├── __init__.py ├── runtime.txt ├── Procfile ├── .gitignore ├── requirements.txt ├── README.md ├── Reddit.py ├── subs ├── 20181126sCfxeVX3x-s ├── 20180902DDmOXjWpx3Y ├── 20190529tsVSb2FVCLs ├── 20190118qL4FP_V7P-I ├── 20170712ruPF4OXlNgE ├── 20190606aGsyOM1O5pU ├── 20190421P3B0bMIlQ7s ├── 20190804wqejcPje048 ├── 20191231y4m2tcuyhmY ├── 20190204wnw9TglOX78 ├── 20190525-XPsyl6Ddqo ├── 20181214EeEAy1rM3DE ├── 20190111ZMtKkOdWk5Y ├── 20191105qDeGcFDYJ50 ├── 20190103MgUe3wLZ98Q ├── 20190615PxDs3yQyOuI ├── 20200108FvufPGCdrJg ├── 20181111l5z_ypXULQA ├── 20190407g4EIrrx9Nf8 ├── 20190703bicR5pY5yBI ├── 20191221_yShrFFrbws ├── 20200513RHSrJVvgEy0 ├── 20181222KenXMthFajo ├── 20190214_7QRpuhz-90 ├── 20190122kYrk3Xx_crU ├── 201810051id6RLPVmls ├── 201912039Vw37T5N3s0 ├── 20190824GvE7XSnxVmQ ├── 20191109sKHkkngysfI ├── 20200412gzmYrl2I5LA ├── 20190207o2dUtYVwWAc ├── 20191003ZKisliDlT8Y ├── 201905194Jr5j2umBQA ├── 20190622Iy0ON_uJavY ├── 20181206JeOA3n_3F5o ├── 20190901d969H5hKQ40 ├── 20190326pO0uHZq1zno └── 20190827MRGtfkiJgHc ├── main.py ├── utils.py └── quotes.py /__init__.py: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /runtime.txt: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | python-3.9.7 2 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /Procfile: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | worker: python main.py 2 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /.gitignore: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | __pycache__/ 2 | *.py[cod] 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /requirements.txt: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | praw==7.4.0 2 | youtube-dl 3 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /README.md: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | # SaimanSaid 2 | 3 | Source code of www.reddit.com/u/SaimanSaid 4 | 5 | This annoying bot spams everyone on r/SaimanSays with a random quote from Saiman. You are welcome. 6 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /Reddit.py: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | import praw 2 | import os 3 | 4 | reddit = praw.Reddit( 5 | client_id=str(os.getenv("SaimanSaid_CLIENT_ID")), 6 | client_secret=str(os.getenv("SaimanSaid_CLIENT_SECRET")), 7 | user_agent=str(os.getenv("SaimanSaid_USER_AGENT")), 8 | username=str(os.getenv("SaimanSaid_USERNAME")), 9 | password=str(os.getenv("SaimanSaid_PASSWORD")), 10 | ) 11 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20181126sCfxeVX3x-s: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:02:52.780 --> 00:02:54.540 2 | Hi Saiman bro? How are you? 3 | 4 | 00:02:54.700 --> 00:02:56.480 5 | Im really enjoying your content 6 | 7 | 00:02:56.480 --> 00:02:58.760 8 | I really enjoy your videos a lot 9 | 10 | 00:03:03.340 --> 00:03:05.740 11 | A lot of people call you an Anti-National 12 | 13 | 00:03:05.740 --> 00:03:07.620 14 | Because you support Pewdiepie 15 | 16 | 00:03:09.820 --> 00:03:12.540 17 | But I understand your sense of humor 18 | 19 | 00:03:13.240 --> 00:03:14.660 20 | 21 | 22 | 00:03:39.820 --> 00:03:49.320 23 | Im going to drink this Tulsi juice. Just for you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20180902DDmOXjWpx3Y: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:06.065 --> 00:00:07.065 2 | 3 | 4 | 00:00:08.695 --> 00:00:09.695 5 | 6 | 7 | 00:00:10.805 --> 00:00:11.805 8 | 9 | 10 | 00:00:13.565 --> 00:00:15.685 11 | 12 | 13 | 00:00:18.465 --> 00:00:19.725 14 | 15 | 16 | 00:00:20.785 --> 00:00:21.785 17 | 18 | 19 | 00:00:22.685 --> 00:00:23.685 20 | 21 | 22 | 00:00:23.975 --> 00:00:27.015 23 | 24 | 25 | 00:00:27.015 --> 00:00:28.015 26 | 27 | 28 | 00:00:36.745 --> 00:00:37.745 29 | 30 | 31 | 00:00:44.220 --> 00:00:45.220 32 | 33 | 34 | 00:00:45.460 --> 00:00:46.500 35 | Bus conductor: Stop it. 😡 36 | 37 | 00:00:46.640 --> 00:00:47.460 38 | What is this? 39 | 40 | 00:00:58.580 --> 00:00:59.580 41 | 42 | 43 | 00:01:00.640 --> 00:01:01.640 44 | 45 | 46 | 00:01:01.680 --> 00:01:03.680 47 | Pause the video. Pause the video! 48 | 49 | 00:01:04.660 --> 00:01:05.960 50 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /main.py: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | from prawcore.exceptions import RequestException, ServerError 2 | from Reddit import reddit 3 | import time 4 | from utils import ( 5 | SignalHandler, 6 | commentCheck, 7 | downloadNewSubtitles, 8 | getActiveSubs, 9 | inboxCheck, 10 | processComment, 11 | ) 12 | 13 | 14 | signalHandler = SignalHandler() 15 | 16 | 17 | def main(): 18 | 19 | downloadNewSubtitles() 20 | 21 | commentCheckTime = 0 22 | inboxCheckTime = 0 23 | me = reddit.user.me() 24 | 25 | for comment in reddit.subreddit(getActiveSubs()).stream.comments(): 26 | 27 | signalHandler.loopStart() 28 | 29 | if time.time() > inboxCheckTime: 30 | inboxCheck() 31 | inboxCheckTime = time.time() + 3600 * 12 32 | 33 | if time.time() > commentCheckTime: 34 | commentCheck() 35 | commentCheckTime = time.time() + 1800 36 | 37 | if not (comment.saved or comment.author == me): 38 | processComment(comment) 39 | 40 | signalHandler.loopEnd() 41 | 42 | 43 | if __name__ == "__main__": 44 | print("Starting the bot") 45 | while True: 46 | try: 47 | main() 48 | # Network Issues 49 | except (RequestException, ServerError) as e: 50 | print(e) 51 | time.sleep(60) 52 | else: 53 | print("Program ended. It aint supposed to") 54 | break 55 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190529tsVSb2FVCLs: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:54.940 --> 00:00:59.000 2 | [molests tractor in Hindi] 3 | 4 | 00:01:10.740 --> 00:01:15.520 5 | (She lets him come inside her.) 6 | 7 | 00:01:15.800 --> 00:01:18.460 8 | *nonconsensual foreplay* 9 | 10 | 00:01:29.840 --> 00:01:31.640 11 | Foot fetish? 12 | 13 | 00:01:43.100 --> 00:01:44.940 14 | *complains in Hindi* 15 | 16 | 00:01:44.940 --> 00:01:49.160 17 | What is this stupid trend? 18 | JCB's digging? 19 | 20 | 00:01:49.520 --> 00:01:52.540 21 | The standard of my humour is very high. 22 | 23 | 00:01:52.540 --> 00:01:55.060 24 | I dont like such immature childish memes. 25 | 26 | 00:01:55.060 --> 00:01:57.780 27 | Such non-sense stuff trends. 28 | 29 | 00:01:57.780 --> 00:02:00.980 30 | Im too smart for this. 31 | I wont react to this. 32 | 33 | 00:02:01.220 --> 00:02:03.400 34 | This meme died. 35 | 36 | 00:02:03.580 --> 00:02:04.520 37 | It died right? 38 | 39 | 00:02:05.200 --> 00:02:07.800 40 | It din't even last for 2 days 41 | 42 | 00:02:08.260 --> 00:02:12.920 43 | These normie instagram pages 44 | ruin our Indian meme community. 45 | 46 | 00:02:13.040 --> 00:02:16.020 47 | What is this meme? 48 | 49 | 00:02:16.020 --> 00:02:20.620 50 | (Khudai = Digging 51 | Chudai = Fu**ing) 52 | 53 | 00:02:20.940 --> 00:02:25.720 54 | Im so smart, I can see through everything. 55 | People are unemployed, thats why such stuff is trending. 56 | 57 | 00:02:25.920 --> 00:02:28.820 58 | Anything turns into a trend right ??? 59 | (Laughs) 60 | 61 | 00:02:28.900 --> 00:02:31.940 62 | ( cries* ) 63 | 64 | 00:02:32.080 --> 00:02:35.480 65 | Goodnight. Shabbakhair. Kailash Kher. 66 | Wish you a happy married life. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190118qL4FP_V7P-I: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:02.280 --> 00:00:07.640 2 | I see so many Youtubers trying to do this try not to laugh challenge and everybody ends up losing 3 | 4 | 00:00:07.700 --> 00:00:15.100 5 | I tried this challenge too, a few weeks ago on my channeI, I called a mercenary from the dark web and he threatened me throughout the video so that I do not laugh during the challenge 6 | 7 | 00:00:15.100 --> 00:00:17.720 8 | But I still ended up laughing and I died that day 9 | 10 | 00:00:22.800 --> 00:00:26.480 11 | But now I have respawned and this time I'm going to win this challenge 12 | 13 | 00:00:26.480 --> 00:00:31.160 14 | Now I am a lot of things but one thing is for sure , I am not quitter ladies and gentlemen 15 | 16 | 00:00:31.200 --> 00:00:32.080 17 | Never give up 18 | 19 | 00:00:36.440 --> 00:00:38.440 20 | Because I want to win this fair and square, right 21 | 22 | 00:00:38.440 --> 00:00:43.240 23 | But I could not find any rule, which said that you cannot use this 24 | 25 | 00:01:04.100 --> 00:01:07.140 26 | That's gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen 27 | 28 | 00:02:23.700 --> 00:02:27.920 29 | Hello guys this is Saimandar, its 3:30 in the afternoon right now and... 30 | 31 | 00:02:51.620 --> 00:02:55.180 32 | Ok, umm, I think we need reinforcements 33 | 34 | 00:03:09.200 --> 00:03:10.640 35 | OOF! OOF! 36 | 37 | 00:03:59.700 --> 00:04:01.500 38 | I didn't laugh, I didn't laugh! 39 | 40 | 00:04:18.520 --> 00:04:20.520 41 | No you can't say that, you can't say that 42 | 43 | 00:04:04.900 --> 00:04:07.480 44 | "dab intensifies* 45 | 46 | 00:04:20.520 --> 00:04:22.520 47 | that's racist, you can't say that 48 | 49 | 00:04:23.980 --> 00:04:24.520 50 | NO!! 51 | 52 | 00:06:55.000 --> 00:06:56.200 53 | TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!! 54 | 55 | 00:07:27.280 --> 00:07:28.700 56 | That is so cute -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20170712ruPF4OXlNgE: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:00.035 --> 00:00:01.035 2 | 3 | 4 | 00:00:04.905 --> 00:00:05.905 5 | 6 | 7 | 00:00:08.640 --> 00:00:10.040 8 | 9 | 10 | 00:00:10.760 --> 00:00:14.440 11 | Quietly hand me over your purse... or else 12 | 13 | 00:00:14.540 --> 00:00:15.480 14 | Who are you? 15 | 16 | 00:00:15.500 --> 00:00:16.500 17 | Help me! Help me! 18 | 19 | 00:00:16.580 --> 00:00:18.740 20 | Nobody is going to save you here! 21 | 22 | 00:00:20.280 --> 00:00:21.280 23 | Leave me! 24 | 25 | 00:00:24.160 --> 00:00:25.000 26 | Don't move! 27 | 28 | 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:25.500 29 | 30 | 31 | 00:00:25.500 --> 00:00:26.700 32 | Somebody help me! 33 | 34 | 00:00:33.120 --> 00:00:34.020 35 | 36 | 37 | 00:00:34.020 --> 00:00:35.020 38 | 39 | 40 | 00:00:35.660 --> 00:00:37.040 41 | What? Who are you? 42 | 43 | 00:00:38.060 --> 00:00:41.620 44 | A silent guardian... A watchful protector. 45 | 46 | 00:00:42.340 --> 00:00:45.060 47 | Fidget Spinner Baba!!! 48 | 49 | 00:00:53.740 --> 00:00:55.980 50 | Ha! I don't fear any 'baba'. 51 | 52 | 00:00:57.240 --> 00:00:58.240 53 | 54 | 55 | 00:01:04.325 --> 00:01:05.835 56 | 57 | 58 | 00:01:18.005 --> 00:01:19.005 59 | 60 | 61 | 00:01:19.585 --> 00:01:21.855 62 | 63 | 64 | 00:01:23.305 --> 00:01:24.305 65 | 66 | 67 | 00:01:25.575 --> 00:01:26.575 68 | 69 | 70 | 00:02:12.555 --> 00:02:13.555 71 | 72 | 73 | 00:02:14.565 --> 00:02:15.565 74 | 75 | 76 | 00:02:16.675 --> 00:02:18.545 77 | 78 | 79 | 00:02:19.285 --> 00:02:20.285 80 | 81 | 82 | 00:02:21.045 --> 00:02:22.295 83 | 84 | 85 | 00:02:22.925 --> 00:02:24.375 86 | 87 | 88 | 00:02:25.645 --> 00:02:26.705 89 | 90 | 91 | 00:02:28.245 --> 00:02:29.245 92 | 93 | 94 | 00:02:29.715 --> 00:02:31.655 95 | 96 | 97 | 00:02:32.155 --> 00:02:33.195 98 | 99 | 100 | 00:02:33.955 --> 00:02:36.975 101 | 102 | 103 | 00:02:36.975 --> 00:02:37.975 104 | 105 | 106 | 00:02:38.515 --> 00:02:41.015 107 | 108 | 109 | 00:02:41.015 --> 00:02:42.285 110 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190606aGsyOM1O5pU: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:30.840 --> 00:00:35.420 2 | I've called some guests in this party 3 | some friends, some youtubers 4 | 5 | 00:00:35.580 --> 00:00:38.400 6 | Timothy where are our guests? 7 | Call them now 8 | 9 | 00:00:38.400 --> 00:00:40.140 10 | Its almost time for the party 11 | 12 | 00:00:40.960 --> 00:00:42.680 13 | You cant do anything properly 14 | 15 | 00:00:50.080 --> 00:00:54.020 16 | Actually there is a problem. 17 | I have a kidney stone in my heart. 18 | 19 | 00:00:54.020 --> 00:00:57.960 20 | So the doctor has advised to not socialise. 21 | So I cannot come. 22 | 23 | 00:00:58.880 --> 00:01:00.020 24 | Kidney stone in the heart? 25 | 26 | 00:01:10.300 --> 00:01:14.240 27 | Its fine. There are others coming. 28 | Who else is coming, Timothy? 29 | 30 | 00:01:30.740 --> 00:01:39.800 31 | No no no. Listen. Ever since I've seen your JCB video, I've lost all faith in you 32 | 33 | 00:01:39.800 --> 00:01:43.120 34 | I feel scared to be around you 35 | 36 | 00:01:48.380 --> 00:01:50.860 37 | You dont have to feel the JCB so much! 38 | 39 | 00:02:02.880 --> 00:02:05.440 40 | Okay bye. Enjoy. Im playing PUBG. 41 | Play PUBG whole day! 42 | 43 | 00:02:30.200 --> 00:02:32.240 44 | Nobody cares about this. 45 | 46 | 00:02:39.220 --> 00:02:41.820 47 | Only 2 people. me and Timothy care about this. 48 | 49 | 00:02:41.820 --> 00:02:44.080 50 | It's fine i guess 51 | 52 | 00:03:24.760 --> 00:03:26.040 53 | Who is this? 54 | I dont know... who is this? 55 | 56 | 00:03:45.040 --> 00:03:46.900 57 | I remember. We had danced... 58 | 59 | 00:04:07.440 --> 00:04:10.700 60 | I haven't shown it to anyone else. 61 | You're gonna be the first people to see this! 62 | 63 | 00:04:19.740 --> 00:04:20.740 64 | You're done? 65 | 66 | 00:04:24.340 --> 00:04:27.440 67 | Since you're here, I'll give you a return gift. 68 | 69 | 00:04:27.460 --> 00:04:33.640 70 | This is for you. I had got these props for my video today. 71 | Enjoy! 72 | 73 | 00:04:44.460 --> 00:04:46.580 74 | Pls don't blow me! 😡 75 | 76 | 00:05:54.360 --> 00:05:55.580 77 | I've woked very hard for this 78 | 79 | 00:05:55.760 --> 00:05:58.720 80 | Pls bare with me i might get emotional 81 | 82 | 00:06:39.620 --> 00:06:42.360 83 | Thank you to my parents for allowing me to do this 84 | 85 | 00:06:42.360 --> 00:06:45.240 86 | Thank you to Timothy, my intern 87 | 88 | 00:06:45.240 --> 00:06:47.940 89 | Thank you to my friend Aditya 90 | 91 | 00:07:14.620 --> 00:07:18.840 92 | Timothy 😡😡😡 93 | What is this management? 94 | 95 | 00:07:20.960 --> 00:07:22.200 96 | Leave him 97 | He was an idiot -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190421P3B0bMIlQ7s: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:12.520 --> 00:00:16.160 2 | (Ah shit, here we go again) 3 | 4 | 00:00:18.260 --> 00:00:20.260 5 | 6 | 7 | 00:00:27.280 --> 00:00:30.640 8 | 9 | 10 | 00:00:30.705 --> 00:00:31.705 11 | 12 | 13 | 00:00:33.660 --> 00:00:37.040 14 | 15 | 16 | 00:00:42.760 --> 00:00:45.260 17 | Alright guys welcome to a 18 | special episode of Saiman Says 19 | 20 | 00:00:45.260 --> 00:00:48.500 21 | So ever since Bit*h lasagna got banned in India 22 | 23 | 00:00:48.505 --> 00:00:51.465 24 | Life has been tough for me I mean I used to watch 25 | 26 | 00:00:51.465 --> 00:00:53.885 27 | Bit*h lasagna (only) 399 times a day 28 | 29 | 00:00:53.885 --> 00:00:56.640 30 | And now I cannot even watch it once back in India 31 | 32 | 00:00:56.740 --> 00:00:58.580 33 | So I had to do something about it, right? 34 | 35 | 00:00:58.660 --> 00:01:01.860 36 | So here I m in Southwick in UK and its a 37 | 38 | 00:01:01.865 --> 00:01:04.495 39 | town just outside Brighton and this is the 40 | 41 | 00:01:04.495 --> 00:01:07.835 42 | exact place where Bit*h lasagna was shot. 43 | 44 | 00:01:07.840 --> 00:01:11.340 45 | And I planned this holy pilgrimage because 46 | 47 | 00:01:11.500 --> 00:01:14.560 48 | I was really upset that Bit*h lasagna 49 | got banned in India and 50 | 51 | 00:01:14.560 --> 00:01:17.260 52 | And I had to make up for the 53 | entire week I missed it, right? 54 | 55 | 00:01:17.260 --> 00:01:20.635 56 | What better way to watch it than at the 57 | 58 | 00:01:20.635 --> 00:01:23.175 59 | place where it was filmed. 60 | 61 | 00:01:23.175 --> 00:01:25.845 62 | Also what a beautiful place guys I mean look at this place. 63 | 64 | 00:01:25.845 --> 00:01:28.860 65 | Petition to rename this beach as Beach Lasagna 66 | 67 | 00:01:29.720 --> 00:01:32.140 68 | Very pretty beach guys beach, bit*h 69 | 70 | 00:01:41.160 --> 00:01:44.200 71 | Pewdiepie if you're watching this, this is Saiman Says. 72 | Remember me? 73 | 74 | 00:01:44.240 --> 00:01:47.260 75 | 76 | 77 | 00:01:47.265 --> 00:01:48.265 78 | 79 | 80 | 00:01:49.120 --> 00:01:51.220 81 | 82 | 83 | 00:01:59.460 --> 00:02:03.220 84 | Yes I'm here in the UK all the way 85 | from Bangladesh in India. 86 | 87 | 00:02:03.340 --> 00:02:11.340 88 | Now see Pewdiepie, I know that after all these months of me defending you against these pseudo-nationalists in India who promote T-Series 89 | 90 | 00:02:11.640 --> 00:02:14.020 91 | You and I have broken up now 92 | 93 | 00:02:14.500 --> 00:02:17.860 94 | because you started to give more attention 95 | to that Blue Shirt Kid remember? 96 | 97 | 00:02:17.860 --> 00:02:22.260 98 | I dont blame you. Blue Shirt Kid is young, smart, sexy. 99 | 100 | 00:02:23.500 --> 00:02:25.900 101 | I dont really blame Pewdiepie for that, but... 102 | 103 | 00:02:25.900 --> 00:02:28.600 104 | Im not salty, Im not jealous of the Blue Shirt kid... 105 | 106 | 00:02:28.600 --> 00:02:31.660 107 | I mean all he had to do to host 108 | meme review was say 2 words 109 | 110 | 00:02:31.760 --> 00:02:32.860 111 | YoUtUbE aLgOrItHm 112 | 113 | 00:02:32.960 --> 00:02:34.400 114 | but that's fine... 115 | 116 | 00:02:34.540 --> 00:02:39.780 117 | Pewdiepie, Im here in UK, in Brighton to confront you 118 | 119 | 00:02:39.780 --> 00:02:42.080 120 | I know that you have been ignoring my texts 121 | 122 | 00:02:42.140 --> 00:02:45.920 123 | You cheated on me with that Blue Shirt Kid 124 | 125 | 00:02:45.920 --> 00:02:48.700 126 | and that's why you cannot face me. 127 | But you can't ignore me any longer! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190804wqejcPje048: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.120 2 | Last week I felt very proud to be an Indian, 3 | because of the Chadrayaan 2 mission 4 | 5 | 00:00:04.120 --> 00:00:11.420 6 | ISRO did such a large scale mission with such a small budget (Rs. 978 Crores), ISRO has such talented scientists. 7 | 8 | 00:00:11.420 --> 00:00:15.320 9 | If ISRO gets the budget of Statue of Unity, 10 | I think ISRO will figure out time travel 11 | 12 | 00:00:15.320 --> 00:00:18.440 13 | Hehe, political reference to 14 | make the video feel more impactful :))) 15 | 16 | 00:00:18.440 --> 00:00:23.040 17 | So yes, just few days ago, I was feeling very proud to be an Indian, I was very patriotic... 18 | 19 | 00:00:23.040 --> 00:00:28.660 20 | But I lost all patriotism, when I saw that Dhinchak Pooja's new song is trending on youtube. 21 | 22 | 00:00:28.660 --> 00:00:33.540 23 | See, I do not hate Dhinchak Pooja, 24 | but THIS video... was 'trending'. 25 | 26 | 00:00:33.540 --> 00:00:36.300 27 | (Cringe Pop artist Dhinchak Pooja's new song) 28 | 29 | 00:00:36.300 --> 00:00:43.740 30 | See I do not hate Dhinchak Pooja, I actually like her. 31 | She is self aware, she knows what she is doing. 32 | 33 | 00:00:43.740 --> 00:00:47.780 34 | She is self aware, she knows 35 | that she is creating cringe... 36 | 37 | 00:00:47.780 --> 00:00:49.940 38 | ... unlike some other youtubers. 39 | 40 | 00:00:50.460 --> 00:00:56.020 41 | There are a lot of Indian youtubers, 'roasters', who have become famous by roasting her. 42 | 43 | 00:00:56.400 --> 00:01:01.840 44 | But in this video today Im not going to roast Dhinchak Pooja, this video is a Dhinchak Pooja appreciation video. 45 | 46 | 00:01:01.840 --> 00:01:06.700 47 | Today we're going to appreciate the genius of Dhinchak Pooja through her new song 'Nach ke Pagal' 48 | 49 | 00:01:08.560 --> 00:01:14.800 50 | And if you listen to this song carefully, Dhinchak Pooja tells us on our face, that she is fooling us, and we dont even realise that. 51 | 52 | 00:01:19.780 --> 00:01:25.140 53 | So yes I think Dhinchak Pooja is a pioneer, she is a revolutionary, she is a game changer in Indian Youtube. 54 | 55 | 00:01:25.140 --> 00:01:28.040 56 | Im actually feeling very inspired by her 57 | 58 | 00:01:28.040 --> 00:01:33.620 59 | See, Im already a cringe youtuber right? Now I want to venture into cringe pop. 60 | 61 | 00:01:33.620 --> 00:01:37.640 62 | So this is my first attempt to make a cringe pop song, 63 | 64 | 00:01:38.520 --> 00:01:40.440 65 | I hope you guys like it... 66 | 67 | 00:01:44.800 --> 00:01:47.200 68 | BHENDI (lady finger) 69 | 70 | 00:01:58.040 --> 00:02:00.680 71 | F**K haters, it's Saiman's time 72 | 73 | 00:02:00.680 --> 00:02:03.380 74 | F**K haters, his shades are pink 75 | 76 | 00:02:03.380 --> 00:02:06.020 77 | F**K haters, he works very hard 78 | 79 | 00:02:06.020 --> 00:02:08.500 80 | F**K haters, now it's Say Sena's time! 81 | 82 | 00:02:19.360 --> 00:02:21.740 83 | All youtubers, beware. 84 | 85 | 00:02:22.060 --> 00:02:24.100 86 | Saiman is here to roast you 87 | 88 | 00:02:24.700 --> 00:02:26.960 89 | In one had he has Tea, and in one hand Jeera Soda 90 | 91 | 00:02:27.380 --> 00:02:29.660 92 | Timothy is my Luke and I'm his Yoda. 93 | 94 | 00:02:42.580 --> 00:02:44.960 95 | F**K haters, it's Saiman's time 96 | 97 | 00:02:45.240 --> 00:02:47.380 98 | F**K haters, his shades are pink 99 | 100 | 00:02:47.840 --> 00:02:49.960 101 | F**K haters, he works very hard 102 | 103 | 00:02:50.260 --> 00:02:52.280 104 | F**K haters, now it's Say Sena's time! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20191231y4m2tcuyhmY: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:01:23.200 --> 00:01:28.480 2 | In the past few years because of Modi Ji's make in India Movement, we have seen a Meme Revolution in India 3 | 4 | 00:03:04.800 --> 00:03:07.580 5 | When the garbage truck comes, we remove the trash from our home 6 | 7 | 00:03:07.580 --> 00:03:10.780 8 | But when can we remove the trsh from YouTube ??? 9 | 10 | 00:03:59.840 --> 00:04:01.640 11 | Wait a minute... 12 | 13 | 00:04:59.060 --> 00:05:00.900 14 | The best Saiman Says meme of 2020 15 | 16 | 00:05:11.260 --> 00:05:13.260 17 | Wow everyone should work hard like this! 18 | 19 | 00:05:16.400 --> 00:05:20.040 20 | Ok I got the point you have worked hard... 21 | 22 | 00:05:22.360 --> 00:05:23.900 23 | to hell with your song 24 | 25 | 00:05:38.920 --> 00:05:46.480 26 | "Im not joking, Im doing real" 27 | 28 | 00:06:06.020 --> 00:06:08.020 29 | and the winner is... 30 | 31 | 00:06:18.300 --> 00:06:21.700 32 | Ok ok Im sorry 33 | Its just a prank bro 34 | 35 | 00:06:56.540 --> 00:06:58.320 36 | Saiman made fun of me 37 | 38 | 00:06:58.320 --> 00:06:59.580 39 | But I had fun as well 40 | 41 | 00:07:21.260 --> 00:07:23.940 42 | Ok I dont know how to react to that hehehe 43 | 44 | 00:07:31.960 --> 00:07:33.960 45 | Tiktok meme ??? 46 | 47 | 00:07:35.040 --> 00:07:36.260 48 | Timothy... 49 | 50 | 00:07:56.340 --> 00:07:58.060 51 | Youtube was the first! 52 | 53 | 00:07:58.480 --> 00:08:00.260 54 | Youtube is our father 55 | 56 | 00:08:00.260 --> 00:08:05.080 57 | First there was dubsmash, 58 | then Musical.ly, then TikTok 59 | 60 | 00:08:05.080 --> 00:08:06.480 61 | Amit Shah - "Understand the chronology" 62 | 63 | 00:09:21.820 --> 00:09:23.820 64 | Modi Ji- "I thought there are clouds..." 65 | 66 | 00:09:25.140 --> 00:09:28.640 67 | "... and it was raining, 68 | so there's a benefit" 69 | 70 | 00:09:29.520 --> 00:09:31.360 71 | "We can be safe from their radar" 72 | 73 | 00:09:39.520 --> 00:09:42.080 74 | "Is this about PUBG?" 75 | 76 | 00:10:07.200 --> 00:10:09.940 77 | Im deeply honored to be awarded 78 | 79 | 00:10:09.940 --> 00:10:13.520 80 | This award belongs not to me personally, but... 81 | 82 | 00:10:13.520 --> 00:10:15.140 83 | To the people of India 84 | 85 | 00:10:29.200 --> 00:10:31.520 86 | Im not complaining guys 87 | 88 | 00:12:16.880 --> 00:12:19.120 89 | Bhau, would you like to tell something to our audience? 90 | 91 | 00:12:19.620 --> 00:12:20.860 92 | Hindustani Bhau - "Respect womens" 93 | 94 | 00:12:21.860 --> 00:12:24.180 95 | "Respect your sisters and daughters. Understood?" 96 | 97 | 00:12:33.460 --> 00:12:34.940 98 | "Respect womens" 99 | 100 | 00:14:01.740 --> 00:14:03.520 101 | Keep these onions in the fridge 102 | 103 | 00:15:30.080 --> 00:15:33.920 104 | Ok Im excited for this one everybody, are you ready? 105 | 106 | 00:15:46.280 --> 00:15:47.600 107 | wait a minute.. this.... 108 | 109 | 00:15:48.840 --> 00:15:50.840 110 | This has to be some kind of a sick joke, right? 111 | 112 | 00:15:53.180 --> 00:15:55.180 113 | Please somebody tell me this is a prank 114 | 115 | 00:16:02.560 --> 00:16:03.560 116 | Wait a minute 117 | 118 | 00:16:03.560 --> 00:16:04.940 119 | And you guys are cheering? 120 | 121 | 00:16:07.440 --> 00:16:08.440 122 | Shut up! 123 | 124 | 00:16:18.820 --> 00:16:20.580 125 | These are our good days? 126 | 127 | 00:16:21.440 --> 00:16:24.280 128 | Will we become a superpower like this? 129 | 130 | 00:16:24.460 --> 00:16:28.260 131 | Pls somebody postpone India Superpower 132 | 133 | 00:16:36.040 --> 00:16:37.300 134 | stupid non-sense! 135 | 136 | 00:16:38.300 --> 00:16:41.460 137 | people used to call me an 'anti-national' 138 | Well you are anti-national. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190204wnw9TglOX78: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:49.840 --> 00:00:51.340 2 | What's the fun in this? 3 | 4 | 00:00:51.340 --> 00:00:54.380 5 | I touched a Diwali firecracker after 15 years today 6 | 7 | 00:00:54.380 --> 00:00:57.260 8 | And now I won't touch it for 15 more years. 9 | What is this non-sense? 