└── README.md /README.md: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | # tech-slurs 2 | 3 | don't let a developer hear these words 4 | 5 | - blocker 6 | - impediment 7 | - breaking change 8 | - contract 9 | - 🫶 10 | - regression 11 | - missing metrics 12 | - SLA breached 13 | - downtime 14 | - oncall 15 | - feature request 16 | - high severity ticket 17 | - backlog 18 | - works on my machine 19 | - document review 20 | - pull request review 21 | - do the needful 22 | - next sprint 23 | - safari is good 24 | - microsoft teams 25 | - agile 26 | - redesign 27 | - webscale 28 | - responsive 29 | - edge case 30 | - nitpicking 31 | - any 32 | - p1 33 | - on prem 34 | - synergy 35 | - disruptive 36 | - blockchain 37 | - micromanaging 38 | - git push -f 39 | - code coverage 40 | - silo 41 | - waterfall 42 | - clean code 43 | - requirements 44 | - stakeholders 45 | - how can we add ai to this? 46 | - shower --------------------------------------------------------------------------------