├── README.md └── coder8ball /README.md: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | # coder8ball 2 | 3 | This Magic 8-Ball provides the solution to all the bug reports that are piling 4 | up in your repositories. Just roll it and it will tell you what to do with 5 | them! 6 | 7 | # Example 8 | 9 | ``` 10 | ~ $ coder8ball 11 | Explain that their particular system configuration isn't supported. 12 | ~ $ coder8ball 13 | Close without explanation. 14 | ~ $ coder8ball 15 | Pretend it's a problem with systemd. 16 | ``` 17 | 18 | # Bugs 19 | 20 | If you find any bugs in this software, just go ahead and open an issue. I will 21 | then pretend that I'm actively working on the issue. 22 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /coder8ball: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | #!/bin/sh 2 | shuf -n1 <