10 | 11 | 00:01:14.360 --> 00:01:17.180 12 | So lets do something different this time. 13 | 14 | 00:01:17.180 --> 00:01:20.340 15 | I have a ground breaking idea, very innovative idea. 16 | 17 | 00:01:27.780 --> 00:01:30.300 18 | Consider this like a cringe compilation 19 | 20 | 00:01:41.500 --> 00:01:45.920 21 | Idk where Timothy is guys. 22 | Timothy did not come today. 23 | 24 | 00:01:46.760 --> 00:01:48.860 25 | He took a leave like this last month as well 26 | 27 | 00:01:48.860 --> 00:01:51.900 28 | Its fine, since its Diwali I wont say anything for now. 29 | 30 | 00:01:54.100 --> 00:01:59.300 31 | So I got this unique, 32 | masterpiece idea when I came across this video. 33 | 34 | 00:02:06.060 --> 00:02:06.860 35 | But... 36 | 37 | 00:02:29.700 --> 00:02:34.840 38 | And that was very unexpected. Everyone was shocked. No one had any idea this would happen. 39 | 40 | 00:02:34.840 --> 00:02:37.720 41 | That is what the show wants you to think. 42 | 43 | 00:02:37.720 --> 00:02:41.640 44 | Its okay if its trending. I somehwat believe that such a video can trend. 45 | 46 | 00:03:02.720 --> 00:03:06.420 47 | On one hand they're saying that this was very wrong 48 | 49 | 00:03:06.420 --> 00:03:09.660 50 | but on the other hand they are also promoting this 51 | 52 | 00:03:53.940 --> 00:03:56.380 53 | he's waiting for his stonks to go up 54 | 55 | 00:03:56.380 --> 00:04:03.280 56 | Wow, this is the face you make, when you have mastered the ability to exploit Indians who seek approval of foreigners 57 | 58 | 00:04:47.260 --> 00:04:48.680 59 | Timothy is not here today 60 | 61 | 00:04:52.200 --> 00:04:54.340 62 | Why do you want to meet him? 63 | 64 | 00:04:54.380 --> 00:04:55.380 65 | Im here! 66 | 67 | 00:04:56.620 --> 00:05:00.380 68 | Well... He seems like a funny character 69 | 70 | 00:05:00.380 --> 00:05:02.900 71 | Im sorry you cannot speak to Timothy Im sorry 72 | 73 | 00:05:02.900 --> 00:05:04.500 74 | You can speak to me. 75 | 76 | 00:05:05.760 --> 00:05:07.780 77 | Aw, that's too bad. 78 | 79 | 00:05:40.080 --> 00:05:44.240 80 | proven formula of sound effect = comedy 81 | 82 | 00:05:45.440 --> 00:05:47.020 83 | what is this? 84 | 85 | 00:05:49.640 --> 00:05:50.720 86 | this is trending? 87 | 88 | 00:06:21.880 --> 00:06:22.880 89 | Who's what? 90 | 91 | 00:06:31.120 --> 00:06:34.080 92 | Im sure some pedo uncle must be running this account 93 | 94 | 00:07:08.940 --> 00:07:10.540 95 | Lets move on... 96 | 97 | 00:07:46.260 --> 00:07:52.580 98 | So he fired a rocket from one end of the pipe and it comes out from the other end of the pipe. 99 | 100 | 00:07:59.260 --> 00:08:01.400 101 | this is some ground breaking discovery 102 | 103 | 00:08:19.540 --> 00:08:22.140 104 | That guy is standing at the end of the pipe 105 | that's dangerous. 106 | 107 | 00:08:25.760 --> 00:08:28.640 108 | So you saw how scientific the experiment was 109 | 110 | 00:08:28.640 --> 00:08:32.060 111 | There are many youtubers in India who do such experiments 112 | 113 | 00:08:34.600 --> 00:08:36.460 114 | Take a look at this 115 | 116 | 00:08:47.780 --> 00:08:50.780 117 | "Wow this was such an amazing experiment!" 118 | 119 | 00:08:52.500 --> 00:08:54.480 120 | I guess these people will win the Nobel prize next year 121 | 122 | 00:09:00.100 --> 00:09:01.960 123 | He fired a missile in the fields lol 124 | 125 | 00:09:13.900 --> 00:09:16.120 126 | These people will burn villages one day 127 | 128 | 00:09:16.700 --> 00:09:18.440 129 | "Wow what an amazing experiment!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190525-XPsyl6Ddqo: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:07.560 --> 00:00:10.320 2 | Everyone say --- 3 | JAI SHREE RAM 4 | 5 | 00:00:14.580 --> 00:00:17.720 6 | People ask what has BJP done in the past 5 years. 7 | 8 | 00:00:17.720 --> 00:00:20.640 9 | I dont know much about politics, 10 | so I won't comment on that. 11 | 12 | 00:00:20.640 --> 00:00:26.060 13 | But I know for sure, that the Indian Meme community has evolved a lot in the last 5 years. 14 | 15 | 00:00:26.120 --> 00:00:31.160 16 | And as a result, we are going to see some nice spicy memes collected by my intern Timothy 17 | 18 | 00:00:31.240 --> 00:00:34.380 19 | Also as i said, Im not very much into politics 20 | 21 | 00:00:38.540 --> 00:00:41.180 22 | You need both wings to fly an aeroplane right? 23 | 24 | 00:00:52.160 --> 00:00:54.820 25 | "We wont be cheated, 26 | we'll bring the Congress government" 27 | 28 | 00:00:57.160 --> 00:01:05.780 29 | "Whoever is an anti-national in India, 30 | ur mom gay" 31 | 32 | 00:01:08.400 --> 00:01:09.680 33 | Stop this! 34 | 35 | 00:01:11.200 --> 00:01:14.260 36 | This song is stuck in my head 37 | 38 | 00:01:18.220 --> 00:01:21.020 39 | ur mom's .... 40 | 41 | 00:01:21.020 --> 00:01:22.700 42 | ur mom's blessings. 43 | 44 | 00:01:42.180 --> 00:01:43.000 45 | JAI SHREE - - - 46 | 47 | 00:01:57.640 --> 00:02:01.440 48 | The thought behind this meme was good, but... 49 | 50 | 00:02:02.140 --> 00:02:04.860 51 | Please use a new meme 52 | 53 | 00:02:06.400 --> 00:02:08.180 54 | This is like a 10 year old meme 55 | 56 | 00:02:39.600 --> 00:02:41.500 57 | A cloud-radar joke, everybody. 58 | 59 | 00:02:53.040 --> 00:02:55.040 60 | Ok I've seen this meme. Its brilliantly edited. 61 | 62 | 00:03:33.020 --> 00:03:35.660 63 | Haha I love this meme 64 | 65 | 00:03:40.120 --> 00:03:45.020 66 | This is what im saying! The Indian meme community has developed a lot! 67 | 68 | 00:03:54.020 --> 00:03:56.460 69 | What passion! 70 | 71 | 00:04:21.360 --> 00:04:23.840 72 | Now it's too late. 73 | 74 | 00:04:23.840 --> 00:04:25.280 75 | You lost your chance. 76 | 77 | 00:04:38.780 --> 00:04:40.700 78 | "People's jobs have disapperaed." 79 | 80 | 00:04:42.680 --> 00:04:44.480 81 | "Everything has disappeared" 82 | 83 | 00:05:15.720 --> 00:05:18.860 84 | "Why do these BJP people 85 | call Rahul Gandhi 'Pappu' 😠😠😠?" 86 | 87 | 00:05:21.060 --> 00:05:26.620 88 | "Why do these BJP people 89 | call Rahul Gandhi 'Pappu' 😠😠😠?" 90 | 91 | 00:05:27.700 --> 00:05:31.460 92 | You can feel the pain in his emotions. 93 | 94 | 00:05:31.460 --> 00:05:33.620 95 | from now on I'll never call Pappu... 96 | 97 | 00:05:33.620 --> 00:05:36.940 98 | I mean I wont call Rahul Gandhi Pappu again. 99 | 100 | 00:06:12.740 --> 00:06:17.660 101 | This feels a bit too much. 102 | Why do they promote him so much? 103 | 104 | 00:06:20.960 --> 00:06:23.280 105 | ... but this too much. 106 | 107 | 00:06:29.900 --> 00:06:33.860 108 | Politics may divide people, but Ileana's warm urine brings people together. 109 | 110 | 00:06:40.560 --> 00:06:44.240 111 | This is nice. 112 | I also have electile disfunction. 113 | 114 | 00:06:44.240 --> 00:06:47.020 115 | "But being in the center is also taking a side, Saiman" 116 | 117 | 00:06:51.180 --> 00:06:53.040 118 | Baby, there is no one at home. 119 | 120 | 00:06:53.040 --> 00:06:54.240 121 | Should I come over? 122 | 123 | 00:06:54.240 --> 00:06:54.860 124 | No 125 | 126 | 00:06:54.860 --> 00:06:55.540 127 | Why babe? 128 | 129 | 00:07:00.740 --> 00:07:03.520 130 | *curses in Marathi* 131 | 132 | 00:07:03.520 --> 00:07:06.760 133 | Ok I think that's it for today 134 | 135 | 00:07:07.020 --> 00:07:09.040 136 | Can not take this anymore 137 | 138 | 00:07:09.040 --> 00:07:11.560 139 | Again, Im not taking any sides, Im just having fun. 140 | 141 | 00:07:20.120 --> 00:07:23.100 142 | *** wait for it *** -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20181214EeEAy1rM3DE: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:01:27.440 --> 00:01:30.700 2 | Well you see atleast Indian Media supports PewDiePie 3 | 4 | 00:01:32.320 --> 00:01:33.840 5 | Welcome to Saiman Says 6 | 7 | 00:01:33.840 --> 00:01:40.500 8 | In my last video I tried to clear all criticisms against Pewdiepie in the Indian YT community 9 | 10 | 00:01:40.860 --> 00:01:44.000 11 | I'll be honest with you 12 | I dont think it made a huge difference 13 | 14 | 00:01:44.260 --> 00:01:45.140 15 | But I tried my best 16 | 17 | 00:01:45.140 --> 00:01:47.920 18 | The fact that Pewdiepie acknowledged and appreciated that 19 | 20 | 00:01:48.440 --> 00:01:49.800 21 | that means a lot to me 22 | 23 | 00:01:49.800 --> 00:01:53.340 24 | I've been following Pewdiepie for more than 2 years now. 25 | He is like a role model. 26 | 27 | 00:01:53.520 --> 00:01:56.880 28 | You know when Senpai finally notices 29 | 30 | 00:01:57.840 --> 00:01:59.040 31 | It meant a lot to me 32 | 33 | 00:02:12.260 --> 00:02:18.280 34 | But as I said in my previous video, there is a lot of hate surrounding Pewdiepie in the Indian YT community. 35 | 36 | 00:02:18.580 --> 00:02:24.380 37 | Most of the big Indian Youtubers are afraid that they will lose their audience if they support Pewdiepie 38 | 39 | 00:02:27.460 --> 00:02:29.620 40 | I think I should just move on from this topic now 41 | 42 | 00:02:29.620 --> 00:02:35.300 43 | Before ending this video I will address this particular disstrack against pewdiepie 44 | 45 | 00:02:35.300 --> 00:02:37.400 46 | Not just because it is very creative 47 | 48 | 00:02:37.680 --> 00:02:41.180 49 | But because this disstrack has a 50 | few lines about me too. 51 | 52 | 00:02:43.740 --> 00:02:46.460 53 | So this is the disstrack im talking about 54 | 55 | 00:02:47.700 --> 00:02:50.260 56 | He is tearing a Pewdiepie poster 57 | Its very edgy 58 | 59 | 00:02:50.260 --> 00:02:52.780 60 | Im sorry I forgot to give you a warning 61 | 62 | 00:02:58.740 --> 00:03:00.820 63 | The lyrics are F*** Pewdiepie. 64 | 65 | 00:03:00.820 --> 00:03:02.120 66 | I told you its very creative 67 | 68 | 00:03:04.840 --> 00:03:07.620 69 | He says that Pewdiepie has a 'racist disease' 70 | 71 | 00:03:10.720 --> 00:03:13.540 72 | The lyrics are very insightful, very creative 73 | 74 | 00:03:14.080 --> 00:03:19.440 75 | And he is wearing the cap backwards... You know shit is about to go down when you wear the cap backwards 76 | 77 | 00:03:35.500 --> 00:03:39.120 78 | He is going to talk about me now! 79 | Im very excited. 80 | 81 | 00:03:47.660 --> 00:03:48.280 82 | What? 83 | 84 | 00:04:05.680 --> 00:04:08.640 85 | This guy is assuming that I have a girlfriend 86 | 87 | 00:04:13.040 --> 00:04:16.600 88 | Ill take that as a compliment... 89 | But its ironic its coming from a disstrack 90 | 91 | 00:04:36.520 --> 00:04:37.960 92 | Okay thats it Ill end it over here 93 | 94 | 00:04:38.180 --> 00:04:40.860 95 | I cannot show such weak dabs. 96 | Its an insult to my channel. 97 | 98 | 00:04:42.660 --> 00:04:46.620 99 | Thank you for watching and also 100 | thank you to Timothy, my intern 101 | 102 | 00:04:50.620 --> 00:04:52.080 103 | He doesnt like to come on screen 104 | 105 | 00:04:56.480 --> 00:05:01.200 106 | Im going to end this video with a sweet clip sent by a fan from Bangladesh 107 | 108 | 00:05:02.120 --> 00:05:07.200 109 | If you want to feature your videos, 110 | then send them to my social media. 111 | Links are in the description. 112 | 113 | 00:05:10.980 --> 00:05:14.160 114 | So yeah it is what it is. 115 | 116 | 00:05:15.360 --> 00:05:21.900 117 | Hello Saiman Says you recently reached 100K subscribers, congratulations! 118 | 119 | 00:05:21.900 --> 00:05:25.520 120 | Im from Bangladesh, not from India. 121 | Im your biggest fan. 122 | 123 | 00:05:26.020 --> 00:05:30.720 124 | When you reached 50K subscribers I had started watching your videos 125 | 126 | 00:05:34.060 --> 00:05:36.960 127 | You are the Pewdiepie of India 128 | 129 | 00:06:00.580 --> 00:06:05.940 130 | (This is a Hindi meme about this Tech channel who made a video against pewdiepie) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190111ZMtKkOdWk5Y: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.680 2 | Hello friends 3 | 4 | 00:00:03.340 --> 00:00:05.980 5 | Please dont leave bad comments on my video 6 | 7 | 00:00:06.300 --> 00:00:08.980 8 | Consider me your brother 9 | 10 | 00:00:09.100 --> 00:00:11.000 11 | It feels bad 12 | 13 | 00:00:11.000 --> 00:00:14.960 14 | Please you all are my friends. Please don't. 15 | 16 | 00:00:56.880 --> 00:01:01.040 17 | Ok guys all the jokes aside, lets talk about my previous video. 18 | 19 | 00:01:01.040 --> 00:01:05.640 20 | In my last video I gave my honest opinion about CarryMinati's disstrack. I made that video with respect. 21 | 22 | 00:01:07.300 --> 00:01:11.600 23 | I really felt bad looking at the response. 24 | 18000 dislikes? 25 | 26 | 00:01:11.900 --> 00:01:14.260 27 | I felt really bad 28 | 29 | 00:01:15.020 --> 00:01:17.900 30 | because CarryMinati has 5 million subscribers 31 | 32 | 00:01:17.900 --> 00:01:21.040 33 | and my video just gets 18K dislikes??? 34 | 35 | 00:01:22.820 --> 00:01:28.960 36 | Im very sad, but what else can i expect. I cant expect them to be as mature as CarryMinati. 37 | 38 | 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:34.760 39 | My last video got 18K dislikes, but dont disappoint me this time. 40 | 41 | 00:01:34.760 --> 00:01:38.900 42 | Please share this video and tell your friends to dislike this video. 43 | 44 | 00:01:50.480 --> 00:01:52.280 45 | Why haven't you disliked yet? 46 | 47 | 00:01:55.100 --> 00:02:00.000 48 | And pls dont forget abuses in the comments, that's the proper way of showing patriotism right? 49 | 50 | 00:02:00.920 --> 00:02:07.320 51 | All other comments are fine... but what is this? I dint know I was this attractive. 52 | 53 | 00:02:07.320 --> 00:02:10.740 54 | (Comment means: Who wants to **** Saiman Says in the ass?) 55 | 56 | 00:02:13.200 --> 00:02:22.720 57 | And i forgot to say this in the last video. Pls go and check out Salil Jamdar's disstrack. He has dissed TSeries and Pewdiepie both. 58 | 59 | 00:02:22.720 --> 00:02:26.060 60 | And I loved the way he did that. 61 | 62 | 00:02:26.660 --> 00:02:32.720 63 | (You dissed Tseries, but its effects are more serious) 64 | 65 | 00:02:32.720 --> 00:02:38.740 66 | (Writers Singers Composers they work their ass of making songs, but Tseries doesnt give them royalty.) 67 | 68 | 00:02:38.940 --> 00:02:47.200 69 | And this disstrack is aimed only at Indian audience, so Its fine that its in Hindi, unlike Carry's disstrack which was aimed only at Pewdiepie. 70 | 71 | 00:02:49.680 --> 00:02:54.680 72 | Also, Salil Jamdar has posted an upgraded version of this disstrack where he disses CarryMinati too. 73 | Check it out. 74 | 75 | 00:02:56.920 --> 00:03:05.480 76 | I got a valid criticism that why did I take carryMinati's disstrack seriously if I took Pewd's disstrack as a joke. Good point. 77 | 78 | 00:03:12.860 --> 00:03:17.440 79 | I have a problem with the reason why Carry's disstrack was made. 80 | 81 | 00:03:17.680 --> 00:03:23.420 82 | The reason why CarryMinati made his disstrack was because people got offended and his fans forced him to make it. 83 | 84 | 00:03:23.720 --> 00:03:26.680 85 | Carry would never make the track by himself. 86 | 87 | 00:03:26.680 --> 00:03:32.540 88 | Now because of this people have been encouraged to be offended at small things. 89 | 90 | 00:03:32.540 --> 00:03:36.740 91 | I agree that Bitch Lasagna has is negative effects, but we are overreacting. 92 | 93 | 00:03:36.740 --> 00:03:42.100 94 | And we ourselves are racists towards other people. 95 | 96 | 00:03:44.100 --> 00:03:50.580 97 | Im not justifying the racism by foriegners, but this also doesnt justify our excess outrage. 98 | 99 | 00:03:50.580 --> 00:03:57.840 100 | A lot of people think that by my content I defame Indians, but thats not right. If that was true I woundnt be getting such comments. 101 | 102 | 00:03:58.820 --> 00:04:06.500 103 | Many people think that I do such content just to attract foreign viewers. If that was the case I would have made this in english. 104 | 105 | 00:04:10.020 --> 00:04:16.460 106 | Lets take a look at this fan, this guy says Saiman Says 1000 times in his video. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20191105qDeGcFDYJ50: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:00.225 --> 00:00:02.965 2 | Under the pressure of his audience 3 | 4 | 00:00:02.965 --> 00:00:05.280 5 | He made the diss track on pewdiepie. Sorry (Carry) Minati 6 | 7 | 00:00:05.280 --> 00:00:06.720 8 | but the disstrack was tatti (shit) (rhyme) 9 | 10 | 00:00:06.880 --> 00:00:07.380 11 | 12 | 13 | 00:00:07.560 --> 00:00:09.500 14 | Carry : I understand why saiman is doing this 15 | 16 | 00:00:09.960 --> 00:00:13.080 17 | We are experienced. We also know ( how to get fame) 18 | 19 | 00:00:13.080 --> 00:00:15.580 20 | No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 21 | 22 | 00:00:15.580 --> 00:00:16.080 23 | 24 | 25 | 00:00:16.080 --> 00:00:18.540 26 | Some noob (referring to carryminati) who plays PUB-G on emulator. 27 | 28 | 00:00:18.540 --> 00:00:21.860 29 | Someone in super chat in carry's live stream: Why did you unfollow saiman? 30 | 31 | 00:00:22.020 --> 00:00:25.780 32 | Because if you try to get views (from my diss track) again and again, no-one likes it. 33 | 34 | 00:00:25.780 --> 00:00:27.320 35 | But Saiman 36 | 37 | 00:00:27.500 --> 00:00:28.500 38 | I still love you brother 39 | 40 | 00:00:29.040 --> 00:00:30.140 41 | I unfollowed you 42 | 43 | 00:00:30.980 --> 00:00:32.620 44 | but i still watch your videos 45 | 46 | 00:00:32.940 --> 00:00:35.960 47 | But you are a f***ing cu*t. Why do you do this Saiman? 48 | 49 | 00:00:36.340 --> 00:00:38.400 50 | Someone in super chat in Carry's live stream : Saiman met pewdiepie, how do you feel about this? 51 | 52 | 00:00:38.400 --> 00:00:40.800 53 | It's very nice, YouTubers should meet each other more 54 | 55 | 00:00:41.420 --> 00:00:44.740 56 | All YouTubers should be friendly to each other. I am realy happy for Saiman 57 | 58 | 00:00:45.020 --> 00:00:46.920 59 | Yes I am! 60 | 61 | 00:00:47.540 --> 00:00:48.540 62 | Narrator : Now, continuing from before. 63 | 64 | 00:00:48.540 --> 00:00:50.760 65 | Hello Everybody, welcome to saiman says. 66 | 67 | 00:00:50.900 --> 00:00:53.540 68 | This is not my usual reaction video. 69 | 70 | 00:00:53.540 --> 00:00:55.860 71 | Today, I want to talk about something which is disturbing me. 72 | 73 | 00:00:55.860 --> 00:00:57.440 74 | since the past few months. 75 | 76 | 00:00:57.600 --> 00:01:01.220 77 | Carryminati unfollowed me on Instagram again 78 | 79 | 00:01:01.220 --> 00:01:04.080 80 | What exactly is going on over here? I don't understand. 81 | 82 | 00:01:04.080 --> 00:01:07.240 83 | I thought that carry only knew how to play PUB-G on emulator. 84 | 85 | 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:10.380 86 | But I think Carryminati likes to play games with people as well. 87 | 88 | 00:01:10.420 --> 00:01:12.900 89 | A few months ago, Carry tweeted this 90 | 91 | 00:01:12.900 --> 00:01:14.740 92 | and now he unfollows me on instagram. 93 | 94 | 00:01:14.740 --> 00:01:19.100 95 | Carryminati, I know that you are watching this video and since you like to play games. 96 | 97 | 00:01:19.280 --> 00:01:22.140 98 | Carryminati, I have a bigger game in mind. 99 | 100 | 00:01:22.140 --> 00:01:26.440 101 | Carryminati, I challenge you to a boxing match 102 | 103 | 00:01:27.880 --> 00:01:30.240 104 | Carry smashed his monitor right? 105 | 106 | 00:01:32.800 --> 00:01:34.440 107 | Now I will smash his face 108 | 109 | 00:01:34.440 --> 00:01:39.760 110 | and carry is going to cry 10 times more after losing against me than he cried on Social Nation (An Indian Social Media Infulencer Program, a lot like Fanfest) 111 | 112 | 00:01:39.840 --> 00:01:40.340 113 | Yes 114 | 115 | 00:01:40.340 --> 00:01:41.060 116 | I have made the challenge 117 | 118 | 00:01:41.300 --> 00:01:43.060 119 | Saiman Says vs Carryminati 120 | 121 | 00:01:43.060 --> 00:01:46.860 122 | Carryminati, if you have the balls, then accept this challenge. 123 | 124 | 00:01:46.860 --> 00:01:48.960 125 | Pewdiepie (Saiman's Allies) vs Tseries (Carrys's Allies). 126 | 127 | 00:01:49.180 --> 00:01:51.060 128 | Pro-gamer vs noob (carry) 129 | 130 | 00:01:51.060 --> 00:01:52.780 131 | Dank vs Normie 132 | 133 | 00:01:52.780 --> 00:01:55.600 134 | Saiman Says vs Carryminati 135 | 136 | 00:01:56.700 --> 00:01:58.340 137 | See you soon, Carryminati. 138 | 139 | 00:03:19.620 --> 00:03:21.980 140 | (boxes a picture of carryminati) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190103MgUe3wLZ98Q: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:06.020 --> 00:00:07.540 2 | Welcome to Saiman Says 3 | 4 | 00:00:07.540 --> 00:00:14.180 5 | This video is my honest reaction to CarryMinati's Disstrack on Pewdiepie which is trending #1 in India 6 | 7 | 00:00:14.180 --> 00:00:19.760 8 | I respect Carryminati because he is the pioneer of the roasting genre in Indian youtube 9 | 10 | 00:00:23.020 --> 00:00:28.560 11 | As Ive said before, Carryminati had messaged me on instagram and he had appreciated my content 12 | 13 | 00:00:31.480 --> 00:00:40.280 14 | It was a very classy move because a youtuber with 5 million subs is messaging a 100k subs youtuber is a big thing for me 15 | 16 | 00:00:40.980 --> 00:00:43.320 17 | I will always respect CarryMinati for that 18 | 19 | 00:00:43.600 --> 00:00:46.560 20 | But if anyone does boo boo, I will react to it. 21 | 22 | 00:00:47.140 --> 00:00:55.560 23 | Actually i did not want to make this video because i respect carryminati, but my audience forced me to make this video, that's why Im making it. 24 | 25 | 00:00:55.960 --> 00:01:01.760 26 | Just like how Carryminati loves Pewdiepie , but still he made a disstrack because his audience forced him to. 27 | 28 | 00:01:05.220 --> 00:01:09.280 29 | So Ill start with the positives, 30 | things I liked about the video. 31 | 32 | 00:01:09.980 --> 00:01:14.740 33 | production quality was great, much better than this... 34 | 35 | 00:01:17.740 --> 00:01:20.720 36 | Then that racism line was right 37 | 38 | 00:01:22.640 --> 00:01:29.820 39 | There are racist people all over the world and this T-Series vs PDP issue was a great excuse for them to be racist towards Indians. 40 | 41 | 00:01:29.820 --> 00:01:32.180 42 | But the cause of that racism isnt pewdiepie 43 | 44 | 00:01:32.400 --> 00:01:37.840 45 | when pewdiepie realised that some people were being racist he did a fundraiser for child labor in India. 46 | 47 | 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:41.760 48 | I wont elaborate this because Ive done this before 49 | 50 | 00:01:45.280 --> 00:01:50.540 51 | I liked the blue eyes white dragon reference. 52 | 53 | 00:01:51.140 --> 00:01:55.620 54 | Then he abused H3H3, and he deserves that. 55 | 56 | 00:01:56.540 --> 00:02:02.340 57 | But H3's comments have no relation to Pewdiepie's disstrack 58 | 59 | 00:02:02.340 --> 00:02:08.000 60 | People always abuse H3 but while targetting Pewdiepie, it doesnt make sense to me. 61 | 62 | 00:02:13.100 --> 00:02:15.340 63 | Now we'll move on to the negatives 64 | 65 | 00:02:15.660 --> 00:02:23.740 66 | The disstrack said that Pewdiepie caused the adpocalypse, which is wrong. 67 | 68 | 00:02:23.740 --> 00:02:28.720 69 | You watch this pewdiepie's video to understand that. 70 | Or research on the net. 71 | 72 | 00:02:30.380 --> 00:02:39.000 73 | Then this video again reinforces the idea that supporting T-Series means patriotism which makes no sense 74 | 75 | 00:02:40.560 --> 00:02:45.280 76 | The T-Series issue was cooling down, but then we see this disstrack now 77 | 78 | 00:02:52.880 --> 00:03:00.280 79 | The disstrack is of 3 minutes, and of that 1 minute is for H3 and half a minute is for 80 | Nazarbattu (another Indian channel) 81 | 82 | 00:03:08.860 --> 00:03:20.660 83 | If you want to prove a point with this track to show the world then it should have been in english, because foreigners dont understand if its in Hindi. 84 | 85 | 00:03:22.900 --> 00:03:28.700 86 | Plus you add nazarbattu in a pewdiepie diss track, doesnt make sense. 87 | 88 | 00:03:35.680 --> 00:03:42.160 89 | As a youtuber, I feel that the most important thing is you should be honest with your audience 90 | 91 | 00:03:43.240 --> 00:03:53.920 92 | If carryminati wanted to make this video, he would have made this 2 months ago, but he made it under the pressure of his audience now. 93 | 94 | 00:03:56.040 --> 00:04:03.580 95 | (A clip of carryminati supporting pewdiepie from his gaming livestream) 96 | 97 | 00:04:08.300 --> 00:04:12.860 98 | He set an example that it is ok to be fake to get views. 99 | 100 | 00:04:18.680 --> 00:04:27.380 101 | When Carryminati's pirated copies made such disstracks I didnt care, you cant expect much from them. 102 | 103 | 00:04:33.220 --> 00:04:39.160 104 | I wanted this disstrack to be good, like JusReign's, 105 | but it wasnt. 106 | 107 | 00:04:45.560 --> 00:04:48.540 108 | SorryMinati, but the disstrack was tatti (s#it) 109 | 110 | 00:04:49.880 --> 00:04:54.480 111 | Showing a nice meme in the end, pls dont get offended. 112 | 113 | 00:05:00.020 --> 00:05:03.740 114 | (Your beard is like pubic hair) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190615PxDs3yQyOuI: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:01:46.080 --> 00:01:47.240 2 | Now, ahead 3 | Why will someone steal your silver play button? 4 | you could steal my pink shades 5 | 6 | 00:01:53.340 --> 00:01:54.640 7 | you could have stolen Timothy 8 | 9 | 00:01:54.640 --> 00:01:57.120 10 | but why silver play button ??? 11 | Its fine... 12 | The show must go on right... 13 | 14 | 00:02:02.140 --> 00:02:04.900 15 | also, this is not Jeeru 16 | If they are not gonna sponsor my video, then why should I promote them ??? 