├── .gitignore
├── README.md
├── composer.json
├── publishable
    └── config
    │   └── frustration.php
└── src
    ├── FrustrationServiceProvider.php
    └── Http
        └── Middleware
            └── Frustrate.php


/.gitignore:
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1 | # ignore IntelliJ
2 | .idea/
3 | 
4 | # ignore Vendor
5 | vendor/
6 | 
7 | 


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/README.md:
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 1 | # Laravel Frustration
 2 | 
 3 | ![hero](https://res.cloudinary.com/ichtrojan/image/upload/v1589558568/frstration_ddnv00.png)
 4 | 
 5 | ## Introduction
 6 | 
 7 | This package main purpose is to "Frustrate your enemies". Alright, let's be serious. This package will redirect URL guessers to any of the random URL that you specify. 
 8 | 
 9 | ## Use case
10 | 
11 | This is a laravel package but you will have some users that want to access `/wp-admin.php` trying to assume that your application is built on Wordpress. By default, it will return a 404 but let's not let it end there, let's frustrate them.
12 | 
13 | ## Installation
14 | 
15 | To install this package run:
16 | 
17 | ```bash
18 | composer install ichtrojan/laravel-frustration
19 | ```
20 | 
21 | This will install the madness in this repo.
22 | 
23 | Next, export the config file by running:
24 | 
25 | ```bash
26 | php artisan vendor:publish --tag=frustration
27 | ```
28 | 
29 | This will publish the default config in `config/frustration.php`.
30 | 
31 | ## Usage
32 | 
33 | The only source of truth is `frustration.php`, here's what it looks like:
34 | 
35 | ```php
36 | <?php
37 | 
38 | return [
39 |     'routes' => [
40 |         'wp-admin.php', 'index.php', 'wp-login.php'
41 |     ],
42 | 
43 |     'redirect' => [
44 |         'https://www.fbi.gov/wanted',
45 |         'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pok8H_KF1FA',
46 |         'https://fast.com',
47 |         'http://www.omfgdogs.com',
48 |         'https://cat-bounce.com'
49 |     ]
50 | ];
51 | ```
52 | 
53 | the `routes` key is an array of forbidden routes while the `redirect` key is an array of random URLs that you decide to redirect your victims to.
54 | 
55 | >**NOTE**<br/>
56 | > * The forbidden routes should exist without the forward-slash `/`
57 | > * It will be nice to sneak in pornhub in there, just saying 🤫
58 | 
59 | ## Conclusion
60 | 
61 | I want to do more with this package, probably when I get bored next. Special thanks to Vibes and Insha-Allah. Please if you find any issue or have a cool feature idea do send in a PR.
62 | 
63 | 


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/composer.json:
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 1 | {
 2 |   "name": "ichtrojan/laravel-frustration",
 3 |   "type": "library",
 4 |   "license": "MIT",
 5 |   "authors": [
 6 |     {
 7 |       "name": "Michael Okoh",
 8 |       "email": "michael@okoh.co.uk"
 9 |     }
10 |   ],
11 |   "minimum-stability": "dev",
12 |   "autoload": {
13 |     "psr-4": {
14 |       "Ichtrojan\\Frustration\\": "src/"
15 |     }
16 |   },
17 |   "autoload-dev": {
18 |     "psr-4": {
19 |       "Ichtrojan\\Frustration\\Middleware": "src/Http/Middleware"
20 |     }
21 |   },
22 |   "scripts": {
23 |     "test": "vendor/bin/phpunit tests"
24 |   },
25 |   "extra": {
26 |     "laravel": {
27 |       "providers": [
28 |         "Ichtrojan\\Frustration\\FrustrationServiceProvider"
29 |       ]
30 |     }
31 |   },
32 |   "require": {
33 |     "illuminate/support": "^5.0|^6.0|^7.0"
34 |   },
35 |   "require-dev": {
36 |     "mockery/mockery": "^1.0",
37 |     "orchestra/testbench": "3.8.*|4.*",
38 |     "phpunit/phpunit": "^8.0"
39 |   },
40 |   "description": "A package to frustrate URL attackers"
41 | }


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/publishable/config/frustration.php:
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 1 | <?php
 2 | 
 3 | return [
 4 |     'routes' => [
 5 |         'wp-admin.php', 'index.php', 'wp-login.php'
 6 |     ],
 7 | 
 8 |     'redirect' => [
 9 |         'https://www.fbi.gov/wanted',
10 |         'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pok8H_KF1FA',
11 |         'https://fast.com',
12 |         'http://www.omfgdogs.com',
13 |         'https://cat-bounce.com'
14 |     ]
15 | ];


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/src/FrustrationServiceProvider.php:
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 1 | <?php
 2 | 
 3 | namespace Ichtrojan\Frustration;
 4 | 
 5 | use Illuminate\Support\ServiceProvider;
 6 | 
 7 | class FrustrationServiceProvider extends ServiceProvider
 8 | {
 9 |     /**
10 |      * Register any application services.
11 |      *
12 |      * @return void
13 |      */
14 |     public function register()
15 |     {
16 |         $this->mergeConfigFrom(__DIR__ . "/../publishable/config/frustration.php", 'frustration');
17 |     }
18 | 
19 |     /**
20 |      * Bootstrap any application services.
21 |      *
22 |      * @return void
23 |      */
24 |     public function boot()
25 |     {
26 |         $kernel = $this->app->make('Illuminate\Contracts\Http\Kernel');
27 |         $kernel->pushMiddleware('Ichtrojan\Frustration\Http\Middleware\Frustrate');
28 | 
29 |         if ($this->app->runningInConsole()) {
30 |             $this->publishConfigs();
31 |         }
32 |     }
33 | 
34 |     protected function publishConfigs()
35 |     {
36 |         $this->publishes([
37 |             __DIR__ . "/../publishable/config/frustration.php" => config_path('frustration.php'),
38 |         ], 'frustration');
39 |     }
40 | }
41 | 


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/src/Http/Middleware/Frustrate.php:
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 1 | <?php
 2 | 
 3 | namespace Ichtrojan\Frustration\Http\Middleware;
 4 | 
 5 | use Closure;
 6 | use Illuminate\Http\Request;
 7 | 
 8 | class Frustrate
 9 | {
10 |     /**
11 |      * Handle an incoming request.
12 |      *
13 |      * @param  Request  $request
14 |      * @param  \Closure  $next
15 |      * @return mixed
16 |      */
17 |     public function handle($request, Closure $next)
18 |     {
19 |         if (in_array(str_replace('/', '', request()->getRequestUri()), config('frustration.routes'))) {
20 |             $routes = config('frustration.redirect');
21 |             $route = $routes[array_rand($routes)];
22 |             return redirect($route);
23 |         }
24 | 
25 |         return $next($request);
26 |     }
27 | }


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