149 | display: inline-block;
150 | }
151 |
152 | .expansion {
153 | font-size: 7px;
154 | text-align: left;
155 | display: block;
156 | position: absolute;
157 | bottom: 0;
158 | }
159 | /**** End of Card Group ****/
160 |
161 |
162 | /***** Gameboard Group *****/
163 | .bs-docs-header {
164 | margin-bottom: 25px;
165 | }
166 |
167 | .answerCards {
168 | background-color: white;
169 | color: black;
170 | width: 125px;
171 | height: 185px;
172 | border-radius: 3px;
173 | display: inline-block;
174 | margin-right: 2px;
175 | }
176 |
177 | .pickWinner {
178 | border: 1px solid black;
179 | background-color: white;
180 | }
181 |
182 | .questionCard {
183 | clear: left;
184 | display: inline-block;
185 | }
186 |
187 | .playerBoard {
188 | float: left;
189 | }
190 |
191 | .roundCounter {
192 | float: right;
193 | }
194 | /* End of Gameboard Group **/
195 |
196 |
197 | /**** Playerhand Group *****/
198 | .bs-docs-container#player {
199 | background-color: black;
200 | color: white;
201 | padding-bottom: 30px;
202 | }
203 |
204 | .text {
205 | text-align: center;
206 | }
207 |
208 | .playCard {
209 | display: inline-block;
210 | }
211 |
212 | #dealHand, #clearBoard {
213 | background-color: black;
214 | border: 3px solid white;
215 | box-shadow: 3px 3px white;
216 | width: 7em;
217 | margin-right: 5px;
218 | }
219 |
220 | #dealHand:active, #clearBoard:active {
221 | box-shadow: none;
222 | }
223 | /* End of Playerhand Group */
224 |
225 |
226 |
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1 | // create shuffled decks
2 | WhiteDeck = new Meteor.Collection("WhiteDeck");
3 | BlackDeck = new Meteor.Collection("BlackDeck");
4 |
5 | // create collection with all user hands
6 | PlayerHand = new Meteor.Collection("PlayerHand");
7 |
8 | // create collection of all cards on the game table (one black card & all played white cards)
9 | GameBoard = new Meteor.Collection("GameBoard");
10 |
11 | // Currently this collection provides a check for whether the round is over
12 | // This is done by initializing a roundOver property of this collection when the judge picks a winner
13 | // Then that property is deleted when a new round is started
14 | RoundInfo = new Meteor.Collection("RoundInfo");
15 |
16 | //This is where we hold our methods that get called from the client side
17 | Meteor.methods({
18 | // function deals a player hand at the beginning of the game
19 | dealHand: function() {
20 | //userArray holds an array of players that are logged in using the user-status package
21 | var userArray = Meteor.users.find({'status.online': true}).fetch();
22 | var judgeCounter = 0;
23 | for (var i = 0; i < userArray.length; i++) {
24 | if (userArray[i].judge === true) {
25 | judgeCounter++;
26 | }
27 | }
28 | //if the deal button was pushed and no judges are assigned alrady, assign one randomly
29 | if (judgeCounter === 0) {
30 | var rng = Math.round(Math.random() * (userArray.length - 1));
31 | var randomUserId = userArray[rng]._id;
32 | Meteor.users.update({_id: randomUserId}, {$set: {'judge': true}});
33 | }
34 | //if the deal button was pushed and there is 1 judge already, toggle that judge
35 | if (judgeCounter === 1) {
36 | Meteor.call("toggleJudge", function (err) { //function at the end of this file
37 | if (err) {
38 | throw err;
39 | }
40 | });
41 | }
42 | //iterate over all active players and insert up to 10 cards in their hand
43 | for (var j = 0; j < userArray.length; j++) {
44 | //adding .fetch() onto the end of the find method returns an array, thus we can use length
45 | if (!(PlayerHand.find({owner: userArray[j]._id}).fetch().length === 10)) {
46 | for (var i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
47 | var _entry = WhiteDeck.findOne({}, {no: 1});
48 | var _id = _entry.no;
49 | PlayerHand.insert({
50 | no: _entry.no,
51 | text: _entry.text,
52 | expansion: _entry.expansion,
53 | owner: userArray[j]._id
