├── LICENSE
├── README.md
├── screenshot.png
└── shutthefetchup


/LICENSE:
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 1 |            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
 2 |                    Version 2, December 2004
 3 | 
 4 | Copyright (C) 2004 Sam Hocevar <sam@hocevar.net>
 5 | 
 6 | Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
 7 | copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
 8 | as the name is changed.
 9 | 
10 |            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
11 |   TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION
12 | 
13 |  0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
14 | 


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/README.md:
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 1 | # shutthefetchup
 2 | A minimal fetch tool to tell all users who posts those annoying fetch BS on r/linux to shut the fuck up.
 3 | 
 4 | ![Screenshot](screenshot.png)
 5 | 
 6 | > NOTE: This is just a joke and isn't meant to be taken seriously.
 7 | 
 8 | ## Installation
 9 | ```shell
10 | $ git clone https://github.com/leap0x7b/shutthefetchup
11 | $ cd shutthefetchup
12 | # install -m755 shutthefetchup /usr/local/bin
13 | $ shutthefetchup
14 | ```
15 | 
16 | ## License
17 | shutthefetchup is licensed under the [WTFPL](https://wtfpl.net) license. This means that you can do what ever the fuck you want with this project. See the [LICENSE](LICENSE) file for more information.
18 | 


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/screenshot.png:
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/shutthefetchup:
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 1 | #!/bin/sh
 2 | RED=$(printf "\033[1;31m")
 3 | NORMAL=$(printf "\033[0m")
 4 | 
 5 | colors1() {
 6 |     for i in 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7; do
 7 |         printf "\033[4${i}m   \033[0m"
 8 |     done
 9 | }
10 | 
11 | colors2() {
12 |     for i in 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7; do
13 |         printf "\033[10${i}m   \033[0m"
14 |     done
15 | }
16 | 
17 | cat <<EOF
18 | ${RED}  _____ _______   shutthe@fuckup
19 | ${RED} / ____|__   __|  ${NORMAL}--------------
20 | ${RED}| (___    | |     I dont care:${NORMAL} about your fetch stuff
21 | ${RED} \___ \   | |     In fact,:${NORMAL} I'm getting tired of all of this BS
22 | ${RED} ____) |  | |     ramfetch, a fetch that displays memory i-:${NORMAL} SHUT UP
23 | ${RED}|_____/   |_|     yfetch - a minimal command-li-:${NORMAL} FUCK OFF
24 | ${RED} ______ _    _    cpufetch - Simplistic yet fa-:${NORMAL} NO ITS NOT FANCY ITS OVERDONE
25 | ${RED}|  ____| |  | |   blablablafetc-:${NORMAL} GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY REDDIT FRONTPAGE
26 | ${RED}| |__  | |  | |   If I saw one more fetch BS:${NORMAL} I'll fucking destroy my computer
27 | ${RED}|  __| | |  | |   and never use:${NORMAL} Reddit ever again
28 | ${RED}| |    | |__| |   ${NORMAL}
29 | ${RED}|_|     \____/    ${NORMAL}$(colors1)
30 |                   $(colors2)
31 | EOF
32 | 


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