😡 17 | 18 | 00:02:09.380 --> 00:02:11.620 19 | this is definitely not Jeeru 20 | 21 | 00:02:12.500 --> 00:02:17.000 22 | I got this kalakhatta juice from a 23 | street vendor at Juhu chowpatty 24 | 25 | 00:02:29.880 --> 00:02:35.540 26 | so recently I came across this subreddit called r/SaimanSays 27 | I had no idea that this subreddit existed 28 | 29 | 00:02:40.700 --> 00:02:46.060 30 | So I thought that lets do something unique for today's video, lets take a look at the memes on this subreddit 31 | I always come up with new ideas :))) 32 | 33 | 00:03:01.720 --> 00:03:08.460 34 | Ok so basically this meme says that Indian youtubers have a very high end PC but they still play PUBG mobile. 35 | 36 | 00:03:08.460 --> 00:03:11.060 37 | very nice meme i really liked this meme guys 38 | and then you wonder why I 39 | stopped reacting to this subreddit 40 | 41 | 00:03:24.080 --> 00:03:26.500 42 | oops, sorry for the endgame spoilers 43 | 44 | 00:03:30.820 --> 00:03:36.100 45 | Of course, Bhushan Kumar has worked really hard to make T-Series the no.1 YT channel 46 | Bhushan Kumar is a very humble person, 47 | he doesnt care about being #1 or #2 48 | 49 | 00:03:47.000 --> 00:03:50.360 50 | "there is an Indian yt channel 51 | on the brink of becoming world's #1" 52 | "this is a historic moment for all of us" 53 | "subscribe to Tseries yt channel" 54 | 55 | 00:03:54.500 --> 00:03:57.140 56 | "i Am NoT iNtO tHiS #1 #2 #3 gAmE" 57 | And if you dont support t-series, 58 | you're childish, and not mature enough. 59 | 60 | 00:04:13.900 --> 00:04:17.900 61 | yes I saw this tweet by CarryMinati 62 | 63 | 00:04:26.180 --> 00:04:32.000 64 | sometimes the trending page is full of crap 65 | you feel good that you're not on the trending page 66 | 67 | 00:05:02.340 --> 00:05:09.560 68 | India's top individual creators are facing problems, but its fine I guess because T-Series is the #1 yt channel! 69 | 70 | 00:05:15.140 --> 00:05:20.140 71 | you see even Marzia is jealous of the chemistry me and Pewdiepie in that snacks video. 72 | but Marzia... See. Felix loves you for who you are. 73 | You dont have to try to be someone else. 74 | 75 | 00:05:25.880 --> 00:05:27.660 76 | You dont have to be Saiman 77 | You have to be Marzia 78 | 79 | 00:05:29.340 --> 00:05:36.560 80 | because Felix loves Marzia, 81 | Felix does not love Saiman... He loves Marzia. :( 82 | 83 | 00:05:40.420 --> 00:05:46.140 84 | Someone asked on facebook, 85 | is it okay to do MBBS from Phillipines? 86 | They're asking for 25 lakh rupees 87 | 88 | 00:05:46.340 --> 00:05:50.780 89 | Some genius replied to this, 90 | do it via VPN from here itself. 91 | 92 | 00:06:35.740 --> 00:06:41.200 93 | Please put my videos on all the computers in your offices. I'll earn 2 paisa more. 94 | 95 | 00:06:45.520 --> 00:06:51.660 96 | yes I remember this, I was searching for a rickshaw, and these guys got out of a rickshaw and we were talking 97 | 98 | 00:07:09.020 --> 00:07:12.700 99 | Brain: Break it. 100 | Me: Why? 101 | Brain: Do what I tell you. 102 | 103 | 00:07:13.680 --> 00:07:17.440 104 | You see there is a pen here, I've already broken it. 105 | This is another pen. I'll break this as well. 106 | 107 | 00:07:35.060 --> 00:07:36.280 108 | "Where does this trash come from?" 109 | You guys enjoy making fun of other youtubers right? 110 | You think this channel exists only for that? 111 | 112 | 00:07:42.900 --> 00:07:47.460 113 | There is a lot of other content on this channel as well. 114 | You shouldn't always make fun of others. 115 | 116 | 00:08:07.300 --> 00:08:14.140 117 | I think you're not realising how upset 118 | I am because I lost my silver play button. 119 | 120 | 00:08:14.320 --> 00:08:18.880 121 | This is all a joke for you right? 122 | This is serious for me. 😡 123 | 124 | 00:08:23.300 --> 00:08:30.020 125 | Im not going to sit here and make reaction videos while my silver play button is with some... Motu. 126 | 127 | 00:08:30.320 --> 00:08:38.780 128 | Im not going to waste my time reacting to these normie memes. Timothy, we need to find this 'ButtonChor'! 129 | 130 | 00:08:50.440 --> 00:08:51.900 131 | Excuse me... have you seen this man? 132 | This guy stole my button 133 | 134 | 00:09:11.720 --> 00:09:14.400 135 | Yes! My Silver Play Button 136 | You had just got that right? 137 | 138 | 00:09:34.240 --> 00:09:35.680 139 | Fan: Show a photo of Timothy! 140 | You cannot depict Timothy. It's not allowed. 141 | 142 | 00:09:38.200 --> 00:09:41.480 143 | I had seen him (Buttonthief) drinking oreo milkshake. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20200108FvufPGCdrJg: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:06.500 --> 00:00:08.720 2 | Hello everybody, welcome to Saiman Says 3 | 4 | 00:00:08.720 --> 00:00:12.300 5 | Im here at Chota Kashmir Garden, 6 | today is Saturday 4th January 7 | 8 | 00:00:12.500 --> 00:00:15.240 9 | And tomorrow, Sunday 5th January 10 | 11 | 00:00:15.900 --> 00:00:22.880 12 | Is the first 'Tree Sena' plantation, we're going to be planting 300 trees in and around Chota Kashmir area 13 | 14 | 00:00:23.700 --> 00:00:28.780 15 | Im here today to check the digging of pits for tomorrow 16 | 17 | 00:00:28.780 --> 00:00:32.320 18 | And the plants are also going to 19 | be suppiled now over here in a truck 20 | 21 | 00:00:32.440 --> 00:00:35.000 22 | Im excited to see the plants that is why I am here 23 | 24 | 00:00:35.440 --> 00:00:39.460 25 | So as you can see, digging of pits for the plantation tomorrow has started 26 | 27 | 00:00:40.460 --> 00:00:42.460 28 | How many pits have been dug ? 29 | 30 | 00:00:44.140 --> 00:00:45.340 31 | 70-80 have been done? 32 | 33 | 00:00:54.820 --> 00:00:58.140 34 | And what you see is Tree Sena. 35 | This is the work of Tree Sena where 36 | 37 | 00:00:58.140 --> 00:01:03.760 38 | we're all going to work together on Sunday 10 am onwards and plant all these trees 39 | 40 | 00:01:20.760 --> 00:01:22.820 41 | The trees have arrived. 42 | The pits have been dug. 43 | 44 | 00:01:23.940 --> 00:01:25.800 45 | Is it dug or digged? Whats the past tense 46 | 47 | 00:01:26.700 --> 00:01:28.080 48 | Dug and digged both 49 | 50 | 00:01:28.080 --> 00:01:30.780 51 | and we're all set for tomorrow! 52 | See you tomorrow 53 | 54 | 00:01:30.780 --> 00:01:33.620 55 | transition to tomorrow in 3 - 2 - 1 - - - 56 | 57 | 00:01:39.920 --> 00:01:42.840 58 | (fans cheering for Saiman) 59 | 60 | 00:01:44.740 --> 00:01:46.140 61 | Good morning! 62 | 63 | 00:01:49.160 --> 00:01:51.000 64 | Hello everybody 65 | welcome to .... 66 | 67 | 00:01:51.400 --> 00:01:52.600 68 | (crowd says "Saiman Says") 69 | 70 | 00:01:53.200 --> 00:01:54.540 71 | We have 300 trees with us now 72 | 73 | 00:01:55.420 --> 00:01:57.960 74 | The pits are ready in the area 75 | 76 | 00:01:58.300 --> 00:01:59.920 77 | We'll plant them together 78 | 79 | 00:02:00.400 --> 00:02:01.040 80 | Are we ready ? 81 | 82 | 00:02:02.720 --> 00:02:04.260 83 | "Tree Sena, we will come" 84 | 85 | 00:02:04.720 --> 00:02:06.400 86 | "And we will plant the trees there" 87 | 88 | 00:02:06.840 --> 00:02:08.300 89 | "Tree Sena, we will come" 90 | 91 | 00:02:08.820 --> 00:02:10.200 92 | "And we will plant the trees there" 93 | 94 | 00:02:10.740 --> 00:02:12.080 95 | "Tree Sena, we will come" 96 | 97 | 00:02:12.660 --> 00:02:14.360 98 | "And we will plant the trees there" 99 | 100 | 00:02:14.360 --> 00:02:15.660 101 | Ok, let's start 102 | 103 | 00:02:24.920 --> 00:02:28.180 104 | We have buried the hatchet, 105 | a huge applause for Blue Shirt Kid 106 | 107 | 00:03:00.720 --> 00:03:04.240 108 | "Tree Sena, we will come, 109 | And we will plant the trees there" 110 | 111 | 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:34.340 112 | (Saiman Says original song 'Bhendi') 113 | 114 | 00:04:07.580 --> 00:04:09.540 115 | For Pewdiepie he was Blue Shirt Kid... 116 | 117 | 00:04:10.080 --> 00:04:11.460 118 | For me are you Black Shirt Kid? 119 | 120 | 00:04:12.920 --> 00:04:14.320 121 | You gave me competition 122 | 123 | 00:04:16.420 --> 00:04:18.340 124 | First of all because of the YouTube algorithm 125 | 126 | 00:04:20.820 --> 00:04:23.460 127 | My mom replied to him on reddit 128 | 129 | 00:04:23.460 --> 00:04:26.800 130 | My mom tells him "Im Blue Shirt Kid's mom here" 131 | 132 | 00:04:28.180 --> 00:04:30.420 133 | Then he emailed us, 134 | and thats how I did the meme review 135 | 136 | 00:04:32.160 --> 00:04:34.360 137 | [everybody liked that] 138 | 139 | 00:04:35.860 --> 00:04:38.440 140 | His struggle starts where our dreams are achieved 141 | (An Indian meme reference) 142 | 143 | 00:04:41.300 --> 00:04:42.580 144 | (crowd says "I have done Mehnat!") 145 | 146 | 00:04:43.260 --> 00:04:44.720 147 | I haven't done mehnat, he has done 148 | 149 | 00:05:18.340 --> 00:05:23.000 150 | Thank you to everybody who came for the plantation, 151 | we planted over 300 trees 152 | 153 | 00:05:23.000 --> 00:05:27.180 154 | And Im very proud of Say Sena, 155 | or I should say Tree Sena 156 | 157 | 00:05:27.180 --> 00:05:33.480 158 | But we still haven't achieved our goal. 159 | We've to plant 4282 trees in and around Aarey Colony, Mumbai. 160 | 161 | 00:05:33.880 --> 00:05:37.660 162 | Which is double the amount which was cut down in October last year 163 | 164 | 00:05:38.140 --> 00:05:45.040 165 | As of now, we have raised 5.2 lakh rupees, which is a lot, but we need more 166 | 167 | 00:05:45.040 --> 00:05:52.920 168 | to reach our goal of planting over 4000 trees, and for that, you'll need to share this campaign 169 | 170 | 00:05:56.260 --> 00:05:59.120 171 | And also to achieve this goal I have something in mind... 172 | 173 | 00:05:59.900 --> 00:06:05.060 174 | On 26th january, I'll be doing a mega live stream 175 | 176 | 00:06:07.100 --> 00:06:14.780 177 | I'll be doing this livestream with a special guest, he is an upcoming YouTuber Tanmay Bhat -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20181111l5z_ypXULQA: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:05.840 --> 00:00:06.780 2 | The Devil exists 3 | 4 | 00:00:07.280 --> 00:00:07.780 5 | God 6 | 7 | 00:00:08.500 --> 00:00:09.000 8 | Satan 9 | 10 | 00:00:09.780 --> 00:00:11.900 11 | I've seen pictures... I gotta find this video 12 | 13 | 00:00:12.400 --> 00:00:14.740 14 | It's like a T-Series Mr Beast edition 15 | 16 | 00:00:15.160 --> 00:00:16.700 17 | How much are they paying you Saiman? 18 | 19 | 00:00:17.440 --> 00:00:19.140 20 | How much are they paying you to do this? 21 | 22 | 00:00:19.620 --> 00:00:20.260 23 | Saiman 24 | 25 | 00:00:20.840 --> 00:00:21.800 26 | Join us 27 | 28 | 00:00:21.800 --> 00:00:27.600 29 | Whatever T-Series is paying you, I'll double it. 30 | 31 | 00:00:27.600 --> 00:00:28.580 32 | Please Saiman 33 | 34 | 00:00:28.580 --> 00:00:30.800 35 | We need more people working on the inside 36 | 37 | 00:00:30.800 --> 00:00:32.860 38 | next 👏 meme 👏 39 | 40 | 00:00:34.680 --> 00:00:35.620 41 | Yes Felix! 42 | 43 | 00:00:35.620 --> 00:00:36.960 44 | Yes I got it! 45 | 46 | 00:00:38.100 --> 00:00:39.840 47 | Of course Felix without a doubt! 48 | 49 | 00:00:40.640 --> 00:00:41.300 50 | Ok sir 51 | 52 | 00:00:41.500 --> 00:00:44.300 53 | Yes I'll do it today itself! 54 | 55 | 00:00:45.100 --> 00:00:45.980 56 | Thank you! 57 | 58 | 00:00:58.620 --> 00:01:05.840 59 | Okay so as you can see, Pewdiepie has given me twice the amount which T-Series has given me to promote 60 | 61 | 00:01:05.840 --> 00:01:11.380 62 | So obviously today in this video 63 | I'll promote Pewdiepie throughout India 64 | 65 | 00:01:12.460 --> 00:01:13.740 66 | It's very heavy Timothy! 67 | 68 | 00:01:15.480 --> 00:01:21.460 69 | Sorry Pewdiepie for the last two videos, 70 | as you can see right now, I support whole-heartedly 71 | 72 | 00:01:21.960 --> 00:01:24.320 73 | So i'm here with my cameraman Timothy 74 | 75 | 00:01:24.320 --> 00:01:25.480 76 | and without any further ado 77 | 78 | 00:01:28.340 --> 00:01:31.140 79 | Yeah without any further ado, let's start 80 | 81 | 00:01:32.600 --> 00:01:37.380 82 | As you can see I've purchased all the billboards here in India to promote Pewdiepie 83 | 84 | 00:01:38.040 --> 00:01:41.480 85 | And this time, I don't need two Ts on my titties, 86 | 87 | 00:01:41.720 --> 00:01:44.520 88 | because I have one 'P' on my peepee 89 | 90 | 00:01:46.880 --> 00:01:48.880 91 | Ok that did not sound right... 92 | 93 | 00:01:49.060 --> 00:01:49.880 94 | Timothy pls cut that ok 95 | 96 | 00:01:50.400 --> 00:01:53.120 97 | And Pewdiepie, I know you're watching this 98 | 99 | 00:01:53.120 --> 00:01:56.840 100 | Im totally not doing this so that you can react to this video on your channel 101 | 102 | 00:01:56.840 --> 00:01:58.420 103 | That is totally not the reason 104 | 105 | 00:01:58.740 --> 00:02:00.520 106 | But it will be great if you do it 107 | 108 | 00:02:00.800 --> 00:02:02.240 109 | So please do it pls pewdiepie 110 | 111 | 00:02:02.240 --> 00:02:03.660 112 | I need subscribers. ok. 113 | 114 | 00:02:10.500 --> 00:02:14.340 115 | So for the sake of Youtube, 116 | please subscribe to Pewdiepie 117 | 118 | 00:02:14.640 --> 00:02:16.680 119 | because if you subscribe to Pewdiepie, you save Youtube. 120 | 121 | 00:02:18.940 --> 00:02:25.140 122 | Bitch Lasagna 123 | 124 | 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:36.100 125 | Please in order to save Youtube, susbcribe to Pewdiepie 126 | 127 | 00:02:37.380 --> 00:02:40.080 128 | And pls subscribe to my channel also, Saiman says, ok? 129 | 130 | 00:02:56.320 --> 00:02:57.460 131 | I've already subscribed 132 | 133 | 00:02:57.460 --> 00:02:58.600 134 | Oh you've already subscribed? 135 | 136 | 00:03:00.400 --> 00:03:02.160 137 | He's already subscribed to Pewdiepie! 138 | 139 | 00:03:03.660 --> 00:03:06.640 140 | Ok now please subscribe to my channel also. 141 | 142 | 00:03:09.300 --> 00:03:13.120 143 | Uncle, please go to youtube and subscribe to Pewdiepie 144 | 145 | 00:03:15.060 --> 00:03:18.420 146 | Great! Now go to the searchbar and type Saiman Says 147 | 148 | 00:03:18.820 --> 00:03:21.120 149 | Pls subcribe to Pewdiepie fishies? 150 | 151 | 00:03:21.980 --> 00:03:23.340 152 | Subscribe Pewdiepie pls 153 | 154 | 00:03:26.920 --> 00:03:30.000 155 | Pls subscribe to Pewdiepie on Youtube ok? 156 | 157 | 00:03:30.240 --> 00:03:30.840 158 | Yes ok 159 | 160 | 00:04:09.880 --> 00:04:12.920 161 | Uncle please distribute these in your colony 162 | 163 | 00:04:13.540 --> 00:04:15.820 164 | And tell everyone to subscribe to Pewdiepie 165 | 166 | 00:04:17.080 --> 00:04:19.320 167 | Pewdiepie ok? The name is here... 168 | 169 | 00:04:19.940 --> 00:04:21.420 170 | Subscribe to Pewdiepie ok? 171 | 172 | 00:04:21.420 --> 00:04:22.060 173 | Yes Pewdiepie 174 | 175 | 00:04:22.460 --> 00:04:23.040 176 | Subscribe 177 | 178 | 00:04:23.400 --> 00:04:24.080 179 | Subscribe 180 | 181 | 00:04:24.260 --> 00:04:25.640 182 | Also tell them to subscribe Saiman Says too. 183 | 184 | 00:04:26.520 --> 00:04:27.020 185 | Which? 186 | 187 | 00:04:27.200 --> 00:04:27.820 188 | Simon sir 189 | 190 | 00:04:28.260 --> 00:04:28.820 191 | Saiman Says! 192 | 193 | 00:04:29.060 --> 00:04:29.880 194 | Saiman Says! 195 | 196 | 00:04:30.460 --> 00:04:32.200 197 | Yes this is my channel, tell everybody. 198 | 199 | 00:04:32.460 --> 00:04:33.740 200 | Thank you so much uncle. 201 | 202 | 00:05:15.340 --> 00:05:16.780 203 | Hey my friend Aditya! 204 | 205 | 00:05:18.000 --> 00:05:19.000 206 | Hi! 207 | 208 | 00:05:20.240 --> 00:05:23.920 209 | Dont get scared, now Im supporting Pewdiepie like you! 210 | 211 | 00:05:24.980 --> 00:05:26.520 212 | No, you are the T-Series guy I know 213 | 214 | 00:05:26.520 --> 00:05:27.380 215 | No! Screw T-Series 216 | 217 | 00:05:28.780 --> 00:05:29.900 218 | Come here with me 219 | 220 | 00:05:30.240 --> 00:05:33.800 221 | Im with my friend Aditya, 222 | and now we both support Pewdiepie! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190407g4EIrrx9Nf8: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:04.480 --> 00:00:07.360 2 | and today in this video Im going to be reacting to 'congratulations'. 3 | 4 | 00:00:15.300 --> 00:00:19.360 5 | So let's just get over with it. 6 | Timothy, play congratulations. 7 | 8 | 00:00:25.640 --> 00:00:26.780 9 | Are you done? 10 | Are you done with your lame jokes, Timothy? 11 | 12 | 00:00:28.420 --> 00:00:29.820 13 | Now can we continue with this video? 14 | What did you guys do? 15 | What is this joke? 16 | 17 | 00:00:43.440 --> 00:00:46.960 18 | Alright so in my first viewing of this song, 19 | I liked this song but... 20 | 21 | 00:00:46.960 --> 00:00:52.380 22 | But in my second and third viewing I thought that some lines in this song a bit unnecessary. 23 | Not offensive, unnecessary. 24 | 25 | 00:00:54.560 --> 00:00:59.380 26 | I liked how he dissed T-Series in this song, 27 | I myself have opposed T-Series in most of my videos. 28 | 29 | 00:00:59.380 --> 00:01:00.560 30 | Mainly because of the memes 31 | But I genuinely do not like the idea of a corporate owned YouTube channel at the top of Youtube. 32 | 33 | 00:01:05.440 --> 00:01:08.660 34 | I really liked this song until the 35 | caste system and poverty lines. 36 | 37 | 00:01:08.660 --> 00:01:11.660 38 | See everybody knows that India has problems 39 | 40 | 00:01:11.660 --> 00:01:16.460 41 | but what was the point of bringing that up 42 | in a song which is supposed to diss T-Series 43 | 44 | 00:01:16.500 --> 00:01:20.440 45 | T-Series is just a music label, 46 | not the Government of India. 47 | 48 | 00:01:20.440 --> 00:01:26.140 49 | When he indirectl;y dissed India in Bitch Lasagna, 50 | I found that funny, okay 51 | 52 | 00:01:26.140 --> 00:01:30.220 53 | Bitch Lasagna felt like a parody of a disstrack, it din't feel like a real disstrack. 54 | 55 | 00:01:30.300 --> 00:01:36.020 56 | Congratulations on the other hand, 57 | it feels like Pewds was a bit... salty. 58 | 59 | 00:01:36.580 --> 00:01:42.740 60 | The lines in this song felt a bit serious, 61 | they were not as light hearted as bitch lasagna 62 | 63 | 00:01:42.740 --> 00:01:45.640 64 | This sing felt like it was just trying 65 | to attract controversy. 66 | 67 | 00:01:47.720 --> 00:01:51.860 68 | I heard this quote for the first time from Eric Bischoff, 69 | WWE fans might know him. 70 | 71 | 00:01:51.860 --> 00:01:55.400 72 | And Pewds understands and implements 73 | this quote to perfection 74 | 75 | 00:01:55.420 --> 00:01:57.980 76 | and im not saying this in a negative way 77 | He is a very smart person 78 | 79 | 00:02:00.100 --> 00:02:02.040 80 | that is why he is the king of Youtube. 81 | 82 | 00:02:02.040 --> 00:02:04.820 83 | Pewds has been in a lot of controversies in the past few years 84 | I've always supported him 85 | 86 | 00:02:08.620 --> 00:02:14.820 87 | but in this song it feels like Pewds is trying to forcefully create controversy by talking about India's caste system 88 | 89 | 00:02:14.820 --> 00:02:17.840 90 | These topic do not belong in a disstrack 91 | towards a music label. 92 | 93 | 00:02:17.840 --> 00:02:21.360 94 | I would have actually excused it if it was funny... 95 | But it's not. 96 | 97 | 00:02:21.360 --> 00:02:23.120 98 | But i guess he got what he wanted 99 | Controversy creates cash! 100 | 101 | 00:02:48.180 --> 00:02:50.640 102 | Im not supporting T-Series 103 | but that is the fact. 104 | 105 | 00:02:50.700 --> 00:02:55.720 106 | I felt that he should have just graciously 107 | congratulated T-Series of course in a sacrastic way 108 | 109 | 00:03:06.940 --> 00:03:13.140 110 | because T-Series is not the problem over here, 111 | of course, we love to antagonise them, 112 | it is a good meme. 113 | 114 | 00:03:14.080 --> 00:03:17.780 115 | They are not the problem over here, 116 | the problem over here is the Youtube system 117 | 118 | 00:03:17.780 --> 00:03:21.360 119 | because they allow corporate owned Youtube 120 | channels to have a subscriber count. 121 | 122 | 00:03:21.360 --> 00:03:24.900 123 | I know that some of you will think that it is a bit ironic coming from me. 124 | 125 | 00:03:25.020 --> 00:03:31.980 126 | But i can confirm, that a lot of Indian Pewdiepie only support Pewdiepie to look cool in front of foreigners. 127 | 128 | 00:03:38.940 --> 00:03:44.280 129 | Im saying this as a fan of Pewdiepie, 130 | it really looks bad on Pewdiepie himself 131 | 132 | 00:03:50.720 --> 00:03:52.880 133 | But now he disses India for being poor. 134 | 135 | 00:03:56.840 --> 00:04:02.600 136 | A month ago Pewds also spoke abou the Pulwama terror attacks and it was a very sensitive topic in India 137 | 138 | 00:04:02.600 --> 00:04:06.300 139 | I understand that he was talking in terms of T-Series banning artists 140 | but IMO he should have researched a bit more before talking about that 141 | 142 | 00:04:25.560 --> 00:04:28.840 143 | Okay so im saying this as a Pewdiepie fan myself 144 | that was cringy. 145 | 146 | 00:04:30.720 --> 00:04:32.460 147 | lets be real guys... 148 | that was definitely not his last bro-fist. 149 | 150 | 00:04:35.140 --> 00:04:40.820 151 | So in short, when he did it for the first time in BL, it felt light-hearted it felt funny 152 | 153 | 00:04:40.820 --> 00:04:42.860 154 | but this time around it felt a bit forced 155 | Im not saying that Pewdiepie is a racist... 156 | 157 | 00:04:45.360 --> 00:04:51.560 158 | Im saying that Pewds is irresposibly trying to create forced controversial statements to get views 159 | 160 | 00:05:13.680 --> 00:05:16.480 161 | I see that as a problem, 162 | as an Indian. 163 | *mic sponge falls off* 164 | 165 | 00:05:22.040 --> 00:05:28.680 166 | Also me and Pewdiepie have broken up... 167 | Ever since he started giving attention to that 168 | Blue Shirt kid. 169 | 170 | 00:05:29.320 --> 00:05:36.160 171 | That is why I dont wear these Pink shades anymore, 172 | because that reminds me of my 173 | relationship with Pewdiepie. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190703bicR5pY5yBI: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:01.860 2 | (searches 'Chotu ka Chotu' on youtube) 3 | 4 | 00:00:02.680 --> 00:00:07.280 5 | (Clicks on 'Chotu ke Golgappe' video 6 | which has 480 million views) 7 | 8 | 00:00:07.280 --> 00:00:09.820 9 | (Shows the pinned comment on that 10 | video with 480 million views) 11 | 12 | 00:00:17.220 --> 00:00:21.260 13 | Saiman's Golgappe. 14 | (Golgappe = Indian snack) 15 | 16 | 00:00:22.180 --> 00:00:24.840 17 | What should I do? 18 | 19 | 00:00:24.840 --> 00:00:26.820 20 | I have no money in my pocket. 21 | 22 | 00:00:26.820 --> 00:00:29.860 23 | Chotu, we gotta rob someone! 24 | 25 | 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:35.860 26 | Paani Puri! Paani Puri! 27 | 28 | 00:00:35.860 --> 00:00:38.080 29 | Husband-wife won't fight if you have Paani puri! 30 | 31 | 00:00:38.340 --> 00:00:41.140 32 | If you use triple seat on bike, police won't arrest you! 33 | 34 | 00:00:41.540 --> 00:00:44.240 35 | Paani puri! Paani Puri! 36 | 37 | 00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:47.920 38 | Before elections, Modi ate, and he won the elections. 39 | 40 | 00:00:47.920 --> 00:00:49.560 41 | (Bruh sound effect #2) 42 | 43 | 00:00:49.560 --> 00:00:52.640 44 | Have Paani puri! 45 | 46 | 00:00:52.640 --> 00:00:55.820 47 | Sir do you want Paani Puri? 48 | 49 | 00:00:56.800 --> 00:00:58.240 50 | Give me tea! 51 | 52 | 00:00:59.120 --> 00:01:02.620 53 | Tea? Do you think this is a tea shop? 54 | 55 | 00:01:02.620 --> 00:01:05.480 56 | This is a Paani Puri shop! 57 | 58 | 00:01:05.480 --> 00:01:09.020 59 | Then give me what you're selling! 60 | Give me Paani Puri (duh) 61 | 62 | 00:01:10.700 --> 00:01:11.840 63 | How many plates do you want? 64 | 65 | 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:12.680 66 | 20 plates! 67 | 68 | 00:01:13.280 --> 00:01:20.480 69 | 20 plates? For you? Lol. 70 | If you have 20 plates, this shop will be yours. 71 | 72 | 00:01:20.940 --> 00:01:21.940 73 | Really? 74 | 75 | 00:01:22.660 --> 00:01:24.300 76 | Then give me 20 plates! 77 | 78 | 00:01:24.300 --> 00:01:25.240 79 | Yes. Lets see. 80 | 81 | 00:01:27.040 --> 00:01:29.140 82 | 20 plates? You'll have 20 plates? 83 | 84 | 00:01:29.820 --> 00:01:30.660 85 | Take this 86 | 87 | 00:01:31.140 --> 00:01:32.380 88 | Ill give you 20 plates now. 89 | 90 | 00:01:36.000 --> 00:01:38.180 91 | What is this? You just added water? 92 | 93 | 00:01:38.900 --> 00:01:43.140 94 | Yes. This is Paani (water), and this is Puri. 95 | Paani Puri. 96 | 97 | 00:01:46.360 --> 00:01:47.560 98 | What a stupid person this is! 99 | 100 | 00:01:48.460 --> 00:01:51.960 101 | Have been in this business for 69 years, 102 | no one ever has had 20 plates. 103 | 104 | 00:01:52.580 --> 00:01:57.920 105 | How will you have 20 plates? 106 | Take! Eat now. Haha. 20 plates. Lol. 107 | 108 | 00:01:57.920 --> 00:02:02.200 109 | Fu**ing idiot. Says will have 20 plates. 110 | As**ole. 111 | 112 | 00:02:19.080 --> 00:02:21.080 113 | Omg! How much is he eating!!? 114 | 115 | 00:02:21.300 --> 00:02:23.120 116 | He just keeps on eating! 117 | 118 | 00:02:23.120 --> 00:02:25.620 119 | Now I have to do something to stop him! 120 | 121 | 00:02:27.520 --> 00:02:29.320 122 | I have to do something! 