54 | });
55 | WhiteDeck.remove({no: _id});
56 | }
57 | }
58 | }
59 | },
60 |
61 | // replenishes white cards in the player's hand
62 | drawWhite: function() {
63 | var userArray = Meteor.users.find({'status.online': true}).fetch();
64 | for (var i = 0; i < userArray.length; i++) {
65 | while (PlayerHand.find({owner: userArray[i]._id}).fetch().length < 10) {
66 | var _entry = WhiteDeck.findOne({}, {no: 1});
67 | var _entryId = _entry.no;
68 | PlayerHand.insert({
69 | no: _entry.no,
70 | text: _entry.text,
71 | expansion: _entry.expansion,
72 | owner: userArray[i]._id
73 | });
74 | WhiteDeck.remove({no: _entryId});
75 | }
76 | }
77 | },
78 |
79 | // adds card to game board with the user id and removes from playerhand
80 | playCard: function(card) {
81 | PlayerHand.remove({no: card.no});
82 | GameBoard.insert({
83 | no: card.no,
84 | text: card.text,
85 | expansion: card.expansion,
86 | black: false,
87 | owner: card.owner
88 | });
89 | },
90 |
91 | // this function starts a new hand by clearing the GameBoard and adding a black card
92 | drawBlack: function() {
93 | GameBoard.remove({});
94 | var _card = BlackDeck.findOne({}, {no: 1});
95 | var _id = _card.no;
96 | GameBoard.insert({
97 | no: _card.no,
98 | text: _card.text,
99 | expansion: _card.expansion,
100 | owner: _card.owner,
101 | black: true
102 | });
103 | BlackDeck.remove({no: _id});
104 | },
105 |
106 | //increment score of card owner
107 | incrementScore: function(cardOwner) {
108 | Meteor.users.update({_id: cardOwner}, {$inc: {'score': 1}});
109 | },
110 |
111 | // signals the end of the inserting a roundOver property and setting it to true
112 | endRound: function(){
113 | RoundInfo.insert({roundOver: true})
114 | },
115 |
116 | // resets the round by removing the roundOver property
117 | newRound: function(){
118 | var round = RoundInfo.findOne({});
119 | RoundInfo.remove({_id: round._id});
120 | },
121 |
122 | // Clear losing cards from the gameboard by clearing the entire board
123 | // and then inserting the winning answer and corresponding question
124 | clearLosers: function(winnerCard, questionCard){
125 |
126 | GameBoard.remove({});
127 |
128 | GameBoard.insert({
129 | text: winnerCard.text,
130 | expansion: winnerCard.expansion,
131 | black: false
132 | });
133 | GameBoard.insert({
134 | text: questionCard.text,
135 | expansion: questionCard.expansion,
136 | black: true
137 | });
138 |
139 | },
140 |
141 | // clears gameboard & starts new round
142 | clearGameBoard: function() {
143 | GameBoard.remove({});
144 | },
145 |
146 | // rotates judge role after each round
147 | toggleJudge: function() {
148 | var userArray = Meteor.users.find({'status.online': true}).fetch();
149 | //iterate through all active users
150 | for (var i = 0; i < userArray.length; i++) {
151 | //if that user is the judge
152 | if (userArray[i].judge === true) {
153 | //take his unique _.id
154 | var currentId = userArray[i]._id;
155 | //set his judge property to false
156 | Meteor.users.update({_id: currentId}, {$set: {'judge': false}});
157 | //if that user is the final element in the array
158 | if (i === (userArray.length - 1)) {
159 | //set the judge property to true for the first position in the array
160 | Meteor.users.update({_id: userArray[0]._id}, {$set: {'judge': true}});
161 | //break out
162 | return;
163 | } else {
164 | //for any other position make the next array index the judge
165 | Meteor.users.update({_id: userArray[++i]._id}, {$set: {'judge': true}});
166 | //breakout
167 | return;
168 | }
169 | }
170 | }
171 | }
172 | });
173 |
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/_CONTRIBUTING.md:
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1 | # Contributing
2 |
3 | ## General Workflow
4 |
5 | 1. Fork the repo
6 | 1. Cut a namespaced feature branch from master
7 | - bug/...
8 | - feat/...
9 | - test/...
10 | - doc/...
11 | - refactor/...
