├── README.md └── beeMovie.py /README.md: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | # RandomPython 2 | 3 | # Install pip in terminal with: 4 | curl https://bootstrap.pypa.io/get-pip.py -o get-pip.py 5 | python get-pip.py 6 | 7 | # Install pyautogui in terminal with: 8 | python3 -m pip install pyautogui 9 | 10 | # Run this program and then move your cursor to a chat window on desktop iMessage 11 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /beeMovie.py: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | import pyautogui 2 | script = "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground The bee, of course, flies anyway Because bees dont care what humans think is impossible 75 INTRO TO BARRY INT BENSON HOUSE DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSONS BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barrys hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow blackoohh, black and yellow ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror BARRY Yeah, lets shake it up a little He picks the black and yellow one He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair He squirts some in his mouth and gargles Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant INT BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN Barrys mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready 1 INT BARRYS ROOM BARRY Coming SFX: Phone RINGING Barrys antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone Barrys hands are wet He looks around for a towel BARRY Hang on a second He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth BARRY Hello His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end ADAM Barry BARRY Adam ADAM Can you believe this is happening BARRY Cant believe it Ill pick you up Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED He tests the sharpness with his finger SFX: Bing BARRY Looking sharp ANGLE ON: Barry hovering down the hall, sliding down the staircase bannister Barrys mother, JANET BENSON, is in the kitchen JANET BENSON Barry, why dont you use the stairs Your father paid good money for those 2 BARRY Sorry, Im excited Barrys father, MARTIN BENSON, ENTERS Hes reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE, Queen gives birth to thousandtuplets: Resting Comfortably MARTIN BENSON Heres the graduate Were very proud of you, Son And a perfect report card, all Bs JANET BENSON (mushing Barrys hair) Very proud BARRY Ma Ive got a thing going here Barry readjusts his hair, starts to leave JANET BENSON Youve got some lint on your fuzz She picks it off BARRY Ow, thats me MARTIN BENSON Wave to us Well be in row 118,000 Barry zips off BARRY Bye JANET BENSON Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house 750 DRIVING TO GRADUATION EXT BEE SUBURB MORNING A GARAGE DOOR OPENS Barry drives out in his CAR 3 ANGLE ON: Barrys friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, standing by the curb Hes reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE: Frisbee Hits Hive: Internet Down Beestander: I heard a sound, and next thing I knewwhamo Barry drives up, stops in front of Adam Adam jumps in BARRY Hey, Adam ADAM Hey, Barry (pointing at Barrys hair) Is that fuzz gel BARRY A little Its a special day Finally graduating ADAM I never thought Id make it BARRY Yeah, three days of grade school, three days of high school ADAM Those were so awkward BARRY Three days of college Im glad I took off one day in the middle and just hitchhiked around the hive ADAM You did come back different They drive by a bee whos jogging ARTIE Hi Barry BARRY (to a bee pedestrian) Hey Artie, growing a mustache Looks good Barry and Adam drive from the suburbs into the city ADAM Hey, did you hear about Frankie 4 BARRY Yeah ADAM You going to his funeral BARRY No, Im not going to his funeral Everybody knows you sting someone you die, you dont waste it on a squirrel He was such a hot head ADAM Yeah, I guess he couldve just gotten out of the way The DRIVE through a loop de loop BARRY AND ADAM WhoaWhooowheee ADAM I love this incorporating the amusement park right into our regular day BARRY I guess thats why they say we dont need vacations 95 GRADUATION EXT GRADUATION CEREMONY Barry and Adam come to a stop They exit the car, and fly over the crowd to their seats * BARRY * (re: graduation ceremony) * Boy, quite a bit of pompunder * the circumstances * They land in their seats BARRY Well Adam, today we are men 5 ADAM We are BARRY Beemen ADAM Amen BARRY Hallelujah Barry hits Adams forehead Adam goes into the rapture An announcement comes over the PA ANNOUNCER (VO) Students, faculty, distinguished beesplease welcome, Dean Buzzwell ANGLE ON: DEAN BUZZWELL steps up to the podium The podium has a sign that reads: Welcome Graduating Class of: , with trainstation style flipping numbers after it BUZZWELL Welcome New Hive City graduating class of The numbers on the podium change to 9:15 BUZZWELL 9:15 (he clears his throat) And that concludes our graduation ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries BARRY Are we going to pick our job today ADAM I heard its just orientation The rows of chairs change in transformerlike mechanical motion to Universal Studios type tour trams Buzzwell walks off stage BARRY (re: trams) Whoa, heads up Here we go 6 125 FACTORY FEMALE VOICE (VO) Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times (in Spanish) Dejen las manos y antennas adentro del tram a todos tiempos BARRY I wonder what its going to be like ADAM A little scary Barry shakes Adam BARRY AND ADAM AAHHHH The tram passes under SIGNS READING: Honex: A Division of Honesco: A Part of the Hexagon Group TRUDY Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco, and a part of the Hexagon group BARRY This is it The Honex doors OPEN, revealing the factory BARRY Wow TRUDY We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life Honey begins when our valiant pollen jocks bring the nectar to the hive where our top secret formula is automatically colorcorrected, scent adjusted and bubble contoured into this Trudy GRABS a TEST TUBE OF HONEY from a technician 7 TRUDY soothing, sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow, you all know as EVERYONE ON THE TRAM (in unison) Honey Trudy flips the flask into the crowd, and laughs as they all scramble for it ANGLE ON: A GIRL BEE catching the honey ADAM (sotto) That girl was hot BARRY (sotto) Shes my cousin ADAM She is BARRY Yes, were all cousins ADAM Right Youre right TRUDY At Honex, we also constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence These bees are stress testing a new helmet technology ANGLE ON: A STUNT BEE in a HELMET getting hit with a NEWSPAPER, then a SHOE, then a FLYSWATTER He gets up, and gives a thumbs up The graduate bees APPLAUD ADAM (re: stunt bee) What do you think he makes BARRY Not enough TRUDY And here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman 8 BARRY Wow, what does that do TRUDY Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it Saves us millions ANGLE ON: The Krelman machine Bees with handshaped hats on, rotating around a wheel to catch drips of honey Adams hand shoots up ADAM Can anyone work on the Krelman TRUDY Of course Most bee jobs are small ones But bees know that every small job, if its done well, means a lot There are over 3000 different bee occupations But choose carefully, because youll stay in the job that you pick for the rest of your life The bees CHEER ANGLE ON: Barrys smile dropping slightly BARRY The same job for the rest of your life I didnt know that ADAM Whats the difference TRUDY And youll be happy to know that bees as a species havent had one day off in 27 million years BARRY So youll just work us to death TRUDY (laughing) Well sure try Everyone LAUGHS except Barry 9 The tram drops down a logflume type steep drop Cameras flash, as all the bees throw up their hands The frame freezes into a snapshot Barry looks concerned The tram continues through 2 doors FORM DISSOLVE TO: 175 WALKING THE HIVE INT HONEX LOBBY ANGLE ON: The logflume photo, as Barry looks at it ADAM Wow That blew my mind BARRY (annoyed) Whats the difference Adam, how could you say that One job forever Thats an insane choice to have to make ADAM Well, Im relieved Now we only have to make one decision in life BARRY But Adam, how could they never have told us that ADAM Barry, why would you question anything Were bees Were the most perfectly functioning society on Earth They walk by a newspaper stand with A SANDWICH BOARD READING: Bee Goes Berserk: Stings Seven Then Self ANGLE ON: A BEE filling his cars gas tank from a honey pump He fills his car some, then takes a swig for himself NEWSPAPER BEE (to the bee guzzling gas) Hey Barry and Adam begin to cross the street 10 BARRY Yeah but Adam, did you ever think that maybe things work a little too well around here They stop in the middle of the street The traffic moves perfectly around them ADAM Like what Give me one example BARRY (thinks) I dont know But you know what Im talking about They walk off 400 MEET THE JOCKS SFX: The SOUND of Pollen Jocks PAN DOWN from the Honex statue JGATE ANNOUNCER Please clear the gate Royal Nectar Force on approach Royal Nectar Force on approach BARRY Wait a second Check it out Hey, hey, those are Pollen jocks ADAM Wow FOUR PATROL BEES FLY in through the hives giant Gothic entrance The Patrol Bees are wearing fighter pilot helmets with black visors ADAM Ive never seen them this close BARRY They know what its like to go outside the hive ADAM Yeah, but some of them dont come back 11 The nectar from the pollen jocks is removed from their backpacks, and loaded into trucks on their way to Honex A SMALL CROWD forms around the Patrol Bees Each one has a PIT CREW that takes their nectar Lou Loduca hurries a pit crew along: LOU LODUCA You guys did great Youre monsters Youre sky freaks I love it I love it SCHOOL GIRLS are jumping up and down and squealing nearby BARRY I wonder where those guys have just been ADAM I dont know BARRY Their days not planned Outside the hive, flying whoknowswhere, doing whoknowswhat ADAM You cant just decide one day to be a Pollen Jock You have to be bred for that BARRY Right Pollen Jocks cross in close proximity to Barry and Adam Some pollen falls off, onto Barry and Adam BARRY Look at that Thats more pollen than you and I will ever see in a lifetime ADAM (playing with the pollen) Its just a status symbol I think bees make too big a deal out of it BARRY Perhaps, unless youre wearing it, and the ladies see you wearing it ANGLE ON: Two girl bees 12 ADAM Those ladies Arent they our cousins too BARRY Distant, distant ANGLE ON: TWO POLLEN JOCKS JACKSON Look at these two SPLITZ Couple of Hive Harrys JACKSON Lets have some fun with them The pollen jocks approach Barry and Adam continue to talk to the girls GIRL 1 It must be so dangerous being a pollen jock BARRY Oh yeah, one time a bear had me pinned up against a mushroom He had one paw on my throat, and with the other he was slapping me back and forth across the face GIRL 1 Oh my BARRY I never thought Id knock him out GIRL 2 (to Adam) And what were you doing during all of this ADAM Obviously I was trying to alert the authorities The girl swipes some pollen off of Adam with a finger BARRY (re: pollen) I can autograph that if you want 13 JACKSON Little gusty out there today, wasnt it, comrades BARRY Yeah Gusty BUZZ You know, were going to hit a sunflower patch about six miles from here tomorrow BARRY Six miles, huh ADAM (whispering) Barry BUZZ Its a puddlejump for us But maybe youre not up for it BARRY Maybe I am ADAM (whispering louder) You are not BUZZ Were going, ohnine hundred at JGate ADAM (re: jgate) Whoa BUZZ (leaning in, on top of Barry) What do you think, Buzzy Boy Are you bee enough BARRY I might be It all depends on what ohnine hundred means 450 THE BALCONY 14 INT BENSON HOUSE BALCONY LATER Barry is standing on the balcony alone, looking out over the city Martin Benson ENTERS, sneaks up behind Barry and gooses him in his ribs MARTIN BENSON Honex BARRY Oh, Dad You surprised me MARTIN BENSON (laughing) Have you decided what youre interested in, Son BARRY Well, theres a lot of choices MARTIN BENSON But you only get one Martin LAUGHS BARRY Dad, do you ever get bored doing the same job every day MARTIN BENSON Son, let me tell you something about stirring (making the stirring motion) You grab that stick and you just move it around, and you stir it around You get yourself into a rhythm, its a beautiful thing BARRY You know dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isnt right for me MARTIN BENSON And you were thinking of what, making balloon animals Thats a bad job for a guy with a stinger 15 BARRY Well no MARTIN BENSON Janet, your sons not sure he wants to go into honey JANET BENSON Oh Barry, you are so funny sometimes BARRY Im not