123 | 124 | 00:02:39.640 --> 00:02:41.560 125 | Now you eat this! 126 | 127 | 00:02:42.320 --> 00:02:46.160 128 | (Pours ketchup in Puri) 129 | 130 | 00:02:53.380 --> 00:02:57.040 131 | Okay! Now you eat this! 132 | 133 | 00:02:59.360 --> 00:03:02.940 134 | (Fills Puri with toothpaste) 135 | 136 | 00:03:15.700 --> 00:03:19.740 137 | Omg, this son of a pig ate that as well! 138 | 139 | 00:03:20.000 --> 00:03:21.100 140 | What will i do now??? 141 | 142 | 00:03:22.180 --> 00:03:24.440 143 | Hmmmmmm. Idea! 144 | 145 | 00:03:25.560 --> 00:03:29.700 146 | (fills Puri with hand-wash) 147 | 148 | 00:04:05.800 --> 00:04:07.100 149 | Take! Eat! 150 | 151 | 00:04:07.660 --> 00:04:08.300 152 | Eat more 153 | 154 | 00:04:09.080 --> 00:04:11.000 155 | Son of a bufallo. Eat! 156 | 157 | 00:04:50.620 --> 00:05:01.320 158 | (Story so far) 159 | (A recap of my silver play button theft storyline) 160 | 161 | 00:05:01.320 --> 00:05:05.020 162 | Thank you for watching! 163 | Goodnight. Shabbakhair, Kailash Kher... 164 | 165 | 00:05:05.020 --> 00:05:06.640 166 | (lights go out) 167 | 168 | 00:05:08.000 --> 00:05:13.680 169 | (Silver play button = gone) 170 | 171 | 00:05:15.020 --> 00:05:19.460 172 | ( ^ guy who stole my silver play button) 173 | 174 | 00:05:20.620 --> 00:05:27.900 175 | (Saiman distributes 'wanted' posters 176 | of the Button Thief) 177 | 178 | 00:05:50.380 --> 00:05:51.680 179 | (Now, we continue) 180 | 181 | 00:06:13.800 --> 00:06:15.080 182 | You'll have tea? 183 | 184 | 00:06:17.860 --> 00:06:19.040 185 | Have... 186 | 187 | 00:06:27.360 --> 00:06:29.360 188 | Where is my silver play button? 189 | 190 | 00:06:34.380 --> 00:06:35.700 191 | WHERE IS MY SILVER PLAY BUTTON!? 192 | 193 | 00:06:43.540 --> 00:06:47.440 194 | (Saiman tortures with electric racket) 195 | 196 | 00:06:58.520 --> 00:07:01.460 197 | (Jeeru-boarding) 198 | 199 | 00:07:05.940 --> 00:07:10.740 200 | (Tortures with an Amit Bhadana video) 201 | 202 | 00:07:12.840 --> 00:07:15.660 203 | (Tortures with a Chotu video) 204 | 205 | 00:07:18.500 --> 00:07:20.920 206 | (Tortures with a Saiman Says video) 207 | 208 | 00:07:21.840 --> 00:07:23.100 209 | I'LL TELL YOU! 210 | 211 | 00:07:27.580 --> 00:07:31.080 212 | So tell me, why did you steal my silver play button? 213 | 214 | 00:07:31.080 --> 00:07:33.400 215 | I did not want to steal it... 216 | 217 | 00:07:34.480 --> 00:07:35.800 218 | Someone made me do it 219 | 220 | 00:07:37.000 --> 00:07:38.720 221 | Someone called me from an unknown number 222 | 223 | 00:07:39.740 --> 00:07:42.080 224 | He told me to do it. 225 | So I did it. 226 | 227 | 00:07:42.520 --> 00:07:43.440 228 | My god! 229 | 230 | 00:07:44.600 --> 00:07:48.300 231 | Or else why would I steal the silver play button of a cringy youtuber like you??? 232 | 233 | 00:07:49.600 --> 00:07:51.020 234 | You Pewdiepie asslicker! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20191221_yShrFFrbws: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:32.340 --> 00:00:33.580 2 | "Saiman..." 3 | 4 | 00:00:39.040 --> 00:00:40.060 5 | Who? 6 | 7 | 00:00:41.880 --> 00:00:43.880 8 | "Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi" 9 | 10 | 00:00:45.360 --> 00:00:46.700 11 | Timothy... 12 | 13 | 00:00:48.320 --> 00:00:49.100 14 | Where did Timothy go? 15 | 16 | 00:00:51.740 --> 00:00:56.220 17 | Uncle, I haven't slept since 3 nights. 18 | Do not irritate me, or else... 19 | 20 | 00:00:56.220 --> 00:00:59.540 21 | "Or else what? You will make a roast video on me?" 22 | 23 | 00:01:02.060 --> 00:01:03.100 24 | Bapuji... 25 | 26 | 00:01:03.540 --> 00:01:04.960 27 | This is a library 28 | 29 | 00:01:04.960 --> 00:01:06.200 30 | Not comic-con 31 | 32 | 00:01:06.640 --> 00:01:09.360 33 | Do this Gandhi cosplay somewhere else, okay? 34 | 35 | 00:01:09.700 --> 00:01:12.520 36 | "Not cosplay, you can call this conscience." 37 | 38 | 00:01:14.360 --> 00:01:17.200 39 | Please don't disturb me okay. Im already depressed. 40 | 41 | 00:01:17.200 --> 00:01:20.620 42 | There are so many trees being cut in our country, 43 | but no one cares about it. 44 | 45 | 00:01:22.540 --> 00:01:26.800 46 | "If someone slapped me on one cheek, I used to put forth my second cheek." 47 | 48 | 00:01:27.620 --> 00:01:32.140 49 | "Similarly, if they have cut one tree, you plant 2 trees" 50 | 51 | 00:01:44.780 --> 00:01:48.140 52 | Hello everybody, welcome to Saiman Says. 53 | Right now I'm in Kashmir... 54 | 55 | 00:01:48.140 --> 00:01:49.500 56 | Chhota Kashmir *** 57 | 58 | 00:01:52.100 --> 00:01:59.160 59 | Such a beatiful place, but the sad part is such areas are reducing in our country because of deforestation. 60 | 61 | 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:03.760 62 | Mumbai's Air Quality Index (AQI) 63 | is getting worse day by day 64 | 65 | 00:02:03.760 --> 00:02:05.780 66 | We're catching up to Delhi soon 67 | 68 | 00:02:06.220 --> 00:02:11.180 69 | You must have heard that recently 2141 trees were cut down in Mumbai's Aarey Colony 70 | 71 | 00:02:11.180 --> 00:02:14.360 72 | I won't comment on that, 73 | or else it will become controversial 74 | 75 | 00:02:14.360 --> 00:02:16.620 76 | But what I can do is, I can... 77 | 78 | 00:02:16.620 --> 00:02:18.040 79 | I can avenge the fallen! 80 | 81 | 00:02:18.600 --> 00:02:23.800 82 | I've been working on this plan since the past 1 month, 83 | and Im very excited... Timothy drumroll! 84 | 85 | 00:02:25.640 --> 00:02:28.880 86 | Inspired by Mr Beast. 87 | Say Sena, brings to you... 88 | 89 | 00:02:29.220 --> 00:02:31.040 90 | Tree Sena! 91 | 92 | 00:02:38.060 --> 00:02:41.380 93 | Which is double the amount which was cut down in Aarey Colony in October this year. 94 | 95 | 00:02:41.380 --> 00:02:45.920 96 | For this noble cause Im partering with Mission Green Mumbai's Subhajit Mukherjee 97 | 98 | 00:02:45.920 --> 00:02:50.140 99 | If you don't know about him, please google. He has done a lot for Mumbai. 100 | 101 | 00:02:51.820 --> 00:02:54.540 102 | Please explain to my audience, what we're going to do 103 | 104 | 00:02:55.680 --> 00:03:02.380 105 | We have planted more than 58000 trees in the last 4 years across the MMR region, and we want to do more 106 | 107 | 00:03:02.380 --> 00:03:08.720 108 | In Aarey Colony, we lost a lot of important trees, 109 | so its time we added the right kind of trees at the right place 110 | 111 | 00:03:09.100 --> 00:03:11.860 112 | So please join hands, 113 | and lets make the city greener again! 114 | 115 | 00:03:12.180 --> 00:03:16.940 116 | So under TreeSena Im planning to concentrate more on the quality of the saplings, rather than quantity 117 | 118 | 00:03:17.580 --> 00:03:20.940 119 | So these saplings over here they are for 120 | 1 dollar each sapling 121 | 122 | 00:03:22.220 --> 00:03:25.340 123 | But the thing is, I believe in size everybody, because size matters, right? 124 | 125 | 00:03:25.920 --> 00:03:34.720 126 | In TreeSena, we are going to be planting these saplings, which are over 4 to 5 feet tall, and more 127 | 128 | 00:03:35.560 --> 00:03:38.940 129 | The cost of these bigger saplings is Rs. 380 per sapling 130 | 131 | 00:03:38.940 --> 00:03:42.040 132 | Now I know that this is a bit expensive 133 | 134 | 00:04:08.080 --> 00:04:11.620 135 | We will plant indegenious species like Neem, Banyan, Ficus, Karanj, Bahava, Ticoma, etc 136 | 137 | 00:04:11.620 --> 00:04:17.640 138 | And also some fruiting species like Guava, Papaya, Chickoo, Mango, Jackfruit and many others 139 | 140 | 00:04:17.640 --> 00:04:24.540 141 | This amount of Rs 380 also includes the cost of maintaining these plants in an urban area like this 142 | 143 | 00:04:24.540 --> 00:04:26.500 144 | If you can donate Rs. 380, thank you so much 145 | 146 | 00:04:26.500 --> 00:04:30.080 147 | But a donation of atleast Rs. 50 will also help us a lot for this cause 148 | 149 | 00:04:30.080 --> 00:04:35.160 150 | Cut Rs. 50 for my over-acting, 151 | but donate Rs. 50 at TreeSena.org 152 | 153 | 00:04:37.600 --> 00:04:40.180 154 | This is a 'Ped' (tree) promotion 155 | 156 | 00:04:43.060 --> 00:04:48.940 157 | Right now Im in Charkop in Kandivali, and as you can see the land behind me is completely barren 158 | 159 | 00:04:48.940 --> 00:04:54.180 160 | But this land behind me, it was fully covered by Mangroves 20 years ago 161 | 162 | 00:04:54.180 --> 00:05:00.680 163 | But because of encroachment and construction activities, water couldn't reach here and Mangroves started dying 164 | 165 | 00:05:01.060 --> 00:05:06.300 166 | Im just trying to say that if we dont take care of our greenery right now, most of our places will start looking like this 167 | 168 | 00:05:06.580 --> 00:05:10.280 169 | So let's end this video on a positive note, 170 | lets plant a tree 171 | 172 | 00:05:10.460 --> 00:05:15.180 173 | I have with me, Sagar Singh 174 | He is a very epic environmentalist 175 | 176 | 00:05:15.640 --> 00:05:20.780 177 | He is such an epic environmentalist that he had been arrested by the police for protecting the environment 178 | 179 | 00:05:20.780 --> 00:05:23.340 180 | Sagar please teach me how to plant a tree 181 | 182 | 00:05:23.340 --> 00:05:24.680 183 | So we have to remove this protection? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20200513RHSrJVvgEy0: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:02.100 2 | Hello, everybody. 3 | Welcome to Saiman Says. 4 | 5 | 00:00:02.100 --> 00:00:07.260 6 | Today, I'm going to react to a roast video 7 | of a roast video...of a roast video. 8 | 9 | 00:00:07.260 --> 00:00:09.440 10 | Peak YouTube content, everybody. 11 | 12 | 00:00:19.380 --> 00:00:21.160 13 | What'd happen to these 14 | TikTokers now, huh? 15 | 16 | 00:00:27.140 --> 00:00:29.340 17 | Today, I'm not going to talk 18 | 19 | 00:00:32.220 --> 00:00:34.960 20 | I guess it took time to add 21 | swear words. I don't know. 22 | 23 | 00:00:40.960 --> 00:00:43.580 24 | Please, guys. Don't beg for likes 25 | in my comment section too, please. 26 | 27 | 00:00:43.580 --> 00:00:47.560 28 | Because begging for likes is the 29 | birthright for just us creators. Okay? 30 | 31 | 00:00:48.140 --> 00:00:51.740 32 | I don't know- I want 33 | 2 million likes any how. 34 | 35 | 00:00:51.740 --> 00:00:52.760 36 | I want them any how. 37 | 38 | 00:00:52.760 --> 00:00:56.300 39 | We can beg for likes. 40 | You lot can't. I'm sorry. 41 | 42 | 00:00:56.300 --> 00:01:00.340 43 | We're influencers. It doesn't mean 44 | you've to be influenced by us. 45 | 46 | 00:01:00.340 --> 00:01:01.520 47 | Like...what? Huh. 48 | 49 | 00:01:01.520 --> 00:01:06.120 50 | This is just an appreciation for 51 | CarryMinati's flawless roast video 52 | 53 | 00:01:22.960 --> 00:01:23.960 54 | Tanmay: Don't mess with me. 55 | 56 | 00:01:23.960 --> 00:01:27.300 57 | Saiman: That's right, guys. Calling fat 58 | and skinny people out is humour now. 59 | 60 | 00:01:27.300 --> 00:01:31.140 61 | You don't need to have any creativity 62 | in your jokes now. Congratulations! 63 | 64 | 00:01:50.980 --> 00:01:53.020 65 | ...and this daughter came back after 66 | studying in Moscow for 6 years. 67 | 68 | 00:01:59.320 --> 00:02:01.040 69 | You get the meaning of this joke? 70 | 71 | 00:02:01.040 --> 00:02:03.100 72 | It's an intellectual one. 73 | I'd explain it to you, okay? 74 | 75 | 00:02:08.920 --> 00:02:11.100 76 | Daughter means a female, right? 77 | 78 | 00:02:17.960 --> 00:02:20.820 79 | this joke has 80 | two meanings. Okay? 81 | 82 | 00:02:24.260 --> 00:02:26.140 83 | Because who even is a female? 84 | Guys, come on! Huh! 85 | 86 | 00:02:40.360 --> 00:02:42.940 87 | Female or trans? What do 88 | you think is more insulting? 89 | 90 | 00:02:42.940 --> 00:02:45.140 91 | Female or trans? Lemme know 92 | in the comment section below. Okay? 93 | 94 | 00:03:01.340 --> 00:03:03.860 95 | hilarious, right? I mean, 96 | look at these memes, guys. 97 | 98 | 00:03:03.860 --> 00:03:07.020 99 | You'll see these dank memes everywhere 100 | on Instagram and Facebook. Okay? 101 | 102 | 00:03:09.420 --> 00:03:13.540 103 | CarryMinati hit more sixers (slang for trans) 104 | than Yuvraj Singh. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho... 105 | 106 | 00:03:16.760 --> 00:03:19.380 107 | Before, after. 108 | "Be safe, be alert." 109 | 110 | 00:03:19.380 --> 00:03:23.400 111 | Did you understand? If a young male 112 | uses TikTok, he becomes a girl. 113 | 114 | 00:03:23.400 --> 00:03:24.040 115 | You understood? 116 | 117 | 00:03:24.040 --> 00:03:26.120 118 | "Son, do you make 119 | videos for TikTok?" 120 | 121 | 00:03:26.120 --> 00:03:28.480 122 | "Papa, I could be a dumbfuck, 123 | but I'm not trans. 124 | 125 | 00:03:28.480 --> 00:03:29.160 126 | [laughs] 127 | 128 | 00:03:29.160 --> 00:03:32.000 129 | You can see the mentality 130 | all over social media 131 | 132 | 00:03:34.300 --> 00:03:38.620 133 | the trans community has fought 134 | so hard for years to gain equality in society, 135 | 136 | 00:03:42.860 --> 00:03:45.060 137 | And I think this is an achievement 138 | we all should celebrate. 139 | 140 | 00:03:50.300 --> 00:03:54.500 141 | But if the person himself has bent over, 142 | I'm not innocent enough to pass up. 143 | 144 | 00:03:58.420 --> 00:04:01.260 145 | I mean it is totally fine if you're gay. 146 | There's no problem with that. 147 | 148 | 00:04:01.260 --> 00:04:06.180 149 | But I thought it is today's theme to do 150 | jokes on gender and trans, so I did one. 151 | 152 | 00:04:06.180 --> 00:04:08.860 153 | I'm sorry. Normally, my sense 154 | of humour isn't this low. Sorry. 155 | 156 | 00:04:15.320 --> 00:04:18.400 157 | Even before Carry's video, guys. 158 | People are using 'trans' as an insult 159 | 160 | 00:04:20.060 --> 00:04:22.740 161 | And Carry's video, in my opinion, 162 | just made it worse. 163 | 164 | 00:04:22.740 --> 00:04:26.760 165 | I'm not hating on CarryMinati. 166 | 167 | 00:04:30.520 --> 00:04:32.380 168 | But leave transphobia 169 | and homophobia aside, 170 | 171 | 00:04:53.880 --> 00:04:55.800 172 | The environment has 173 | become so toxic. 174 | 175 | 00:05:16.540 --> 00:05:20.360 176 | A lot of individuals get an opportunity 177 | to express themselves through TikTok, 178 | 179 | 00:05:22.880 --> 00:05:25.520 180 | So, that is the reason a lot of 181 | people post videos on TikTok, 182 | 183 | 00:05:29.460 --> 00:05:35.020 184 | I think that people are hating TikTok in 185 | a classist, transphobic, and homophobic way. 186 | 187 | 00:05:35.020 --> 00:05:39.160 188 | I know that I am sounding like 189 | a liberal SJW now, but I...I don't care. 190 | 191 | 00:05:42.660 --> 00:05:46.140 192 | But we shouldn't curse a whole 193 | platform due to some pests. 194 | 195 | 00:05:46.140 --> 00:05:48.740 196 | I made this mistake myself, 197 | and I am sorry for that. 198 | 199 | 00:05:48.740 --> 00:05:52.240 200 | I can assure you that the amount of cringe 201 | here on YouTube is the same as in TikTok, 202 | 203 | 00:05:54.060 --> 00:05:55.520 204 | I really hope that 205 | this is the end now, 206 | 207 | 00:05:55.520 --> 00:05:57.220 208 | because we shouldn't make 209 | the environment more toxic. 210 | 211 | 00:06:04.040 --> 00:06:06.640 212 | but please somewhat control 213 | yourself. Please. Okay? 214 | 215 | 00:06:06.640 --> 00:06:08.900 216 | Let's end this. Let's finish 217 | this once and for all. 218 | 219 | 00:06:08.900 --> 00:06:10.100 220 | End this, please. 221 | Okay? 222 | 223 | 00:06:10.100 --> 00:06:12.140 224 | [Amir Siddiqui's tweet 225 | pours fuel on the fire] 226 | 227 | 00:06:21.380 --> 00:06:23.440 228 | Some one take his 229 | phone from him, guys. 230 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20181222KenXMthFajo: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:11.840 --> 00:00:16.980 2 | Tik Tok should be the national hobby of India, 3 | we are just so naturally good at this. 4 | 5 | 00:00:16.980 --> 00:00:19.220 6 | I mean where else will you find such natural talent? 7 | 8 | 00:00:22.100 --> 00:00:26.060 9 | Where else will you find such well produced, 10 | high budget TikTok videos? 11 | 12 | 00:00:32.240 --> 00:00:38.920 13 | But most importantly TikTok is a very wholsesome activity for us Indians because we do it with the help and support of our family. 14 | 15 | 00:00:48.880 --> 00:00:56.060 16 | Ok just to let you know I uploaded my first TikTok reaction video before PewDiePie uploaded his first Tik Tok reaction video, so please... 17 | 18 | 00:00:57.040 --> 00:00:58.320 19 | Im not copying pewdiepie ok??? 20 | 21 | 00:00:58.540 --> 00:01:02.320 22 | So welcome to Saiman Says, Im Saiman, and Im here with my intern Timothy 23 | 24 | 00:01:02.320 --> 00:01:06.440 25 | So without any further ado, lets just jump right into it! 26 | 27 | 00:01:18.780 --> 00:01:20.320 28 | Ok Timothy should we start? 29 | 30 | 00:01:24.400 --> 00:01:26.880 31 | Nice, we have a belly dancer over here 32 | 33 | 00:01:27.500 --> 00:01:29.580 34 | I just hope his pant doesnt fall off 35 | 36 | 00:01:39.660 --> 00:01:44.240 37 | We have a TikTokker on the road... 38 | Very stunning and brave. 39 | 40 | 00:01:45.280 --> 00:01:49.200 41 | I like how that kid in the back is just scandalised for life. 42 | 43 | 00:02:01.520 --> 00:02:03.760 44 | Our secret is finally exposed now 45 | 46 | 00:02:03.760 --> 00:02:07.420 47 | This is the real reason why we s#it on the streets. 48 | 49 | 00:02:07.420 --> 00:02:09.760 50 | because of Toilet TikTokkers 51 | 52 | 00:02:10.760 --> 00:02:13.840 53 | Wow Saiman wow... 10/10 commentary. 54 | Very good. 55 | 56 | 00:02:29.540 --> 00:02:37.880 57 | I think this is the aftermath of the bobs and vegana scandal. I mean after Pewdiepie exposed us, we do not have much of a choice now. 58 | 59 | 00:02:37.880 --> 00:02:41.800 60 | Which random blonde girl are we supposed to message on facebook now? 61 | 62 | 00:02:41.800 --> 00:02:45.860 63 | We are out of choices now and that is why we are getting intimate with pigeons. 64 | 65 | 00:02:54.240 --> 00:02:56.480 66 | Okay is this supposed to be a dance? 67 | 68 | 00:02:58.360 --> 00:03:02.040 69 | It looks more like he is wrestling John Cena from the WWE 70 | 71 | 00:03:03.120 --> 00:03:06.100 72 | Get it? Because you cant see him. 73 | 74 | 00:03:07.920 --> 00:03:10.800 75 | Yeah sometimes even I wonder why 76 | Pewdiepie gave me a shoutout. 77 | 78 | 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:36.540 79 | Thats it? 80 | 81 | 00:03:38.060 --> 00:03:40.140 82 | She dint say the meaning of 399! 83 | 84 | 00:03:42.460 --> 00:03:44.960 85 | What is 399 ??? 86 | 87 | 00:03:47.900 --> 00:03:55.420 88 | Ok I guess we are gonna see a very badass tattoo reveal everybody. Im very excited. 89 | It looks something dirty huh. Naughty. 90 | 91 | 00:04:15.040 --> 00:04:20.960 92 | Fitness experts hate him! Learn how to lose weight in just 2 seconds by just saying 1 word! Ullepu! 93 | 94 | 00:04:32.860 --> 00:04:38.380 95 | I already love this one if you notice he took a quick spit before starting the video. 96 | 97 | 00:04:38.500 --> 00:04:42.260 98 | It looks like he has drawn inspiration from a popular Indian Youtuber. 99 | 100 | 00:05:04.040 --> 00:05:05.380 101 | Welcome to Indian TikTok everybody. 102 | 103 | 00:05:20.600 --> 00:05:27.160 104 | Indian Tik Tok is on another level. 105 | None of us are on that level. None of us can comprehend the humor of Indian Tik Tok. 106 | 107 | 00:05:57.080 --> 00:05:59.840 108 | I think TikTok is only funny when old people are doing it. 109 | 110 | 00:06:11.220 --> 00:06:16.060 111 | This is the future that T-Series wants. 112 | You know what you have to do to prevent it. 113 | 114 | 00:06:18.540 --> 00:06:24.820 115 | Ok so this guy is Manjul Khattar. He is the most populat TikTok 'star' here in India. 116 | 117 | 00:06:24.820 --> 00:06:29.960 118 | I dont even need to say that, because that will be pretty evident by the amount of cringe in his video. 119 | 120 | 00:06:43.840 --> 00:06:48.980 121 | So this is Zandu Panchartisht, Its an Indian digestive tonic. 122 | 123 | 00:06:49.280 --> 00:06:53.160 124 | I have it when I have to digest 125 | massive amounts of cringe. 126 | 127 | 00:06:59.320 --> 00:07:00.920 128 | alright lets continue. 129 | 130 | 00:07:05.120 --> 00:07:07.440 131 | How are her lips moving like that?? 132 | 133 | 00:07:09.220 --> 00:07:15.340 134 | I want to make a dirty joke but this is a Hindu channel. So no dirty joke. 135 | 136 | 00:07:54.520 --> 00:07:57.740 137 | Ok so I tried to remove this (lipstick) but its not going, its taking a lot of time. 138 | 139 | 00:07:57.740 --> 00:08:01.420 140 | So Ill just do it after the shoot. Lets continue. 141 | 142 | 00:08:02.140 --> 00:08:03.500 143 | 144 | 145 | 00:08:05.200 --> 00:08:07.500 146 | Cow: "Dont touch me! Im someone else's property." 147 | 148 | 00:08:07.660 --> 00:08:08.880 149 | "No!" 150 | 151 | 00:08:08.880 --> 00:08:10.000 152 | "You are only mine" 153 | 154 | 00:08:12.180 --> 00:08:14.040 155 | No no no... 156 | 157 | 00:08:14.940 --> 00:08:19.680 158 | This is not funny guys he is making fun of a cow and I will not allow that! 159 | 160 | 00:08:21.800 --> 00:08:23.920 161 | THIS IS A HINDU CHANNEL ok 162 | 163 | 00:08:24.000 --> 00:08:25.780 164 | I will not allow such non-sense on this channel. 165 | 166 | 00:08:27.280 --> 00:08:29.980 167 | Timothy, you should have checked 168 | before showing these clips. 169 | 170 | 00:08:35.620 --> 00:08:37.480 171 | What kind of creatures are these. 172 | 173 | 00:08:39.720 --> 00:08:42.860 174 | Ok that boy looks like his son. 175 | 176 | 00:08:46.900 --> 00:08:54.800 177 | Ok as I said TikTok is a very wholesome activity for us. 178 | Making TikTok videos is our way of spending quality time with family. 179 | 180 | 00:08:55.220 --> 00:08:58.560 181 | Why do these people feel the need to do TikTok in the middle of the road? 182 | 183 | 00:08:59.060 --> 00:09:03.040 184 | Cleary bad things happen when you do TikTok on the road. 185 | 186 | 00:09:17.280 --> 00:09:21.440 187 | Ok I guess we should end it over here. 188 | Enough Cringe for one episode. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190214_7QRpuhz-90: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:08.640 --> 00:00:12.780 2 | Welcome to Saiman Says everybody 3 | and Happy Valentine's Day to everybody. 4 | 5 | 00:00:12.780 --> 00:00:18.520 6 | On this auspicious occasion of Valentine's Day, 7 | today I'm going to go on a... date. 8 | 9 | 00:00:18.680 --> 00:00:24.720 10 | So my friend Timothy. My assistant, and today he is my cameraman, Timothy, has arranged for a date today. 11 | 12 | 00:00:24.720 --> 00:00:27.240 13 | So yes she might be coming 14 | over here any moment now. 15 | 16 | 00:00:27.580 --> 00:00:30.180 17 | Timothy how much time more? 18 | Call her. 19 | 20 | 00:00:37.480 --> 00:00:38.740 21 | Hi! So good to see you. 22 | 23 | 00:00:39.100 --> 00:00:39.820 24 | Hi 25 | 26 | 00:00:41.780 --> 00:00:42.280 27 | How've you been? 28 | 29 | 00:00:42.480 --> 00:00:43.160 30 | Im fine. 31 | 32 | 00:00:43.720 --> 00:00:44.860 33 | My name is Saimandar. 34 | 35 | 00:00:44.880 --> 00:00:45.680 36 | My name is -- 37 | 38 | 00:00:45.680 --> 00:00:48.700 39 | Yes my name is Saimandar, 40 | I have a youtube channel Saiman Says. 41 | 42 | 00:00:48.720 --> 00:00:50.800 43 | He is Timothy he had called you. 44 | Say hi. 45 | 46 | 00:00:51.560 --> 00:00:52.740 47 | Hi Timothy. 48 | 49 | 00:00:54.120 --> 00:00:56.580 50 | He'll be with us. 51 | That's fine right? 52 | 53 | 00:00:57.620 --> 00:00:58.740 54 | Yeah okay cool... 55 | I thought --- 56 | 57 | 00:00:58.740 --> 00:00:59.400 58 | That's fine right? 59 | 60 | 00:00:59.740 --> 00:01:00.640 61 | Okay... cool. 62 | 63 | 00:01:00.640 --> 00:01:02.580 64 | No if you have a problem then... 65 | 66 | 00:01:02.860 --> 00:01:03.960 67 | I can cancel this date. 68 | 69 | 00:01:04.440 --> 00:01:05.680 70 | No no I would like to go out on a date with you. 71 | 72 | 00:01:05.680 --> 00:01:09.720 73 | Ok so yeah. My name is Saimandar. 74 | I have a YouTube channel Saiman Says. 75 | 76 | 00:01:09.720 --> 00:01:12.400 77 | 150K subscribers. Its not a small number. 78 | 79 | 00:01:15.160 --> 00:01:16.720 80 | I have a lot of things planned for today. 81 | 82 | 00:01:17.120 --> 00:01:20.020 83 | We're going to watch a movie. 84 | But before that... 85 | 86 | 00:01:20.020 --> 00:01:23.960 87 | ... because the movie is at night. 88 | There is a lot of time. We have 2 hours. 89 | 90 | 00:01:23.960 --> 00:01:27.520 91 | And I've a lot of things planned, 92 | for today's Valentine's Day special. 93 | 94 | 00:01:27.860 --> 00:01:29.740 95 | So... Are you ready? 96 | 97 | 00:01:29.860 --> 00:01:31.480 98 | Yes... Im totally ready. 99 | 100 | 00:01:32.320 --> 00:01:35.300 101 | Ok so first of all... I've got something for you. 102 | 103 | 00:01:35.660 --> 00:01:36.840 104 | Yeah one minute... 105 | 106 | 00:01:37.380 --> 00:01:38.040 107 | Its coming out 108 | 109 | 00:01:40.320 --> 00:01:44.180 110 | These are my signature goggles. 111 | But these are the kids version. 112 | 113 | 00:01:44.340 --> 00:01:46.760 114 | I'll remove the adult version later. 115 | This is for you. 116 | 117 | 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:49.000 118 | This is for you Timothy. 119 | 120 | 00:01:50.320 --> 00:01:51.200 121 | Yeah wear this yeah. 122 | 123 | 00:01:52.420 --> 00:01:53.220 124 | Yeah, wear! 125 | 126 | 00:02:00.500 --> 00:02:01.940 127 | See so nice she looks na Timothy. 128 | 129 | 00:02:05.040 --> 00:02:07.600 130 | Ok so now... Let's start with the date? 131 | 132 | 00:02:15.120 --> 00:02:21.000 133 | Ok so today I'm going to show you some of the best memes you have ever seen in your life. 134 | 135 | 00:02:21.200 --> 00:02:23.720 136 | I am a memelord level 500. 