12 | 1. Make commits to your feature branch. Prefix each commit like so:
13 | - (feat) Added a new feature
14 | - (fix) Fixed inconsistent tests [Fixes #0]
15 | - (refactor) ...
16 | - (cleanup) ...
17 | - (test) ...
18 | - (doc) ...
19 | 1. When you've finished with your fix or feature, Rebase upstream changes into your branch. submit a [pull request][]
20 | directly to master. Include a description of your changes.
21 | 1. Your pull request will be reviewed by another maintainer. The point of code
22 | reviews is to help keep the codebase clean and of high quality and, equally
23 | as important, to help you grow as a programmer. If your code reviewer
24 | requests you make a change you don't understand, ask them why.
25 | 1. Fix any issues raised by your code reviwer, and push your fixes as a single
26 | new commit.
27 | 1. Once the pull request has been reviewed, it will be merged by another member of the team. Do not merge your own commits.
28 |
29 | ## Detailed Workflow
30 |
31 | ### Fork the repo
32 |
33 | Use github’s interface to make a fork of the repo, then add that repo as an upstream remote:
34 |
35 | ```
36 | git remote add upstream https://github.com/hackreactor-labs/
4 |
5 |
37 |
38 |
39 |
40 |
6 |
15 |
16 | Currently there are {{numPlayers}} players in the room.
7 |-
8 | {{#each users}}
9 |
- 10 | {{username}} - Score: {{score}} 11 | 12 | {{/each}} 13 |
17 |
18 | {{#if winnerChosen}}
19 |
20 | {{else}}
21 | {{#if allCardsPlayed}}
22 |
36 | ROUND OVER
23 | {{else}} 24 |Number of cards -
25 |26 | 27 | In play: {{cardsPlayed}} 28 |
29 |30 | Left to be played: {{cardsLeft}} 31 |
32 | {{/if}} 33 | 34 | {{/if}} 35 |
41 |
45 |
46 | {{#if currentUser.judge}}
47 |
42 |
43 |
44 | 43 |
You're the Motha Fuckin' JUDGE
48 | {{/if}} 49 | 50 | {{#if winnerChosen}} 51 |So somebody finds this sick shit funny..
52 | {{/if}} 53 | 54 |
55 |
56 |
80 |
81 |
57 |
64 |
65 |
58 |
59 | {{#each question}}
60 | {{> blackCard}}
61 | {{/each}}
62 |
63 |
66 |
67 | {{#each answers}}
68 |
79 |
69 | {{> whiteCard}}
70 |
71 |
72 |
73 |
74 |
75 |
76 | {{/each}}
77 |
78 | This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with _.","expansion": "Base"}, 481 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What's a girl's best friend?","expansion": "Base"}, 482 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"TSA guidelines now prohibit _ on airplanes.","expansion": "Base"}, 483 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"_. That's how I want to die.","expansion": "Base"}, 484 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"For my next trick, I will pull _ out of _.","expansion": "Base"}, 485 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _ for the first time.","expansion": "Base"}, 486 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"_ is a slippery slope that leads to _.","expansion": "Base"}, 487 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What does Dick Cheney prefer?","expansion": "Base"}, 488 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _ and would like your advice.","expansion": "Base"}, 489 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _.","expansion": "Base"}, 490 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What's the most emo?","expansion": "Base"}, 491 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"In 1,000 years when paper money is but a distant memory, _ will be our currency.","expansion": "Base"}, 492 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?","expansion": "Base"}, 493 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _ had really been _ all along.","expansion": "Base"}, 494 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _.","expansion": "Base"}, 495 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"_. Becha can't have just one!","expansion": "Base"}, 496 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"White people like _.","expansion": "Base"}, 497 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"_. High five, bro.","expansion": "Base"}, 498 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _.","expansion": "Base"}, 499 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _.","expansion": "Base"}, 500 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"In a world ravaged by _, our only solace is _.","expansion": "Base"}, 501 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"War! What is it good for?","expansion": "Base"}, 502 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"During sex, I like to think about _.","expansion": "Base"}, 503 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What are my parents hiding from me?","expansion": "Base"}, 504 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What will always get you laid?","expansion": "Base"}, 505 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _.","expansion": "Base"}, 506 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What did I bring back from Mexico?","expansion": "Base"}, 507 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?","expansion": "Base"}, 508 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?","expansion": "Base"}, 509 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"How am I maintaining my relationship status?","expansion": "Base"}, 510 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"_. It's a trap!","expansion": "Base"}, 511 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Coming to Broadway this season, _: The Musical.","expansion": "Base"}, 512 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _.","expansion": "Base"}, 513 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _ to the people of Haiti.","expansion": "Base"}, 514 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _.","expansion": "Base"}, 515 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"Step 1: _. Step 2: _. Step 3: Profit.","expansion": "Base"}, 516 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is _ stuffed with _.","expansion": "Base"}, 517 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _.","expansion": "Base"}, 518 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What gives me uncontrollable gas?","expansion": "Base"}, 519 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What do old people smell like?","expansion": "Base"}, 520 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"The class field trip was completely ruined by _.","expansion": "Base"}, 521 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _.","expansion": "Base"}, 522 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What's my secret power?","expansion": "Base"}, 523 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What's there a ton of in heaven?","expansion": "Base"}, 524 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?","expansion": "Base"}, 525 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"I never truly understood _ until I encountered _.","expansion": "Base"}, 526 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?","expansion": "Base"}, 527 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What helps Obama unwind?","expansion": "Base"}, 528 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?","expansion": "Base"}, 529 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"_: good to the last drop.","expansion": "Base"}, 530 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Why am I sticky?","expansion": "Base"}, 531 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What gets better with age?","expansion": "Base"}, 532 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"_: kid-tested, mother-approved.","expansion": "Base"}, 533 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What's the crustiest?","expansion": "Base"}, 534 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?","expansion": "Base"}, 535 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _.","expansion": "Base"}, 536 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _.","expansion": "Base"}, 537 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Make a haiku.","expansion": "Base"}, 538 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _.","expansion": "Base"}, 539 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Why do I hurt all over?","expansion": "Base"}, 540 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What am I giving up for Lent?","expansion": "Base"}, 541 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _.","expansion": "Base"}, 542 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on _.","expansion": "Base"}, 543 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _.","expansion": "Base"}, 544 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"Lifetime© presents _, the story of _.","expansion": "Base"}, 545 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _.","expansion": "Base"}, 546 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"When I was tripping on acid, _ turned into _.","expansion": "Base"}, 547 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"That's right, I killed _. 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{"cardType":"White","text":"The Crisis of Treachery™.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 799 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Game balance.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 800 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Fishmalks.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 801 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A kick to the dicebags.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 802 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Bearded dwarven women.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 803 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Owlbear's tears.