trying to be funny MARTIN BENSON Youre not funny, youre going into honey Our son, the stirrer JANET BENSON Youre going to be a stirrer BARRY No ones listening to me MARTIN BENSON Wait until you see the sticks I have for you BARRY I can say anything I want right now Im going to get an ant tattoo JANET BENSON Lets open some fresh honey and celebrate BARRY Maybe Ill pierce my thorax MARTIN BENSON (toasting) To honey BARRY Shave my antennae JANET BENSON To honey 16 BARRY Shack up with a grasshopper, get a gold tooth, and start calling everybody Dawg 760 JOB PLACEMENT EXT HONEX LOBBY ANGLE ON: A BEE BUS STOP One group of bees stands on the pavement, as another group hovers above them A doubledecker bus pulls up The hovering bees get on the top level, and the standing bees get on the bottom Barry and Adam pull up outside of Honex ADAM I cant believe were starting work today BARRY Todays the day Adam jumps out of the car ADAM (OC) Come on All the good jobs will be gone BARRY Yeah, right ANGLE ON: A BOARD READING: JOB PLACEMENT BOARD Buzzwell, the Bee Processor, is at the counter Another BEE APPLICANT, SANDY SHRIMPKIN is EXITING SANDY SHRIMPKIN Is it still available BUZZWELL Hang on (he looks at changing numbers on the board) Two left Andone of thems yours Congratulations Son, step to the side please 17 SANDY SHRIMPKIN Yeah ADAM (to Sandy, leaving) What did you get SANDY SHRIMPKIN Picking the crud out That is stellar ADAM Wow BUZZWELL (to Adam and Barry) Couple of newbies ADAM Yes Sir Our first day We are ready BUZZWELL Well, step up and make your choice ANGLE ON: A CHART listing the different sectors of Honex Heating, Cooling, Viscosity, Krelman, Pollen Counting, Stunt Bee, Pouring, Stirrer, Humming, Regurgitating, Front Desk, Hair Removal, Inspector No 7, Chef, Lint Coordinator, Stripe Supervisor, Antennaeball polisher, Mite Wrangler, Swatting Counselor, Wax Monkey, Wing Brusher, Hive Keeper, Restroom Attendant ADAM (to Barry) You want to go first BARRY No, you go ADAM Oh my Whats available BUZZWELL Restroom attendant is always open, and not for the reason you think ADAM Any chance of getting on to the Krelman, Sir BUZZWELL Sure, youre on 18 He plops the KRELMAN HAT onto Adams head ANGLE ON: The job board THE COLUMNS READ: OCCUPATION POSITIONS AVAILABLE , and STATUS The middle column has numbers, and the right column has job openings flipping between open , pending , and closed BUZZWELL Oh, Im sorry The Krelman just closed out ADAM Oh He takes the hat off Adam BUZZWELL Wax Monkeys always open The Krelman goes from Closed to Open BUZZWELL And the Krelman just opened up again ADAM What happened BUZZWELL Well, whenever a bee dies, thats an opening (pointing at the board) See that Hes dead, dead, another dead one, deady, deadified, two more dead Dead from the neck up, dead from the neck down But, thats life ANGLE ON: Barrys disturbed expression ADAM (feeling pressure to decide) Oh, this is so hard Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector no 7, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, antennaball polisher, mite wrangler Barry, Barry, what do you think I should Barry Barry 19 Barry is gone 775 LOU LODUCA SPEECH EXT JGATE SAME TIME Splitz, Jackson, Buzz, Lou and two other BEES are going through final preflight checks Barry ENTERS LOU LODUCA Alright, weve got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine Geranium window box on Sutton Place Barrys antennae rings, like a phone ADAM (VO) What happened to you Where are you Barry whispers throughout BARRY Im going out ADAM (VO) Out Out where BARRY Out there ADAM (VO) (putting it together) Oh no BARRY I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life ADAM (VO) Youre going to die Youre crazy Hello BARRY Oh, another call coming in 20 ADAM (VO) Youre cra Barry HANGS UP ANGLE ON: Lou Loduca LOU LODUCA If anyones feeling brave, theres a Korean Deli on 83rd that gets their roses today BARRY (timidly) Hey guys BUZZ Well, look at that SPLITZ Isnt that the kid we saw yesterday LOU LODUCA (to Barry) Hold it son, flight decks restricted JACKSON Its okay Lou, were going to take him up Splitz and Jackson CHUCKLE LOU LODUCA Really Feeling lucky, are ya A YOUNGER SMALLER BEE THAN BARRY, CHET, runs up with a release waiver for Barry to sign CHET Sign here Here Just initial that Thank you LOU LODUCA Okay, you got a rain advisory today and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain So be careful As always, (reading off clipboard) watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears, and bats 21 Also, I got a couple reports of root beer being poured on us Murphys in a home because of it, just babbling like a cicada BARRY Thats awful LOU LODUCA And a reminder for all you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans Alright, launch positions The Jocks get into formation, chanting as they move LOU LODUCA Black and Yellow JOCKS Hello SPLITZ (to Barry) Are you ready for this, hot shot BARRY Yeah Yeah, bring it on Barry NODS, terrified BUZZ Wind CHECK JOCK #1 Antennae CHECK JOCK #2 Nectar pack CHECK JACKSON Wings CHECK SPLITZ Stinger CHECK BARRY Scared out of my shorts CHECK LOU LODUCA Okay ladies, lets move it out Everyone FLIPS their goggles down Pit crew bees CRANK their wings, and remove the starting blocks We hear loud HUMMING 22 LOU LODUCA (CONT D) LOU LODUCA Pound those petunias, you striped stemsuckers All of you, drain those flowers A FLIGHT DECK GUY in deep crouch handsignals them out the archway as the backwash from the bee wings FLUTTERS his jump suit Barry follows everyone 800 FLYING WITH THE JOCKS The bees climb above tree tops in formation Barry is euphoric BARRY Whoa Im out I cant believe Im out So blue Ha ha ha (a beat) I feel so fastand free (re: kites in the sky) Box kite Wow They fly by several bicyclists, and approach a patch of flowers BARRY Flowers SPLITZ This is blue leader We have roses visual Bring it around thirty degrees and hold BARRY (sotto) Roses JACKSON Thirty degrees, roger, bringing it around Many pollen jocks break off from the main group They use their equipment to collect nectar from flowers Barry flies down to watch the jocks collect the nectar JOCK Stand to the side kid, its got a bit of a kick The jock fires the gun, and recoils Barry watches the gun fill up with nectar 23 BARRY Oh, that is one Nectar Collector JOCK You ever see pollination up close BARRY No, Sir He takes off, and the excess pollen dust falls causing the flowers to come back to life JOCK (as he pollinates) I pick some pollen up over here, sprinkle it over here, maybe a dash over there, pinch on that onesee that Its a little bit of magic, aint it The FLOWERS PERK UP as he pollinates BARRY Wow Thats amazing Why do we do that JOCK thats pollen power, Kid More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us BARRY Cool The Jock WINKS at Barry Barry rejoins the other jocks in the sky They swoop in over a pond, kissing the surface We see their image reflected in the water; theyre really moving They fly over a fountain BUZZ Im picking up a lot of bright yellow, could be daisies Dont we need those SPLITZ Copy that visual We see what appear to be yellow flowers on a green field 24 They go into a deep bank and dive BUZZ Hold on, one of these flowers seems to be on the move SPLITZ Say againAre you reporting a moving flower BUZZ Affirmative 900 TENNIS GAME The pollen jocks land It is a tennis court with dozens of tennis balls A COUPLE, VANESSA and KEN, plays tennis The bees land right in the midst of a group of balls KEN (OC) That was on the line The other bees start walking around amongst the immense, yellow globes SPLITZ This is the coolest What is it They stop at a BALL on a white line and look up at it JACKSON I dont know, but Im loving this color SPLITZ (smelling tennis ball) Smells good Not like a flower But I like it JACKSON Yeah, fuzzy BUZZ Chemicaly JACKSON Careful, guys, its a little grabby Barry LANDS on a ball and COLLAPSES 25 BARRY Oh my sweet lord of bees JACKSON Hey, candy brain, get off there Barry attempts to pulls his legs off, but they stick BARRY Problem A tennis shoe and a hand ENTER FRAME The hand picks up the ball with Barry underneath it BARRY Guys BUZZ This could be bad JACKSON Affirmative Vanessa walks back to the service line, BOUNCES the ball Each time it BOUNCES, the other bees cringe and GASP ANGLE ON: Barry, terrified Pure dumb luck, hes not getting squished BARRY (with each bounce) Very closeGonna HurtMammas little boy SPLITZ You are way out of position, rookie ANGLE ON: Vanessa serving We see Barry and the ball up against the racket as she brings it back She tosses the ball into the air; Barrys eyes widen The ball is STRUCK, and the rally is on KEN Coming in at you like a missile Ken HITS the ball back Barry feels the gforces ANGLE ON: The Pollen Jocks watching Barry pass by them in SLOW MOTION 26 BARRY (in slow motion) Help me JACKSON You know, I dont think these are flowers SPLITZ Should we tell him JACKSON I think he knows BARRY (OS) What is this Vanessa HITS a high arcing lob Ken waits, poised for the return We see Barry having trouble maneuvering the ball from fatigue KEN (overly confident) Match point ANGLE ON: Ken running up He has a killer look in his eyes Hes going to hit the ultimate overhead smash KEN You can just start packing up Honey, because I believe youre about to eat it ANGLE ON: Pollen Jocks JACKSON Ahem Ken is distracted by the jock KEN What No He misses badly The ball rockets into oblivion Barry is still hanging on ANGLE ON: Ken, berating himself KEN Oh, you cannot be serious We hear the ball WHISTLING, and Barry SCREAMING 27 BARRY Yowser 1000 SUV The ball flies through the air, and lands in the middle of the street It bounces into the street again, and sticks in the grille of an SUV INT CAR ENGINE BARRYS POV: the grille of the SUV sucks him up He tumbles through a black tunnel, whirling vanes, and pistons BARRY AHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHH EECHHH AHHHHHH Barry gets chilled by the AC system, and sees a frozen grasshopper BARRY (re: grasshopper) Eww, gross INT CAR The car is packed with a typical suburban family: MOTHER, FATHER, eightyear old BOY, LITTLE GIRL in a car seat and a GRANDMOTHER A big slobbery DOG is behind a grate Barry pops into the passenger compartment, hitting the Mothers magazine MOTHER Theres a bee in the car They all notice the bee and start SCREAMING BARRY Aaahhhh Barry tumbles around the car We see the faces from his POV MOTHER Do something 28 FATHER Im driving Barry flies by the little girl in her CAR SEAT She waves hello LITTLE GIRL Hi, bee SON Hes back here Hes going to sting me The car SWERVES around the road Barry flies into the back, where the slobbery dog SNAPS at him Barry deftly avoids the jaws and gross, flying SPITTLE MOTHER Nobody move If you dont move, he wont sting you Freeze Everyone in the car freezes Barry freezes They stare at each other, eyes going back and forth, waiting to see who will make the first move Barry blinks GRANNY He blinked Granny pulls out a can of HAIR SPRAY SON Spray him, Granny Granny sprays the hair spray everywhere FATHER What are you doing GRANNY Its hair spray Extra hold MOTHER Kill it Barry gets sprayed back by the hair spray, then sucked out of the sunroof 29 EXT CITY STREET BARRY Wow The tension level out here is unbelievable Ive got to get home As Barry flies down the street, it starts to RAIN He nimbly avoids the rain at first BARRY Whoa Whoa Cant fly in rain Cant fly in rain Cant fly in A couple of drops hit him, his wings go limp and he starts falling BARRY Mayday Mayday Bee going down Barry sees a window ledge and aims for it and just makes it Shivering and exhausted, he crawls into an open window as it CLOSES 1100 VANESSA SAVES BARRY INT VANESSAS APARTMENT Inside the window, Barry SHAKES off the rain like a dog Vanessa, Ken, Andy, and Anna ENTER the apartment VANESSA Ken, can you close the window please KEN Huh Oh (to Andy) Hey, check out my new resume I made it into a foldout brochure You see It folds out Ken holds up his brochure, with photos of himself, and a resume in the middle ANGLE ON: Barry hiding behind the curtains, as Ken CLOSES THE WINDOW 30 BARRY Oh no, more humans I dont need this Barry HOVERS up into the air and THROWS himself into the glass BARRY (dazed) Ow What was that He does it again, and then multiple more times BARRY Maybe this timethis time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time Barry JUMPS onto the drapes BARRY (out of breath) Drapes (then, re: glass) That is diabolical KEN Its fantastic Its got all my special skills, even my top ten favorite movies ANDY Whats your number one Star Wars KEN Ah, I dont go for that, (makes Star Wars noises), kind of stuff ANGLE ON: Barry BARRY No wonder were not supposed to talk to them Theyre out of their minds