└── README /README: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 20111226.232400 - Bryan Horstmann-Allen on recruiting: "I will never hire a ninja unless I'm 2 | having someone fucking assassinated." 3 | 4 | 20111219.145600 - Bryan Horstmann-Allen on poor planning: "running out of one AZ is pretty clown 5 | car shit." 6 | 7 | 20111213.114900 - Artur Bergman on VLANs: "VLANs are a sign of devil worshipping hillbilly 8 | networking engineers that can't understand why corpse fucking is bad." 9 | 10 | 20111108.133500 - Joe Miller on JBoss: "the whole point of jboss is to obfuscate and turn all 11 | problems in to 'seemingly random' problems" 12 | 13 | 20110823.174700 - Jordan Sissel on conferences: "frankly I think conferences built around 14 | felating a single company are retarded" 15 | 16 | 20110918.074000 - Jordan Sissel on Syslog: "syslog can suck it. it's not a protocol, the RFC 17 | says 'This is shit I saw in production so I wrote it down'" 18 | 19 | 20110707.161800 - Mark Imbriaco on monitoring software: "We, as a community, need to put our 20 | money where are mouths are and fucking build something." 21 | 22 | 20110707.103028 - Artur Bergman on LDFLAGS in Ubuntu: "that took 2 days of my life. you fucking 23 | twats at canonical" 24 | 25 | 20110706.175400 - R.I. Pienaar on Linux: "Being able to spot a pile of shit miles a way is a 26 | good trait in a sysadmin, so we dont use linux desktops." 27 | 28 | 20110705.185800 - John E. Vincent on the NoOps movement: "I swear I want to punch the #noops 29 | hashtag in the dick for general stupidity" 30 | 31 | 20110629.222400 - Scott M. Likens on MongoDB: "basically 10gen has a crappier track record then 32 | Britney Spears has a tight pussy" 33 | 34 | 20110629.173300 - Mark Imbriaco on intractable software: "Just add lua." 35 | 36 | 20110625.021800 - Jordan Sissel on Node: "It's been a month since the last node.js release; I 37 | think the project is dead." 38 | 39 | 20110618.125900 - Jordan Sissel on software engineering: "I just turn hate into software!" 40 | 41 | 20110617.100000 - Stephen Nelson-Smith on Packaging: "With the greatest possible respect, I call 42 | bullshit." 43 | 44 | 20110612.105500 - Benjamin W. Smith on Ruby: "That shit is like the 4loko of programming 45 | languages. Crazy but kinda fun." 46 | 47 | 20110612.080300 - Jordan Sissel on bad software: "Oh, and D-Bus is the *greatest* software-based 48 | trolling success in the history of software." 49 | 50 | 20110610.053900 - Bryan Horstmann-Allen on AWS: "AWS gets you 80% there and then starts with the 51 | inappropriate touching." 52 | 53 | 20110609.210700 - Bryan Horstmann-Allen on AWS resiliency: "I have about a month to build an AWS 54 | infra that is fault tolerant within a region. I want to shoot myself. My wife 55 | is currently ranting about cold failover sites." 56 | 57 | 20110609.210100 - John E. Vincent on NetApp status messages: "progress bar motherfucker... do you 58 | speak it" 59 | 60 | 20110609.205300 - Joe Miller on lame code repositories: "sourceforge is the detroit of open source 61 | software" 62 | 63 | 20110427.160400 - John E. Vincent on Amazon Web Services: "Dear Jeff Bezos, please don't mention 64 | EBS right now. My ass still hurts." 65 | 66 | 20110421.193600 - Bryan Horstmann-Allen on AWS outages: "Talking smack about those of us on EC2 67 | today? You have some pretty short memory about your own provider. Shut your face." 68 | 69 | 20110421.153400 - Bryan Horstmann-Allen on catching up: "Paying down technical debt while still 70 | sprinting is hard." 71 | 72 | 20110414.175300 - Jason Dixon on RightScale: "RightScale is everything I despise about firewall 73 | GUIs. Easy abstraction, minus the easy." 74 | 75 | 20110413.203200 - Bryan Horstmann-Allen on Google: "I feel pretty strongly about using as few 76 | Google services as I can. Not because I think they're any more evil than any 77 | other corporation, but just because their shit gets on my dick wrong." 78 | 79 | 20110412.230500 - Jeramey Crawford on Nagios: "NRPE is pretty stupid, too, but at least it is 80 | stupid in ways I can manage." 81 | 82 | 20110412.174900 - Brandon Burton on Rails: "install, watch screencast, delete, use sinatra" 83 | 84 | 20110411.175200 - Jordan Sissel on github: "I clone em or bundler or something to test a bug fix 85 | or something, and 2 minute later my github home is full of pointless crap I 86 | don't want" 87 | 88 | 20110411.174100 - Jordan Sissel on node.js: "same reasons ruby annoys me a times, but like 10x 89 | worse. It's like they steer the API decisions through /dev/random on every 90 | minor release" 91 | 92 | 20110411.162500 - Jason Dixon on metrics via XML: "if my choice is XML or other, I'll take JSON. 93 | then other. then XML." 94 | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------