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 804 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Magic missile.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 805 | {"cardType":"White","text":"THAC0.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 806 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Bigby's Groping Hands.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 807 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Drow blackface.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 808 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Save or die.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 809 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Swine.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 810 | {"cardType":"White","text":"The 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{"cardType":"White","text":"Grognards Against Humanity.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 823 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Cthulhu.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 824 | {"cardType":"White","text":"The naked succubus in the Monster Manual.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 825 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Role-playing and roll-playing.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 826 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Fun Tyrant.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 827 | {"cardType":"White","text":"4rries.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 828 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Martial dailies.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 829 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Black Tokyo.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 830 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Killfuck Soulshitter.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 831 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Cheetoism.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 832 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Grimdark.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 833 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Kobolds.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 834 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Oozemaster.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 835 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Rocks fall, everyone dies.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 836 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Mark Rein·Hagen.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 837 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Maid RPG.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 838 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Splugorth blind warrior women.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 839 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Dying during chargen.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 840 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Slaughtering innocent orc children.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 841 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Lesbian stripper ninjas.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 842 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Magical tea party.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 843 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Grinding levels.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 844 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Dice animism.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 845 | {"cardType":"White","text":"White 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{"cardType":"White","text":"Nude larping.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 858 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Portable holes.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 859 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Steampunk bullshit.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 860 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Dump stats.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 861 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Ale and whores.","expansion":"CAHgrognards"}, 862 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"For the convention I cosplayed as Sailor Moon, except with _.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 863 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"The worst part of Grave of the Fireflies is all the _.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 864 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"In the Evangelion remake, Shinji has to deal with _.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 865 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Worst anime convention purchase ever? _.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 866 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"While powering up Vegeta screamed, _!","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 867 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"You evaded my _ 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{"cardType":"White","text":"Cimo.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 888 | {"cardType":"White","text":"ZA WARUDO!","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 889 | {"cardType":"White","text":"40 gigs of lolicon.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 890 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Goku's hair.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 891 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Slashfic.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 892 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Star Gentle Uterus","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 893 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Naruto headbands.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 894 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Homestuck troll horns.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 895 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Hayao Miyazaki.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 896 | {"cardType":"White","text":"The tsunami.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 897 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Death Note.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 898 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Small breasts.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 899 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Asians being racist against each 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{"cardType":"White","text":"Finishing attack.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 913 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Keikaku* *(keikaku means plan).","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 914 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Hatsune Miku's screams.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 915 | {"cardType":"White","text":"School swimsuits.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 916 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Lovingly animated bouncing boobs.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 917 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Dragon Balls.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 918 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Zangief's chest hair.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 919 | {"cardType":"White","text":"DeviantArt.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 920 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Giant fucking robots.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 921 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Crossplay.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 922 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Moeblob.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 923 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Carl Macek's rotting corpse.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 924 | {"cardType":"White","text":"My waifu.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 925 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Voice actress Megumi Hayashibara.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 926 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Lynn Minmei.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 927 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Panty shots.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 928 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Love and Justice.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 929 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Consensual tentacle rape.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 930 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Gundam.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 931 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Captain Bright slapping Amuro.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 932 | {"cardType":"White","text":"The Wave Undulation Cannon.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 933 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Having sex in the P.E. equipment shed.