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1 | PiOS License
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/app.py:
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1 | # Sandbox URL https://sandbox.minepi.com/mobile-app-ui/app/the-insult-o-matic
2 |
3 | from flask import Flask, render_template
4 | from flask import request
5 | from flask_bootstrap import Bootstrap
6 | import simplejson as json
7 | import requests
8 | import random
9 | import variables
10 |
11 | apikey = variables.apikey
12 |
13 | header = {
14 | 'Authorization' : "Key {}".format(apikey)
15 | }
16 |
17 |
18 | app = Flask(__name__)
19 | Bootstrap(app)
20 |
21 | @app.route('/')
22 | def index():
23 | return render_template('index.html')
24 |
25 | @app.route('/get_quote')
26 | def get_quote():
27 | with open('quotes.txt', 'r') as f:
28 | quotes = f.readlines()
29 | return random.choice(quotes)
30 |
31 | @app.route('/back')
32 | def back():
33 | return render_template('back.html')
34 |
35 | @app.route('/payment/approve', methods=['POST'])
36 | def approve():
37 | # Build the header for user authentication
38 | accessToken = request.form.get('accessToken')
39 | userheader = {
40 | 'Authorization' : f"Bearer {accessToken}"
41 | }
42 | paymentId = request.form.get('paymentId')
43 | approveurl = f"https://api.minepi.com/v2/payments/{paymentId}/approve"
44 | response = requests.post(approveurl, headers = header)
45 | userurl = "https://api.minepi.com/v2/me"
46 | userresponse = requests.get(userurl, headers = userheader)
47 | userjson = json.loads(userresponse.text)
48 | return(response.text)
49 |
50 | @app.route('/payment/complete', methods=['POST'])
51 | def complete():
52 | # Build the header for user authentication
53 | accessToken = request.form.get('accessToken')
54 | userheader = {
55 | 'Authorization' : f"Bearer {accessToken}"
56 | }
57 | paymentId = request.form.get('paymentId')
58 | txid = request.form.get('txid')
59 | userurl = "https://api.minepi.com/v2/me"
60 | userresponse = requests.get(userurl, headers = userheader)
61 | data = {'txid': txid}
62 | approveurl = f"https://api.minepi.com/v2/payments/{paymentId}/complete"
63 | response = requests.post(approveurl, headers = header, data = data)
64 | return(response.text)
65 |
66 | @app.route('/payment/cancel', methods=['POST'])
67 | def cancel():
68 | paymentId = request.form.get('paymentId')
69 | approveurl = f"https://api.minepi.com/v2/payments/{paymentId}/cancel"
70 | response = requests.post(approveurl, headers = header)
71 | return(response.text)
72 |
73 | @app.route('/payment/error', methods=['POST'])
74 | def error():
75 | paymentId = request.form.get('paymentId')
76 | approveurl = f"https://api.minepi.com/v2/payments/{paymentId}/cancel"
77 | response = requests.post(approveurl, headers = header)
78 | return(response.text)
79 |
80 | @app.route('/me', methods=['POST'])
81 | def getme():
82 | userurl = "https://api.minepi.com/v2/me"
83 | response = requests.post(userurl, headers = header)
84 | return(response.text)
85 |
86 | if __name__ == '__main__':
87 | app.run(debug=True, port=8080)
88 |
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7 | The Insult-Generator
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144 | For four more insults, please pay .001 Pi. What a deal!
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/quotes.txt:
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1 | I'd explain it to you, but I don't have the time or the crayons.
2 | You're what I call a content-free individual.
3 | Your train of thought is still boarding at the station.
4 | Every time you speak, I get dumber.
5 | Someday you'll go far. Please stay.
6 | How brave of you to be so openly uninformed.
7 | Your confidence in your beliefs is... refreshing.
8 | You light up a room when you leave it.
9 | Ah, a master of unsolicited advice, I see.
10 | Your authenticity is truly... unmatched.
11 | If I throw a stick, will you leave?
12 | You're impossible to underestimate.
13 | You speak an infinite deal of nothing (William Shakespeare)
14 | You are the cacafuego of blatherskites. Go look it up.
15 | Sorry, what was that? I don't speak dipshit.
16 | I don't enter a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
17 | I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
18 | There’s a tree out there working hard to provide you oxygen. Go apologize.
19 | Hush, the grownups are talking.
20 | I’d love to insult you, but I think you’re too weak to take it. So you get a humanitarian pass.
21 | You are at the top of the bell curve, aren't you?
22 | I envy everyone you have never met.
23 | You bring so much joy when you leave the room.
24 | You have an interesting perspective on things.
25 | Your ability to ruin a moment is unparalleled.
26 | I appreciate how you are always consistently yourself.
27 | You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
28 | You're impossible to underestimate.
29 | Your thoughts are refreshingly pedestrian.
30 | You're someone who could make a statue yawn.
31 | I admire your dedication to mediocrity.
32 | You always meet my expectations, which aren’t high.
33 | You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.
34 | I like how you're not burdened by genius.
35 | You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
36 | You have a face for radio and a voice for silent films.
37 | Your talents are so hidden, I'm still trying to find them.
38 | Your opinion is very important to me, just like everyone else's.
39 | You're the embodiment of 'it's the thought that counts'.
40 | You're the human equivalent of a participation award.
41 | Your lack of insight is truly remarkable.
42 | You are proof that evolution can go in reverse.
43 | You have the charm of a broken doorknob.