KEN When I walk out of a job interview theyre flabbergasted They cant believe the things I say Barry looks around and sees the LIGHT BULB FIXTURE in the middle of the ceiling 31 BARRY (re: light bulb) Oh, theres the sun Maybe thats a way out Barry takes off and heads straight for the light bulb His POV: The seventyfive watt label grows as he gets closer BARRY I dont remember the sun having a big seventy five on it Barry HITS the bulb and is KNOCKED SILLY He falls into a BOWL OF GUACAMOLE Andy dips his chip in the guacamole, taking Barry with it ANGLE ON: Ken and Andy KEN Ill tell you what You know what I predicted global warming I could feel it getting hotter At first I thought it was just me Barrys POV: Giant human mouth opening KEN Wait Stop Beeeeeee ANNA Kill it Kill it They all JUMP up from their chairs Andy looks around for something to use Ken comes in for the kill with a big TIMBERLAND BOOT on each hand KEN Stand back These are winter boots Vanessa ENTERS, and stops Ken from squashing Barry VANESSA (grabs Kens arm) Wait Dont kill him CLOSE UP: on Barrys puzzled face KEN You know Im allergic to them This thing could kill me 32 VANESSA Why does his life have any less value than yours She takes a GLASS TUMBLER and places it over Barry KEN Why does his life have any less value than mine Is that your statement VANESSA Im just saying, all life has value You dont know what hes capable of feeling Barry looks up through the glass and watches this conversation, astounded Vanessa RIPS Kens resume in half and SLIDES it under the glass KEN (wistful) My brochure Theres a moment of eye contact as she carries Barry to the window She opens it and sets him free VANESSA There you go, little guy KEN (OC) Im not scared of them But, you know, its an allergic thing ANDY (OC) * Hey, why dont you put that on your * resumebrochure * KEN (OC) Its not funny, my whole face could puff up ANDY (OC) Make it one of your Special Skills KEN (OC) You know, knocking someone out is also a special skill 33 EXT WINDOWSILL Barry stares over the window frame He cant believe whats just happened It is still RAINING DISSOLVE TO: 1200 BARRY SPEAKS EXT WINDOWSILL LATER Barry is still staring through the window Inside, everyones saying their goodbyes KEN Vanessa, next week Yogurt night VANESSA Uh, yeah sure Ken You know, whatever KEN You can put carob chips on there VANESSA Good night KEN (as he exits) Supposed to be less calories, or something VANESSA Bye She shuts the door Vanessa starts cleaning up BARRY Ive got to say something She saved my life Ive got to say something Alright, here it goes Barry flies in 34 INT VANESSAS APARTMENT Barry hides himself on different PRODUCTS placed along the kitchen shelves He hides on a Bumblebee Tuna can, and a Greetings From Coney Island MUSCLEMAN POSTCARD on the fridge BARRY (on fridge) What would I say (landing on a bottle) I could really get in trouble He stands looking at Vanessa BARRY Its a bee law Youre not supposed to talk to a human I cant believe Im doing this Ive got to Oh, I cant do it Come on No, yes, no, do it I cant How should I start it You like jazz No, thats no good Here she comes Speak, you fool As Vanessa walks by, Barry takes a DEEP BREATH BARRY (cheerful) Ummhi Vanessa DROPS A STACK OF DISHES, and HOPS BACK BARRY Im sorry VANESSA Youre talking BARRY Yes, I know, I know VANESSA Youre talking BARRY I know, Im sorry Im so sorry VANESSA Its okay Its fine Its just, I know Im dreaming, but I dont recall going to bed 35 BARRY Well, you know Im sure this is very disconcerting VANESSA Well yeah I mean this is a bit of a surprise to me I meanyoure a bee BARRY Yeah, I am a bee, and you know Im not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me and if it wasnt for youI mean, I had to thank you Its just the way I was raised Vanessa intentionally JABS her hand with a FORK VANESSA Ow BARRY That was a little weird VANESSA (to herself) Im talking to a bee BARRY Yeah VANESSA Im talking to a bee BARRY Anyway VANESSA And a bee is talking to me BARRY I just want you to know that Im grateful, and Im going to leave now VANESSA Wait, wait, wait, wait, how did you learn to do that BARRY What 36 VANESSA The talking thing BARRY Same way you did, I guess Mama, Dada, honey, you pick it up VANESSA Thats very funny BARRY Yeah Bees are funny If we didnt laugh, wed cry With what we have to deal with Vanessa LAUGHS BARRY Anyway VANESSA Can I, uh, get you something BARRY Like what VANESSA I dont know I mean, I dont know Coffee BARRY Well, uh, I dont want to put you out VANESSA Its no trouble BARRY Unless youre making anyway VANESSA Oh, it takes two minutes BARRY Really VANESSA Its just coffee BARRY I hate to impose 37 VANESSA Dont be ridiculous BARRY Actually, I would love a cup VANESSA Hey, you want a little rum cake BARRY I really shouldnt VANESSA Have a little rum cake BARRY No, no, no, I cant VANESSA Oh, come on BARRY You know, Im trying to lose a couple micrograms here VANESSA Where BARRY Well These stripes dont help VANESSA You look great BARRY I dont know if you know anything about fashion Vanessa starts POURING the coffee through an imaginary cup and directly onto the floor BARRY Are you alright VANESSA No DISSOLVE TO: 1300 ROOFTOP COFFEE 38 EXT VANESSAS ROOF LATER Barry and Vanessa are drinking coffee on her roof terrace He is perched on her keychain BARRY He cant get a taxi Hes making the tie in the cab, as theyre flying up Madison So he finally gets there VANESSA Uh huh BARRY He runs up the steps into the church, the wedding is on VANESSA Yeah BARRY and he says, watermelon I thought you said Guatemalan VANESSA Uh huh BARRY Why would I marry a watermelon Barry laughs Vanessa doesnt VANESSA Oh Is that, uh, a bee joke BARRY Yeah, thats the kind of stuff that we do VANESSA Yeah, different A BEAT VANESSA So anywaywhat are you going to do, Barry 39 BARRY About work I dont know I want to do my part for the hive, but I cant do it the way they want VANESSA I know how you feel BARRY You do VANESSA Sure, my parents wanted me to be a lawyer or doctor, but I wanted to be a florist BARRY Really VANESSA My only interest is flowers BARRY Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan VANESSA Oh BARRY Anyway, see theres my hive, right there You can see it VANESSA Oh, youre in Sheep Meadow BARRY (excited) Yes You know the turtle pond VANESSA Yes BARRY Im right off of that VANESSA Oh, no way I know that area Do you know I lost a toering there once BARRY Really 40 VANESSA Yes BARRY Why do girls put rings on their toes VANESSA Why not BARRY I dont know Its like putting a hat on your knee VANESSA Really Okay A JANITOR in the background changes a LIGHTBULB To him, it appears that Vanessa is talking to an imaginary friend JANITOR You all right, maam VANESSA Oh, yeah, fine Just having two cups of coffee BARRY Anyway, this has been great (wiping his mouth) Thanks for the coffee Barry gazes at Vanessa VANESSA Oh yeah, its no trouble BARRY Sorry I couldnt finish it Vanessa giggles BARRY (re: coffee) If I did, Id be up the rest of my life Ummm Can I take a piece of this with me VANESSA Sure Here, have a crumb She takes a CRUMB from the plate and hands it to Barry 41 BARRY (a little dreamy) Oh, thanks VANESSA Yeah There is an awkward pause BARRY Alright, well then, I guess Ill see you around, or not, or VANESSA Okay Barry BARRY And thank you so much again, for before VANESSA Oh that BARRY Yeah VANESSA Oh, that was nothing BARRY Well, not nothing, but, anyway Vanessa extends her hand, and shakes Barrys gingerly The Janitor watches The lightbulb shorts out The Janitor FALLS 1400 HONEX INT HONEX BUILDING NEXT DAY ANGLE ON: A TEST BEE WEARING A PARACHUTE is in a wind tunnel, hovering through increasingly heavy wind SIGNS UNDER A FLASHING LIGHT READ: Test In Progress & Hurricane Survival Test 2 BEES IN A LAB COATS are observing behind glass 42 LAB COAT BEE 1 This cant possibly work LAB COAT BEE 2 Well, hes all set to go, we may as well try it (into the mic) Okay Dave, pull the chute The test bee opens his parachute Hes instantly blown against the rear wall Adam and Barry ENTER ADAM Sounds amazing BARRY Oh, it was amazing It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life ADAM Humans Humans I cant believe you were with humans Giant scary humans What were they like BARRY Huge and crazy They talk crazy, they eat crazy giant things They drive around real crazy ADAM And do they try and kill you like on TV BARRY Some of them But some of them dont ADAM Howd you get back BARRY Poodle ADAM Look, you did it And Im glad You saw whatever you wanted to see out there, you had your experience , and now youre back, you can pick out your job, and everything can be normal 43 ANGLE ON: LAB BEES examining a CANDY CORN through a microscope BARRY Well ADAM Well BARRY Well, I met someone ADAM You met someone Was she Beeish BARRY Mmm ADAM Not a WASP Your parents will kill you BARRY No, no, no, not a wasp ADAM Spider BARRY You know, Im not attracted to the spiders I know to everyone else its like the hottest thing with the eight legs and all I cant get by that face Barry makes a spider face ADAM So, who is she BARRY Shes a human ADAM Oh no, no, no, no That didnt happen You didnt do that That is a bee law You wouldnt break a bee law BARRY Her names Vanessa 44 ADAM Oh, oh boy BARRY Shes soo nice And shes a florist ADAM Oh, no No, no, no Youre dating a human florist BARRY Were not dating ADAM Youre flying outside the hive Youre talking to human beings that attack our homes with power washers and M80s Thats 18 of a stick of dynamite BARRY She saved my life And she understands me ADAM This is over Barry pulls out the crumb BARRY Eat this Barry stuffs the crumb into Adams face ADAM This is not over What was that BARRY They call it a crumb ADAM That was SO STINGING STRIPEY BARRY And thats not even what they eat That just falls off what they eat Do you know what a Cinnabon is ADAM No 45 BARRY Its bread ADAM Come in here BARRY and cinnamon, ADAM Be quiet BARRY and frostingthey heat it up ADAM Sit down INT ADAMS OFFICE BARRY Really hot ADAM Listen to me We are not them Were us Theres us and theres them BARRY Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning Barry rolls his chair down the corridor ADAM Theres no yearning Stop yearning Listen to me You have got to start thinking bee, my friend ANOTHER BEE JOINS IN ANOTHER BEE Thinking bee WIDER SHOT AS A 3RD BEE ENTERS, popping up over the cubicle wall 3RD BEE Thinking bee EVEN WIDER SHOT AS ALL THE BEES JOIN IN 46 OTHER BEES Thinking bee Thinking bee Thinking bee 1500 POOLSIDE NAGGING EXT BACKYARD PARENTS HOUSE DAY Barry sits on a RAFT in a hexagon honey pool, legs dangling into the water Janet Benson and Martin Benson stand over him wearing big, sixties sunglasses and cabanatype outfits The sun shines brightly behind their heads JANET BENSON (OC) There he is Hes in the pool MARTIN BENSON You know what your problem is, Barry BARRY Ive got to start thinking bee MARTIN BENSON Barry, how much longer is this going to go on Its been three days I dont understand why youre not working BARRY Well, Ive got a lot of big life decisions Im thinking about MARTIN BENSON What life You have no life You have no job Youre barely a bee Barry throws his hands in the air BARRY Augh JANET BENSON Would it kill you to just make a little honey Barry ROLLS off the raft and SINKS to the bottom of the pool We hear his parents MUFFLED VOICES from above the surface 47 JANET BENSON (muffled) Barry, come out from under there Your fathers talking to you Martin, would you talk to him MARTIN BENSON Barry, Im talking to you DISSOLVE TO: EXT PICNIC AREA DAY MUSIC: Sugar Sugar by the Archies Barry and Vanessa are having a picnic A MOSQUITO lands on Vanessas leg She SWATS it violently Barrys head whips around, aghast They stare at each other awkwardly in a frozen moment, then BURST INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER Vanessa GETS UP VANESSA You coming BARRY Got everything VANESSA All set Vanessa gets into a oneman Ultra Light plane with a black and yellow paint scheme She puts on her helmet BARRY You go ahead, Ill catch up VANESSA (come hither wink) Dont be too long The Ultra Light takes off Barry catches up They fly sidebyside VANESSA Watch this Vanessa does a loop, and FLIES right into the side of a mountain, BURSTING into a huge ball of flames 48 BARRY (yelling, anguished) Vanessa EXT BARRYS PARENTS HOUSE ANGLE ON: Barrys face bursting through the surface of the pool, GASPING for air, eyes opening in horror MARTIN BENSON Were still here, Barry JANET BENSON I told you not to yell at him He doesnt respond when you yell at him MARTIN BENSON Then why are you yelling at me JANET BENSON Because you dont listen MARTIN BENSON Im not listening to this Barry is toweling off, putting on his sweater BARRY Sorry Mom, Ive got to go JANET