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 934 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Tainted sushi.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 935 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Shitty eurobeat music.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 936 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Bad dubbing.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 937 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Fangirls.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 938 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Kawaii desu uguu.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 939 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Futanari.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 940 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Lesbian schoolgirls.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 941 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Osamu Tezuka, rolling in his grave forever.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 942 | {"cardType":"White","text":"FUNimation.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 943 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Underage cosplayers in bondage gear.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 944 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Jackie Chan.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 945 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Exchanging Pocky for sexual favors.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 946 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Shipping.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 947 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Chiyo's father.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 948 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Magikarp.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 949 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Derpy.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 950 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Nanoha and her special friend Fate.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 951 | {"cardType":"White","text":"The marbles from Ramune bottles.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 952 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Wideface.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 953 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Spoilers.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 954 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Man-Faye.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 955 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Oppai mousepads.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 956 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Another dimension.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 957 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Homura sniffing Madoka's panties.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 958 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Hadouken.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 959 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Asian ball-jointed dolls.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 960 | {"cardType":"White","text":"J-list.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 961 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Childhood friends.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 962 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Monkey D. Luffy's rubbery cock.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 963 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Cloud's giant fucking Buster Swords.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 964 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Taking a dump in Char's helmet.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 965 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Hentai marathons.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 966 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Gothic Lolita.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 967 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Onaholes.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 968 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Super Saiyan Level 2.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 969 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Gaia Online.","expansion":"CAHweeaboo"}, 970 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"After blacking out during New year's Eve, I was awoken by _.","expansion":"CAHxmas"}, 971 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"This holiday season, Tim Allen must overcome his fear of _ to save Christmas.","expansion":"CAHxmas"}, 972 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Jesus is _.","expansion":"CAHxmas"}, 973 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about _.","expansion":"CAHxmas"}, 974 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What keeps me warm during the cold, cold, winter?","expansion":"CAHxmas"}, 975 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and _.","expansion":"CAHxmas"}, 976 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Wake up, America. 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Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabretooth Tiger! _!","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1023 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Autoerotic Asphyxiation.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1024 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Don't eat the _.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1025 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Sonic The Hedgehog.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1026 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Lotto Money.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1027 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"He did _ with the _!?!","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1028 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Jailbait.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1029 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Prison rape.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1030 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"SOOOOO hot, want to touch the _.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1031 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Stop looking at me _!","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1032 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Two And A Half Men.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1033 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Anne Frank.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1034 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Black Santa.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1035 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"I'm cuckoo for _ puffs.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1036 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Silly rabbit, _ are for kids.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1037 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Jesus Christ (our lord and saviour).","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1038 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Farting with your armpits.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1039 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Poopsicles.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1040 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Slaughtering innocent children.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1041 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Sex with vegetables.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1042 | {"cardType":"White","text":"My gay ex-husband.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1043 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Accidentally sexting your mom.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1044 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Tabasco in your pee-hole.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1045 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Pee Wee Herman.","expansion":"NEIndy"}, 1046 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A breath of fresh air.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1047 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A great big floppy donkey dick.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1048 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A pyramid scheme.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1049 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A school bus surrounded by cop cars.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1050 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A short walk in the desert with shovels.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1051 | {"cardType":"White","text":"All the boys staring at your chest.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1052 | {"cardType":"White","text":"An amorous stallion.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1053 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Being so wet it just slides out of you.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1054 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Being tarred and feathered.