44 | You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
45 | It's impressive how you are consistently out of your depth.
46 | You have the unique ability to be wrong in new ways.
47 | You're not the dumbest person in the room, but you better hope they don't leave.
48 | You're proof that one can live without a brain, quite well in fact.
49 | You are the human version of a participation certificate.
50 | Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for you. You owe it an apology.
51 | You are the gold medalist in the mental decathlon of the unenlightened.
52 | Your brain must feel as good as new, seeing that you never use it.
53 | You're a conversation starter, not because you're interesting, but because you're so clueless.
54 | You're as useful as a knitted condom.
55 | Your ignorance is so profound, it's almost admirable.
56 | You're the personification of an error 404.
57 | Your depth is as shallow as a puddle in the Sahara Desert.
58 | You are the human equivalent of a software update in the middle of a work day.
59 | You're the crayon that's still in the box, not because you're special, but because nobody wants you.
60 | You're not stupid; you just have bad luck thinking.
61 | You are an example of why some animals eat their young.
62 | Your intellectual prowess is underwhelming, to say the least.
63 | If you were any more inane, you'd be a parody of yourself.
64 | You are the reason we need instructions on shampoo bottles.
65 | You are as pointless as the 'ueue' in 'queue'.
66 | Your contribution to this conversation is the equivalent of water in a sieve.
67 | You're as relevant as a floppy disk in the modern age.
68 | You're the human version of a speed bump on the road of progress.
69 | You're like a software update that makes things worse.
70 | You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
71 | You are as unnoticed as the terms and conditions on a website.
72 | You're the lint of the intellectual world.
73 | You're the kind of person who could fall into a barrel of boobs and come out sucking your thumb.
74 | Your aura is as grey as a London sky in winter.
75 | You're the answer to a question nobody asked.
76 | You're the visual representation of 'error 404 - intelligence not found'.
77 | You have the charm of a dial-up internet connection in the 21st century.
78 | You're as elusive as an honest politician.
79 | You are the embodiment of a midweek traffic jam.
80 | You're as welcome as a fart in an elevator.
81 | You're the salad in a buffet of desserts.
82 | You're as forgettable as an ad before a YouTube video.
83 | Your presence is as uplifting as a funeral.
84 | You're the reason why we can't have nice things.
85 | You're as confusing as a chameleon in a bag of skittles.
86 | You're like an expired coupon, useless but pretending to be valuable.
87 | You're the audio version of a headache.
88 | You are as misplaced as a snowman in the Sahara.
89 | You're the itch that can't be scratched.
90 | You're as bewildering as a silent alarm clock.
91 | You're the personification of a dead end.
92 | You're as useful as a white crayon on white paper.
93 | You're as effective as a waterproof teabag.
94 | You're the real-life equivalent of a typo.
95 | You're as impactful as a feather on a boulder.
96 | You're as sharp as a marble.
97 | Perhaps your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
98 | You're not the worst person in the world, but you better hope he doesn’t retire.
99 | You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns into a muffler.
100 | You're the reason we have warning labels.
101 | Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
102 | You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy.
103 | You are as forgettable as an umbrella on a sunny day.
104 | You're the 'b' in subtle.
105 | Your presence is as noticeable as an extra in a movie scene.
106 | You're as intimidating as a teddy bear.
107 | You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
108 | You're the embodiment of all the world's unsolved problems.
109 | You are the non-stick coating on the skillet of progress.
110 | You're as impactful as a whisper in a thunderstorm.
111 | You're the pebble in the shoe of greatness.
112 | You're the elevator music of personalities.
113 | Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
114 | You're as relevant as a VHS tape in a Blu-ray world.
115 | You're the reason the middle finger was invented.
116 | You're the human version of a migraine.
117 | You are the visual equivalent of Comic Sans.
118 | You're the appendix of human evolution.
119 | Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.
120 | You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
121 | You're the rubber at the end of a pencil - there for mistakes.
122 | You're the reason we're not allowed to have nice things.
123 | Your intellect is rivaled only by garden tools.
124 | You're about as effective as a white crayon.
125 | You're the physical embodiment of a participation award.
126 | You're as useful as a knitted condom.
127 | You're as essential as a pet rock.
128 | You're as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
129 | You're the best at being average.
130 | You're as useful as a solar-powered flashlight.
131 | You're the reason aliens won't talk to us.
132 | You're like a slinky, not really good for much, but bring a smile when pushed down stairs.
133 | You're as sharp as a bowling ball.
134 | You're the human equivalent of a flaccid balloon.
135 | You're as useful as a waterproof towel.
136 | You're the elbow of the internet – nobody really knows what you're for.
137 | You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
138 | You're as indispensable as a paperclip in a paperless office.
139 | You're the flavorless gum in the pack of life.
140 | You're the 'Ctrl+Alt+Delete' of personalities.
141 | You're as useful as a glass hammer.
142 | You're the 'Terms and Conditions' of people – everyone ignores you.
143 | You're as bright as a solar eclipse.
144 | You're the loud noise in a silent library.
145 | You're the soggy bread in a sandwich.
146 | You have the charisma of a wet sock.
147 | Please, do continue. I'm always eager to learn new ways to be wrong.
148 | You're like a broken pencil - pointless.
149 | I've seen more personality in a parking lot.
150 | You're the reason we have to put instructions on shampoo bottles.
151 | You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy.
152 | You're like a bad case of the hiccups.
153 | You're as effective as a paper condom.
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