├── README.md
└── apple_products.txt


/README.md:
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 1 | man
 2 | ===
 3 | can someone fork this and get an "opposite" one of these made?
 4 | 
 5 | woman
 6 | ===
 7 | wo+man, inverse of man, Steve Jobs fan. Siri's first incarnation.
 8 | 
 9 | human
10 | ===
11 | updated to include remaining 51% of population
12 | 
13 | Jesus
14 | ===
15 | Son of Man
16 | 
17 | license agreement
18 | ===
19 | Licensed under the Free Will License AKA WTFPL
20 | http://www.wtfpl.net
21 | 


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/apple_products.txt:
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 1 | function eat()
 2 | {
 3 |     if (is_innocent){
 4 |         insertKnowledges([Good, Evil]);
 5 |     }else{
 6 |         goto fail;
 7 |     }
 8 | 
 9 |     removeKnowledges([Good, Evil]); // Avoid side effects
10 |     return true;
11 | 
12 |     fail:
13 |         logoutFromGarden();
14 | }
15 | 
16 | function death()
17 | {
18 |     if (tesla59){
19 |         isGod([Yes, No]);
20 |         goto heaven;
21 |     }else{
22 |         goto nottesla;
23 |     }
24 | 
25 |     
26 |     nottesla:
27 |         goto hell;
28 | }
29 | 


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