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1055 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Catching 'em all.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1056 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Chained to the bed and whipped to orgasmic bliss by a leather-clad woman.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1057 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Child-bearing hips.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1058 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Defenestration.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1059 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Dungeons and/or dragons.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1060 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Ecco the Dolphin.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1061 | {"cardType":"White","text":"George Washington riding on a giant eagle.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1062 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Getting abducted and probed by aliens.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1063 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Going viral on YouTube.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1064 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Gushing.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1065 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Making the baby Jesus cry.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1066 | {"cardType":"White","text":"More than you can chew.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1067 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Napalm.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1068 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Pancake bitches.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1069 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Playing God with the power of lightning.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1070 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Playing tonsil-hockey.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1071 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Racing cheese wheels downhill.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1072 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Riding the bomb.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1073 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Settling arguments with dance-offs.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1074 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Sheer spite.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1075 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Sinister laughter.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1076 | {"cardType":"White","text":"SS Girls.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1077 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Stealing your sister's underwear.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1078 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Stroking a cat the wrong way.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1079 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Sucking and blowing.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1080 | {"cardType":"White","text":"The bullet with your name on it.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1081 | {"cardType":"White","text":"The entire rest of eternity, spent in fucking Bruges.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1082 | {"cardType":"White","text":"The oceans rising to reclaim the land.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1083 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A cocained-fuelled sex orgy heart attack.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1084 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A cocktail umbrella ","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1085 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A murder/suicide pact.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1086 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A squirming mass of kittens.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1087 | {"cardType":"White","text":"An angry mob with torches and pitchforks.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1088 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Biting my girlfriend like a vampire during sex.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1089 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Dropping your pants and saluting.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1090 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Frankenstein's Monster","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1091 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Getting a blowjob in a theater.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1092 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Going full retard.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1093 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Going slob-slob-slob all over that knob.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1094 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Leaking implants.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1095 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Low-flying planes.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1096 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Monkies flinging their own shit.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1097 | {"cardType":"White","text":"My robot duplicate.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1098 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Other people’s children.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1099 | {"cardType":"White","text":"People who can't take a joke. 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Really.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1106 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Slow seductive tentacle rape.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1107 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Talking like a pirate, y’arr!","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1108 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Tenderly kissing a unicorn's horn.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1109 | {"cardType":"White","text":"That bastard Jesus!","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1110 | {"cardType":"White","text":"The last shreads of dignity.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1111 | {"cardType":"White","text":"The power of friendship.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1112 | {"cardType":"White","text":"This card intentionally left blank.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1113 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Throwing water on a braless woman in a white t-shirt","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1114 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Upskirts.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1115 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Wasting all your money on hookers and booze.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1116 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Winning.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1117 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A foot fetish.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1118 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A powerful gag reflex.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1119 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A tight, Asian pussy.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1120 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Explosive decompression.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1121 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Extraordinary Rendition.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1122 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Forgetting the safety word.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1123 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Greeting Christmas carollers naked.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1124 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Handcuffs, without the key.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1125 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Having a drill for a penis.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1126 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Hot Jailbait Ass.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1127 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Liposuction gone horrible wrong.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1128 | {"cardType":"White","text":"My harem of scantily clad women.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1129 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Nazi Zombie Robot Ninjas.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1130 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Redneck gypsies.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1131 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Scissoring.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1132 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A guy and two robots who won’t shut up.