BENSON Where are you going BARRY Nowhere Im meeting a friend Barry JUMPS off the balcony and EXITS JANET BENSON (calling after him) A girl Is this why you cant decide BARRY Bye JANET BENSON I just hope shes Beeish 49 1700 STREETWALKSUPERMARKET EXT VANESSAS FLORIST SHOP DAY Vanessa FLIPS the sign to say Sorry We Missed You , and locks the door ANGLE ON: A POSTER on Vanessas door for the Tournament of Roses Parade in Pasadena BARRY So they have a huge parade of just flowers every year in Pasadena VANESSA Oh, to be in the Tournament of Roses, thats every florists dream Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering BARRY Wow, a tournament Do the roses actually compete in athletic events VANESSA No Alright, Ive got one How come you dont fly everywhere BARRY Its exhausting Why dont you run everywhere VANESSA Hmmm BARRY Isnt that faster VANESSA Yeah, okay I see, I see Alright, your turn Barry and Vanessa walkfly down a New York side street, no other pedestrians near them BARRY Ah Tivo You can just freeze live TV Thats insane 50 VANESSA What, you dont have anything like that BARRY We have Hivo, but its a disease Its a horrible, horrible disease VANESSA Oh my They turn the corner onto a busier avenue and people start to swat at Barry MAN Dumb bees VANESSA You must just want to sting all those jerks BARRY We really try not to sting Its usually fatal for us VANESSA So you really have to watch your temper They ENTER a SUPERMARKET INT SUPERMARKET BARRY Oh yeah, very carefully You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out You work through it like any emotion anger, jealousy, (under his breath) lust Barry hops on top of some cardboard boxes in the middle of an aisle A stock boy, HECTOR, whacks him with a rolled up magazine VANESSA (to Barry) Oh my goodness Are you okay 51 BARRY Yeah Whew Vanessa WHACKS Hector over the head with the magazine VANESSA (to Hector) What is wrong with you HECTOR Its a bug VANESSA Well hes not bothering anybody Get out of here, you creep Vanessa pushes him, and Hector EXITS, muttering BARRY (shaking it off) What was that, a Pick and Save circular VANESSA Yeah, it was How did you know BARRY It felt like about ten pages Seventyfives pretty much our limit VANESSA Boy, youve really got that down to a science BARRY Oh, we have to I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue VANESSA Ill bet Barry stops, sees the wall of honey jars BARRY What, in the name of Mighty Hercules, is this How did this get here Cute Bee Golden Blossom Ray Liotta Private Select VANESSA Is he that actor 52 BARRY I never heard of him Why is this here VANESSA For people We eat it BARRY Why (gesturing around the market) You dont have enough food of your own VANESSA Well yes, we BARRY How do you even get it VANESSA Well, bees make it BARRY I know who makes it And its hard to make it Theres Heating and Cooling, and Stirringyou need a whole Krelman thing VANESSA Its organic BARRY Its ourganic VANESSA Its just honey, Barry BARRY Justwhat Bees dont know about this This is stealing A lot of stealing Youve taken our homes, our schools, our hospitals This is all we have And its on sale Im going to get to the bottom of this Im going to get to the bottom of all of this He RIPS the label off the Ray Liotta Private Select 53 1800 WINDSHIELD EXT BACK OF SUPERMARKET LOADING DOCK LATER THAT DAY Barry disguises himself by blacking out his yellow lines with a MAGIC MARKER and putting on some war paint He sees Hector, the stock boy, with a knife CUTTING open cardboard boxes filled with honey jars MAN You almost done HECTOR Almost Barry steps in some honey, making a SNAPPING noise Hector stops and turns HECTOR He is here I sense it Hector grabs his BOX CUTTER Barry REACTS, hides himself behind the box again HECTOR (talking too loud, to no one in particular) Well, I guess Ill go home now, and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around A BEAT Hector pretends to exit He takes a couple of steps in place ANGLE ON: The honey jar Barry steps out into a moody spotlight BARRY Youre busted, box boy HECTOR Ah ha I knew I heard something So, you can talk Barry flies up, stinger out, pushing Hector up against the wall As Hector backs up, he drops his knife BARRY Oh, I can talk And now youre going to start talking 54 Where are you getting all the sweet stuff Whos your supplier HECTOR I dont know what youre talking about I thought we were all friends The last thing we want to do is upset any of youbees Hector grabs a PUSHPIN Barry fences with his stinger HECTOR Youre too late Its ours now BARRY You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword HECTOR You, sir, are about to be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio Barry and Hector get into a crossswords, nosetonose confrontation BARRY Where is the honey coming from Barry knocks the pushpin out of his hand Barry puts his stinger up to Hectors nose BARRY Tell me where HECTOR (pointing to a truck) Honey Farms It comes from Honey Farms ANGLE ON: A Honey Farms truck leaving the parking lot Barry turns, takes off after the truck through an alley He follows the truck out onto a busy street, dodging a bus, and several cabs CABBIE Crazy person He flies through a metal pipe on the top of a truck BARRY OOOHHH 55 BARRY Barry grabs onto a bicycle messengers backpack The honey farms truck starts to pull away Barry uses the bungee cord to slingshot himself towards the truck He lands on the windshield, where the wind plasters him to the glass He looks up to find himself surrounded by what appear to be DEAD BUGS He climbs across, working his way around the bodies BARRY Oh my What horrible thing has happened here Look at these faces They never knew what hit them And now theyre on the road to nowhere A MOSQUITO opens his eyes MOOSEBLOOD Pssst Just keep still BARRY What Youre not dead MOOSEBLOOD Do I look dead Hey man, they will wipe anything that moves Now, where are you headed BARRY To Honey Farms I am onto something huge here MOOSEBLOOD Im going to Alaska Moose blood Crazy stuff Blows your head off LADYBUG Im going to Tacoma BARRY (to fly) What about you MOOSEBLOOD He really is dead BARRY Alright The WIPER comes towards them 56 MOOSEBLOOD Uh oh BARRY What is that MOOSEBLOOD Oh no Its a wiper, triple blade BARRY Triple blade MOOSEBLOOD Jump on Its your only chance, bee They hang on as the wiper goes back and forth MOOSEBLOOD (yelling to the truck driver through the glass) Why does everything have to be so doggone clean How much do you people need to see Open your eyes Stick your head out the window INT TRUCK CAB SFX: Radio RADIO VOICE For NPR News in Washington, Im Carl Kasell EXT TRUCK WINDSHIELD MOOSEBLOOD But dont kill no more bugs The Mosquito is FLUNG off of the wiper MOOSEBLOOD Beeeeeeeeeeeeee BARRY Moose blood guy 57 Barry slides toward the end of the wiper, is thrown off, but he grabs the AERIAL and hangs on for dear life Barry looks across and sees a CRICKET on another vehicle in the exact same predicament They look at each other and SCREAM in unison BARRY AND CRICKET Aaaaaaaaaah ANOTHER BUG grabs onto the aerial, and screams as well INT TRUCK CAB SAME TIME DRIVER You hear something TRUCKER PASSENGER Like what DRIVER Like tiny screaming TRUCKER PASSENGER Turn off the radio The driver reaches down and PRESSES a button, lowering the aerial EXT TRUCK WINDSHIELD SAME TIME Barry and the other bug do a choose up to the bottom, Barry wins BARRY Aha Then he finally has to let go and gets thrown into the truck horn atop cab Mooseblood is inside MOOSEBLOOD Hey, whats up bee boy BARRY Hey, Blood DISSOLVE TO: 58 INT TRUCK HORN LATER BARRY and it was just an endless row of honey jars as far as the eye could see MOOSEBLOOD Wow BARRY So Im just assuming wherever this honey truck goes, thats where theyre getting it I mean, that honeys ours MOOSEBLOOD Bees hang tight BARRY Well, were all jammed in there Its a close community MOOSEBLOOD Not us, man Were on our own Every mosquito is on his own BARRY But what if you get in trouble MOOSEBLOOD Trouble Youre a mosquito Youre in trouble Nobody likes us Theyre just all smacking People see a mosquito, smack, smack BARRY At least youre out in the world You must meet a lot of girls MOOSEBLOOD Mosquito girls try to trade up; get with a moth, dragonflymosquito girl dont want no mosquito A BLOOD MOBILE pulls up alongside MOOSEBLOOD Whoa, you have got to be kidding me Moosebloods about to leave the building So long bee 59 Mooseblood EXITS the horn, and jumps onto the blood mobile MOOSEBLOOD Hey guys I knew Id catch you all down here Did you bring your crazy straws 1900 THE APIARY EXT APIARY LATER Barry sees a SIGN, Honey Farms The truck comes to a stop SFX: The Honey farms truck blares its horn Barry flies out, lands on the hood ANGLE ON: Two BEEKEEPERS, FREDDY and ELMO, walking around to the back of the gift shop Barry follows them, and lands in a nearby tree FREDDY then we throw it in some jars, slap a label on it, and its pretty much pure profit BARRY What is this place ELMO Bees got a brain the size of a pinhead FREDDY They are pinheads The both LAUGH ANGLE ON: Barry REACTING They arrive at the back of the shop where one of them opens a SMOKER BOX FREDDY Hey, check out the new smoker 60 ELMO Oh, Sweet Thats the one you want FREDDY The Thomas 3000 BARRY Smoker FREDDY 90 puffs a minute, semiautomatic Twice the nicotine, all the tar They LAUGH again, nefariously FREDDY Couple of breaths of this, and it knocks them right out They make the honey, and we make the money BARRY They make the honey, and we make the money Barry climbs onto the netting of Freddys hat He climbs up to the brim and looks over the edge He sees the apiary boxes as Freddy SMOKES them BARRY Oh my As Freddy turns around, Barry jumps into an open apiary box, and into an apartment HOWARD and FRAN are just coming to from the smoking BARRY Whats going on Are you okay HOWARD Yeah, it doesnt last too long HE COUGHS a few times BARRY How did you two get here Do you know youre in a fake hive with fake walls HOWARD (pointing to a picture on the wall) 61 Our queen was moved here, we had no choice BARRY (looking at a picture on the wall) This is your queen Thats a man in womens clothes Thats a dragqueen The other wall opens Barry sees the hundreds of apiary boxes BARRY What is this Barry pulls out his camera, and starts snapping BARRY Oh no Theres hundreds of them (VO, as Barry takes pictures) Bee honey, our honey, is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale 2100 BARRY TELLS FAMILY INT BARRYS PARENTS HOUSE LIVING ROOM LATER Barry has assembled his parents, Adam, and Uncle Carl BARRY This is worse than anything the bears have done to us And I intend to do something about it JANET BENSON Oh Barry, stop MARTIN BENSON Who told you that humans are taking our honey Thats just a rumor BARRY Do these look like rumors Barry throws the PICTURES on the table Uncle Carl, cleaning his glasses with his shirt tail, digs through a bowl of nuts with his finger 62 HOWARD UNCLE CARL Thats a conspiracy theory These are obviously doctored photos JANET BENSON Barry, how did you get mixed up in all this ADAM (jumping up) Because hes been talking to humans JANET BENSON Whaaat MARTIN BENSON Talking to humans Oh Barry ADAM He has a human girlfriend and they make out JANET BENSON Make out Barry BARRY We do not ADAM You wish you could BARRY Whos side are you on ADAM The bees Uncle Carl stands up and pulls his pants up to his chest UNCLE CARL I dated a cricket once in San Antonio Man, those crazy legs kept me up all night Hotcheewah JANET BENSON Barry, this is what you want to do with your life BARRY This is what I want to do for all our lives Nobody works harder than bees 63 Dad, I remember you coming home some nights so overworked, your hands were still stirring You couldnt stop them MARTIN BENSON Ehhh JANET BENSON (to Martin) I remember that BARRY What right do they have to our hardearned honey Were living on two cups a year Theyre putting it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever MARTIN BENSON Even if its true, Barry, what could one bee do BARRY Im going to sting them where it really hurts MARTIN BENSON In the face BARRY No MARTIN BENSON In the eye That would really hurt BARRY No MARTIN BENSON Up the nose Thats a killer BARRY No Theres only one place you can sting the humans One place where it really matters 2300 HIVE AT 5 NEWSBEE LARRY KING 64 BARRY INT NEWS STUDIO DAY DRAMATIC NEWS MUSIC plays as the opening news uence rolls We see the Hive at Five logo, followed by shots of past news events: A BEE freeway chase, a BEE BEARD protest rally, and a BEAR pawing at the hive as the BEES flee in panic BOB BUMBLE (VO) Hive at Five, the hives only full hour action news source SHOTS of NEWSCASTERS flash up on screen BOB BUMBLE (VO) With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk