├── .gitignore ├── LICENSE ├── README.md ├── bin └── global.js ├── package.json └── src └── index.js /.gitignore: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | # Logs 2 | logs 3 | *.log 4 | npm-debug.log* 5 | yarn-debug.log* 6 | yarn-error.log* 7 | 8 | # Runtime data 9 | pids 10 | *.pid 11 | *.seed 12 | *.pid.lock 13 | 14 | # Directory for instrumented libs generated by jscoverage/JSCover 15 | lib-cov 16 | 17 | # Coverage directory used by tools like istanbul 18 | coverage 19 | 20 | # nyc test coverage 21 | .nyc_output 22 | 23 | # Grunt intermediate storage (http://gruntjs.com/creating-plugins#storing-task-files) 24 | .grunt 25 | 26 | # Bower dependency directory (https://bower.io/) 27 | bower_components 28 | 29 | # node-waf configuration 30 | .lock-wscript 31 | 32 | # Compiled binary addons (https://nodejs.org/api/addons.html) 33 | build/Release 34 | 35 | # Dependency directories 36 | node_modules/ 37 | jspm_packages/ 38 | 39 | # TypeScript v1 declaration files 40 | typings/ 41 | 42 | # Optional npm cache directory 43 | .npm 44 | 45 | # Optional eslint cache 46 | .eslintcache 47 | 48 | # Optional REPL history 49 | .node_repl_history 50 | 51 | # Output of 'npm pack' 52 | *.tgz 53 | 54 | # Yarn Integrity file 55 | .yarn-integrity 56 | 57 | # dotenv environment variables file 58 | .env 59 | 60 | # next.js build output 61 | .next 62 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /LICENSE: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | MIT License 2 | 3 | Copyright (c) 2019 Oscar Barajas Tavares 4 | 5 | Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy 6 | of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal 7 | in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights 8 | to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell 9 | copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is 10 | furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions: 11 | 12 | The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all 13 | copies or substantial portions of the Software. 14 | 15 | THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR 16 | IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, 17 | FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE 18 | AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER 19 | LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, 20 | OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE 21 | SOFTWARE. 22 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /README.md: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | # funny-commit 2 | 3 | Whenever I start a new project, I don't know what to write for the first commit. After doing a “git init” there is technically nothing there... 4 | 5 | ## Install 6 | 7 | ```npm 8 | npm install -g funny-commit 9 | ``` 10 | 11 | # Usage 12 | 13 | ```bash 14 | funny-commit 15 | ``` 16 | 17 | # Contributing 18 | If someone wants to add or improve something, I invite you to collaborate directly in this repository: [funny-commit](https://github.com/gndx/funny-initial-git-commit/) 19 | 20 | # License 21 | funny-commit is released under the [MIT License](https://opensource.org/licenses/MIT). 22 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /bin/global.js: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | #!/usr/bin/env node 2 | let random = require('../src/index.js'); 3 | 4 | random.funnyCommit(); -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /package.json: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | { 2 | "name": "funny-commit", 3 | "version": "1.1.0", 4 | "description": "Funny initial git commit messages", 5 | "main": "./src/index.js", 6 | "scripts": { 7 | "test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1" 8 | }, 9 | "repository": { 10 | "type": "git", 11 | "url": "git+https://github.com/gndx/funny-initial-git-commit.git" 12 | }, 13 | "keywords": [ 14 | "javascript", 15 | "npm", 16 | "package", 17 | "module", 18 | "funny", 19 | "commits", 20 | "messages" 21 | ], 22 | "bin": { 23 | "funny-commit": "./bin/global.js" 24 | }, 25 | "preferGlobal": true, 26 | "author": "Oscar Barajas ", 27 | "license": "MIT", 28 | "bugs": { 29 | "url": "https://github.com/gndx/funny-initial-git-commit/issues" 30 | }, 31 | "homepage": "https://github.com/gndx/funny-initial-git-commit#readme" 32 | } 33 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /src/index.js: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | const messages = [ 2 | "in case of fire: git commit, git push and leave building", 3 | "This is where it all begins...", 4 | "Commit committed", 5 | "Version control is awful", 6 | "COMMIT ALL THE FILES!", 7 | "The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!", 8 | "Lock S-foils in attack position", 9 | "This commit is a lie", 10 | "I'll explain when you're older!", 11 | "Here be Dragons", 12 | "Reinventing the wheel. Again.", 13 | "This is not the commit message you are looking for", 14 | "Batman! (this commit has no parents)", 15 | "the greats murmur as learning with this commit", 16 | "Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live", 17 | "naruto, The programmer ninja!", 18 | "The covid-19 block my commit", 19 | ]; 20 | 21 | const funnyCommit = () => { 22 | const message = messages[Math.floor(Math.random() * messages.length)]; 23 | console.log(`\x1b[34m${message}\x1b[89m`); 24 | } 25 | 26 | module.exports = { 27 | funnyCommit 28 | }; --------------------------------------------------------------------------------