137 | 138 | 00:02:23.840 --> 00:02:28.840 139 | And my friend, my assistant Timothy over here has collected some of the best memes, just for you. 140 | 141 | 00:02:30.980 --> 00:02:34.960 142 | So Im going to show you some memes and we are going towatch it together and we are going to have a lot of fun. 143 | 144 | 00:02:34.960 --> 00:02:35.800 145 | Right, Timothy? 146 | 147 | 00:02:41.620 --> 00:02:43.180 148 | How much time till the movie? 149 | 150 | 00:02:43.180 --> 00:02:43.740 151 | 2 hours 152 | 153 | 00:02:44.880 --> 00:02:47.820 154 | So we'll have a lot of fun Timothy... Give me... 155 | 156 | 00:02:49.180 --> 00:02:50.060 157 | What is that? 158 | 159 | 00:02:52.780 --> 00:02:54.840 160 | Timothy... what did I tell you? 161 | 162 | 00:02:54.840 --> 00:02:56.620 163 | I told you to get Apple Airpods. 164 | 165 | 00:02:56.620 --> 00:02:57.300 166 | What is this? 167 | 168 | 00:02:57.820 --> 00:03:00.560 169 | You've got this for Rs.50 from the station. 170 | What are you doing? 171 | 172 | 00:03:06.600 --> 00:03:08.440 173 | Ok... So... Where did it go? 174 | 175 | 00:03:10.920 --> 00:03:12.280 176 | I'll give her one right? 177 | 178 | 00:03:12.280 --> 00:03:13.700 179 | Hey take this this is for you. 180 | 181 | 00:03:15.580 --> 00:03:17.280 182 | This is airpods... original. 183 | 184 | 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:21.920 185 | Ok so our first meme for the day is... 186 | 187 | 00:03:22.600 --> 00:03:23.640 188 | Wear it fast... 189 | 190 | 00:03:25.580 --> 00:03:27.520 191 | Try not to laugh okay. 192 | You laugh you lose. 193 | 194 | 00:03:34.520 --> 00:03:35.580 195 | So funny. 196 | 197 | 00:04:02.680 --> 00:04:05.000 198 | Dont laugh... See Im watching you. 199 | If you laugh... 200 | 201 | 00:04:19.900 --> 00:04:24.020 202 | "This is the bathtub, where Sridevi died" 203 | 204 | 00:04:24.020 --> 00:04:25.500 205 | "Bathroom's entrance is from here." 206 | 207 | 00:04:26.240 --> 00:04:28.720 208 | "This is the type of bathroom this is" 209 | 210 | 00:04:46.760 --> 00:04:48.200 211 | Press F! 212 | 213 | 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:02.400 214 | Look at this 215 | 216 | 00:05:04.160 --> 00:05:04.980 217 | Its nice right? 218 | 219 | 00:05:40.260 --> 00:05:43.620 220 | This is the best meme okay... 221 | Im showing you the best memes. 222 | 223 | 00:05:45.120 --> 00:05:48.300 224 | I have the best collection. 225 | Im showing you the best collection. 226 | 227 | 00:06:00.820 --> 00:06:01.320 228 | Now... 229 | 230 | 00:06:01.320 --> 00:06:02.980 231 | Ok now wait for it... wait for it... 232 | 233 | 00:06:07.020 --> 00:06:09.020 234 | After that what happens is... 235 | 236 | 00:06:09.260 --> 00:06:10.900 237 | Why are you disturbing Timothy? 238 | 239 | 00:06:17.840 --> 00:06:18.960 240 | Where did she go? 241 | 242 | 00:06:44.500 --> 00:06:45.880 243 | If you liked this video... 244 | 245 | 00:06:45.880 --> 00:06:47.240 246 | Then please share this video. 247 | 248 | 00:06:49.020 --> 00:06:50.060 249 | And spread awareness. 250 | 251 | 00:06:52.200 --> 00:06:54.080 252 | Because nobody deserves to be happy. 253 | 254 | 00:06:57.020 --> 00:06:58.640 255 | Our time won't come. 256 | 257 | 00:07:03.020 --> 00:07:06.540 258 | I just wanted somebody to watch memes with Timothy... 259 | 260 | 00:07:10.360 --> 00:07:14.720 261 | Phone them... Call them now. 262 | Im joining them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190122kYrk3Xx_crU: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:01.780 2 | [drumroll] 3 | 4 | 00:00:01.780 --> 00:00:03.080 5 | [swoosh] 6 | [drumroll continues] 7 | 8 | 00:00:03.080 --> 00:00:04.240 9 | [swoosh, again, but a deeper one] 10 | [drumroll continues] 11 | 12 | 00:00:04.240 --> 00:00:05.160 13 | [keys clacking] 14 | [drumroll continues] 15 | 16 | 00:00:05.160 --> 00:00:05.840 17 | [drumroll continues] 18 | 19 | 00:00:05.840 --> 00:00:06.440 20 | [Normal swoosh] 21 | [drumroll continues] 22 | 23 | 00:00:06.440 --> 00:00:07.660 24 | [drumroll continues] 25 | 26 | 00:00:07.660 --> 00:00:08.640 27 | [Click] 28 | ["Totally" by DJ Quads plays] 29 | 30 | 00:00:08.640 --> 00:00:14.780 31 | ["Totally" by DJ Quads plays] 32 | 33 | 00:00:14.780 --> 00:00:16.320 34 | ♪ Baby, you're the one for me ♪ 35 | 36 | 00:00:16.320 --> 00:00:17.520 37 | OOF! 38 | 39 | 00:00:17.520 --> 00:00:19.380 40 | ♪ Baby, you're meant for me ♪ 41 | 42 | 00:00:20.440 --> 00:00:24.140 43 | ♪ I'm mad in love with you... ♪ 44 | 45 | 00:00:24.140 --> 00:00:25.780 46 | Welcome to Saiman Says, everybody. 47 | 48 | 00:00:25.780 --> 00:00:29.760 49 | Ever since I heard about that 10-year challenge, 50 | I knew I had to do this video. 51 | 52 | 00:00:29.760 --> 00:00:35.940 53 | Back in 2009, I made this video which I later uploaded on this YT channel in 2011 when I started this YT channel. 54 | 55 | 00:00:35.940 --> 00:00:40.420 56 | It is the first video on this YT channel, and today, 57 | I am going to recreate that video. 58 | 59 | 00:00:40.420 --> 00:00:45.140 60 | Right now, I'm at Bandra Bus Depot, 61 | and this bus depot is directly opposite to my school. 62 | 63 | 00:00:45.140 --> 00:00:49.360 64 | And back in 2009, after my school hours, 65 | me and my friends used to come over here 66 | 67 | 00:00:49.360 --> 00:00:51.640 68 | in this bus depot and 69 | we used to just goof around. 70 | 71 | 00:00:51.640 --> 00:00:55.520 72 | We've made a lot of videos in this 73 | particular place, and that video, 74 | 75 | 00:00:55.520 --> 00:00:58.620 76 | which is the first video on my channel 77 | is just one of those videos. 78 | 79 | 00:00:58.620 --> 00:01:02.940 80 | So today, in this video, I'm going to recreate the first video which I uploaded on this channel, and... 81 | 82 | 00:01:02.940 --> 00:01:06.080 83 | especially for that, I've called 84 | all of my school friends. 85 | 86 | 00:01:06.080 --> 00:01:09.100 87 | Everybody, please welcome my school friends. 88 | Please come out, everyone. 89 | 90 | 00:01:09.100 --> 00:01:09.940 91 | [🐤🧲 laugh] 92 | 93 | 00:01:09.940 --> 00:01:12.080 94 | Nice, nice, nice entry. 95 | 96 | 00:01:12.080 --> 00:01:15.680 97 | Come on, out. Don't be slow-footed. 98 | Fast! Fast! Come fast! Come fast! Yeah. 99 | 100 | 00:01:15.680 --> 00:01:17.120 101 | [🐤🧲 laugh intensifies] 102 | 103 | 00:01:17.120 --> 00:01:21.180 104 | Unh, so...let's start the work, boys. 105 | Are we ready? 106 | 107 | 00:01:21.180 --> 00:01:21.920 108 | - [All, weak AF] 109 | Yes! 110 | 111 | 00:01:21.920 --> 00:01:25.460 112 | - No, no, no, no, no. 113 | I said, "ARE YOU READY?" 114 | 115 | 00:01:25.460 --> 00:01:26.480 116 | - [still weaker than my will to live] 117 | YES! 118 | 119 | 00:01:26.480 --> 00:01:31.780 120 | And especially for this video, today, I'm to take out my pink shades just to recreate my first video. 121 | 122 | 00:01:31.780 --> 00:01:34.100 123 | Guys, it never happens. 124 | This is a very rare occasion. 125 | 126 | 00:01:34.100 --> 00:01:34.840 127 | So, umh... 128 | 129 | 00:01:34.840 --> 00:01:36.140 130 | [🐤🧲😄] 131 | So, umh... 132 | 133 | 00:01:36.140 --> 00:01:38.060 134 | - [in astonished voices] 135 | Woah! 136 | 137 | 00:01:38.060 --> 00:01:40.000 138 | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 139 | 140 | 00:01:44.440 --> 00:01:49.640 141 | - Okay, so this is the bus stop where I made my first YT video, and the bus stop is in a bad state. 142 | 143 | 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:51.940 144 | What is all that? 145 | Yuck! 146 | 147 | 00:01:55.900 --> 00:01:58.500 148 | It seems no one came to our school after us. 149 | 150 | 00:02:01.920 --> 00:02:20.540 151 | ["Fun Time" by DJ Quads plays] 152 | 153 | 00:02:22.820 --> 00:02:27.380 154 | ♪ Please, please don't talk about me when I'm gone ♪ 155 | 156 | 00:02:27.380 --> 00:02:32.160 157 | ♪ Oh! honey, 158 | though our friendship ceases from now on ♪ 159 | 160 | 00:02:32.480 --> 00:02:33.840 161 | ♪ On... ♪ 162 | 163 | 00:02:33.840 --> 00:02:38.100 164 | ♪ Please, please don't talk about me when I'm gone ♪ 165 | 166 | 00:02:38.100 --> 00:02:43.220 167 | ♪ Oh! honey, 168 | though our friendship ceases from now on ♪ 169 | 170 | 00:02:44.000 --> 00:02:46.420 171 | ♪ I am perfection ♪ 172 | [Downstait's "I am perfection" plays] 173 | 174 | 00:03:08.380 --> 00:03:08.880 175 | OOF! 176 | 177 | 00:03:15.740 --> 00:03:18.000 178 | OOF! 179 | Friend: What happened? Are you okay? 180 | 181 | 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:21.200 182 | Come on. 183 | - Aye, stand up, buddy. 184 | 185 | 00:04:00.720 --> 00:04:01.940 186 | - Saimandar, go! 187 | 188 | 00:04:01.940 --> 00:04:04.560 189 | Come on! 190 | You can do this, Saimandar. 191 | 192 | 00:04:04.560 --> 00:04:06.960 193 | - Yes, you can do this! 194 | You can do this, Saimandar. 195 | 196 | 00:04:06.960 --> 00:04:08.820 197 | - Come on, Saimandar! 198 | You can do this, Saimandar. 199 | 200 | 00:04:36.460 --> 00:04:39.560 201 | [primal rage] 202 | 203 | 00:04:49.780 --> 00:04:59.220 204 | ["Saturdays" by DJ Quads plays] 205 | 206 | 00:04:59.220 --> 00:05:01.600 207 | - [in relaxed voice] 208 | Huh! Alright, guys! Thank you for watching. 209 | 210 | 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:05.220 211 | After 10 long years, I was finally 212 | able to complete that jump, and... 213 | 214 | 00:05:05.220 --> 00:05:08.500 215 | if you're wondering where's Timothy, 216 | I gave him an off today 217 | 218 | 00:05:08.500 --> 00:05:11.040 219 | because I wanted to spend 220 | some time with my friends. 221 | 222 | 00:05:11.040 --> 00:05:11.980 223 | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 224 | 225 | 00:05:11.980 --> 00:05:13.840 226 | Thank you, Aditya. 227 | Aditya is here. 228 | 229 | 00:05:13.840 --> 00:05:17.260 230 | The best part about this 10-years challenge 231 | was that I was able to make this video, 232 | 233 | 00:05:17.260 --> 00:05:20.100 234 | I was able to recreate this video with my original friends. 235 | 236 | 00:05:20.100 --> 00:05:23.340 237 | My friends, who have been my 238 | best friends since the past 10 years. 239 | 240 | 00:05:23.340 --> 00:05:24.380 241 | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 242 | 243 | 00:05:24.380 --> 00:05:26.080 244 | Thank you, Aditya. 245 | 246 | 00:05:31.680 --> 00:05:33.400 247 | Okay, Jai Hind. 248 | Jai Maharashtra. Bye. 249 | 250 | 00:05:40.520 --> 00:05:44.360 251 | Aye, the upper portion there could hit me. 252 | - Nah, bro. 253 | 254 | 00:05:44.360 --> 00:05:48.300 255 | - Nah, Vijay already did it and didn't get hurt. 256 | Why'd you get hurt? 257 | 258 | 00:05:49.940 --> 00:05:53.760 259 | - I can cover the height, but... 260 | - You won't get hurt, bruh. 261 | 262 | 00:05:57.560 --> 00:05:59.560 263 | [friends laugh] 264 | 265 | 00:06:02.600 --> 00:06:04.800 266 | -Ahh, sexy! 267 | 268 | 00:06:05.260 --> 00:06:09.720 269 | - "Once I've made a commitment, 270 | then I don't even listen of myself." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/201810051id6RLPVmls: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:03.600 --> 00:00:05.340 2 | Tik Tok Cringe! 3 | 4 | 00:00:05.520 --> 00:00:08.900 5 | Today we shall talk about Tik Tok cringe! 6 | 7 | 00:00:08.900 --> 00:00:12.100 8 | You must have heard about the Tik Tok cancer on the internet 9 | 10 | 00:00:12.380 --> 00:00:15.920 11 | So I thought before starting this video, let's understand what Tik Tok is 12 | 13 | 00:00:16.220 --> 00:00:19.520 14 | So before starting let's take a look at Tik Tok's official advertisement 15 | 16 | 00:00:19.520 --> 00:00:20.020 17 | 18 | 19 | 00:00:20.020 --> 00:00:20.520 20 | 21 | 22 | 00:00:21.695 --> 00:00:22.815 23 | 24 | 25 | 00:00:27.205 --> 00:00:28.205 26 | 27 | 28 | 00:00:31.195 --> 00:00:32.485 29 | 30 | 31 | 00:00:34.045 --> 00:00:35.045 32 | 33 | 34 | 00:00:35.480 --> 00:00:36.480 35 | 36 | 37 | 00:00:43.600 --> 00:00:46.780 38 | And this is what Tik Tok actually is! 39 | 40 | 00:00:46.780 --> 00:00:47.280 41 | 42 | 43 | 00:00:47.400 --> 00:00:48.400 44 | 45 | 46 | 00:00:51.615 --> 00:00:54.045 47 | 48 | 49 | 00:00:54.575 --> 00:00:55.665 50 | 51 | 52 | 00:00:57.255 --> 00:01:00.055 53 | 54 | 55 | 00:01:00.920 --> 00:01:02.260 56 | 57 | 58 | 00:01:02.260 --> 00:01:05.560 59 | Wow. This guy is better than that Neo from Matrix. 60 | 61 | 00:01:05.960 --> 00:01:06.960 62 | 63 | 64 | 00:01:11.480 --> 00:01:14.280 65 | 66 | 67 | 00:01:15.960 --> 00:01:19.900 68 | So today I will be showing such sad cases of Tik Tok cancer 69 | 70 | 00:01:20.100 --> 00:01:24.000 71 | And I've taken these videos from a facebook page 'Reptiles of Kurla' 72 | 73 | 00:01:24.440 --> 00:01:26.520 74 | Please check it out it's my favorite page currently 75 | 76 | 00:01:26.640 --> 00:01:30.980 77 | Okay! Without any further ado, Timothy, Let's start! 78 | 79 | 00:01:32.560 --> 00:01:33.060 80 | 81 | 82 | 00:01:33.220 --> 00:01:35.740 83 | 84 | 85 | 00:01:36.335 --> 00:01:37.335 86 | 87 | 88 | 00:01:37.500 --> 00:01:39.620 89 | 90 | 91 | 00:01:39.640 --> 00:01:44.460 92 | I hope Pewdiepie is watching this because this is the average T-series subscriber and... 93 | 94 | 00:01:44.460 --> 00:01:48.160 95 | Quite frankly it's impossible to compete against such natural talent 96 | 97 | 00:01:48.160 --> 00:01:50.660 98 | I love you Pewdiepie but I think you should just give up now 99 | 100 | 00:01:53.100 --> 00:01:55.480 101 | 102 | 103 | 00:01:56.895 --> 00:01:57.895 104 | 105 | 106 | 00:01:59.160 --> 00:02:00.340 107 | 108 | 109 | 00:02:00.860 --> 00:02:03.220 110 | Its fine... It happens sometimes. 111 | 112 | 00:02:03.760 --> 00:02:09.060 113 | Sometimes while recording for Tik Tok you suddenly realise that you forgot to wash after pooping in the morning 114 | 115 | 00:02:11.600 --> 00:02:12.940 116 | 117 | 118 | 00:02:15.640 --> 00:02:16.540 119 | 120 | 121 | 00:02:16.540 --> 00:02:17.560 122 | Oh wow! 123 | 124 | 00:02:23.640 --> 00:02:26.120 125 | 126 | 127 | 00:02:26.120 --> 00:02:30.200 128 | I'm shocked... Look at this guy's jawline! 129 | 130 | 00:02:30.440 --> 00:02:34.180 131 | Such sharp jawline! Does he cut vegetables with hat? 132 | 133 | 00:02:34.820 --> 00:02:36.360 134 | I'm jealous Timothy! 135 | 136 | 00:02:36.460 --> 00:02:39.980 137 | If there was no nepotism in Bollywood, then these guys would be at the top. 138 | 139 | 00:02:40.700 --> 00:02:43.675 140 | 141 | 142 | 00:02:43.675 --> 00:02:45.655 143 | 144 | 145 | 00:02:46.015 --> 00:02:49.005 146 | 147 | 148 | 00:02:49.580 --> 00:02:52.200 149 | 150 | 151 | 00:02:52.200 --> 00:02:53.540 152 | thicccc boy! 153 | 154 | 00:02:53.540 --> 00:02:58.780 155 | So I did some research and found out that Tik Tok has very passionate lovers! 156 | 157 | 00:02:58.780 --> 00:02:59.620 158 | 159 | 160 | 00:03:02.085 --> 00:03:03.085 161 | 162 | 163 | 00:03:04.800 --> 00:03:07.660 164 | 165 | 166 | 00:03:09.780 --> 00:03:13.600 167 | *cringe intensifies* 168 | 169 | 00:03:13.940 --> 00:03:20.000 170 | I also noticed that apart from passionate lovers, there are passionate 'cryers' as well. 171 | 172 | 00:03:20.620 --> 00:03:23.100 173 | 174 | 175 | 00:03:23.620 --> 00:03:25.740 176 | 177 | 178 | 00:03:29.500 --> 00:03:31.780 179 | Love is not a joke 180 | 181 | 00:03:31.840 --> 00:03:33.040 182 | Timothy please don't laugh 183 | 184 | 00:03:38.960 --> 00:03:40.220 185 | 186 | 187 | 00:03:42.265 --> 00:03:43.655 188 | 189 | 190 | 00:03:44.175 --> 00:03:45.175 191 | 192 | 193 | 00:03:47.060 --> 00:03:48.060 194 | 195 | 196 | 00:03:48.640 --> 00:03:49.500 197 | Where did he go? 198 | 199 | 00:03:49.820 --> 00:03:51.380 200 | 201 | 202 | 00:03:52.495 --> 00:03:54.015 203 | 204 | 205 | 00:03:54.965 --> 00:03:55.965 206 | 207 | 208 | 00:04:04.735 --> 00:04:07.865 209 | 210 | 211 | 00:04:08.345 --> 00:04:10.495 212 | 213 | 214 | 00:04:12.560 --> 00:04:14.720 215 | 216 | 217 | 00:04:16.760 --> 00:04:18.320 218 | What will God be seeing? 219 | 220 | 00:04:18.980 --> 00:04:19.800 221 | THIS??? 222 | 223 | 00:04:22.140 --> 00:04:23.140 224 | 225 | 226 | 00:04:24.975 --> 00:04:27.975 227 | 228 | 229 | 00:04:28.360 --> 00:04:29.240 230 | 231 | 232 | 00:04:29.700 --> 00:04:31.340 233 | You certainly took away my peace, madam 234 | 235 | 00:04:44.100 --> 00:04:45.200 236 | 237 | 238 | 00:04:45.595 --> 00:04:48.925 239 | 240 | 241 | 00:04:48.925 --> 00:04:51.065 242 | 243 | 244 | 00:04:51.065 --> 00:04:53.905 245 | 246 | 247 | 00:04:53.905 --> 00:04:56.695 248 | 249 | 250 | 00:04:56.695 --> 00:04:59.535 251 | 252 | 253 | 00:04:59.535 --> 00:05:02.295 254 | 255 | 256 | 00:05:02.295 --> 00:05:04.155 257 | 258 | 259 | 00:05:06.375 --> 00:05:08.705 260 | 261 | 262 | 00:05:09.055 --> 00:05:10.055 263 | 264 | 265 | 00:05:10.660 --> 00:05:11.660 266 | 267 | 268 | 00:05:12.620 --> 00:05:15.780 269 | Okay all the jokes aside, Tik Tok is a very progressive app. 270 | 271 | 00:05:15.780 --> 00:05:19.700 272 | Because on it ther are many other genders apart from male and female. 273 | 274 | 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:20.500 275 | 276 | 277 | 00:05:20.660 --> 00:05:21.940 278 | 279 | 280 | 00:05:24.625 --> 00:05:26.965 281 | 282 | 283 | 00:05:27.855 --> 00:05:29.545 284 | 285 | 286 | 00:05:30.395 --> 00:05:31.405 287 | 288 | 289 | 00:05:32.140 --> 00:05:33.140 290 | 291 | 292 | 00:05:41.280 --> 00:05:42.920 293 | *Crying internally* 294 | 295 | 00:05:48.080 --> 00:05:49.080 296 | 297 | 298 | 00:06:00.795 --> 00:06:01.795 299 | 300 | 301 | 00:06:03.535 --> 00:06:05.675 302 | 303 | 304 | 00:06:06.555 --> 00:06:08.765 305 | 306 | 307 | 00:06:10.545 --> 00:06:11.545 308 | 309 | 310 | 00:06:12.360 --> 00:06:14.500 311 | 312 | 313 | 00:06:15.820 --> 00:06:16.880 314 | That's it... 315 | 316 | 00:06:17.560 --> 00:06:21.100 317 | I cannot take so much cringe, Timothy please 318 | 319 | 00:06:21.220 --> 00:06:25.080 320 | That's it. I'll continue this video in the next episode. 321 | 322 | 00:06:25.080 --> 00:06:27.720 323 | I can digest only so much cringe in a day. 324 | 325 | 00:06:27.720 --> 00:06:30.520 326 | I will see you in Tik Tok Cringe part 2. 327 | 328 | 00:06:30.920 --> 00:06:33.900 329 | You like, subscribe, share do what you want... I'm going. 330 | 331 | 00:06:34.580 --> 00:06:36.800 332 | Timothy please get that Zandu Pancharisht -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/201912039Vw37T5N3s0: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:00.420 --> 00:00:02.720 2 | Hello everybody! Welcome to Saiman Plays 3 | 4 | 00:00:02.720 --> 00:00:05.400 5 | Yes, another gameplay video 6 | because I'm running out of content... 7 | 8 | 00:00:06.840 --> 00:00:11.400 9 | Today we are going to be playing this game 10 | 'Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy' 11 | 12 | 00:00:11.400 --> 00:00:14.800 13 | This is one of the most popular rage games in the world 14 | 15 | 00:00:14.800 --> 00:00:17.880 16 | And recently it has become very popular in India because of CarryMinati 17 | 18 | 00:00:18.800 --> 00:00:23.400 19 | (CarryMinati cursing at the game 20 | and breaking his monitor) 21 | 22 | 00:00:23.860 --> 00:00:27.120 23 | I have attached lime and chillies 24 | (an Indian tradition to be safe from danger) 25 | 26 | 00:00:27.380 --> 00:00:33.120 27 | So the world record for this game is 2 minutes, people have completed the game in 2 minutes 28 | 29 | 00:00:33.800 --> 00:00:37.780 30 | But Im going to break that record guys, 31 | Im going to complete this game in one minute 32 | 33 | 00:00:37.780 --> 00:00:39.320 34 | (Surprised CarryMinati face) 35 | 36 | 00:00:39.600 --> 00:00:40.540 37 | How does this work? 38 | 39 | 00:00:41.020 --> 00:00:42.680 40 | I've seen gameplays... 41 | 42 | 00:00:43.140 --> 00:00:48.560 43 | I've seen Pewdiepie, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Carryminati, Beastboy Shub play this game 44 | 45 | 00:00:53.600 --> 00:00:55.280 46 | T-Series Owner - "He's not still mature enough" 47 | 48 | 00:01:10.900 --> 00:01:13.940 49 | Bennett Foddy, you think you are really smart??? 50 | 51 | 00:01:18.220 --> 00:01:19.200 52 | Why isnt he going ahead? 53 | 54 | 00:01:20.740 --> 00:01:24.320 55 | Nothing will happen by clicking right? 56 | I just have to move the mouse 57 | 58 | 00:01:25.900 --> 00:01:29.740 59 | There are actually no controls in this game, 60 | you have to just move the cursor 61 | 62 | 00:01:38.740 --> 00:01:39.640 63 | Damn! 64 | 65 | 00:01:41.760 --> 00:01:42.380 66 | Damn !!! 67 | 68 | 00:01:48.200 --> 00:01:53.200 69 | I think getting over this is going to be even tougher than getting over my... (*heartbreak*) 70 | 71 | 00:01:57.980 --> 00:02:02.680 72 | Almost done! Almost done! Wow 73 | 74 | 00:02:21.840 --> 00:02:24.620 75 | I din't ask for your expert opinion Bennet Foddy! 76 | 77 | 00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:34.560 78 | Ok Bennet, thank you for your kind advice 79 | 80 | 00:02:34.860 --> 00:02:36.920 81 | I think I need a bigger mousepad for this game 82 | 83 | 00:02:41.680 --> 00:02:45.060 84 | I have this Amazon Basics mousepad, its so small 85 | 86 | 00:02:50.400 --> 00:02:52.640 87 | Yes! This is the furthest Ive been in this game 88 | 89 | 00:02:53.480 --> 00:02:56.860 90 | Plis gaem, plis gaem, plis 91 | 92 | 00:03:13.140 --> 00:03:17.500 93 | Don't promote your other game when im already frustrated with this game, Bennett 94 | 95 | 00:03:18.140 --> 00:03:18.820 96 | Fodi !!! (Fodi = pimple) 97 | 98 | 00:03:19.420 --> 00:03:21.420 99 | Did I ask you about Sexy Hiking??? 100 | 101 | 00:03:30.480 --> 00:03:34.120 102 | Im not losing my cool, everybody, Im just trying to be entertaining in front of camera 103 | 104 | 00:03:34.120 --> 00:03:38.740 105 | Im just being energetic, 106 | Im not losing my cool over a game 107 | 108 | 00:03:46.240 --> 00:03:47.840 109 | Why is this so tough 110 | 111 | 00:03:57.280 --> 00:03:58.540 112 | mouse sensitivity ? 113 | 114 | 00:03:59.500 --> 00:04:00.340 115 | No I think its fine 116 | 117 | 00:04:01.900 --> 00:04:03.360 118 | Okay !!! 119 | 120 | 00:04:04.700 --> 00:04:06.140 121 | ( mic falls off ) 122 | 123 | 00:04:11.060 --> 00:04:14.860 124 | Almost there... Almost there... 125 | 126 | 00:04:15.980 --> 00:04:19.020 127 | We'll just push a bit and jump, okay? 128 | 129 | 00:04:21.720 --> 00:04:24.140 130 | 3-2-1- Lets go !!! 131 | 132 | 00:04:33.440 --> 00:04:35.840 133 | Almost there...Almost there... 134 | 135 | 00:04:52.860 --> 00:04:56.460 136 | I dare you to speak about Sexy hiking again, 137 | Bennett Foddy 😡😡😡 138 | 139 | 00:05:03.120 --> 00:05:04.720 140 | I almost fell 141 | 142 | 00:05:15.940 --> 00:05:19.040 143 | Im coming here for the 5th time... 144 | 145 | 00:05:19.040 --> 00:05:21.840 146 | how to get to the top of that mountain guys ??? 147 | 148 | 00:05:39.640 --> 00:05:41.000 149 | Where was my mic ??? 150 | 151 | 00:05:42.400 --> 00:05:44.080 152 | When did my mic fall off ??? 153 | 154 | 00:05:44.400 --> 00:05:47.100 155 | Dont tell me that I couldnt record audio till now! 156 | 157 | 00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:49.180 158 | FFFFFFFFFF ---------------- 159 | 160 | 00:05:49.820 --> 00:05:51.100 161 | Bennet Foddy pls 😢 162 | 163 | 00:05:51.900 --> 00:05:55.100 164 | Take 100 rupees more, 165 | and make me reach to the top of the mountain 166 | 167 | 00:05:55.100 --> 00:05:56.860 168 | Bennett Foddy ...... 169 | 170 | 00:05:56.860 --> 00:05:59.260 171 | I will feed you Toddy Chicken, Bennett Foddy 172 | 173 | 00:06:02.000 --> 00:06:04.740 174 | This is supposed to be so easy... 175 | 176 | 00:06:05.460 --> 00:06:08.600 177 | grab that one lamp and another lamp 178 | 179 | 00:06:08.600 --> 00:06:10.460 180 | You have to hook-up with those lamps! 181 | 182 | 00:06:15.600 --> 00:06:21.700 183 | (Saiman's descent towards insanity begins) 184 | 185 | 00:06:25.260 --> 00:06:30.080 186 | Im going to reach to the top of this 187 | Manjhi the Mountain Man simulator 188 | 189 | 00:06:33.980 --> 00:06:36.320 190 | What should i do now! Im stuck again 191 | 192 | 00:06:41.740 --> 00:06:46.040 193 | Now you've to just push upwards okay Saiman? 194 | 195 | 00:07:00.680 --> 00:07:05.320 196 | Its done! You've passed the toughest part... 197 | 198 | 00:07:12.720 --> 00:07:13.660 199 | frick 200 | 201 | 00:07:14.040 --> 00:07:15.400 202 | Bennett Foddy ... 203 | 204 | 00:07:17.260 --> 00:07:20.020 205 | I'll fod (break) your face 206 | 207 | 00:07:20.640 --> 00:07:22.180 208 | Dont interrupt my gameplay! 209 | 210 | 00:07:41.280 --> 00:07:43.040 211 | This again ??? 212 | 213 | 00:07:43.580 --> 00:07:46.700 214 | I cant do this lamp part again 215 | 216 | 00:08:01.200 --> 00:08:04.340 217 | Im sorry guys today's video is not PG 218 | 219 | 00:08:07.360 --> 00:08:09.600 220 | You idiot! 221 | 222 | 00:08:21.240 --> 00:08:23.080 223 | Im followed by a dog... 224 | 225 | 00:08:23.840 --> 00:08:24.780 226 | that was nice 227 | 228 | 00:08:25.040 --> 00:08:30.120 229 | Im going to find a youtube compilation of these quotes, 230 | I really liked these quotes 231 | 232 | 00:08:43.280 --> 00:08:48.320 233 | Can we just enter that 234 | house/platform, whatever it is safely ? 235 | 236 | 00:08:57.220 --> 00:08:58.460 237 | What should I do now 238 | 239 | 00:09:06.720 --> 00:09:07.880 240 | Ohhh frick 241 | 242 | 00:09:19.140 --> 00:09:20.700 243 | Ok Boomer 244 | 245 | 00:09:21.980 --> 00:09:23.560 246 | Left or right ??? 