BOB has a big shock of anchorman hair, gray temples and overly white teeth BOB BUMBLE (VO) weather with Storm Stinger, sports with Buzz Larvi, and Jeanette Chung JEANETTE is an Asian bee BOB BUMBLE Good evening, Im Bob Bumble JEANETTE CHUNG And Im Jeanette Chung BOB BUMBLE Our top story, a tricounty bee, Barry Benson INSERT: Barrys graduation picture BOB BUMBLE is saying he intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it, and profiting from it illegally 65 INT BEENN STUDIO BEE LARRY KING LIVE BEE LARRY KING, wearing suspenders and glasses, is interviewing Barry A LOWERTHIRD CHYRON reads: Bee Larry King Live BEE LARRY KING Dont forget, tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we are going to have three former Queens all right here in our studio discussing their new book, Classy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon (to Barry) Tonight, were talking to Barry Benson Did you ever think, Im just a kid from the hive, I cant do this BARRY Larry, bees have never been afraid to change the world I mean, what about BeeColumbus BeeGhandi Begeesus BEE LARRY KING Well, where Im from you wouldnt think of suing humans We were thinking more like stick ball, candy stores BARRY How old are you BEE LARRY KING I want you to know that the entire bee community is supporting you in this case, which is certain to be the trial of the bee century BARRY Thank you, Larry You know, they have a Larry King in the human world, too BEE LARRY KING Its a common name Next week on Bee Larry King 66 BARRY No, I mean he looks like you And he has a show with suspenders and different colored dots behind him BEE LARRY KING Next week on Bee Larry King BARRY Old guy glasses, and theres quotes along the bottom from the guest youre watching even though you just heard them BEE LARRY KING Bear week next week Theyre scary, theyre hairy, and theyre here live Bee Larry King EXITS BARRY Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes (lights go out) Very Jewish 2400 FLOWER SHOP INT VANESSAS FLOWER SHOP NIGHT Stacks of law books are piled up, legal forms, etc Vanessa is talking with Ken in the other room KEN Look, in tennis, you attack at the point of weakness VANESSA But it was my grandmother, Ken Shes 81 KEN Honey, her backhands a joke Im not going to take advantage of that 67 BARRY (OC) Quiet please Actual work going on here KEN Is that that same bee BARRY (OC) Yes it is VANESSA Im helping him sue the human race KEN What Barry ENTERS BARRY Oh, hello KEN Hello Bee Barry flies over to Vanessa VANESSA This is Ken BARRY Yeah, I remember you Timberland, size 10 12, Vibram sole I believe KEN Why does he talk again, Hun VANESSA (to Ken, sensing the tension) Listen, youd better go because were really busy working KEN But its our yogurt night VANESSA (pushing him out the door) Ohbye bye She CLOSES the door KEN Why is yogurt night so difficult 68 Vanessa ENTERS the back room carrying coffee VANESSA Oh you poor thing, you two have been at this for hours BARRY Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help ANGLE ON: A EMPTY CINNABON BOX with Adam asleep inside, covered in frosting VANESSA How many sugars BARRY Just one I try not to use the competition So, why are you helping me, anyway VANESSA Bees have good qualities BARRY (rowing on the sugar cube like a gondola) Si, Certo VANESSA And it feels good to take my mind off the shop I dont know why, instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now BARRY Yeah, those are greatif youre 3 VANESSA And artificial flowers BARRY (re: plastic flowers) Oh, they just get me psychotic VANESSA Yeah, me too BARRY The bent stingers, the pointless pollination 69 VANESSA Bees must hate those fake plastic things BARRY Theres nothing worse than a daffodil thats had work done VANESSA (holding up the lawsuit documents) Well, maybe this can make up for it a little bit EXT VANESSAS FLORIST SHOP They EXIT the store, and cross to the mailbox VANESSA You know Barry, this lawsuit is a pretty big deal BARRY I guess VANESSA Are you sure that you want to go through with it BARRY Am I sure (kicking the envelope into the mailbox) When Im done with the humans, they wont be able to say, Honey, Im home, without paying a royalty 2700 MEET MONTGOMERY EXT MANHATTAN COURTHOUSE DAY POV SHOT A camera feed turns on, revealing a newsperson 70 PRESS PERSON #2 (talking to camera) Sarah, its an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan where all eyes and ears of the world are anxiously waiting, because for the first time in history, were going to hear for ourselves if a honey bee can actually speak ANGLE ON: Barry, Vanessa, and Adam getting out of the cab The press spots Barry and Vanessa and pushes in Adam sits on Vanessas shoulder INT COURTHOUSE Barry, Vanessa, and Adam sit at the Plaintiffs Table VANESSA (turns to Barry) What have we gotten into here, Barry BARRY I dont know, but its pretty big, isnt it ADAM I cant believe how many humans dont have to be at work during the day BARRY Hey, you think these billion dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers EXT COURTHOUSE STEPS A BIG BLACK CAR pulls up ANGLE ON: the grill filling the frame We see the LTM monogram on the hood ornament The defense lawyer, LAYTON T MONTGOMERY comes out, squashing a bug on the pavement 71 INT COURTHOUSE Barry SHUDDERS VANESSA Whats the matter BARRY I dont know I just got a chill Montgomery ENTERS He walks by Barrys table shaking a honey packet MONTGOMERY Well, if it isnt the BTeam (re: the honey packet) Any of you boys work on this He CHUCKLES The JUDGE ENTERS 3000 WITNESSES BAILIFF All rise The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding JUDGE (shuffling papers) AlrightCase number 4475, Superior Court of New York Barry Bee Benson vs the honey industry, is now in session Mr Montgomery, you are representing the five major food companies, collectively ANGLE ON: Montgomerys BRIEFCASE It has an embossed emblem of an EAGLE, holding a gavel in one talon and a briefcase in the other MONTGOMERY A privilege JUDGE Mr Benson Barry STANDS JUDGE You are representing all bees of the world 72 Montgomery, the stenographer, and the jury lean in EXT COURTHOUSE The spectators outside freeze The helicopters angle forward to listen closely INT COURTHOUSE BARRY Bzzz bzzz bzzzAhh, Im kidding, Im kidding Yes, your honor We are ready to proceed ANGLE ON: Courtroom hubbub JUDGE And Mr Montgomery, your opening statement, please Montgomery rises MONTGOMERY (grumbles, clears his throat) Ladies and gentlemen of the jury My grandmother was a simple woman Born on a farm, she believed it was mans divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us If we were to live in the topsyturvy world Mr Benson imagines, just think of what it would mean Maybe I would have to negotiate with the silk worm for the elastic in my britches Talking bee How do we know this isnt some sort of holographic motion picture capture Hollywood wizardry They could be using laser beams, robotics, ventriloquism, cloningfor all we know he could be on steroids Montgomery leers at Barry, who moves to the stand 73 JUDGE Mr Benson Barry makes his opening statement BARRY Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, theres no trickery here Im just an ordinary bee And as a bee, honeys pretty important to me Its important to all bees We invented it, we make it, and we protect it with our lives Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take whatever they want from us cause were the little guys And what Im hoping is that after this is all over, youll see how by taking our honey, youre not only taking away everything we have, but everything we are ANGLE ON: Vanessa smiling ANGLE ON: The BEE GALLERY wiping tears away INT BENSON HOUSE Barrys family is watching the case on TV JANET BENSON Oh, I wish he would dress like that all the time So nice INT COURTROOM LATER JUDGE Call your first witness 74 INT COURTHOUSE LATER BARRY So, Mr Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms Pretty big company you have there MR VANDERHAYDEN I suppose so BARRY And I see you also own HoneyBurton, and HonRon MR VANDERHAYDEN Yes They provide beekeepers for our farms BARRY Beekeeper I find that to be a very disturbing term, I have to say I dont imagine you employ any bee freeers, do you MR VANDERHAYDEN No BARRY Im sorry I couldnt hear you MR VANDERHAYDEN (louder) No BARRY No Because you dont free bees You keep bees And not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey MR VANDERHAYDEN Well, theyre very lovable creatures Yogibear, Fozzybear, Buildabear BARRY Yeah, you mean like this Vanessa and the SUPERINTENDANT from her building ENTER with a GIANT FEROCIOUS GRIZZLY BEAR He has a neck collar and chains extending from either side 75 By pulling the chains, they bring him directly in front of Vanderhayden The bear LUNGES and ROARS BARRY Bears kill bees How would you like his big hairy head crashing into your living room Biting into your couch, spitting out your throwpillowsrowr, rowr The bear REACTS BEAR Rowr BARRY Okay, thats enough Take him away Vanessa and the Superintendant pull the bear out of the courtroom Vanderhayden TREMBLES The judge GLARES at him INT COURTROOM A LITTLE LATER Barry questions STING BARRY So, Mr Sting Thank you for being here Your name intrigues me, I have to say Where have I heard it before STING I was with a band called The Police BARRY But youve never been a police officer of any kind, have you STING No, I havent 76 BARRY No, you havent And so, here we have yet another example of bee culture being casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a pranceabout stage name STING Oh please BARRY Have you ever been stung, Mr Sting Because Im feeling a little stung, Sting Or should I say, (looking in folder) Mr Gordon M Sumner The jury GASPS MONTGOMERY (to his aides) Thats not his real name You idiots INT COURTHOUSE LATER BARRY Mr Liotta, first may I offer my belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005 LIOTTA Thank you Thank you Liotta LAUGHS MANIACALLY BARRY I also see from your resume that youre devilishly handsome, but with a churning inner turmoil thats always ready to blow LIOTTA I enjoy what I do Is that a crime 77 BARRY Not yet it isnt But is this what its come to for you, Mr Liotta Exploiting tiny helpless bees so you dont have to rehearse your part, and learn your lines, Sir LIOTTA Watch it Benson, I could blow right now BARRY This isnt a goodfella This is a badfella LIOTTA (exploding, trying to smash Barry with the Emmy) Why doesnt someone just step on this little creep and we can all go home Youre all thinking it Say it JUDGE Order Order in this courtroom A MONTAGE OF NEWSPAPER HEADLINES FOLLOWS: NEW YORK POST: Bees to Humans: Buzz Off NEW YORK TELEGRAM: Sue Bee DAILY VARIETY: Studio Dumps Liotta Project Slams Door on Unlawful Entry 2 3175 CANDLELIGHT DINNER INT VANESSAS APARTMENT Barry and Vanessa are having a candle light dinner Visible behind Barry is a LITTLE MISSY SET BOX, with the flaps open BARRY Well, I just think that was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that 78 VANESSA Im telling you, I think the jurys on our side BARRY Are we doing everything rightyou know, legally VANESSA Im a florist BARRY Right, right Barry raises his glass BARRY Well, heres to a great team VANESSA To a great team They toast Ken ENTERS KEN Well hello VANESSA OhKen BARRY Hello VANESSA I didnt think you were coming KEN No, I was just late I tried to call But, (holding his cell phone) the battery VANESSA I didnt want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry Luckily he was free BARRY Yeah KEN (gritting his teeth) Oh, that was lucky 79 VANESSA Well, theres still a little left I could heat it up KEN Yeah, heat it up Sure, whatever Vanessa EXITS Ken and Barry look at each other as Barry eats BARRY So, I hear youre quite a tennis player Im not much for the game myself I find the ball a little grabby KEN Thats where I usually sit Right there VANESSA (OC) Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isnt really a special skill KEN (to Barry) You think I dont see what youre doing BARRY Hey look, I know how hard it is trying to find the right job We certainly have that in common KEN Do we BARRY Well, bees have 100% employment, of course But we do jobs like taking the crud out KEN Thats just what I was thinking about doing Ken holds his table knife up It slips out of his hand He goes under the table to pick it up 80 VANESSA Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz I hope that was alright Ken hits his head on the table BARRY Im going to go drain the old stinger KEN Yeah, you do that Barry EXITS to the bathroom, grabbing a small piece of a VARIETY MAGAZINE on the way BARRY Oh, look at that Ken slams the champagne down on the table Ken closes his eyes and buries his face