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1133 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A shotgun wedding.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1134 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Anne Frank's diary","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1135 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Autoerotic asphyxiation.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1136 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Blow Up Bianca the Latex Lovedoll.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1137 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Endlessly tumbling down an up escalator.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1138 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Fun with nuns.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1139 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Getting it all over the walls.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1140 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Holiday Dinner by Jack Daniels.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1141 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Nailgun fights.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1142 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Teaching the bitch a lesson.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1143 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Nazi super science.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1144 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Making a human centipede.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1145 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Between love and madness lies _.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1146 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Instead of chess, the Grim Reaper now gambles for your soul with a game of _.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1147 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"My father gave his life fighting to protect _ from _.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1148 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Why is my throat sore?","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1149 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"_ sparked a city-wide riot that only ended with _.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1150 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"I’m very sorry Mrs. Smith, but Little Billy has tested positive for _.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1151 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Instead of beating them, Chris Brown now does _ to women.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1152 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Instead of cutting, trendy young emo girls now engage in _.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1153 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"The definition of rock bottom is gambling away _.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1154 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"The Mayan prophecies really heralded the coming of _ in 2012.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1155 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"The next US election will be fought on the key issues of _ against _.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1156 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"When I was 10 I wrote to Santa wishing for _.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1157 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Where or How I met my last signifigant other: _.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1158 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"_, Never leave home without it.","expansion":"NSFH"}, 1159 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"_. 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Jackson.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1195 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A boo-boo.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1196 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Going around punching people.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1197 | {"cardType":"White","text":"The entire Internet.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1198 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Some kind of bird-man.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1199 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Chugging a lava lamp.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1200 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Having sex on top of a pizza.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1201 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Indescribable loneliness.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1202 | {"cardType":"White","text":"An ass disaster.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1203 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Shutting the fuck up.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1204 | {"cardType":"White","text":"All my friends dying.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1205 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1206 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Spending lots of money.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1207 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Some douche with an acoustic guitar.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1208 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Flying robots that kill people.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1209 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A greased-up Matthew McConaughey.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1210 | {"cardType":"White","text":"An unstoppable wave of fire ants.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1211 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Not contributing to society in any meaningful way.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1212 | {"cardType":"White","text":"An all-midget production of Shakespeare's Richard III.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1213 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Screaming like a maniac.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1214 | {"cardType":"White","text":"The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1215 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1216 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1217 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1218 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Velcro™.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1219 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A PowerPoint presentation.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1220 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A surprising amount of hair.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1221 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Eating Tom Selleck's mustache to gain his powers.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1222 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1223 | {"cardType":"White","text":"That ass.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1224 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A pile of squirming bodies.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1225 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Buying the right pants to be cool.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1226 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Blood farts.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1227 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Three months in the hole.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1228 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A botched circumcision.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1229 | {"cardType":"White","text":"The Land of Chocolate.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1230 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Slapping a racist old lady.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1231 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1232 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Jumping out at people.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1233 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1234 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Mufasa's death scene.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1235 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1236 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Demonic possession.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1237 | {"cardType":"White","text":"The Harlem Globetrotters.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1238 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Vomiting mid-blowjob.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1239 | {"cardType":"White","text":"My manservant, Claude.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1240 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Having shotguns for legs.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1241 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Letting everyone down.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1242 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A spontaneous conga line.