247 | 248 | 00:09:27.720 --> 00:09:29.720 249 | I think we've to go right 250 | 251 | 00:10:20.280 --> 00:10:24.900 252 | I've a very bad feeling that if I fall through that, 253 | Im going to quit this game 254 | 255 | 00:10:25.320 --> 00:10:27.580 256 | Ok we've to jump to those boxes now 257 | 258 | 00:10:28.260 --> 00:10:32.620 259 | Ok? Slowly 260 | 261 | 00:10:39.660 --> 00:10:40.500 262 | What ? 263 | 264 | 00:10:42.640 --> 00:10:44.480 265 | Just move the mouse in circles 266 | 267 | 00:10:46.740 --> 00:10:48.860 268 | C'mon Saiman... Very bad 269 | 270 | 00:10:49.740 --> 00:10:51.240 271 | Very bad... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190824GvE7XSnxVmQ: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:20.160 --> 00:00:26.420 2 | Hello everybody, welcome to day 5... or day 6. I've lost the count of days, but welcome to Turtuk. 3 | 4 | 00:00:26.420 --> 00:00:34.720 5 | We are in Turtuk village right now. This is a village just on the border of POK 6 | 7 | 00:00:34.720 --> 00:00:40.280 8 | We're going to stay here today, in Turtuk, and right now we're going to see what Turtuk has to offer. 9 | 10 | 00:00:40.280 --> 00:00:44.080 11 | This is a very cute village, very sweet. 12 | Let's see what it has to offer 13 | 14 | 00:01:13.620 --> 00:01:18.000 15 | We're here with Karim sir... 16 | Karim sir has been showing us around in Turtuk 17 | 18 | 00:01:18.000 --> 00:01:25.540 19 | Everything you see over here is natural, organic 20 | 21 | 00:01:25.540 --> 00:01:30.260 22 | For example the apricots you ate, they are very sweet 23 | 24 | 00:01:30.260 --> 00:01:32.740 25 | The farming over here is very good 26 | 27 | 00:01:32.740 --> 00:01:38.820 28 | In other places in Jammu, they have to wet the land 3-4 times before farming 29 | 30 | 00:01:38.820 --> 00:01:43.280 31 | Here, we don't have to do that. 32 | We directly start farming on 5th March 33 | 34 | 00:01:43.280 --> 00:01:46.720 35 | The land over here is very soft 36 | 37 | 00:01:50.640 --> 00:01:53.260 38 | Now we are going to have tea 39 | 40 | 00:01:53.900 --> 00:01:59.580 41 | There is a special tea here called 'Kawa' in Kashmir. We're going to have Kawa right now. 42 | 43 | 00:02:08.140 --> 00:02:09.580 44 | It tastes like herbal tea... 45 | 46 | 00:02:10.720 --> 00:02:12.360 47 | The color is very interesting 48 | 49 | 00:02:12.360 --> 00:02:15.140 50 | it reminds me of... Ileana 51 | 52 | 00:03:58.760 --> 00:04:03.740 53 | So we're at the main event of this Ladakh trip, we're at Pangong Lake. You can see this lake, very beautiful. 54 | 55 | 00:04:04.320 --> 00:04:08.100 56 | Its very blue, I think the 57 | Chinese put some color from there... 58 | 59 | 00:04:08.100 --> 00:04:14.260 60 | Such blue color is formed when there is good sun, clouds, and clear water 61 | 62 | 00:04:14.260 --> 00:04:23.120 63 | We can't see so much blue normally because our lakes are polluted, and such a bright sun is generally found in our mountains only 64 | 65 | 00:04:23.380 --> 00:04:24.620 66 | there's no color involved, he is mad 67 | 68 | 00:04:24.880 --> 00:04:29.480 69 | The snow clad mountains over there, they are in China 70 | 71 | 00:04:29.820 --> 00:04:35.340 72 | 20% of Pangong Lake is in India, 80% of it is in China 73 | 74 | 00:04:35.340 --> 00:04:41.660 75 | This is a border area, still it is so calm and pleasant. 76 | This is the part that news won't show. 77 | 78 | 00:04:44.420 --> 00:04:47.980 79 | Im holding the camera with one hand or else I would have clapped. 80 | 81 | 00:04:47.980 --> 00:04:49.280 82 | Clap like this 83 | 84 | 00:04:49.280 --> 00:04:50.240 85 | Have you ever got a clap on lips? 86 | 87 | 00:06:03.780 --> 00:06:09.700 88 | So this is Pangong lake, and this is our tent. And just in front of our tent is Pangong lake. 89 | 90 | 00:06:10.040 --> 00:06:16.040 91 | This is our tent, this is Pangong lake, that is China, here are snow-clad mountains. 92 | 93 | 00:06:16.040 --> 00:06:18.680 94 | I dont think we could have asked for a better location to stay today. 95 | 96 | 00:06:37.320 --> 00:06:42.940 97 | So today we're going to go for rafting, and that's why I haven't carried my mobile phone. It's risky while rafting. 98 | 99 | 00:06:44.520 --> 00:06:48.880 100 | So that is why Im going to record from my gopro now. 101 | I have the head mount as well. 102 | 103 | 00:06:50.840 --> 00:06:53.500 104 | Me and the boys are getting ready for rafting. 105 | 106 | 00:07:11.440 --> 00:07:12.440 107 | What is he doing? 108 | 109 | 00:07:19.980 --> 00:07:21.300 110 | Hold your pedal 111 | 112 | 00:07:34.700 --> 00:07:36.020 113 | He hasn't taken a shower since 3 days! 114 | 115 | 00:08:21.280 --> 00:08:28.760 116 | Today's the final day of my Ladakh trip, 117 | and Im back in Leh. And today is 15th August everybody 118 | Happy Independence Day. 119 | 120 | 00:08:28.760 --> 00:08:32.240 121 | Right now I'm in Polo Ground. 122 | Its a big ground here in Leh 123 | 124 | 00:08:32.240 --> 00:08:35.280 125 | And you can see some independence day celebrations going on behind me. 126 | 127 | 00:09:20.220 --> 00:09:25.560 128 | So welcome back to Leh, Im back at the top of this hotel 129 | where we stayed in the first 2 days of this trip 130 | 131 | 00:09:25.960 --> 00:09:28.960 132 | and now we're back in Leh, 133 | today is the last day of this trip 134 | 135 | 00:09:29.380 --> 00:09:32.300 136 | and today morning something 137 | impossible happened with me 138 | 139 | 00:09:32.660 --> 00:09:35.700 140 | So yesterday morning we were in the market area 141 | 142 | 00:09:35.700 --> 00:09:39.640 143 | and I was wearing this old pant with very small pockets 144 | 145 | 00:09:39.960 --> 00:09:42.520 146 | My wallet slipped out of those pockets 147 | 148 | 00:09:42.520 --> 00:09:46.540 149 | So I lost my wallet in a popular public place in leh, it was a market place 150 | 151 | 00:09:46.540 --> 00:09:49.440 152 | And yesterday night I received a message from an anonymous number, 153 | 154 | 00:09:49.440 --> 00:09:51.500 155 | he gave me a number of a police officer 156 | 157 | 00:09:51.500 --> 00:09:54.720 158 | and he told me that he has given my wallet to that police officer 159 | 160 | 00:09:54.720 --> 00:10:00.200 161 | So today morning I called that police officer, I met him, and I took my wallet back 162 | 163 | 00:10:00.200 --> 00:10:03.920 164 | If this happened in Mumbai, I would have definitely not got my wallet back 165 | 166 | 00:10:08.060 --> 00:10:12.580 167 | So I think apart from the scenic beauty, I think the people of Leh are also very beautiful. 168 | 169 | 00:10:25.200 --> 00:10:27.460 170 | Can y'all do it again with fake reactions? 171 | 172 | 00:10:32.680 --> 00:10:35.900 173 | Once more, can y'all give fake reactions? 174 | be more excited... 175 | 176 | 00:10:50.380 --> 00:10:52.520 177 | So we're in Leh market now 178 | 179 | 00:10:53.020 --> 00:10:55.140 180 | Do you want anything? 181 | 182 | 00:10:55.900 --> 00:10:59.300 183 | Let me know if you want anything 184 | in the comments section 185 | 186 | 00:11:00.120 --> 00:11:01.120 187 | Ohh wait... 188 | 189 | 00:11:01.900 --> 00:11:05.880 190 | By the time you'll comment, I'll already be at home. :((( 191 | 192 | 00:11:25.680 --> 00:11:28.620 193 | So me and the boys are tired 194 | 195 | 00:11:28.620 --> 00:11:30.760 196 | because today's the last day of this trip 197 | 198 | 00:11:30.760 --> 00:11:33.720 199 | We're here at Leh Palace. 200 | We have a flight in the morning. 201 | 202 | 00:11:35.500 --> 00:11:37.860 203 | Everybody is tired mentally and physically 204 | 205 | 00:11:37.860 --> 00:11:40.760 206 | Mentally because the trip has crossed our budget, right 207 | 208 | 00:11:43.460 --> 00:11:44.460 209 | A little bit 210 | 211 | 00:11:44.700 --> 00:11:47.340 212 | So yes, this is the entire Leh city behind me. 213 | 214 | 00:11:47.820 --> 00:11:49.400 215 | Its looking beautiful right? 216 | 217 | 00:11:50.180 --> 00:11:53.860 218 | This is the end of this vlog, nothing special. 219 | 220 | 00:11:54.740 --> 00:11:57.640 221 | This is it. My 10 day vacation is over. 222 | 223 | 00:11:57.640 --> 00:12:00.080 224 | Now i've to go home and roast someone. 225 | 226 | 00:12:00.500 --> 00:12:03.020 227 | I've heard Mumbiker Nikhil has done some booboo. 228 | 229 | 00:12:05.560 --> 00:12:06.560 230 | So, bye. 231 | 232 | 00:12:06.980 --> 00:12:07.980 233 | Julley! 234 | 235 | 00:12:09.460 --> 00:12:10.400 236 | Tashi delek! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20191109sKHkkngysfI: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:00.580 --> 00:00:03.540 2 | (CarryMinati reacting to my previous video) 3 | Carry: This guy wants to do boxing with me? 4 | 5 | 00:00:03.540 --> 00:00:04.720 6 | Carry: He wants boxing ??? 7 | 8 | 00:00:05.400 --> 00:00:11.200 9 | Saiman, Im going to beat you up. Just show up here and I'll beat you here itself 😡😡😡 10 | 11 | 00:00:11.720 --> 00:00:14.740 12 | Anyway, Ok Saiman. Lets see. 13 | 14 | 00:00:15.320 --> 00:00:17.280 15 | Im not saying anything now, but lets see. 16 | 17 | 00:00:17.680 --> 00:00:20.480 18 | This is what you'll hear when I beat Saiman 19 | 20 | 00:00:20.480 --> 00:00:22.680 21 | This is my hand, and this is his cheek 22 | 23 | 00:00:25.100 --> 00:00:26.100 24 | (Narration) And now... 25 | 26 | 00:00:40.600 --> 00:00:43.320 27 | Hello everybody welcome to Saiman Says 28 | 29 | 00:00:43.320 --> 00:00:47.140 30 | As you saw CarryMinati has accepted 31 | my boxing challenge 32 | 33 | 00:00:47.140 --> 00:00:49.100 34 | Im here in Delhi 35 | 36 | 00:00:49.100 --> 00:00:51.740 37 | And Im ready for my boxing match 38 | 39 | 00:00:51.740 --> 00:00:54.520 40 | As you can see Im here near India Gate 41 | 42 | 00:00:54.520 --> 00:00:58.320 43 | How can it be a Delhi video without India Gate 44 | 45 | 00:00:59.440 --> 00:01:03.000 46 | Yes Im here in Delhi, and before my boxing match 47 | 48 | 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:05.180 49 | I have to train a bit 50 | 51 | 00:01:05.180 --> 00:01:10.080 52 | To be the best boxer, 53 | to be the best, I have to train with the Beast 54 | 55 | 00:01:10.080 --> 00:01:13.680 56 | So lets train with the Beast everybody hehehe 57 | 58 | 00:01:14.280 --> 00:01:18.900 59 | Flying Beast: First we will do 10 push-ups. 60 | You want to win the game? 61 | 62 | 00:01:20.900 --> 00:01:22.220 63 | Flying Beast: Cmon give me 10 push-ups. 64 | 65 | 00:01:31.600 --> 00:01:32.440 66 | Next excercise... 67 | 68 | 00:01:34.020 --> 00:01:35.380 69 | Flying Beast: You done with 10 ? 70 | 71 | 00:01:36.200 --> 00:01:37.280 72 | Flying beast: C'mon c'mon! 73 | 74 | 00:01:47.040 --> 00:01:49.200 75 | Flying Beast: basic training excercise for a boxer 76 | You're a boxer? 77 | 78 | 00:01:49.200 --> 00:01:51.320 79 | Saiman: Yes Im a boxer 80 | 81 | 00:01:51.320 --> 00:01:52.100 82 | Flying Beast: I will win! 83 | 84 | 00:01:52.100 --> 00:01:53.360 85 | Saiman: I will ... uh ... 86 | 87 | 00:01:53.740 --> 00:01:55.360 88 | Flying Beast: Confidence Saiman! I will win! 89 | 90 | 00:01:55.600 --> 00:01:57.320 91 | Flying Beast: Next excercise we're going to do crunches. 92 | Strong core. 93 | 94 | 00:02:02.700 --> 00:02:05.780 95 | Flying Beast: Cmon Saiman you cannot win like this! 96 | Do it! 97 | 98 | 00:02:09.960 --> 00:02:12.080 99 | Flying Beast: ok Ill help you a bit... You have to win 100 | 101 | 00:02:17.520 --> 00:02:19.000 102 | Saiman: Slowly sir! 103 | 104 | 00:02:19.000 --> 00:02:21.200 105 | Im not strong like you! 106 | 107 | 00:02:22.380 --> 00:02:24.460 108 | I want to beat Carry, not John Cena 109 | 110 | 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:31.520 111 | Flying Beast: Do you want to win? 112 | Saiman: Yes, Ill break Carry's face 113 | 114 | 00:02:38.320 --> 00:02:40.200 115 | Flying Beast: C'mon Saiman dont rest 116 | 117 | 00:02:40.520 --> 00:02:42.200 118 | Saiman: Sir this is enough for now... 119 | 120 | 00:02:42.500 --> 00:02:44.220 121 | Sir please let me rest you go. 122 | 123 | 00:02:57.080 --> 00:03:00.080 124 | Flying Beast: Done? You will win. 125 | 126 | 00:03:05.020 --> 00:03:08.400 127 | Excuse me, have you seen this guy? 128 | 129 | 00:03:08.720 --> 00:03:09.880 130 | Have you seen this guy? 131 | 132 | 00:03:10.440 --> 00:03:14.940 133 | He's a YouTuber, a very big one, his name is CarryMinati 134 | 135 | 00:03:17.240 --> 00:03:20.740 136 | Im going to do a boxing match with him today 137 | 138 | 00:03:20.740 --> 00:03:22.300 139 | He's scared of me, he doesn't face me 140 | 141 | 00:03:23.900 --> 00:03:26.920 142 | He's a coward. I called him out in my video. 143 | 144 | 00:03:28.300 --> 00:03:29.300 145 | Ok thank you 146 | 147 | 00:03:57.940 --> 00:04:03.100 148 | Ive been to Ashok nagar, Tilak Nagar, Lajpat Nagar. 149 | But I cannot find Ajey Nagar (CarryMinati) 150 | 151 | 00:04:04.060 --> 00:04:08.220 152 | Saiman: Do you know where is Ajey Nagar? 153 | Rickshaw driver: No I dont 154 | 155 | 00:04:14.120 --> 00:04:15.740 156 | (Calls his intern Timothy) 157 | 158 | 00:04:16.360 --> 00:04:17.720 159 | Yes Timothy did you find anything? 160 | 161 | 00:04:18.780 --> 00:04:19.320 162 | What? 163 | 164 | 00:04:20.220 --> 00:04:22.220 165 | You found the address? How? 166 | 167 | 00:04:26.400 --> 00:04:27.660 168 | You're in touch with Mohit? 169 | 170 | 00:04:28.100 --> 00:04:31.880 171 | You should tell me this before Timothy, Im wasting my time here trying to find Carryminati 172 | 173 | 00:04:31.880 --> 00:04:32.900 174 | what is this non-sense? 175 | 176 | 00:04:33.440 --> 00:04:33.940 177 | What? 178 | 179 | 00:04:34.780 --> 00:04:37.540 180 | You wanted to make the video 10 minutes long? 181 | 182 | 00:04:38.960 --> 00:04:43.520 183 | I know how to make the video to 10 mins okay? 184 | Im a pro at this. 185 | 186 | 00:04:43.860 --> 00:04:47.320 187 | You just send me the address and Ill meet you there. 188 | 189 | 00:04:58.420 --> 00:05:01.460 190 | (Enters CarryMinati's room) 191 | 192 | 00:05:12.640 --> 00:05:13.680 193 | CarryMinati: They cant play! 194 | 195 | 00:05:15.200 --> 00:05:16.400 196 | Saiman: These noobs are like that only 197 | 198 | 00:05:16.400 --> 00:05:17.400 199 | CarryMinati: I know right 200 | 201 | 00:05:17.800 --> 00:05:18.840 202 | CarryMinati: Wait you??? 203 | 204 | 00:05:19.880 --> 00:05:21.760 205 | CarryMinati: How did you come here? 206 | 207 | 00:05:22.240 --> 00:05:26.640 208 | Saiman: We have our boxing match today! 209 | Timothy had spoken with Mohit 210 | 211 | 00:05:27.020 --> 00:05:27.860 212 | CarryMinati: Mohit!!! 213 | 214 | 00:05:29.920 --> 00:05:30.860 215 | CarryMinati: What is this Mohit? 216 | 217 | 00:05:31.600 --> 00:05:37.000 218 | Saiman: It will just take 2 mins, pls lets do this boxing match? Ive already advertised it to my fans. 219 | 220 | 00:05:37.500 --> 00:05:39.840 221 | Saiman: It will just take 2 mins. 222 | I wont last more than 2 mins. 223 | 224 | 00:05:39.840 --> 00:05:41.420 225 | Timothy give the gloves! 226 | 227 | 00:05:42.160 --> 00:05:42.700 228 | One... 229 | 230 | 00:05:43.320 --> 00:05:43.960 231 | Second glove... 232 | 233 | 00:05:44.780 --> 00:05:45.460 234 | third glove... 235 | 236 | 00:05:46.220 --> 00:05:49.120 237 | CarryMinati: Where will I put the third glove? Here? 238 | 239 | 00:06:06.780 --> 00:06:08.780 240 | Saiman: Dont worry he is the referee today 241 | 242 | 00:06:09.160 --> 00:06:10.400 243 | CarryMinati: Where are these people coming from? 244 | 245 | 00:06:11.500 --> 00:06:13.940 246 | Just a referee! We need a refree for the match right? 247 | 248 | 00:06:17.880 --> 00:06:20.920 249 | CarryMinati: If he spanks me I will break his ass 250 | 251 | 00:06:29.060 --> 00:06:31.500 252 | CarryMinati: Saiman Go back... 253 | 254 | 00:06:42.900 --> 00:06:44.060 255 | CarryMinati: Why are you hugging? 256 | 257 | 00:06:52.240 --> 00:06:53.520 258 | CarryMinati: Look Pewdiepie's pubic hair! 259 | 260 | 00:06:53.520 --> 00:06:54.700 261 | Saiman: Where ??? 262 | 263 | 00:07:38.320 --> 00:07:40.280 264 | (Saiman to referee) Quickly make the 10 count 265 | and finish the match !!! 266 | 267 | 00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:47.000 268 | CarryMinati: Mohit get the rod! 269 | He's not going home today 270 | 271 | 00:08:06.600 --> 00:08:07.600 272 | Saiman: Thank you Carry bro 273 | 274 | 00:08:08.720 --> 00:08:09.580 275 | We'll meet in Mumbai next time 276 | 277 | 00:08:15.820 --> 00:08:16.840 278 | CarryMinati: Mohit??? 279 | 280 | 00:08:17.860 --> 00:08:19.260 281 | Saiman: Timothy ??? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /utils.py: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | from quotes import ( 2 | bhendiCount, 3 | happyCakeday, 4 | randomQuote, 5 | shutupSaiman, 6 | ) 7 | from functools import lru_cache 8 | import re 9 | import os 10 | import json 11 | import sys 12 | from datetime import datetime, date 13 | 14 | from prawcore.exceptions import NotFound 15 | from praw.exceptions import RedditAPIException 16 | 17 | from Reddit import reddit 18 | 19 | cakedayRedditors = [] 20 | 21 | 22 | def utcTime(): 23 | return datetime.utcnow().timestamp() 24 | 25 | 26 | class SignalHandler: 27 | def __init__(self): 28 | import signal 29 | 30 | signal.signal(signal.SIGINT, self._signalHandler) 31 | signal.signal(signal.SIGTERM, self._signalHandler) 32 | self.exitWhenLoopEnds = False 33 | self.inLoop = False 34 | 35 | def _signalHandler(self, signal, frame): 36 | print(f"RECIEVED SIGNAL: {signal}, Bye") 37 | if not self.inLoop: 38 | sys.exit(0) 39 | else: 40 | self.exitWhenLoopEnds = True 41 | 42 | def loopEnd(self): 43 | self.inLoop = False 44 | 45 | if self.exitWhenLoopEnds: 46 | sys.exit(0) 47 | 48 | def loopStart(self): 49 | self.inLoop = True 50 | 51 | 52 | def cakedayCheck(comment): 53 | if comment.author in cakedayRedditors: 54 | return False 55 | 56 | try: 57 | created = comment.author.created_utc 58 | timeDiff = datetime.utcnow() - datetime.fromtimestamp(created) 59 | res = timeDiff.days % 365 == 0 60 | 61 | except NotFound: 62 | try: 63 | res = bool(comment.__dict__.get("author_cakeday")) 64 | except Exception as e: 65 | print(e) 66 | return False 67 | 68 | if res: 69 | cakedayRedditors.append(comment.author) 70 | return True 71 | return False 72 | 73 | 74 | def commentCheck(): 75 | print("Checking old comments") 76 | me = reddit.user.me() 77 | if not me: 78 | return 79 | 80 | for comment in me.comments.new(): 81 | 82 | # Get Already wished redditors btw runs 83 | if re.search(r"^Happy cakeday", comment.body): 84 | cakedayRedditors.append(comment.parent().author) 85 | 86 | # Delete bad comnents 87 | if comment.score < -4: 88 | # comment.delete() 89 | print("Deleted comment {parentId}") 90 | 91 | # Pull a sneaky one 92 | elif ( 93 | comment.score < 0 94 | and "Quote Sauce" in comment.body 95 | and "\u200e" not in comment.body 96 | and utcTime() - comment.created_utc < 5000 97 | ): 98 | comment.refresh() 99 | if len(comment.replies) == 0: 100 | from quotes import randomQuote 101 | 102 | comment.edit(randomQuote() + "\u200e") 103 | print(f"Pulled a sneaky one on {comment.permalink}") 104 | 105 | 106 | def blockRedditor(redditor): 107 | print("User Blocked: " + redditor.name) 108 | reddit.redditor("I_eat_I_repeat").message("User Blocked", "u/" + redditor.name) 109 | redditor.block() 110 | 111 | 112 | def inboxCheck(): 113 | print("Checking Inbox") 114 | for msg in reddit.inbox.messages(): 115 | if msg.subject == "Block me": 116 | msg.reply("Okay done") 117 | blockRedditor(msg.author) 118 | 119 | 120 | def replyToComment(comment, replyTxt): 121 | 122 | try: 123 | replyComment = comment.reply(replyTxt) 124 | comment.save() 125 | print("\tSuccess: " + replyComment.id) 126 | except RedditAPIException as e: 127 | print(e) 128 | 129 | 130 | def getAge(timestamp): 131 | # timestamp in format YYYYMMDD 132 | d = int(timestamp) 133 | return (date.today() - date(d // 10000, d // 100 % 100, d % 100)).days 134 | 135 | 136 | def _processSubtitle(vId): 137 | # Checks if ydl has downloaded the subtitle and writes them to subs folder 138 | for file_ in os.listdir(): 139 | if vId in file_: 140 | with open(file_, "r") as f: 141 | subData = f.read() 142 | cleanSub = "\n\n".join(a for a in subData.split("\n\n")[1:] if a) 143 | with open("subs/" + file_.split(".")[0], "w") as f: 144 | f.write(cleanSub) 145 | print("Downloaded Subtitle for " + vId) 146 | os.remove(file_) 147 | 148 | 149 | def downloadNewSubtitles(): 150 | print("Checking for new subtitles") 151 | from youtube_dl import YoutubeDL 152 | 153 | playlist = "https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUy9cb7U-Asbhbum0ZXArvfQ" 154 | 155 | ydlOpts = { 156 | "ignoreerrors": True, 157 | "no_warnings": True, 158 | "quiet": True, 159 | "outtmpl": "%(upload_date)s%(id)s", 160 | "skip_download": True, 161 | } 162 | 163 | with YoutubeDL(ydlOpts) as ydl: 164 | playlistRes = ydl.extract_info(playlist, download=False, process=False) 165 | 166 | if not playlistRes: 167 | print("Failed to download playlist, skipping new subtitle check") 168 | return 169 | 170 | # Youtubedl doesnt return the info dict if this option is passed 171 | ydlOpts["writesubtitles"] = True 172 | 173 | with YoutubeDL(ydlOpts) as ydl: 174 | for vid in playlistRes["entries"]: 175 | for subFile in os.listdir("subs/"): 176 | if vid["id"] in subFile: 177 | if getAge(subFile[:8]) > 30: 178 | return 179 | break 180 | else: 181 | ydl.process_ie_result(vid, download=True) 182 | _processSubtitle(vid["id"]) 183 | 184 | 185 | @lru_cache 186 | def getActiveSubs(): 187 | wikiPg = reddit.subreddit("SaimanSaid").wiki["activesubs"].content_md 188 | return "+".join([a.strip() for a in wikiPg.splitlines() if a]) 189 | 190 | 191 | @lru_cache 192 | def getPermanentRespones(): 193 | # Get a dict containing premanent responses 194 | # {"hi saibot", "hello, user"} 195 | wikiPg = reddit.subreddit("SaimanSaid").wiki["permanent_responses"].content_md 196 | return json.loads(wikiPg) 197 | 198 | 199 | def processComment(comment): 200 | 201 | me = reddit.user.me() 202 | 203 | if ( 204 | re.search(r"\b(chup|shut ?(the)? ?(fuck)? ?up|stop)\b", comment.body, re.I) 205 | and comment.parent().author == me 206 | ): 207 | print(f"Replying to '{comment.permalink}' with shutupSaiman") 208 | replyToComment(comment, shutupSaiman()) 209 | 210 | elif cakedayCheck(comment): 211 | print(f"Replying to '{comment.permalink}' with Cakeday") 212 | replyToComment(comment, happyCakeday()) 213 | 214 | elif re.search( 215 | r"\b(Bh[ei]+ndi|Sai(man)?-?(Said| ?bot)|Timothy|saiman)\b", comment.body, re.I 216 | ): 217 | print(f"Replying to '{comment.permalink}' with random quote") 218 | replyToComment(comment, randomQuote()) 219 | 220 | elif re.search(r"bhendicount", comment.body, re.I): 221 | print(f"Replying to '{comment.permalink}' with bhendi count") 222 | replyToComment(comment, bhendiCount(comment)) 223 | 224 | elif re.search(r"!saibot (ignore|block)", comment.body, re.I): 225 | if comment.parent.author == me: 226 | blockRedditor(comment.author) 227 | 228 | elif comment.body.lower() == "serpentine": 229 | print(f"Replying to '{comment.permalink}' with repost check") 230 | replyToComment( 231 | comment.submission, "This is an automated action \n\nu/repostsleuthbot" 232 | ) 233 | else: 234 | for reg, response in getPermanentRespones().items(): 235 | if re.compile(reg, re.I).search(comment.body): 236 | print("replying with permanent response") 237 | replyToComment(comment, response) 238 | break 239 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20200412gzmYrl2I5LA: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:48.240 --> 00:00:51.160 2 | He's one of the most talented 3 | musicians in the entire world. 4 | 5 | 00:00:51.160 --> 00:00:52.520 6 | he's the pride of India. 7 | 8 | 00:00:52.520 --> 00:00:54.920 9 | He has made India proud 10 | on multiple occassions. 11 | 12 | 00:00:54.920 --> 00:00:56.260 13 | And...look at his face! 14 | 15 | 00:00:56.260 --> 00:00:58.700 16 | This is one of the most 17 | soothing faces I've ever seen. 18 | 19 | 00:00:58.700 --> 00:01:01.360 20 | I mean, I can meditate looking at this face. 21 | 22 | 00:01:01.360 --> 00:01:03.060 23 | Such a peaceful face it is! 24 | 25 | 00:01:07.220 --> 00:01:08.620 26 | Can you imagine? 27 | I cannot imagine. 28 | 29 | 00:01:08.620 --> 00:01:11.140 30 | But [we] don't need to imagine 31 | because it has already happened! 32 | 33 | 00:01:17.400 --> 00:01:19.120 34 | Ha, ha, ha, ha! 35 | Today, I'd have some fun. 36 | 37 | 00:01:19.760 --> 00:01:23.320 38 | Audiences as well as the artists- everybody's upset 39 | at the current Bollywood music scene 40 | 41 | 00:01:23.320 --> 00:01:25.700 42 | because there's a trend 43 | going on for 3-4 years. 44 | 45 | 00:01:39.520 --> 00:01:41.920 46 | And I think, it got a mixed reception. 47 | 48 | 00:01:41.920 --> 00:01:44.480 49 | People forgot about their lockdown- 50 | depression due to this remix. 51 | 52 | 00:01:47.160 --> 00:01:51.740 53 | I mean, they disliked it so much 54 | that the dislike button broke. 55 | 56 | 00:01:59.500 --> 00:02:01.400 57 | "I think they're not just mature enough." 58 | 59 | 00:02:08.500 --> 00:02:11.440 60 | They took that song, 61 | and they really killed it. 62 | 63 | 00:02:11.860 --> 00:02:15.400 64 | So when something's successful, 65 | they overdo it and kill it, right? 66 | 67 | 00:02:20.420 --> 00:02:22.720 68 | He made a passive 69 | aggressive Instagram post. 70 | 71 | 00:02:22.720 --> 00:02:25.880 72 | "The strongest man is he 73 | who is able to control his anger"? 74 | 75 | 00:02:25.880 --> 00:02:27.760 76 | Ay, I am sorry. I am sorry. 