in his hands He grabs a magazine on the way into the bathroom 2800 BARRY FIGHTS KEN INT BATHROOM Ken ENTERS, closes the door behind him Hes not happy Barry is washing his hands He glances back at Ken KEN You know, Ive just about had it with your little mind games BARRY Whats that KEN Italian Vogue BARRY Mamma Mia, thats a lot of pages KEN Its a lot of ads BARRY Remember what Van said Why is your life any more valuable than mine 81 KEN Its funny, I just cant seem to recall that Ken WHACKS at Barry with the magazine He misses and KNOCKS EVERYTHING OFF THE VANITY Ken grabs a can of AIR FRESHENER KEN I think something stinks in here He sprays at Barry BARRY I love the smell of flowers KEN Yeah How do you like the smell of flames Ken lights the stream BARRY Not as much Barry flies in a circle Ken, trying to stay with him, spins in place ANGLE ON: Flames outside the bathroom door Ken slips on the Italian Vogue, falls backward into the shower, pulling down the shower curtain The can hits him in the head, followed by the shower curtain rod, and the rubber duck Ken reaches back, grabs the handheld shower head He whips around, looking for Barry ANGLE ON: A WATERBUG near the drain WATERBUG Waterbug Not taking sides Barry is on the toilet tank He comes out from behind a shampoo bottle, wearing a chapstick cap as a helmet BARRY Ken, look at me Im wearing a chapstick hat This is pathetic ANGLE ON: Ken turning the hand shower nozzle from GENTLE , to TURBO , to LETHAL 82 KEN Ive got issues Ken fires the water at Barry, knocking him into the toilet The items from the vanity (emory board, lipstick, eye curler, etc) are on the toilet seat Ken looks down at Barry KEN Well well well, a royal flush BARRY Youre bluffing KEN Am I Ken flushes the toilet Barry grabs the Emory board and uses it to surf He puts his hand in the water while hes surfing Some water splashes on Ken BARRY Surfs up, dude KEN Awww, poo water He does some skate boardstyle halfpipe riding Barry surfs out of the toilet BARRY That bowl is gnarly Ken tries to get a shot at him with the toilet brush KEN Except for those dirty yellow rings Vanessa ENTERS VANESSA Kenneth What are you doing KEN You know what I dont even like honey I dont eat it VANESSA We need to talk 83 She pulls Ken out by his ear Ken glares at Barry INT HALLWAY VANESSA Hes just a little bee And he happens to be the nicest bee Ive met in a long time KEN Long time What are you talking about Are there other bugs in your life VANESSA No, but there are other things bugging me in life And youre one of them KEN Fine Talking bees, no yogurt nightmy nerves are fried from riding on this emotional rollercoaster VANESSA Goodbye, Ken KEN Augh VANESSA Whew Ken EXITS, then reenters frame KEN And for your information, I prefer sugarfree, artificial sweeteners, made by man He EXITS again The DOOR SLAMS behind him VANESSA (to Barry) Im sorry about all that Ken REENTERS 84 KEN I know its got an aftertaste I like it BARRY (re: Ken) I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me (puts his hands in his pockets) I couldnt overcome it Oh well VANESSA Are you going to be okay for the trial tomorrow BARRY Oh, I believe Mr Montgomery is about out of ideas 3300 ADAM STINGS MONTY INT COURTROOM NEXT DAY ANGLE ON: Medium shot of Montgomery standing at his table MONTGOMERY We would like to call Mr Barry Benson Bee to the stand ADAM (whispering to Vanessa) Now thats a good idea (to Barry) You can really see why hes considered one of the very best lawyers Oh Barry rolls his eyes He gets up, takes the stand A juror in a striped shirt APPLAUDS MR GAMMIL (whispering) Layton, youve got to weave some magic with this jury, or its going to be all over Montgomery is holding a BOOK, The Secret Life of Bees 85 MONTGOMERY (confidently whispering) Oh, dont worry Mr Gammil The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they dont like about bees (to Gammil) You got the tweezers Mr Gammil NODS, and pats his breast pocket MR GAMMIL Are you allergic MONTGOMERY Only to losing, son Only to losing Montgomery approaches the stand MONTGOMERY Mr Benson Bee Ill ask you what I think wed all like to know What exactly is your relationship to that woman Montgomery points to Vanessa BARRY Were friends MONTGOMERY Good friends BARRY Yes MONTGOMERY (softly in Barrys face) How good BARRY What MONTGOMERY Do you live together BARRY Wait a minute, this isnt about 86 MONTGOMERY Are you her little (clearing throat) bed bug BARRY (flustered) Hey, thats not the kind of MONTGOMERY Ive seen a bee documentary or two Now, from what I understand, doesnt your Queen give birth to all the bee children in the hive BARRY Yeah, but MONTGOMERY So those arent even your real parents ANGLE ON: Barrys parents MARTIN BENSON Oh, Barry BARRY Yes they are ADAM Hold me back Vanessa holds him back with a COFFEE STIRRER Montgomery points to Barrys parents MONTGOMERY Youre an illegitimate bee, arent you Benson ADAM Hes denouncing bees All the bees in the courtroom start to HUM Theyre agitated MONTGOMERY And dont yall date your cousins 87 VANESSA (standing, letting go of Adam) Objection Adam explodes from the table and flies towards Montgomery ADAM Im going to pin cushion this guy Montgomery turns around and positions himself by the judges bench He sticks his butt out Montgomery winks at his team BARRY Adam, dont Its what he wants Adam shoves Barry out of the way Adam STINGS Montgomery in the butt The jury REACTS, aghast MONTGOMERY Ow Im hit Oh, lordy, I am hit The judge BANGS her gavel JUDGE Order Order Please, Mr Montgomery MONTGOMERY The venom The venom is coursing through my veins I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction You see You cant treat them like equals Theyre striped savages Stingings the only thing they know Its their way ANGLE ON: Adam, collapsed on the floor Barry rushes to his side BARRY Adam, stay with me ADAM I cant feel my legs Montgomery falls on the Bailiff BAILIFF Take it easy 88 MONTGOMERY Oh, what angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks The JURY recoils JUDGE Please, I will have order in this court Order Order, please FADE TO: 3400 ADAM AT HOSPITAL INT HOSPITAL STREET LEVEL ROOM DAY PRESS PERSON #1 (VO) The case of the honey bees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday, when one of their legal team stung Layton T Montgomery Now heres Don with the 5day A NURSE lets Barry into the room Barry CARRIES a FLOWER BARRY Thank you Barry stands over Adam, in a bed Barry lays the flower down next to him The TV is on BARRY Hey buddy ADAM Hey BARRY Is there much pain Adam has a BEESIZED PAINKILLER HONEY BUTTON near his head that he presses ADAM (pressing the button) YeahI blew the whole case, didnt I 89 BARRY Oh, it doesnt matter The important thing is youre alive You could have died ADAM Id be better off dead Look at me Adam THROWS the blanket off his lap, revealing a GREEN SANDWICH SWORD STINGER ADAM (voice cracking) They got it from the cafeteria, they got it from downstairs In a tuna sandwich Look, theres a little celery still on it BARRY What was it like to sting someone ADAM I cant explain it It was all adrenalineand thenecstasy Barry looks at Adam BARRY Alright ADAM You think that was all a trap BARRY Of course Im sorry I flew us right into this What were we thinking Look at us, were just a couple of bugs in this world ADAM What do you think the humans will do to us if they win BARRY I dont know ADAM I hear they put the roaches in motels That doesnt sound so bad 90 BARRY Adam, they check in, but they dont check out Adam GULPS ADAM Oh my ANGLE ON: the hospital window We see THREE PEOPLE smoking outside on the sidewalk The smoke drifts in Adam COUGHS ADAM Say, could you get a nurse to close that window BARRY Why ADAM The smoke Bees dont smoke BARRY Right Bees dont smoke Bees dont smoke But some bees are smoking Adam, thats it Thats our case Adam starts putting his clothes on ADAM It is Its not over BARRY No Get up Get dressed Ive got to go somewhere You get back the court and stall Stall anyway you can 3500 SMOKING GUN INT COURTROOM THE NEXT DAY Adam is folding a piece of paper into a boat ADAM and assuming youve done step 29 correctly, youre ready for the tub 91 ANGLE ON: The jury, all with paper boats of their own JURORS Ooh ANGLE ON: Montgomery frustrated with Gammil, whos making a boat also Monty crumples Gammils boat, and throws it at him JUDGE Mr Flayman ADAM Yes Yes, Your Honor JUDGE Where is the rest of your team ADAM (fumbling with his swordstinger) Well, your honor, its interesting You know Bees are trained to fly kind of haphazardly and as a result quite often we dont make very good time I actually once heard a pretty funny story about a bee MONTGOMERY Your Honor, havent these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this courts valuable time Montgomery rolls out from behind his table Hes suspended in a LARGE BABY CHAIR with wheels MONTGOMERY How much longer are we going to allow these absurd shenanigans to go on They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients who have all run perfectly legitimate businesses I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case JUDGE Mr Flayman, I am afraid I am going to have to consider Mr Montgomerys motion 92 ADAM But you cant We have a terrific case MONTGOMERY Where is your proof Where is the evidence Show me the smoking gun Barry bursts through the door BARRY Hold it, your honor You want a smoking gun Here is your smoking gun Vanessa ENTERS, holding a bee smoker Vanessa slams the beekeepers SMOKER onto the judges bench JUDGE What is that BARRY Its a Bee smoker Montgomery GRABS the smoker MONTGOMERY What, this This harmless little contraption This couldnt hurt a fly, let alone a bee He unintentionally points it towards the bee gallery, KNOCKING THEM ALL OUT The jury GASPS The press SNAPS pictures of them BARRY Members of the jury, look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, Smoking or Non Is this what nature intended for us To be forcibly addicted to these smoke machines in manmade wooden slat work camps Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man Barry gestures dramatically towards Montgomerys racially mixed table The BLACK LAWYER slowly moves his chair away GAMMIL What are we going to do 93 MONTGOMERY (to Pross) Hes playing the species card Barry lands on the scale of justice, by the judges bench It balances as he lands BARRY Ladies and gentlemen, please, FreeTheseBees ANGLE ON: Jury, chanting Free the bees JUDGE The court finds in favor of the bees The chaos continues Barry flies over to Vanessa, with his hand up for a high 5 BARRY Vanessa, we won VANESSA Yay I knew you could do it Highfive She high 5s Barry, sending him crashing to the table He bounces right back up VANESSA Oh, sorry BARRY Ow Im okay Vanessa, do you know what this means All the honey is finally going to belong to the bees Now we wont have to work so hard all the time Montgomery approaches Barry, surrounded by the press The cameras and microphones go to Montgomery MONTGOMERY (waving a finger) This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson Youll regret this ANGLE ON: Barrys ‘deer in headlights expression, as the press pushes microphones in his face 94 PRESS PERSON 1 Barry, how much honey do you think is out there BARRY Alright, alright, one at a time SARAH Barry, who are you wearing BARRY Uhhh, my sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants The Press follows Barry as he EXITS ANGLE ON: Adam and Vanessa ADAM (putting papers away) What if Montgomerys right VANESSA What do you mean ADAM Weve been living the bee way a long time 27 million years DISSOLVE TO: 3600 HONEY ROUNDUP EXT HONEY FARMS APIARY MONTAGE SARAH (VO) Congratulations on your victory What are you going to demand as a settlement BARRY (VO) (over montage) First, were going to demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps Then, we want to get back all the honey that was ours to begin with Every last drop We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bigheaded, bad breath, stinkmachine 95 I believe were all aware of what they do in the woods We will no longer tolerate derogatory beenegative nicknames, unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products, and ladeeda teatime human snack garnishments MONTAGE IMAGES: Closeup on an ATF JACKET, with the YELLOW LETTERS Camera pulls back We see an ARMY OF BEE AND HUMAN AGENTS wearing hastily made Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Honey jackets Barry supervises The gate to Honey Farms is locked permanently All the smokers are collected and locked up All the bees leave the Apiary EXT ATF OUTSIDE OF SUPERMARKET MONTAGE Agents begin YANKING honey off the supermarket shelves, and out of shopping baskets EXT NEW HIVE CITY MONTAGE The bees tear down a honeybear statue EXT