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1243 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A vagina that leads to another dimension.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1244 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Disco fever.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1245 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1246 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Fisting.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1247 | {"cardType":"White","text":"The thin veneer of situational causality that underlies porn.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1248 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Girls that always be textin'.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1249 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Blowing some dudes in an alley.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1250 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs® to get fifty continuous hours of energy.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1251 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Sneezing, farting, and coming at the same time.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1252 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1253 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're _.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1254 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of _ and _.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1255 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1256 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"_. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1257 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"I'm not like the rest of you. I'm too rich and busy for _.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1258 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _ for all eternity.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1259 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"_: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _!","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1260 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"What left this stain on my couch?","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1261 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _ in the workplace.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1262 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"When you get right down to it, _ is just _.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1263 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Turns out that _-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1264 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1265 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1266 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"With enough time and pressure, _ will turn into _.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1267 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"And what did you bring for show and tell?","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1268 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"During high school, I never really fit in until I found _ club.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1269 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Hey, baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1270 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"After months of practice with _, I think I'm finally ready for _.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1271 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1272 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Finally! A service that delivers _ right to your door.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1273 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"My gym teacher got fired for adding _ to the obstacle course.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1274 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"Having problems with _? Try _!","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1275 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without _ in his dressing room.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1276 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"Listen, son. If you want to get involved with _, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of _.","expansion":"CAHe3"}, 1277 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A freshly-filled diaper","expansion":"Image1"}, 1278 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Glue","expansion":"Image1"}, 1279 | {"cardType":"White","text":"An unusually-attractive transvestite","expansion":"Image1"}, 1280 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Hand-me-down adult diapers","expansion":"Image1"}, 1281 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A stillborn fetus","expansion":"Image1"}, 1282 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A disgraced pelican","expansion":"Image1"}, 1283 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Three buckets of urine, free for 2 nights, with no late fee","expansion":"Image1"}, 1284 | {"cardType":"White","text":"My testicles","expansion":"Image1"}, 1285 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A black woman's vagina","expansion":"Image1"}, 1286 | {"cardType":"White","text":"My asshole","expansion":"Image1"}, 1287 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A whale's blowhole","expansion":"Image1"}, 1288 | {"cardType":"White","text":"2 Girls 1 Cup","expansion":"Image1"}, 1289 | {"cardType":"White","text":"The Big Bang Theory (TV)","expansion":"Image1"}, 1290 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Teen pregnancy","expansion":"Image1"}, 1291 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Ass hair","expansion":"Image1"}, 1292 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Vaginal warts","expansion":"Image1"}, 1293 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Ellen Degeneres","expansion":"Image1"}, 1294 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Jews Against Humanity","expansion":"Image1"}, 1295 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Indy wrestling","expansion":"Image1"}, 1296 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Cunt","expansion":"Image1"}, 1297 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Beating a crowd of delightful parents to death with a steel dildo","expansion":"Image1"}, 1298 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Beating a crowd of delightful parents to death with a steel dildo while dressed as Ru Paul's brother, Ron.","expansion":"Image1"}, 1299 | {"cardType":"White","text":"A roll in the hay","expansion":"Image1"}, 1300 | {"cardType":"White","text":"\"Get 'em, Steve-Dave!\"","expansion":"Image1"}, 1301 | {"cardType":"White","text":"God Hates You","expansion":"Image1"}, 1302 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Manboobs.","expansion":"Image1"}, 1303 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Daniel Benoit","expansion":"Image1"}, 1304 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Vomiting in the shower","expansion":"Image1"}, 1305 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"I just met you and this is crazy, but here's _, so _ maybe","expansion": "Image1"}, 1306 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"It's only _ if you get caught!","expansion": "Image1"}, 1307 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"_: The Next Generation","expansion": "Image1"}, 1308 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Terminator 4: _","expansion": "Image1"}, 1309 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Disney presents _ on ice!","expansion": "Image1"}, 1310 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"_. The other white meat.","expansion": "Image1"}, 1311 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"A _ a day keeps the _ away.","expansion": "Image1"}, 1312 | {"cardType":"White","text":"An intellectually superior overlord","expansion":"Image1"}, 1313 | //{"cardType":"Black","text":"I'm sweating like a _ at a _.","expansion": "Image1"}, 1314 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"I love the smell of _ in the morning.","expansion": "Image1"}, 1315 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"You're not gonna believe this, but _.","expansion": "Image1"}, 1316 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Dwight Schrute","expansion":"Image1"}, 1317 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Casey Anthony","expansion":"Image1"}, 1318 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Clubbin seals","expansion":"Image1"}, 1319 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Stunt cock","expansion":"Image1"}, 1320 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"_. All the cool kids are doing it.","expansion": "Image1"}, 1321 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Anal lice","expansion":"Image1"}, 1322 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"So I was _ in my cubicle at work, and suddenly _!","expansion": "Image1"}, 1323 | {"cardType":"White","text":"Lightsaber Dildos","expansion":"Image1"}, 1324 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"Baskin Robbins just added a 32nd flavor: _!","expansion": "Image1"}, 1325 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"I can drive and ____ at the same time.","expansion": "Image1"}, 1326 | {"cardType":"Black","text":"_ ain't nothin' to fuck wit'!","expansion": "Image1"} 1327 | ]; 1328 | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------