77 | I'm not strong. 78 | 79 | 00:02:27.760 --> 00:02:30.940 80 | I am weak, because I am not able 81 | to control my anger right now. 82 | 83 | 00:02:40.180 --> 00:02:41.200 84 | Nobody cared about it. 85 | 86 | 00:02:41.200 --> 00:02:42.680 87 | He's just not mature enough, guys. 88 | 89 | 00:02:42.680 --> 00:02:45.140 90 | He's just a hater. 91 | He's an anti-national. 92 | 93 | 00:02:45.140 --> 00:02:48.260 94 | And A. R. Rahman... 95 | ♪ Nachega tu jaise ek chamiya ♪ 96 | 97 | 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:58.660 98 | Don't you want a future 99 | in the industry? Huh!? 100 | 101 | 00:03:04.460 --> 00:03:07.180 102 | I don't think so these people have 103 | any future in Bollywood now. 104 | 105 | 00:03:12.940 --> 00:03:16.860 106 | But the amount of patriotism I felt 107 | when I subscribed to T-series... 108 | 109 | 00:03:16.860 --> 00:03:18.440 110 | Nothing beats that, okay? 111 | 112 | 00:03:23.480 --> 00:03:25.100 113 | #bharatwinsyoutube 114 | 115 | 00:03:39.940 --> 00:03:41.200 116 | He's making memes about it. 117 | 118 | 00:03:41.200 --> 00:03:42.620 119 | Bro, are you crazy? 120 | 121 | 00:03:45.700 --> 00:03:47.420 122 | What would you do? Huh? 123 | 124 | 00:03:47.420 --> 00:03:48.380 125 | [laughs] 126 | 127 | 00:03:48.380 --> 00:03:49.220 128 | What would you do? 129 | 130 | 00:03:52.960 --> 00:03:56.180 131 | There's no need to make original music. 132 | [laughs] 133 | 134 | 00:03:56.180 --> 00:03:58.940 135 | Take old songs... 136 | and remix them. 137 | 138 | 00:04:01.420 --> 00:04:02.900 139 | They'd steal that from you too. 140 | 141 | 00:04:06.280 --> 00:04:07.460 142 | What? 143 | 144 | 00:04:08.680 --> 00:04:10.880 145 | If you're unnecessarily roaming outside, 146 | 147 | 00:04:16.580 --> 00:04:18.600 148 | Jaipur Police is anti-national! 149 | 150 | 00:04:18.600 --> 00:04:20.420 151 | Delhi Metro is anti-national! 152 | 153 | 00:04:32.260 --> 00:04:34.660 154 | "This song is still 155 | a rage among youngsters, 156 | 157 | 00:04:34.660 --> 00:04:38.975 158 | so I thought it might be a good idea 159 | to present it in a new fashion." 160 | 161 | 00:04:38.980 --> 00:04:40.900 162 | Exactly! Exactly! 163 | You guys are not getting this. 164 | 165 | 00:04:44.980 --> 00:04:47.135 166 | It didn't just pop up on trending, okay? 167 | 168 | 00:04:57.500 --> 00:04:58.580 169 | Okay? 170 | 171 | 00:04:59.960 --> 00:05:02.960 172 | You must've noticed in the new Masakali- 173 | there is no Masakali. 174 | 175 | 00:05:11.700 --> 00:05:13.640 176 | Are you guys getting it? 177 | Are you getting the symbolism? 178 | 179 | 00:05:13.640 --> 00:05:15.700 180 | It represents the current 181 | situation of the world. 182 | 183 | 00:05:15.700 --> 00:05:17.180 184 | It's a hidden symbolism, guys. 185 | 186 | 00:05:21.900 --> 00:05:24.920 187 | Tanishk Bagchi is the guy, 188 | who has murdered...I mean...MADE 189 | over 60 remixes in the past four years. 190 | 191 | 00:05:27.560 --> 00:05:29.120 192 | Tanishk Bagchi... 193 | More like Tanishk 194 | ♪ Acheee ♪ 195 | 196 | 00:05:46.900 --> 00:05:49.180 197 | Why? There are such good people. 198 | 199 | 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:51.320 200 | [redacted, only visible to patriots] 201 | 202 | 00:05:51.320 --> 00:05:53.720 203 | Okay, that's it with the satire. 204 | I went somewhat overboard. 205 | 206 | 00:05:53.720 --> 00:05:54.800 207 | I am done. 208 | [laughs] 209 | 210 | 00:05:55.600 --> 00:05:57.160 211 | The nostalgia is killing me. 212 | 213 | 00:05:57.160 --> 00:06:00.020 214 | Is this 2019 again? Timothy? 215 | Timothy's not here... 216 | 217 | 00:06:03.200 --> 00:06:05.280 218 | They're making remixes and remixes. 219 | 220 | 00:06:05.280 --> 00:06:08.440 221 | And Masakali! Such a beautiful 222 | and such a soothing song! 223 | 224 | 00:06:08.440 --> 00:06:10.340 225 | They made it into an item song. 226 | 227 | 00:06:14.220 --> 00:06:18.040 228 | if they still don't learn after this, 229 | then it is obvious. 230 | 231 | 00:06:18.040 --> 00:06:21.460 232 | It is a proof that they just 233 | want to make money. 234 | 235 | 00:06:21.460 --> 00:06:24.460 236 | And they don't have any respect 237 | for artists and talent, right? 238 | 239 | 00:06:24.460 --> 00:06:26.140 240 | I wish more influencers 241 | spoke about this, 242 | 243 | 00:06:26.140 --> 00:06:28.600 244 | but then I understand that if 245 | they spoke anything about this, 246 | 247 | 00:06:33.120 --> 00:06:34.720 248 | So...it's fine. I understand. 249 | It's okay. 250 | 251 | 00:06:34.720 --> 00:06:38.180 252 | Oh, oh, shit. I'm sorry. I forgot! 253 | 254 | 00:06:38.180 --> 00:06:40.600 255 | I'll just share with you... 256 | 257 | 00:06:43.880 --> 00:06:46.280 258 | Okay, please don't judge, okay? 259 | I am still working on it. 260 | 261 | 00:06:46.280 --> 00:06:49.360 262 | The work is in progress. 263 | This is a rough draft, okay? 264 | 265 | 00:06:49.360 --> 00:06:51.740 266 | I am just...I am just sharing 267 | some lines with you right now. 268 | 269 | 00:06:51.740 --> 00:06:52.860 270 | Uh... 271 | 272 | 00:06:52.860 --> 00:06:54.620 273 | ♪ Tere kaando ka nateeja ♪ 274 | 275 | 00:06:54.620 --> 00:06:56.400 276 | ♪ Jisne tha sabko rulaya ♪ 277 | 278 | 00:06:56.400 --> 00:06:58.040 279 | ♪ Wo tha ek peela saya ♪ 280 | 281 | 00:06:58.040 --> 00:07:00.015 282 | ♪ Koi bhi usse bach na paya ♪ 283 | 284 | 00:07:00.015 --> 00:07:01.420 285 | ♪ Creators ka hua safaya ♪ 286 | 287 | 00:07:01.420 --> 00:07:03.400 288 | ♪ Saari mushkil tu hi laya ♪ 289 | 290 | 00:07:03.740 --> 00:07:04.240 291 | ♪ (Laya) ♪ 292 | 293 | 00:07:06.180 --> 00:07:07.560 294 | ♪ Koi ye baat bolta nahi ♪ 295 | 296 | 00:07:07.560 --> 00:07:09.100 297 | ♪ Kyonki janta to parwaah nahi ♪ 298 | 299 | 00:07:09.100 --> 00:07:10.780 300 | ♪ Kyonki uska kuch jata nahi ♪ 301 | 302 | 00:07:11.080 --> 00:07:13.040 303 | ♪ Uska kuch jata nahi, yaar! ♪ 304 | 305 | 00:07:15.620 --> 00:07:17.580 306 | I'm...I'm still working on this. 307 | 308 | 00:07:17.580 --> 00:07:18.820 309 | This is a work in progress. 310 | 311 | 00:07:24.380 --> 00:07:25.580 312 | Wish you a happy married life. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190207o2dUtYVwWAc: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:27.960 --> 00:00:30.880 2 | Narendra Modi: Even hypocrisy has its limits. [laughs] 3 | 4 | 00:00:30.880 --> 00:00:36.440 5 | I seriously would've never thought that the subreddit would be so...good. 6 | 7 | 00:00:36.440 --> 00:00:41.140 8 | ♪ This new family, we've made through YouTube ♪ 9 | 10 | 00:00:54.300 --> 00:00:56.960 11 | So without any further ado, 12 | let's do some MEHNAT ("hard work"). 13 | 14 | 00:01:02.080 --> 00:01:06.300 15 | which makes me question my existence. 16 | But...whatever, bro. 17 | 18 | 00:01:06.300 --> 00:01:09.680 19 | So, this meme perfectly 20 | summarises me in the past two days. 21 | 22 | 00:01:09.680 --> 00:01:10.620 23 | "Am I disabled?" 24 | 25 | 00:01:19.700 --> 00:01:24.060 26 | But brothers, this is just for fun. 27 | Don't take this seriously. 28 | 29 | 00:01:24.060 --> 00:01:25.720 30 | Don't feel bad, it's just a meme. 31 | 32 | 00:01:25.720 --> 00:01:27.660 33 | ♪ I've done MEHNAT ♪ 34 | 35 | 00:01:27.660 --> 00:01:29.340 36 | Me after studying for 2 minutes, 37 | 38 | 00:01:30.460 --> 00:01:33.480 39 | And this is also me after for half an hour in the toilet, 40 | 41 | 00:01:33.480 --> 00:01:39.220 42 | and trying to remove each and every 43 | small particle of my shit from my assh*le. 44 | 45 | 00:01:39.220 --> 00:01:41.540 46 | Aye bro, do you have consipation? 47 | 48 | 00:01:41.540 --> 00:01:44.480 49 | Okay, this is totally not relatable, right? Uhm... 50 | [laughs nervously] 51 | 52 | 00:01:44.480 --> 00:01:46.220 53 | Okay, this is totally not relatable, right? Uhm... 54 | Uhm...next, next. 55 | 56 | 00:01:50.780 --> 00:01:51.840 57 | ♪ I've done MEHNAT ♪ 58 | 59 | 00:01:51.840 --> 00:01:55.360 60 | Please, don't make fun of the song like this. 61 | This is not cool. 62 | 63 | 00:02:06.720 --> 00:02:07.800 64 | ♪ I've done MEHNAT ♪ 65 | 66 | 00:02:22.700 --> 00:02:24.460 67 | I know you can hear this image. 68 | 69 | 00:02:25.760 --> 00:02:27.180 70 | ♪ I've done MEHNAT ♪ 71 | 72 | 00:02:27.180 --> 00:02:30.020 73 | Get out, earworm. 74 | Please, please, get out. 75 | 76 | 00:02:30.020 --> 00:02:31.660 77 | Please, please! 78 | Please, please, get out. 79 | 80 | 00:02:31.660 --> 00:02:33.900 81 | Please, please! 82 | [groans] 83 | 84 | 00:02:33.900 --> 00:02:36.320 85 | - "Oh yeah, baby! 86 | Tell me what you want!" 87 | 88 | 00:02:36.320 --> 00:02:38.860 89 | - "Talk to me like you're a f*cking idiot!" 90 | 91 | 00:02:38.860 --> 00:02:40.000 92 | - "I've done MEHNAT." 93 | 94 | 00:02:40.900 --> 00:02:41.800 95 | - "That's perfect!" 96 | 97 | 00:02:50.160 --> 00:02:51.360 98 | I haven't done MEHNAT. 99 | 100 | 00:02:51.360 --> 00:02:54.080 101 | Oh...woo. 102 | oof, OOF! 103 | 104 | 00:02:54.080 --> 00:02:55.160 105 | Shots fired! 106 | 107 | 00:02:55.160 --> 00:02:56.220 108 | [imitiating a gunshot] Thain, 109 | Thain, thain! 110 | 111 | 00:02:56.220 --> 00:02:57.280 112 | - Thain, thain! 113 | 114 | 00:02:57.280 --> 00:02:57.800 115 | - Where are you? 116 | - Thain, thain! 117 | 118 | 00:03:10.660 --> 00:03:12.660 119 | ♪ I've done MEHNAT ♪ 120 | 121 | 00:03:12.660 --> 00:03:17.060 122 | - "My boards are in 20 days. Let's hope I top 123 | the country because I've done MEHNAT." 124 | 125 | 00:03:17.060 --> 00:03:17.940 126 | Wow! 127 | 128 | 00:03:17.940 --> 00:03:20.520 129 | What a heartfelt "I've done MEHNAT" moment, guys 130 | 131 | 00:03:23.160 --> 00:03:27.580 132 | Work very hard, guys! Because if you don't, 133 | you'd get less marks, 134 | 135 | 00:03:27.580 --> 00:03:28.960 136 | Work very hard, guys! Because if you don't, 137 | you'd...you'd... 138 | 139 | 00:03:28.960 --> 00:03:30.180 140 | Work very hard, guys! Because if you don't, 141 | you'd not get a girlfriend, 142 | 143 | 00:03:30.180 --> 00:03:31.100 144 | Work very hard, guys! Because if you don't, 145 | and...and...and...and... 146 | 147 | 00:03:31.100 --> 00:03:32.620 148 | Work very hard, guys! Because if you don't, 149 | you won't get married, 150 | 151 | 00:03:32.620 --> 00:03:34.620 152 | Work very hard, guys! Because if you don't, 153 | you won't have a family. 154 | 155 | 00:03:34.620 --> 00:03:37.260 156 | you won't have a -- 157 | ♪ Family ♪ 158 | 159 | 00:03:37.260 --> 00:03:39.220 160 | I am sorry. 161 | 162 | 00:03:39.220 --> 00:03:41.620 163 | That damn song is in my head. 164 | 165 | 00:03:41.620 --> 00:03:42.960 166 | IT'S STUCK! 167 | 168 | 00:04:04.420 --> 00:04:05.900 169 | ♪ I've done MEHNAT ♪ 170 | 171 | 00:04:05.900 --> 00:04:09.860 172 | The people on this soobridt are much more 173 | talented than any Indian YouTuber at roasting. 174 | 175 | 00:04:09.860 --> 00:04:11.180 176 | Guys, what the heck are you doing? 177 | 178 | 00:04:11.180 --> 00:04:13.800 179 | Ay! This meme is not about cancer. 180 | 181 | 00:04:39.520 --> 00:04:43.880 182 | When your meme gets rejected in LWIAY, 183 | so you post it in Saiman's subreddit. 184 | 185 | 00:04:43.880 --> 00:04:47.740 186 | Okay, if you're going to spell YIAY like that, 187 | it is definitely going to get rejected. 188 | 189 | 00:04:47.740 --> 00:04:50.680 190 | But don't worry! 191 | r/SaimanSays is always here. 192 | For LWIAY rejects. 193 | 194 | 00:04:51.860 --> 00:04:53.820 195 | All memes matter, ladies and gentleman. 196 | 197 | 00:04:53.820 --> 00:04:57.940 198 | We here, at r/SaimanSays believe that 199 | every meme deserves a second chance. 200 | 201 | 00:05:02.400 --> 00:05:04.260 202 | everybody has done MEHNAT. 203 | 204 | 00:05:10.580 --> 00:05:12.400 205 | - "Uleppo!" 206 | 207 | 00:05:13.740 --> 00:05:17.280 208 | When people ask how you managed to 209 | get T-Series and PewDiePie billboards? 210 | 211 | 00:05:17.280 --> 00:05:21.560 212 | Okay, whoever made this meme, please, 213 | don't spoil it for the haters. 214 | 215 | 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:22.900 216 | It's still real to them. 217 | 218 | 00:05:22.900 --> 00:05:24.760 219 | - "It's still real to me, DAMMIT!" 220 | 221 | 00:05:49.200 --> 00:05:51.000 222 | That is a very heartfelt post. 223 | 224 | 00:05:51.000 --> 00:05:53.460 225 | Now stop being a b*tch, and upload more frequently. 226 | 227 | 00:05:55.800 --> 00:05:58.640 228 | Why can't you just call me MC/BC 229 | like the others, brother? 230 | 231 | 00:05:58.640 --> 00:06:01.220 232 | [in sarcastic manner] 233 | There was no reason to roast me like that. 234 | 235 | 00:06:01.220 --> 00:06:03.460 236 | Why did you select this meme? 237 | 238 | 00:06:03.460 --> 00:06:04.880 239 | Huh!? 240 | 241 | 00:06:04.880 --> 00:06:08.640 242 | You wanted me to read this on screen, na? 243 | 244 | 00:06:10.080 --> 00:06:12.860 245 | Hot girls in you area want to f*ck you! 246 | 247 | 00:06:14.180 --> 00:06:16.000 248 | Enter your credit card details. 249 | 250 | 00:06:20.460 --> 00:06:22.900 251 | Bro, you've done a lot of MEHNAT in this video. 252 | 253 | 00:06:23.900 --> 00:06:25.780 254 | Okay. Is this guy, like, a psychic? 255 | 256 | 00:06:25.780 --> 00:06:29.660 257 | Did he see the future? 258 | I remember hearting this comment, but... 259 | 260 | 00:06:38.760 --> 00:06:40.620 261 | News that no one likes: 262 | 263 | 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:49.260 264 | Are you watching? 265 | 266 | 00:06:54.020 --> 00:06:56.560 267 | And I've enjoyed while working with them. 268 | 269 | 00:07:04.900 --> 00:07:07.220 270 | This is cute. 271 | Cute, cute, very cute. 272 | 273 | 00:07:10.380 --> 00:07:11.360 274 | "I've done MEHNAT." 275 | 276 | 00:07:11.360 --> 00:07:14.740 277 | That is, uh, actually very right, guys. 278 | 279 | 00:07:22.340 --> 00:07:25.120 280 | and that was my "I've done MEHNAT" moment. 281 | 282 | 00:07:25.120 --> 00:07:27.120 283 | What is your "I've done MEHNAT" moment? 284 | 285 | 00:07:35.900 --> 00:07:37.620 286 | Okay, this is, uh... 287 | 288 | 00:07:37.620 --> 00:07:39.100 289 | It's a very serious issue, guys. 290 | 291 | 00:07:57.440 --> 00:07:58.800 292 | ♪ I've done MEHNAT. ♪ 293 | 294 | 00:07:58.800 --> 00:08:00.060 295 | Doing MEHNAT silently. 296 | 297 | 00:08:15.100 --> 00:08:16.480 298 | ♪ I've done MEHNAT. ♪ 299 | 300 | 00:08:26.960 --> 00:08:29.220 301 | Done? 302 | Took screenshots? Okay. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20191003ZKisliDlT8Y: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:03.180 2 | We live in a society and this society is 3 | in danger, everybody. 4 | 5 | 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:08.540 6 | And yes, our society is in danger 7 | and nobody wants to talk about it. 8 | 9 | 00:00:08.540 --> 00:00:14.460 10 | If you're a Batman fan, you would know that Batman's villain The Joker, has a weapon called Joker Gas. 11 | 12 | 00:00:14.460 --> 00:00:18.780 13 | If anybody smells this Joker gas, 14 | they start turning into Joker. 15 | 16 | 00:00:18.780 --> 00:00:21.700 17 | They start laughing, their skin becomes pale and they eventually die. 18 | 19 | 00:00:21.700 --> 00:00:25.600 20 | Something similar is spreading in our Indian society right now guys 21 | 22 | 00:00:25.600 --> 00:00:27.080 23 | I opened TikTok the other day... 24 | 25 | 00:00:27.080 --> 00:00:31.600 26 | Dont judge me please, I did it for research purposes 27 | 28 | 00:00:31.600 --> 00:00:34.200 29 | Sometimes, you have to do such sacrifices. 30 | 31 | 00:00:34.200 --> 00:00:40.440 32 | So yes, I opened TikTok and I saw that most of the TikTokkers are turning into Joker. 33 | 34 | 00:00:40.440 --> 00:00:48.840 35 | You go to any public place, market, schools, colleges, railway stations, you'll see these infected Jokers. 36 | 37 | 00:00:48.840 --> 00:00:54.220 38 | It seems like this Joker Gas 39 | is targetting people who use TikTok... 40 | 41 | 00:00:54.220 --> 00:00:57.440 42 | So lets rejoice everybody. Lets take a look at some of these cases. 43 | 44 | 00:01:04.680 --> 00:01:10.120 45 | Dont worry guys, this is just the start! Next... 46 | 47 | 00:01:21.640 --> 00:01:23.220 48 | "You killed her" 49 | 50 | 00:01:24.760 --> 00:01:29.360 51 | "Why did you kill her? Are you mad?" 52 | 53 | 00:01:30.420 --> 00:01:32.660 54 | "Should I send you to heaven, you ask her yourself" 55 | 56 | 00:01:40.660 --> 00:01:44.140 57 | This girl seems very comfortable dying. Very nice 58 | 59 | 00:01:44.480 --> 00:01:50.480 60 | And this Joker laugh is by far the best Joker laugh ever. 61 | Forget Heath Ledger and Mark Hamill. 62 | 63 | 00:01:56.460 --> 00:02:00.740 64 | And this guy's reaction is my reaction after watching all of these TikTok videos... 65 | 66 | 00:02:20.580 --> 00:02:26.900 67 | Timothy close the door, I think the Joker gas is spreading over here as well... 68 | 69 | 00:02:46.160 --> 00:02:51.300 70 | My Zandu Pancharisht (digestive tonic) stock got over, so Im having Gelusil now 71 | 72 | 00:02:51.700 --> 00:02:55.380 73 | I cannot digest so much cringe at this age now... 74 | 75 | 00:02:57.640 --> 00:03:04.380 76 | (People bullying a man for using Joker make-up) 77 | 78 | 00:03:05.200 --> 00:03:07.640 79 | "Dont you feel sad when people bully you?" 80 | 81 | 00:03:07.640 --> 00:03:13.620 82 | "If they're happy by making fun of me, then Im okay. Its my job to make people happy." 83 | 84 | 00:03:14.680 --> 00:03:17.380 85 | (Pulls out stethoscope) 86 | "See what I got for you" 87 | 88 | 00:03:17.400 --> 00:03:18.860 89 | "Lets her what your heart says" 90 | 91 | 00:03:19.980 --> 00:03:22.160 92 | (heart *crying noises*) 93 | 94 | 00:03:28.100 --> 00:03:33.920 95 | I need 2 minutes to undertand what I just saw. I think this is Oscar level script writing over here. 96 | 97 | 00:03:33.920 --> 00:03:39.060 98 | This critically acclaimed short film starts with our protagonist, the Joker being bullied by his friends (Imitating reviewer Rajeev Masand) 99 | 100 | 00:03:39.060 --> 00:03:46.520 101 | In this 30 seconds film, there is set-up, conflict, resolution, all the 3 acts. This is genius. 102 | 103 | 00:03:50.980 --> 00:03:52.860 104 | Okay this one is actually good 105 | 106 | 00:03:53.340 --> 00:03:54.800 107 | How did this happen 108 | 109 | 00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:58.860 110 | This was actually a good impression of Joker from the new Joaqin Phoenix movie. 111 | 112 | 00:03:59.420 --> 00:04:02.260 113 | Wow Im damn lucky I got to see an actual good TikTok. 114 | 115 | 00:04:02.260 --> 00:04:04.540 116 | Mr Rehman, how dare you ??? 117 | 118 | 00:04:04.540 --> 00:04:07.980 119 | How dare you post an actual good TikTok video? 120 | 121 | 00:04:08.380 --> 00:04:09.880 122 | "Would you die for me?" 123 | 124 | 00:04:10.440 --> 00:04:11.140 125 | "yes" 126 | 127 | 00:04:12.040 --> 00:04:18.600 128 | "Thats too easy... Would you live for me? 129 | 130 | 00:04:18.860 --> 00:04:21.300 131 | This is a dialogue from the Suicide Squad movie 132 | 133 | 00:04:21.300 --> 00:04:23.120 134 | "Would you die for me?" 135 | 136 | 00:04:23.620 --> 00:04:24.240 137 | "Yes" 138 | 139 | 00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:31.600 140 | "Would you die for me?" 141 | 142 | 00:04:36.680 --> 00:04:40.880 143 | Somebody please call the police, this Joker has an underage Harley Quin 144 | 145 | 00:04:40.880 --> 00:04:45.900 146 | No matter how good the new Joker movie will be, TikTok people have ruined Joker forever. 147 | 148 | 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:47.960 149 | "Would you die for me?" 150 | 151 | 00:04:54.620 --> 00:04:56.620 152 | (drinks Gelusil) 153 | 154 | 00:04:59.040 --> 00:05:00.640 155 | "Would you die for me?" 156 | 157 | 00:05:02.700 --> 00:05:06.400 158 | Kids, please pay attention in college... 159 | 160 | 00:05:06.400 --> 00:05:10.700 161 | Whole day Tiktok PUBG, TikTok PUBG, TikTok PUBG... 162 | 163 | 00:05:15.560 --> 00:05:20.160 164 | I think these people are from Junior college. JC is the most cringiest periods of our life, right? 165 | 166 | 00:05:20.160 --> 00:05:25.440 167 | Even when I was in Junior college, I used to do a Joker monologue for college theater auditions. 168 | 169 | 00:05:25.800 --> 00:05:30.700 170 | That Joker monologue was from 171 | the comic book 'The Killing Joke' 172 | 173 | 00:05:30.700 --> 00:05:38.000 174 | I had mugged up the full monologue in english. I used to wonder why I couldn't get selected. 175 | 176 | 00:05:40.460 --> 00:05:45.340 177 | But it took me 2 years to understand how cringy I was 178 | 179 | 00:05:45.340 --> 00:05:52.780 180 | But these people are sorted. They're never gonna realise how cringe they are rn, because everybody is creating cringe on TikTok, right... 181 | 182 | 00:05:52.780 --> 00:05:55.420 183 | These people are gonna live a happy life. 184 | 185 | 00:05:55.420 --> 00:06:00.700 186 | And Im going to sit in this chair for my life 187 | reacting to these people. 188 | 189 | 00:06:03.120 --> 00:06:04.380 190 | Uh... Next 191 | 192 | 00:06:11.060 --> 00:06:11.780 193 | Next next... 194 | 195 | 00:06:14.060 --> 00:06:17.780 196 | This is actually some good artwork 197 | 198 | 00:06:26.180 --> 00:06:32.840 199 | See, there is such good content on TikTok as well! Everytime you shouldn't make fun of bad TikTok videos. 200 | 201 | 00:06:36.640 --> 00:06:37.540 202 | Why am I saying this? 203 | 204 | 00:06:38.100 --> 00:06:40.840 205 | "My life... My rules" 206 | 207 | 00:06:41.260 --> 00:06:44.680 208 | "If anyone likes me, or hates me..." 209 | 210 | 00:06:47.080 --> 00:06:51.440 211 | Ive seen Dark Knight so many times but I dont remember this quote... 212 | 213 | 00:06:51.880 --> 00:06:57.280 214 | "Why should I keep justifying myself? Im just a bad person, that's it." 215 | 216 | 00:06:57.660 --> 00:07:04.300 217 | I love Heath Ledger's potrayal of Joker, I respect him a lot, but it's good in a way. Atleast he din't need to go through all of this. 218 | 219 | 00:07:37.840 --> 00:07:42.660 220 | This is exactly what Joker said after he broke up with Batman after their intense sexual relationship... 221 | 222 | 00:07:43.120 --> 00:07:47.140 223 | "Im not the one who loses" 224 | 225 | 00:07:47.140 --> 00:07:50.840 226 | "No one is powerful enough to make me lose" 227 | 228 | 00:07:54.720 --> 00:07:58.980 229 | Wait a minute... what is this TikTok for motivation, Tiktok for skills??? 230 | 231 | 00:07:58.980 --> 00:08:03.220 232 | Tiktok what do you think you are, are you an NGO? You are an educational institution? 233 | 234 | 00:08:03.220 --> 00:08:06.740 235 | The only motivation Im 236 | getting through these videos is to... 237 | 238 | 00:08:12.040 --> 00:08:13.560 239 | Timothy... 240 | 241 | 00:08:14.660 --> 00:08:17.480 242 | This Joker Gas is spreading here as well. 243 | 244 | 00:08:17.480 --> 00:08:20.920 245 | We need to stop this before I start turning into Joker. 246 | 247 | 00:08:20.920 --> 00:08:23.740 248 | I think we need to call someone for help. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/201905194Jr5j2umBQA: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:09.640 --> 00:00:15.360 2 | TikTok was fined 5.7 million dollars for illegaly collecting data about children. 3 | 4 | 00:00:15.360 --> 00:00:17.680 5 | But TikTok doesn't care 6 | 7 | 00:00:17.680 --> 00:00:19.880 8 | Nobody can touch TikTok 9 | 10 | 00:00:19.880 --> 00:00:21.500 11 | TikTok is so huge right now... 12 | 13 | 00:00:21.500 --> 00:00:24.520 14 | The paid the fine. 15 | They don't care. 16 | 17 | 00:00:24.520 --> 00:00:27.120 18 | Indian government banned TikTok 19 | 20 | 00:00:27.120 --> 00:00:28.940 21 | TikTok was banned here in India, but it came back 22 | 23 | 00:00:28.940 --> 00:00:32.220 24 | TikTok was like- "what will you do?" 25 | 26 | 00:00:36.640 --> 00:00:42.840 27 | TikTok has 200 million indian users and out of that 120 million are monthly active users. 28 | 29 | 00:00:42.840 --> 00:00:45.980 30 | It's all possible because of Jio 31 | (an Indian mobile network) 32 | 33 | 00:00:45.980 --> 00:00:51.660 34 | ever since Jio came in India, indians started to experience very cheap internet for the first time. 35 | 36 | 00:00:51.660 --> 00:00:55.380 37 | Our lives have definitely changed after Jio 38 | 39 | 00:00:55.380 --> 00:01:01.860 40 | and because of this internet revolution started by Jio in India, we are seeing the rise of TikTok 41 | 42 | 00:01:01.860 --> 00:01:09.320 43 | TikTok is growing very rapidly and its slowly going to takeover our lives and we cannot do anything about that 44 | 45 | 00:01:09.320 --> 00:01:16.180 46 | We have to accept the fact that TikTok is our future, and we have to be optimistic about our future right 47 | 48 | 00:01:16.180 --> 00:01:21.040 49 | So today in this video we are going to watch some amazing TikTok clips, okay? 50 | 51 | 00:01:21.380 --> 00:01:25.260 52 | (amazing TikTok clip) 53 | 54 | 00:01:33.200 --> 00:01:39.680 55 | I really want to be positive about TikTok because it is our future, and i really want to enjoy TikTok but... 56 | 57 | 00:01:39.680 --> 00:01:43.780 58 | its gonna be really tough if all the clips are like this, ok Timothy (my intern)? 59 | 60 | 00:01:43.780 --> 00:01:46.740 61 | please show me some good TikTok videos, Timothy 62 | 63 | 00:02:00.020 --> 00:02:08.660 64 | behind there is a picture of Gandhi ji and Netaji Subhaschandra Bose, and they are being honored. 