YELLOWSTONE FOREST MONTAGE POV of a snipers crosshairs An animated BEAR character lookalike, turns his head towards camera BARRY Wait for my signal ANGLE ON: Barry lowering his binoculars BARRY Take him out The sniper SHOOTS the bear It hits him in the shoulder The bear looks at it He gets woozy and the honey jar falls out of his lap, an ATF&H agent catches it 96 BARRY (VO) ATF&H AGENT (to the bears pig friend) Hell have a little nausea for a few hours, then hell be fine EXT STINGS HOUSE MONTAGE ATF&H agents SLAP CUFFS on Sting, who is meditating STING But its just a pranceabout stage name INT A WOMANS SHOWER MONTAGE A WOMAN is taking a shower, and using honey shampoo An ATF&H agent pulls the shower curtain aside, and grabs her bottle of shampoo The woman SCREAMS The agent turns to the 3 other agents, and Barry ANGLE ON: Barry looking at the label on the shampoo bottle, shaking his head and writing in his clipboard EXT SUPERMARKET CAFE MONTAGE Another customer, an old lady having her tea with a little jar of honey, gets her face pushed down onto the table and turned to the side by two agents One of the agents has a gun on her OLD LADY Cant breathe EXT CENTRAL PARK MONTAGE An OIL DRUM of honey is connected to Barrys hive 97 BARRY Bring it in, boys 3650 NO MORE WORK INT HONEX MONTAGE ANGLE ON: The honey goes past the 3cup hashmark, and begins to overflow A WORKER BEE runs up to Buzzwell WORKER BEE 1 Mr Buzzwell, we just passed 3 cups, and theres gallons mores coming I think we need to shutdown KEYCHAIN BEE (to Buzzwell) Shutdown Weve never shutdown ANGLE ON: Buzzwell overlooking the factory floor BUZZWELL Shutdown honey production Stop making honey ANGLE ON: TWO BEES, each with a KEY BUZZWELL Turn your key, Sir They turn the keys simultaneously, War Gamesstyle, shutting down the honey machines ANGLE ON: the TaffyPull machine, Centrifuge, and Krelman all slowly come to a stop The bees look around, bewildered WORKER BEE 5 What do we do now A BEAT WORKER BEE 6 Cannon ball He jumps into a HONEY VAT, doesnt penetrate the surface He looks around, and slowly sinks down to his waist 98 EXT HONEX FACTORY THE WHISTLE BLOWS, and the bees all stream out the exit INT JGATE Lou Loduca gives orders to the pollen jocks LOU LODUCA Were shutting down honey production Mission abort EXT CENTRAL PARK Jackson receives the orders, midpollination JACKSON Aborting pollination and nectar detail Returning to base EXT NEW HIVE CITY ANGLE ON: Bees, putting suntan lotion on their noses and antennae, and sunning themselves on the balconies of the gyms EXT CENTRAL PARK ANGLE ON: THE FLOWERS starting to DROOP INT JGATE JGate is deserted 99 EXT NEW HIVE CITY ANGLE ON: Bees sunning themselves A TIMER DINGS, and they all turn over EXT CENTRAL PARK TIME LAPSE of Central Park turning brown EXT VANESSAS FLORIST SHOP CLOSEUP SHOT: Vanessa writes Sorry No more flowers on a Closed sign, an turns it facing out 3700 IDLE HIVE EXT NEW HIVE CITY DAY Barry flies at high speed TRACKING SHOT into the hive, through the lobby of Honex, and into Adams office INT ADAMS OFFICE Barry meets Adam in his office Adams office is in disarray There are papers everywhere Hes filling up his cardboard hexagon box BARRY (out of breath) Adam, you wouldnt believe how much honey was out there ADAM Oh yeah BARRY Whats going on around here Where is everybody Are they out celebrating 100 ADAM (exiting with a cardboard box of belongings) No, theyre just home They dont know what to do BARRY Hmmm ADAM Theyre laying out, theyre sleeping in I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket BARRY At least we got our honey back They walk through the empty factory ADAM Yeah, but sometimes I think, so what if the humans liked our honey Who wouldnt Its the greatest thing in the world I was excited to be a part of making it ANGLE ON: Adams desk on its side in the hall ADAM This was my new desk This was my new job I wanted to do it really well And nowand now I cant Adam EXITS 3900 WORLD WITHOUT BEES INT STAIRWELL Vanessa and Barry are walking up the stairs to the roof BARRY I dont understand why theyre not happy We have so much now I thought their lives would be better 101 VANESSA Hmmm BARRY Theyre doing nothing Its amazing, honey really changes people VANESSA You dont have any idea whats going on, do you BARRY What did you want to show me VANESSA This They reach the top of the stairs Vanessa opens the door EXT VANESSAS ROOFTOP Barry sees Vanessas flower pots and small garden have all turned brown BARRY What happened here VANESSA That is not the half of it Vanessa turns Barry around with her two fingers, revealing the view of Central Park, which is also all brown BARRY Oh no Oh my Theyre all wilting VANESSA Doesnt look very good, does it BARRY No VANESSA And whos fault do you think that is 102 BARRY Mmmmyou know, Im going to guess, bees VANESSA Bees BARRY Specifically me I guess I didnt think that bees not needing to make honey would affect all these other things VANESSA And its not just flowers Fruits, vegetablesthey all need bees BARRY Well, thats our whole SAT test right there VANESSA So, you take away the produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom And then, of course BARRY The human species VANESSA (clearing throat) Ahem BARRY Oh So, if theres no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldnt it VANESSA And I know this is also partly my fault Barry takes a long SIGH BARRY How about a suicide pact VANESSA (not sure if hes joking) How would we do it BARRY Ill sting you, you step on me 103 VANESSA That just kills you twice BARRY Right, right VANESSA Listen Barry Sorry but Ive got to get going She EXITS BARRY (looking out over the park) Had to open my mouth and talk (looking back) Vanessa Vanessa is gone 3935 GOING TO PASADENA EXT NY STREET Vanessa gets into a cab Barry ENTERS BARRY Vanessa Why are you leaving Where are you going VANESSA To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena They moved it up to this weekend because all the flowers are dying Its the last chance Ill ever have to see it BARRY Vanessa, I just want to say Im sorry I never meant it to turn out like this VANESSA I know Me neither Vanessa cab drives away 104 BARRY (chuckling to himself) Tournament of Roses Roses cant do sports Wait a minuteroses Roses Roses Vanessa Barry follows shortly after He catches up to it, and he pounds on the window Barry follows shortly after Vanessas cab He catches up to it, and he pounds on the window INT TAXI Barry motions for her to roll the window down She does so BARRY Roses VANESSA Barry BARRY (as he flies next to the cab) Roses are flowers VANESSA Yes, they are BARRY Flowers, bees, pollen VANESSA I know Thats why this is the last parade BARRY Maybe not The cab starts pulling ahead of Barry BARRY (re: driver) Could you ask him to slow down VANESSA Could you slow down The cabs slows Barry flies in the window, and lands in the change box, which closes on him 105 VANESSA Barry Vanessa lets him out Barry stands on the change box, in front of the drivers license BARRY Okay, I made a huge mistake This is a total disaster, and its all my fault VANESSA Yes, it kind of is BARRY Ive ruined the planet And, I wanted to help with your flower shop Instead, Ive made it worse VANESSA Actually, its completely closed down BARRY Oh, I thought maybe you were remodeling Nonetheless, I have another idea And its greater than all my previous great ideas combined VANESSA I dont want to hear it Vanessa closes the change box on Barry BARRY (opening it again) Alright, heres what Im thinking They have the roses, the roses have the pollen I know every bee, plant, and flower bud in this park All weve got to do is get what theyve got back here with what weve got VANESSA Bees BARRY Park VANESSA Pollen 106 BARRY Flowers VANESSA Repollination BARRY (on luggage handle, going up) Across the nation 3950 ROSE PARADE EXT PASADENA PARADE BARRY (VO) Alright Tournament of Roses Pasadena, California Theyve got nothing but flowers, floats, and cotton candy Security will be tight VANESSA I have an idea EXT FLOAT STAGING AREA ANGLE ON: Barry and Vanessa approaching a HEAVILY ARMED GUARD in front of the staging area VANESSA Vanessa Bloome, FTD Official floral business He leans in to look at her badge She SNAPS IT SHUT, VANESSA Oh, its real HEAVILY ARMED GUARD Sorry maam Thats a nice brooch, by the way VANESSA Thank you It was a gift 107 They ENTER the staging area BARRY (VO) Then, once were inside, we just pick the right float VANESSA How about the Princess and the Pea BARRY Yeah VANESSA I can be the princess, and BARRY yes, I think VANESSA You could be BARRY Ive VANESSA The pea BARRY Got it EXT FLOAT STAGING AREA A FEW MOMENTS LATER Barry, dressed as a PEA, flies up and hovers in front of the princess on the Princess and the Pea float The float is sponsored by Inflatabed and a SIGN READS: Inflatabed: If it blows, its ours BARRY Sorry Im late Where should I sit PRINCESS What are you BARRY I believe Im the pea PRINCESS The pea Its supposed to be under the mattresses 108 BARRY Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart PRINCESS Im going to go talk to the marshall BARRY You do that This whole parade is a fiasco She EXITS Vanessa removes the stepladder The princess FALLS Barry and Vanessa take off in the float BARRY Lets see what this baby will do ANGLE ON: Guy with headset talking to drivers HEADSET GUY Hey The float ZOOMS by A young CHILD in the stands, TIMMY, cries EXT FLOAT STAGING AREA A FEW MOMENTS LATER ANGLE ON: Vanessa putting the princess hat on BARRY (VO) Then all we do is blend in with traffic, without arousing suspicion EXT THE PARADE ROUTE The floats go flying by the crowds Barry and Vanessas float CRASHES through the fence 109 EXT LA FREEWAY Vanessa and Barry speed, dodging and weaving, down the freeway BARRY (VO) And once were at the airport, theres no stopping us EXT LAX AIRPORT Barry and Vanessa pull up to the curb, in front of an TSA AGENT WITH CLIPBOARD TSA AGENT Stop Security Did you and your insect pack your own float VANESSA (OC) Yes TSA AGENT Has this float been in your possession the entire time VANESSA (OC) Since the paradeyes ANGLE ON: Barry holding his shoes TSA AGENT Would you remove your shoes and everything in your pockets Can you remove your stinger, Sir BARRY Thats part of me TSA AGENT I know Just having some fun Enjoy your flight EXT RUNWAY Barry and Vanessas airplane TAKES OFF 110 BARRY (OC) Then, if were lucky, well have just enough pollen to do the job DISSOLVE TO: 4025 COCKPIT FIGHT INT AIRPLANE Vanessa is on the aisle Barry is on a laptop calculating flowers, pollen, number of bees, airspeed, etc He does a Stomp dance on the keyboard BARRY Can you believe how lucky we are We have just enough pollen to do the job I think this is going to work, Vanessa VANESSA Its got to work PILOT (VO) Attention passengers This is Captain Scott Im afraid we have a bit of bad weather in the New York area And looks like were going to be experiencing a couple of hours delay VANESSA Barry, these are cut flowers with no water Theyll never make it BARRY Ive got to get up there and talk to these guys VANESSA Be careful Barry flies up to the cockpit door INT COCKPIT A female flight attendant, ANGELA, is in the cockpit with the pilots 111 Theres a KNOCK at the door BARRY (CO) Hey, can I get some help with this Sky Mall Magazine Id like to order the talking inflatable travel pool filter ANGELA (to the pilots, irritated) Excuse me EXT CABIN Angela opens the cockpit door and looks around She doesnt see anybody ANGLE ON: Barry hidden on the yellow and black caution stripe As Angela looks around, Barry zips into the cockpit INT COCKPIT BARRY Excuse me, Captain I am in a real situation here PILOT (pulling an earphone back, to the copilot) What did you say, Hal COPILOT I didnt say anything PILOT (he sees Barry) Ahhh Bee BARRY No, no Dont freak out Theres a chance my entire species COPILOT (taking off his earphones) Ahhh 112 The pilot grabs a DUSTBUSTER vacuum cleaner He aims it around trying to vacuum up Barry The copilot faces camera, as the pilot tries to suck Barry up Barry is on the other side of the copilot As they doseydo, the toupee of the copilot begins to come up, still attached to the front COPILOT What are you doing Stop The toupee comes off the copilots head, and sticks in the Dustbuster Barry runs across the bald head BARRY Wait a minute Im an attorney COPILOT Whos an attorney PILOT Dont move The pilot uses the Dustbuster to try and mash Barry, who is hovering in front of the copilots nose, and knocks out the copilot who falls out of his chair, hitting the life raft release button The life raft inflates, hitting the pilot, knocking him into a wall and out cold Barry surveys the situation BARRY Oh, Barry INT AIRPLANE CABIN Vanessa studies her laptop, looking serious SFX: PA CRACKLE BARRY (VO) (in captain voice) Good afternoon passengers, this is your captain speaking Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24F please report to the cockpit And please hurry 113 ANGLE ON: The aisle, and Vanessa head popping up INT COCKPIT Vanessa ENTERS VANESSA What happened here BARRY I tried to talk to them, but then there was a Dustbuster, a toupee, a life raft explodedNow ones bald, ones in a boat, and theyre both unconscious VANESSA Is that another bee joke BARRY No No ones flying the plane The AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER, BUD, speaks over the radio BUD This is JFK control tower Flight 356, whats your status Vanessa presses a button, and the intercom comes on VANESSA This is Vanessa Bloome Im a florist from New York BUD Wheres the pilot VANESSA Hes unconscious and so is the copilot BUD Not good Is there anyone onboard who has flight experience A BEAT BARRY As a matter of fact, there is 114 BUD Whos that VANESSA Barry Benson BUD From the honey trial Oh great BARRY Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee Its got giant wings, huge engines VANESSA I cant fly a plane BARRY Why not Isnt John Travolta a pilot VANESSA Yes BARRY How hard could it be VANESSA Wait a minute Barry, were headed into some lightning Vanessa shrugs, and takes the controls 4150 BARRY FLIES PLANE INT BENSON HOUSE The family is all huddled around the TV at the Benson house ANGLE ON: TV Bob Bumble is broadcasting BOB BUMBLE This is Bob Bumble We have some latebreaking news from JFK airport, where a very suspenseful scene is developing Barry Benson, fresh off his stunning legal victory 115 Adam SPRAYS a can of HONEYWHIP into his mouth ADAM Thats Barry BOB BUMBLE is now attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers, and an incapacitated flight crew EVERYONE Flowers INT AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER BUD Well, we have an electrical storm in the area, and two individuals at the controls of a jumbo jet with absolutely no flight experience JEANETTE CHUNG Just a minute, Mr Ditchwater, theres a honey bee on that plane BUD Oh, Im quite familiar with Mr Bensons work, and his noaccount compadres Havent they done enough damage already JEANETTE CHUNG But isnt he your only hope right now BUD Come on, technically a bee shouldnt be able to fly at all INT COCKPIT Barry REACTS BUD The wings are too small, their bodies are too big 116 BARRY (over PA) Hey, hold on a second Havent we heard this million times The surface area of the wings, and the body mass doesnt make sense JEANETTE CHUNG Get this on the air CAMERAMAN You got it INT BEE TV CONTROL ROOM An engineer throws a switch BEE ENGINEER Stand by Were going live The ON AIR sign illuminates INT VARIOUS SHOTS OF NEW HIVE CITY The news report plays on TV The pollen jocks are sitting around, playing paddleball, Wheelo, and one of them is spinning his helmet on his finger Buzzwell is in an office cubicle, playing computer solitaire Barrys family and Adam watch from their living room Bees sitting on the street curb turn around to watch the TV BARRY Mr Ditchwater, the way we work may be a mystery to you, because making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs But let me tell you something about a small job If you do it really well, it makes a big difference More than we realized To us, to everyone Thats why I want to get bees back to doing what we do best 117 Working together Thats the bee way Were not made of Jello We get behind a fellow Black and yellow CROWD OF BEES Hello INT COCKPIT Barry is giving orders to Vanessa BARRY Left, right, down, hover VANESSA Hover BARRY Forget hover VANESSA You know what This isnt so hard Vanessa pretends to HONK THE HORN VANESSA Beep, beep Beep, beep A BOLT OF LIGHTNING HITS the plane The plane takes a sharp dip VANESSA Barry, what happened BARRY (noticing the control panel) Wait a minute I think we were on autopilot that whole time VANESSA That may have been helping me BARRY And now were not VANESSA (VO) (folding her arms) Well, then it turns out I cannot fly a plane 118 BARRY Vanessa struggles with the yoke EXT AIRPLANE The airplane goes into a steep dive 4175 CRASH LANDING INT JGATE An ALERT SIGN READING: Hive Alert We Need: Then the SIGNAL goes from Two Bees Some Bees Every Bee There Is Lou Loduca gathers the pollen jocks at JGate LOU LODUCA All of you, lets get behind this fellow Move it out The bees follow Lou Loduca, and EXIT JGate INT AIRPLANE COCKPIT BARRY Our only chance is if I do what I would do, and you copy me with the wings of the plane VANESSA You dont have to yell BARRY Im not yelling We happen to be in a lot of trouble here VANESSA Its very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice BARRY Its not a tone Im panicking 119 EXT JFK AIRPORT ANGLE ON: The bees arriving and massing at the airport INT COCKPIT Barry and Vanessa alternately SLAP EACH OTHER IN THE FACE VANESSA I dont think I can do this BARRY Vanessa, pull yourself together Listen to me, you have got to snap out of it VANESSA You snap out of it BARRY You snap out of it VANESSA You snap out of it BARRY You snap out of it VANESSA You snap out of it EXT AIRPLANE A GIGANTIC SWARM OF BEES flies in to hold the plane up INT COCKPIT BARRY You snap out of it VANESSA You snap out of it 120 BARRY You snap VANESSA Hold it BARRY (about to slap her again) Why Come on, its my turn VANESSA How is the plane flying Barrys antennae ring BARRY I dont know (answering) Hello EXT AIRPLANE ANGLE ON: The underside of the plane The pollen jocks have massed all around the underbelly of the plane, and are holding it up LOU LODUCA Hey Benson, have you got any flowers for a happy occasion in there INT COCKPIT Lou, Buzz, Splitz, and Jackson come up alongside the cockpit BARRY The pollen jocks VANESSA They do get behind a fellow BARRY Black and yellow LOU LODUCA (over headset) Hello 121 Alright you two, what do you say we drop this tin can on the blacktop VANESSA What blacktop Where I cant see anything Can you BARRY No, nothing Its all cloudy EXT RUNWAY Adam SHOUTS ADAM Come on, youve got to think bee, Barry Thinking bee, thinking bee ANGLE ON: Overhead shot of runway The bees are in the formation of a flower In unison they move, causing the flower to FLASH YELLOW AND BLACK BEES (chanting) Thinking bee, thinking bee INT COCKPIT We see through the swirling mist and clouds A GIANT SHAPE OF A FLOWER is forming in the middle of the runway BARRY Wait a minute I think Im feeling something VANESSA What BARRY I dont know, but its strong And its pulling me, like a 27 million year old instinct Bring the nose of the plane down 122 LOU LODUCA EXT RUNWAY All the bees are on the runway chanting Thinking Bee INT CONTROL TOWER RICK What in the world is on the tarmac ANGLE ON: Dave OTS onto runway seeing a flower being formed by millions of bees BUD Get some lights on that EXT RUNWAY ANGLE ON: AIRCRAFT LANDING LIGHT SCAFFOLD by the side of the runway, illuminating the bees in their flower formation INT COCKPIT BARRY Vanessa, aim for the flower VANESSA Oh, okay BARRY Cut the engines VANESSA Cut the engines BARRY Were going in on bee power Ready boys LOU LODUCA Affirmative 123 INT AIRPLANE COCKPIT BARRY Good, good, easy now Land on that flower Ready boys Give me full reverse LOU LODUCA Spin it around The plane attempts to land on top of an Aloha Airlines plane with flowers painted on it BARRY (VO) I mean the giant black and yellow pulsating flower made of millions of bees VANESSA Which flower BARRY That flower VANESSA Im aiming at the flower The plane goes after a FAT GUY IN A HAWAIIAN SHIRT BARRY (VO) Thats a fat guy in a flowered shirt The other other flower The big one He snaps a photo and runs away BARRY Full forward Ready boys Nose down Bring your tail up Rotate around it VANESSA Oh, this is insane, Barry BARRY This is the only way I know how to fly 124 AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER BUD Am I kookoo kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insectlike pattern EXT RUNWAY BARRY (VO) Get your nose in there Dont be afraid of it Smell it Full reverse Easy, just drop it Be a part of it Aim for the center Now drop it in Drop it in, woman The plane HOVERS and MANEUVERS, landing in the center of the giant flower, like a bee The FLOWERS from the cargo hold spill out onto the runway INT AIPLANE CABIN The passengers are motionless for a beat PASSENGER Come on already They hear the ding ding , and all jump up to grab their luggage out of the overheads 4225 RUNWAY SPEECH EXT RUNWAY The INFLATABLE SLIDES pop out the side of the plane The passengers escape Barry and Vanessa slide down out of the cockpit Barry and Vanessa exhale a huge breath VANESSA Barry, we did it You taught me how to fly Vanessa raises her hand up for a high five 125 BARRY Yes No high five VANESSA Right ADAM Barry, it worked Did you see the giant flower BARRY What giant flower Where Of course I saw the flower That was genius, man Genius ADAM Thank you BARRY But were not done yet Barry flies up to the wing of the plane, and addresses the bee crowd BARRY Listen everyone This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth That means this is our last chance Were the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers, and dress like this If were going to survive as a species, this is our moment So what do you all say Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History key chains BEES Were bees KEYCHAIN BEE Keychain BARRY Then follow me Except Keychain BUZZ Hold on Barry Youve earned this Buzz puts a pollen jock jacket and helmet with Barrys name on it on Barry 126 BARRY Im a pollen jock (looking at the jacket The sleeves are a little long) And its a perfect fit All Ive got to do are the sleeves The Pollen Jocks toss Barry a gun BARRY Oh yeah ANGLE ON: Martin and Janet Benson JANET BENSON Thats our Barry All the bees descend upon the flowers on the tarmac, and start collecting pollen 4250 REPOLLINATION EXT SKIES The squadron FLIES over the city, REPOLLINATING trees and flowers as they go Barry breaks off from the group, towards Vanessas flower shop EXT VANESSAS FLOWER SHOP Barry REPOLLINATES Vanessas flowers EXT CENTRAL PARK ANGLE ON: Timmy with a frisbee, as the bees fly by TIMMY Mom, the bees are back 127 Central Park is completely repollinated by the bees DISSOLVE TO: INT HONEX Honex is back to normal and everyone is busily working ANGLE ON: Adam, putting his Krelman hat on ADAM If anyone needs to make a call, nows the time Ive got a feeling well be working late tonight The bees CHEER 4355 EXT: VANESSAS FLOWER SHOP With a new sign out front Vanessa & Barry: Flowers, Honey, Legal Advice DISSOLVE TO: INT: FLOWER COUNTER Vanessa doing a brisk trade with many customers INT: FLOWER SHOP Vanessa is selling flowers In the background, there are SHELVES STOCKED WITH HONEY VANESSA (OC) Dont forget these Have a great afternoon Yes, can I help whos next Whos next Would you like some honey with that It is beeapproved SIGN ON THE BACK ROOM DOOR READS: Barry Benson: Insects at Law 128 Camera moves into the back room ANGLE ON: Barry ANGLE ON: Barrys COW CLIENT COW Milk, cream, cheeseits all me And I dont see a nickel BARRY Uh huh Uh huh COW (breaking down) Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat BARRY I had no idea VANESSA Barry Im sorry, have you got a moment BARRY Would you excuse me My mosquito associate here will be able to help you Mooseblood ENTERS MOOSEBLOOD Sorry Im late COW Hes a lawyer too MOOSEBLOOD Maam, I was already a bloodsucking parasite All I needed was * a briefcase * ANGLE ON: Flower Counter VANESSA (to customer) Have a great afternoon (to Barry) Barry, I just got this huge tulip order for a wedding, and I cant get them anywhere 129 BARRY Not a problem, Vannie Just leave it to me Vanessa turns back to deal with a customer VANESSA Youre a lifesaver, Barry (to the next customer) Can I help whos next Whos next ANGLE ON: Vanessa smiling back at Barry Barry smiles too, then snaps himself out of it BARRY (speaks into his antennae) Alright Scramble jocks, its time to fly VANESSA Thank you, Barry EXT FLOWER SHOP ANGLE ON: Ken and Andy walking down the street KEN (noticing the new sign) Augh What in the world Its that bee again ANDY (guiding Ken protectively) Let it go, Kenny KEN That bee is living my life When will this nightmare end ANDY Let it all go They dont break stride ANGLE ON: Camera in front of Barry as he flies out the door and up into the sky Pollen jocks fold in formation behind him as they zoom into the park BARRY (to Splitz) Beautiful day to fly 130 JACKSON Sure is BARRY Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office FADE OUT: Bee Movie " 3 | 4 | for x in script.split(): 5 | pyautogui.write(x) 6 | pyautogui.press("enter") 7 | 8 | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------