65 | 66 | 00:02:08.660 --> 00:02:11.580 67 | and this man is dancing in 68 | front of them showing his butt. 69 | 70 | 00:02:11.600 --> 00:02:15.000 71 | After looking at this Gandhi said 72 | thank you to Nathuram Godse 73 | 74 | 00:02:19.880 --> 00:02:24.460 75 | Wow. Amazing VFX. Very believable. 76 | 77 | 00:02:24.740 --> 00:02:29.200 78 | But this is still much more believable than this OnePlus 7 ad which I saw. 79 | 80 | 00:02:30.040 --> 00:02:34.060 81 | "Its working really smooth in this" 82 | 83 | 00:02:38.440 --> 00:02:41.320 84 | Technical Guruji: "What is this? Is this a joke?" 85 | 86 | 00:02:52.100 --> 00:02:55.540 87 | In school we uysed to always have 88 | this typical essay topic 89 | 90 | 00:02:55.540 --> 00:02:57.780 91 | "_______ - A Boon or a Curse?" 92 | 93 | 00:02:57.780 --> 00:03:03.600 94 | So sometimes we used to have TV - A boon or a curse, or Mobile phone - A boon or a curse 95 | 96 | 00:03:03.600 --> 00:03:06.340 97 | We used to have such topics all the time 98 | 99 | 00:03:06.420 --> 00:03:11.280 100 | In this generation, the schools should ask 101 | 102 | 00:03:11.300 --> 00:03:14.160 103 | Jio - A Boon or a Curse? 104 | 105 | 00:03:21.980 --> 00:03:26.100 106 | Ok so as you can see, 107 | there is a wedding going on the stage. 108 | 109 | 00:03:26.100 --> 00:03:29.700 110 | I won't be surprised, if after a week, 111 | we get a news that the husband has died. 112 | 113 | 00:03:29.700 --> 00:03:32.160 114 | because only a serial killer can give such a look. 115 | 116 | 00:03:47.060 --> 00:03:51.160 117 | This is a new move... Fanjob. 118 | 119 | 00:04:00.420 --> 00:04:05.240 120 | We don't realise that we are unemplyed because of 121 | 1.5 GB per day internet data. 122 | 123 | 00:04:13.520 --> 00:04:15.520 124 | a very thicc indian uncle 125 | 126 | 00:04:15.540 --> 00:04:19.440 127 | Im not going to forcefully give a negative reaction 128 | 129 | 00:04:19.440 --> 00:04:28.340 130 | This is something positive. If some old person is getting enjoyment in life out of an app. 131 | 132 | 00:04:30.120 --> 00:04:31.340 133 | Its a really beautiful thing 134 | 135 | 00:04:47.440 --> 00:04:49.560 136 | Why is she on a stool? 137 | 138 | 00:04:49.560 --> 00:04:52.320 139 | TikTok was just an excuse 140 | 141 | 00:04:52.320 --> 00:04:54.640 142 | You can see what they actually wanted to do 143 | 144 | 00:04:54.740 --> 00:04:59.660 145 | Even these TikTok people are getting action... 146 | 147 | 00:05:01.900 --> 00:05:04.960 148 | "Hello, leaving a message for Bad Boy" 149 | 150 | 00:05:05.040 --> 00:05:09.540 151 | "Stay away from my videos. No need to comment." 152 | 153 | 00:05:09.860 --> 00:05:15.000 154 | "Who do you call fat??? Call your mom fat." 155 | 156 | 00:05:18.140 --> 00:05:22.400 157 | Bad boy will never call you fat ever again... 158 | 159 | 00:05:22.520 --> 00:05:25.500 160 | "Who do you call fat??? Call your mom fat." 161 | 162 | 00:05:25.500 --> 00:05:29.500 163 | "Understood? Or else.." 164 | 165 | 00:05:29.560 --> 00:05:30.900 166 | Hey bro 167 | 168 | 00:05:31.520 --> 00:05:32.360 169 | Yes bro 170 | 171 | 00:05:32.680 --> 00:05:33.960 172 | Close your eyes bro 173 | 174 | 00:05:34.540 --> 00:05:35.320 175 | Ok bro 176 | 177 | 00:05:36.040 --> 00:05:37.220 178 | What do you see bro? 179 | 180 | 00:05:37.880 --> 00:05:38.740 181 | Nothing, bro 182 | 183 | 00:05:39.260 --> 00:05:41.100 184 | That's my life without you, bro 185 | 186 | 00:05:43.120 --> 00:05:47.600 187 | please do such good humor on TikTok. 188 | Why do other guys always... 189 | 190 | 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:04.880 191 | This one is really good, this shows that there are talented people on TikTok. 192 | 193 | 00:06:11.080 --> 00:06:15.100 194 | I just said something positive, 195 | and now this... 196 | 197 | 00:06:16.760 --> 00:06:18.260 198 | Indians and our obsession with white skin 199 | 200 | 00:06:20.300 --> 00:06:23.380 201 | this is the same guy! 202 | 203 | 00:06:30.940 --> 00:06:34.840 204 | Now I'm old, I cant handle so much cringe. 205 | 206 | 00:06:34.840 --> 00:06:38.600 207 | This guy alone is going to ruin India's tourism industry. 208 | 209 | 00:06:39.160 --> 00:06:41.160 210 | What is this ??? 211 | 212 | 00:06:43.400 --> 00:06:45.400 213 | Are you mad? 214 | 215 | 00:06:45.660 --> 00:06:46.940 216 | the same guy again 217 | 218 | 00:06:46.980 --> 00:06:53.900 219 | these people have such low self esteem that they become mad when they see white skin people. 220 | 221 | 00:06:55.360 --> 00:06:59.060 222 | its clear that those foreigners 223 | dont want to be in the video 224 | 225 | 00:06:59.180 --> 00:07:02.680 226 | Ban this guy from Tiktok. 227 | 228 | 00:07:21.940 --> 00:07:25.800 229 | What is this????????? 230 | 231 | 00:07:27.040 --> 00:07:30.600 232 | I do not understand these videos on TikTok... 233 | 234 | 00:07:59.460 --> 00:08:01.460 235 | What is this??? 236 | 237 | 00:08:04.000 --> 00:08:09.400 238 | The previous one was understandable, but this... 239 | 240 | 00:08:09.540 --> 00:08:10.580 241 | she is bathing! 242 | 243 | 00:08:10.960 --> 00:08:12.960 244 | is this some new fetish, Timothy? 245 | 246 | 00:08:25.540 --> 00:08:28.120 247 | and then these people are called content creators. 248 | 249 | 00:08:29.940 --> 00:08:33.520 250 | I'm not saying that Thanos was right... 251 | but I understand. 252 | 253 | 00:08:58.020 --> 00:09:01.500 254 | Ambani Sir (Jio Founder), 255 | I'm sitting here below your building 256 | 257 | 00:09:01.500 --> 00:09:04.160 258 | And I'm not going to leave this place until I meet you. 259 | 260 | 00:09:04.220 --> 00:09:06.140 261 | I just want to speak with you for 2 mins 262 | 263 | 00:09:06.180 --> 00:09:11.220 264 | because of 1.5 GB per day data people 265 | are getting unemployed 266 | 267 | 00:09:18.600 --> 00:09:22.500 268 | Please come down for 2 minutes (in Gujarati) 269 | 270 | 00:09:22.760 --> 00:09:25.880 271 | Everywhere TikTok, nobody asks about YouTubers 272 | 273 | 00:09:26.760 --> 00:09:30.100 274 | For Mumbai indians he got Quinton De Cock 275 | 276 | 00:09:30.100 --> 00:09:31.560 277 | BUT WHAT ABOUT TIKTOK ? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190622Iy0ON_uJavY: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:01.980 --> 00:00:05.200 2 | Welcome everybody to Chai with Sai! 3 | 4 | 00:00:06.500 --> 00:00:12.340 5 | I recently saw a comedy sketch in Hindi, 6 | similar to how Amit Bhadana and Ashish Chanchalani. 7 | 8 | 00:00:12.340 --> 00:00:14.460 9 | I saw a Hindi sketch like that. 10 | 11 | 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:16.820 12 | And today im going to talk about that. 13 | 14 | 00:00:17.280 --> 00:00:20.700 15 | There's character called 'Chotu' on youtube. 16 | 17 | 00:00:20.700 --> 00:00:22.660 18 | His real name is Shafeeq 19 | 20 | 00:00:22.660 --> 00:00:25.900 21 | He is a dwarf 22 | 23 | 00:00:25.900 --> 00:00:29.140 24 | That's why his name is Chotu (small) 25 | 26 | 00:00:29.140 --> 00:00:31.120 27 | So that makes for a funny character 28 | 29 | 00:00:31.120 --> 00:00:34.340 30 | They use this character in many comedy sketches 31 | 32 | 00:00:34.340 --> 00:00:38.360 33 | I wouldn't call Chotu a youtuber, because he doesnt have a channel of his own 34 | 35 | 00:00:38.380 --> 00:00:46.120 36 | He acts in comedy sketches 37 | of 4 different youtube channels. 38 | 39 | 00:00:46.560 --> 00:00:53.520 40 | So I saw a sketch of Chotu few days ago 41 | and after seeing that sketch my life changed 42 | 43 | 00:00:54.020 --> 00:00:56.260 44 | The sketch was very average. 45 | 46 | 00:00:56.260 --> 00:01:02.280 47 | The same jokes since we have been listening since 2005 have been recycled. 48 | 49 | 00:01:02.300 --> 00:01:04.260 50 | They are very average comedy sketches 51 | 52 | 00:01:04.300 --> 00:01:08.800 53 | So if such average comedy sketches get 1 million views, it is understandable. 54 | 55 | 00:01:09.340 --> 00:01:10.320 56 | Even 1 million is less. 57 | 58 | 00:01:10.320 --> 00:01:11.020 59 | 5 million 60 | 61 | 00:01:11.020 --> 00:01:11.760 62 | 10 million 63 | 64 | 00:01:11.760 --> 00:01:12.400 65 | 20 million 66 | 67 | 00:01:12.400 --> 00:01:12.940 68 | 30 million 69 | 70 | 00:01:13.840 --> 00:01:16.320 71 | It is understandable. 72 | Now I'm used to it. 73 | 74 | 00:01:16.920 --> 00:01:20.680 75 | (singing a hindi song) 76 | 77 | 00:01:26.300 --> 00:01:32.700 78 | So I was saying that if such sketches get 30-40 million views, it is understandable. 79 | 80 | 00:01:32.820 --> 00:01:37.440 81 | But when such average sketches get 70... 80... 82 | 100 million views 83 | 84 | 00:01:37.620 --> 00:01:41.300 85 | You start getting a bit scared 86 | 87 | 00:01:41.380 --> 00:01:49.860 88 | It was still understandable that some of these sketches got 100 million views. It might have happened because of the youtube algorithm. 89 | 90 | 00:01:49.860 --> 00:01:53.540 91 | These sketches might have reached the Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi audience as well... so its fine. 92 | 93 | 00:01:54.860 --> 00:01:59.500 94 | But I went into existential crisis, when... 95 | 96 | 00:01:59.720 --> 00:02:03.960 97 | ... when I saw that this Chotu guy had ... 98 | 99 | 00:02:04.300 --> 00:02:07.780 100 | 450 million views on one sketch. 101 | 102 | 00:02:16.280 --> 00:02:19.480 103 | I could not believe my eyes 104 | 105 | 00:02:19.480 --> 00:02:22.780 106 | I kept refreshing the youtube page 107 | 108 | 00:02:24.240 --> 00:02:29.340 109 | then I realised that I din't have to refresh the youtube page, I had to refresh myself. 110 | 111 | 00:02:33.600 --> 00:02:35.860 112 | Im sorry for the click bait, this is not Chai with Sai. 113 | 114 | 00:02:35.940 --> 00:02:40.940 115 | this is actually Zandu Pancharisht with Sai 116 | 117 | 00:02:41.500 --> 00:02:43.640 118 | because I cannot digest this fact 119 | 120 | 00:02:43.840 --> 00:02:49.240 121 | one average sketch with the same whatapp jokes, gets so many views 122 | 123 | 00:02:50.900 --> 00:02:56.800 124 | We used to target Amit Bhadana all this while... 125 | That he doesnt deserve so many subs 126 | 127 | 00:02:57.460 --> 00:03:00.880 128 | Sorry to say but Amit Bhadana 129 | is nothing in front of Chotu 130 | 131 | 00:03:00.880 --> 00:03:06.380 132 | Compare Amit Bhadana's page and this Khandeshi Movies channel 133 | 134 | 00:03:06.480 --> 00:03:11.500 135 | Amit Bhadana's top video has 47 million views and that was uploaded 1 year ago. 136 | 137 | 00:03:11.500 --> 00:03:20.840 138 | And this video 'Chotu's Golgappe' it has 456 million views, and it was uploaded in January, 4 months ago. 139 | 140 | 00:03:20.840 --> 00:03:25.060 141 | What am I going to prove by roasting him? 142 | 143 | 00:03:28.580 --> 00:03:35.120 144 | Pewdiepie's biggest video Bi**h Lasagna, which is banned in India, has 200 million views. 145 | 146 | 00:03:35.120 --> 00:03:39.840 147 | And that is understandable because its a music video 148 | 149 | 00:03:39.920 --> 00:03:45.200 150 | When music videos get so many views, its understandable 151 | 152 | 00:03:47.620 --> 00:03:49.580 153 | There is less language barrier in music. 154 | 155 | 00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:56.620 156 | But a comedy sketch getting so many views... 157 | 158 | 00:03:57.540 --> 00:04:02.320 159 | If Shahrukh Khan, Salman khan start their yt channels, even they wont be as popular as this guy. 160 | 161 | 00:04:02.600 --> 00:04:07.800 162 | Dwayne The Rock Johnson also has his channel. 163 | I think he's the biggest star of Hollywood right now 164 | 165 | 00:04:07.800 --> 00:04:09.520 166 | even he wont get such views. 167 | 168 | 00:04:09.520 --> 00:04:13.000 169 | even The Rock won't get 170 | as many views as this 'pebble' gets. 171 | 172 | 00:04:30.440 --> 00:04:35.460 173 | In a 5 second intro, they had sound effects of canned laughter, a chicken, and animation 174 | 175 | 00:04:37.020 --> 00:04:39.200 176 | This is Chotu 177 | 178 | 00:04:47.360 --> 00:04:52.920 179 | It has been 20 secs since the video started and Chotu has already littered. 180 | 181 | 00:04:53.380 --> 00:04:59.560 182 | So in this story... Im sorry Im giving spoilers. These are bigger spoilers than endgame 183 | 184 | 00:04:59.640 --> 00:05:06.320 185 | So Chotu is poor in this story, and he is finding some work to earn money 186 | 187 | 00:05:06.320 --> 00:05:08.740 188 | So lets see what work does Chotu get. 189 | 190 | 00:05:09.740 --> 00:05:15.740 191 | ( a paani puri stall) 192 | 193 | 00:05:20.020 --> 00:05:26.140 194 | So the average is 3 sound effects in 10 seconds. 195 | 196 | 00:05:50.300 --> 00:05:52.300 197 | okay enough... 198 | 199 | 00:05:59.040 --> 00:06:01.860 200 | So the average is 3 sound effects in 10 seconds. 201 | 202 | 00:06:01.980 --> 00:06:03.900 203 | I've noticed this pattern 204 | 205 | 00:06:04.000 --> 00:06:08.060 206 | All the comedy sketches of India have a lot of sound effects 207 | 208 | 00:06:08.060 --> 00:06:12.400 209 | I think im doing something wrong. 210 | Timothy, why dont our videos have such sound effects? 211 | 212 | 00:06:12.820 --> 00:06:15.880 213 | (comedy funny sound effects pack download FREE) 214 | 215 | 00:06:17.040 --> 00:06:23.220 216 | So the story is that Chotu places a bet with the paani puri vendor that if he eats 20 plates, the stall is his. 217 | 218 | 00:06:23.340 --> 00:06:30.580 219 | So Chotu eats 20 plates of paani puri. 220 | And he gets the stall. 221 | 222 | 00:06:30.840 --> 00:06:34.460 223 | I just wanted to show you how average this sketch is. 224 | 225 | 00:06:54.620 --> 00:07:01.600 226 | Dont get me wrong, I like Chotu, his acting is nice. I know its overacting, but that is also a type of acting. 227 | 228 | 00:07:21.880 --> 00:07:24.900 229 | The video which we saw now was 'Chotu's Golgappe' 230 | 231 | 00:07:25.220 --> 00:07:28.180 232 | And we get to see other parts of Chtu in these videos as well. 233 | 234 | 00:07:28.980 --> 00:07:34.660 235 | Chotu's ________ (insert random item) 236 | 237 | 00:07:36.040 --> 00:07:38.060 238 | One day they will show Chotu's Chotu as well. 239 | 240 | 00:07:38.380 --> 00:07:40.920 241 | The comment section of these videos are interesting 242 | 243 | 00:07:48.660 --> 00:07:54.880 244 | I feel that these people are trolling us. 245 | Because neither the videos make sense, nor these comments. 246 | 247 | 00:07:55.280 --> 00:07:58.760 248 | And I underestimated Chotu's fan-following. 249 | 250 | 00:07:59.020 --> 00:08:01.540 251 | "Chotu I watch all your videos i love you" 252 | 253 | 00:08:06.380 --> 00:08:08.160 254 | Chotu's thing is nice. 255 | 256 | 00:08:15.720 --> 00:08:19.840 257 | I was watching an interview of Chotu where he said that he used to struggle a lot. 258 | 259 | 00:08:19.840 --> 00:08:23.160 260 | He used to act in tv serials. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /quotes.py: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | import random 2 | from Reddit import reddit 3 | from prawcore.exceptions import NotFound 4 | import re 5 | 6 | 7 | def urlQuote(a): 8 | from urllib.parse import quote 9 | 10 | return quote(a, safe="") 11 | 12 | 13 | def createMsgLink(to=None, subject=None, message=None): 14 | from requests import Request 15 | 16 | return str( 17 | Request( 18 | url="https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/", 19 | params={ 20 | "to": to, 21 | "subject": subject, 22 | "message": message, 23 | }, 24 | ) 25 | .prepare() 26 | .url 27 | ) 28 | 29 | 30 | def happyCakeday(): 31 | return ( 32 | "Happy cakeday! Here have a quote! \n\n \n\n" + randomQuote() + "\u200e" 33 | ) 34 | 35 | 36 | whoAmIs = None 37 | rickrollChance = 100 38 | 39 | 40 | def getWhoAmI(): 41 | global whoAmIs 42 | global rickrollChance 43 | if whoAmIs is None: 44 | wikiPg = reddit.subreddit("SaimanSaid").wiki["whoami"].content_md 45 | for line in wikiPg.splitlines(): 46 | if line.isdigit(): 47 | rickrollChance = int(line) 48 | break 49 | whoAmIs = [a.strip() for a in wikiPg.splitlines() if a and not a.isdigit()] 50 | return random.choice(whoAmIs).strip() 51 | 52 | 53 | rickRolls = None 54 | 55 | 56 | def getRickRoll(): 57 | global rickRolls 58 | if rickRolls is None: 59 | wikiPg = reddit.subreddit("SaimanSaid").wiki["rickrolls"].content_md 60 | rickRolls = re.findall(r"https?://youtu[^\s]+", wikiPg) 61 | return random.choice(rickRolls) 62 | 63 | 64 | def randomQuote(quote=None): 65 | 66 | if quote is None: 67 | allQuotes = getAllQuotes() 68 | quote = random.choices(allQuotes, [a.weight for a in allQuotes])[0] 69 | 70 | if random.randint(0, rickrollChance): 71 | youtubeLink = quote.youtubeLink 72 | else: 73 | youtubeLink = getRickRoll() 74 | 75 | msg = ( 76 | quote.quoteText 77 | + "\n\n \n\n" 78 | + f'[Quote Sauce](<{youtubeLink}> "A rick-roll for sure")' 79 | + "\n***\n" 80 | + createFooter() 81 | ) 82 | 83 | return msg 84 | 85 | 86 | def createFooter(): 87 | me_ = getWhoAmI() 88 | footer = me_ 89 | 90 | if not me_.startswith("$"): 91 | footer = "I am " + footer 92 | if not me_.endswith("$"): 93 | footer = footer + " I reply to Bhendi, Timothy, Saiman or Saibot" 94 | if not me_.endswith("$$"): 95 | footer = footer + " ^[Know more](https://redd.it/fvkvw9)" 96 | 97 | footer = "^^" + footer.replace(" ", " ^^") 98 | return footer.replace("$", "") 99 | 100 | 101 | def bhendiCount(sourceComment): 102 | footer = ( 103 | " \n\n***\n^^[Report error](<" 104 | + createMsgLink( 105 | "I_eat_I_repeat", 106 | "Bhendi Count", 107 | "BhendiCount bot did not work as expected in reply to " 108 | + f"comment {sourceComment.permalink}", 109 | ) 110 | + ">)<_>^^| [Suggest Bhendi titles](<" 111 | + createMsgLink( 112 | "I_eat_I_repeat", "Bhendi Titles Suggestion" "These are my suggestions:\n" 113 | ) 114 | + ">) | [Know more]()" 115 | ) 116 | 117 | footer = " " + footer.replace(" ", " ").replace("<_>", " ") 118 | 119 | if targetUserRegex := re.search(r"u/(\S+)", sourceComment.body, re.I): 120 | targetUsername = targetUserRegex.group(1) 121 | targetRedditor = reddit.redditor(targetUsername) 122 | else: 123 | targetRedditor = sourceComment.parent().author 124 | targetUsername = sourceComment.parent().author 125 | 126 | try: 127 | targetRedditor.id 128 | except NotFound: 129 | return f"I didn't find any u/{targetUsername}" + footer 130 | 131 | bcount = 0 132 | for comment in targetRedditor.comments.new(limit=None): 133 | for _ in re.finditer(r"\bbhendi\b", comment.body, re.I): 134 | bcount += 1 135 | 136 | bhendiRank = " \nHe has been awarded the title of " 137 | if bcount > 50: 138 | bhendiRank += "Bhendi Bahgwan" 139 | elif bcount > 12: 140 | bhendiRank += "Bhendi Bhashi" 141 | elif bcount > 5: 142 | bhendiRank += "Bhendi Master" 143 | elif bcount > 0: 144 | bhendiRank += "Bhendi Balak" 145 | else: 146 | bhendiRank = "" 147 | 148 | return ( 149 | "Thankyou for your request comrade \n\n \n " 150 | f'\nu/{targetUsername} has said "Bhendi" a total of ' 151 | f"{bcount} times!" + bhendiRank + footer 152 | ) 153 | 154 | 155 | def shutupSaiman(): 156 | return ( 157 | "It looks like I have annoyed you with my random quotes. So:" 158 | + " \n\n \n\nI am sorry. I am soory." 159 | + " \n\n \n\n[Quote Sauce]" 160 | "() \n***\n" 161 | + "^P.S. You can simply [block me](https://redd.it/gh42zl) " 162 | "to hide all my comments from you or to stop getting " 163 | "replies from me.".replace(" ", " ^") 164 | + "\n\n^[PM my creator](<" 165 | + createMsgLink("I_eat_I_repeat", "Complaint SaimanSaid") 166 | + ">) for any complaints.".replace(" ", " ^") 167 | ) 168 | 169 | 170 | allQuotes = [] 171 | 172 | 173 | def getAllQuotes(): 174 | if not allQuotes: 175 | quoteCreator() 176 | return allQuotes 177 | 178 | 179 | class Quote: 180 | def __init__(self, quoteText, youtubeLink, weight, handFiltered): 181 | self.quoteText = quoteText 182 | self.youtubeLink = youtubeLink 183 | self.weight = weight 184 | self.handFiltered = handFiltered 185 | 186 | 187 | def quoteCreator(): 188 | import os 189 | from utils import getAge 190 | 191 | subFiles = os.listdir("subs/") 192 | fldr = "subs/" 193 | 194 | oldestSubAge = getAge(min(int(a[:8]) for a in subFiles)) * 1.1 195 | 196 | for subFile in subFiles: 197 | 198 | with open(fldr + subFile, "r") as f: 199 | quotes = f.read().split("\n\n") 200 | 201 | videoId = subFile[8:] 202 | subAge = getAge(subFile[:8]) 203 | 204 | for quote in quotes: 205 | if quoteTime := re.match(r"(\d\d):(\d\d):(\d\d)", quote): 206 | hh, mm, ss = quoteTime.groups() 207 | else: 208 | print(f"Time stamp not found in {quote=} \nof {subFile=}") 209 | continue 210 | youtubeLink = f"https://youtu.be/{videoId}/?t={hh}h{mm}m{ss}s" 211 | 212 | # Removes the time stamp 213 | quoteText = re.sub("^.*\n", "", quote) 214 | # Removes anything inside [] or () 215 | quoteText = re.sub(r"\[.*\]", "", quoteText) 216 | quoteText = re.sub(r"\(.*\)", "", quoteText) 217 | quoteText = re.sub(" ", " ", quoteText) 218 | # Remove starting - 219 | quoteText = re.sub(r"^\s*-\s*", "", quoteText) 220 | 221 | # sometimes two quotes are not seperated 222 | if re.search(r"(\d\d):(\d\d):(\d\d)", quoteText): 223 | print(f"Invalid format of {quote=} in {subFile=}") 224 | continue 225 | 226 | # Formatting 227 | quoteText = quoteText.strip() 228 | quoteText = re.sub( 229 | r"^\W*(and|but|so|also|that|i mean)\W*|" 230 | + r"([^a-zA-Z\?\.\!]*and|but|so|beacuse|also)\W*$", 231 | "", 232 | quoteText, 233 | flags=re.I, 234 | ).strip() 235 | quoteText = quoteText.capitalize() 236 | 237 | # Filters 238 | if len(re.sub(r"\W|saiman|timothy|a+ditya", "", quoteText, flags=re.I)) < 3: 239 | continue 240 | if re.search("video|^welcome", quoteText, re.I): 241 | # print(f"Banned words in '{quoteText}' of {subFile}") 242 | continue 243 | 244 | handFiltered = fldr == "subs/done/" 245 | weight = (1 - subAge / oldestSubAge) ** 2 246 | 247 | if re.search("t-series|pewds|pewdiepie", quoteText, re.I): 248 | weight = weight / 4 249 | if handFiltered: 250 | weight = weight * 1.2 251 | 252 | quote = Quote(quoteText, youtubeLink, weight, handFiltered) 253 | allQuotes.append(quote) 254 | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20181206JeOA3n_3F5o: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:18.100 --> 00:00:22.360 2 | Okay everybody please calm down. 3 | 4 | 00:00:23.500 --> 00:00:26.000 5 | Everybody please do Anulom Vilom with me (yoga) 6 | 7 | 00:00:32.020 --> 00:00:33.780 8 | Ok everybody calm down... 9 | 10 | 00:00:34.720 --> 00:00:37.240 11 | Watch this video with a cool head. 12 | 13 | 00:00:38.660 --> 00:00:50.340 14 | Ok so you might have heard that Pewdiepie and his fans have donated Rs. 1.6 Crore for child labor in India 15 | 16 | 00:00:52.760 --> 00:00:55.860 17 | A lot of people think that this is some publicity stunt. 18 | 19 | 00:00:57.500 --> 00:01:00.060 20 | So I'll clear this arguement first... 21 | 22 | 00:01:00.060 --> 00:01:04.080 23 | Pewdiepie has done a lot of charities before this too. 24 | 25 | 00:01:06.640 --> 00:01:13.080 26 | And when Pewdiepie became the no. 1 Youtuber in 2013, he said this in his video 27 | 28 | 00:01:31.260 --> 00:01:38.260 29 | So in 2013 Pewdiepie had already said that he will be doing such donations with the help of his fans. 30 | 31 | 00:01:39.040 --> 00:01:42.160 32 | So please don't try to argue with me about this. 33 | 34 | 00:01:42.680 --> 00:01:48.420 35 | So in this video I will clear all criticisms 36 | you have against Pewdiepie. 37 | 38 | 00:01:55.480 --> 00:01:59.420 39 | First of all Im very happy that atleast few Indian Youtubers are showing their support for Pewdiepie 40 | 41 | 00:01:59.900 --> 00:02:04.640 42 | T-Series is a very big company 43 | 44 | 00:02:05.840 --> 00:02:10.040 45 | I don't think they care if you support them or not. 46 | 47 | 00:02:13.380 --> 00:02:18.060 48 | People support Pewdiepie because he is an independent creator. 49 | 50 | 00:02:18.140 --> 00:02:23.060 51 | T-Series has a lot of man-power. That's why they upload 4 videos in a day. 52 | 53 | 00:02:24.720 --> 00:02:27.920 54 | Do you really think they need our support? 55 | 56 | 00:02:28.360 --> 00:02:28.860 57 | Hello? 58 | 59 | 00:02:29.180 --> 00:02:32.940 60 | Hey Bhushan sir! Congrats T-Series is about to be the biggest channel on youtube. 61 | 62 | 00:02:33.260 --> 00:02:35.640 63 | What? We have a youtube channel ??? 64 | 65 | 00:02:35.640 --> 00:02:39.540 66 | I gave them a billion dollar company and they started a youtube channel??? 67 | 68 | 00:02:40.220 --> 00:02:50.780 69 | Few days ago they uploaded a lyric video of an 8 year old film. They don't care about susbcribers. 70 | 71 | 00:02:50.780 --> 00:02:54.260 72 | So that is why we cant compare an individual youtuber with a company 73 | 74 | 00:02:58.280 --> 00:03:02.760 75 | This is not an 'India vs World' issue. There are many different kinds of people in India. 76 | 77 | 00:03:03.020 --> 00:03:05.100 78 | You cant put anyone in a blanket 79 | 80 | 00:03:07.160 --> 00:03:11.960 81 | You used to think that everyone who is with Pewdiepie are against India. 82 | 83 | 00:03:11.960 --> 00:03:14.160 84 | Now these people are donating for us. 85 | 86 | 00:03:14.840 --> 00:03:16.840 87 | He has raised 1 Crore 60 Lakhs. 88 | 89 | 00:03:17.640 --> 00:03:20.180 90 | Such a big creator. Such a big platform. 91 | 92 | 00:03:20.180 --> 00:03:22.500 93 | He did it even when it wasn't necessary. 94 | 95 | 00:03:24.220 --> 00:03:28.460 96 | Don't try to judge everything when you see it for the first time. Don't become a part of a 'team' immediately. 97 | 98 | 00:03:30.440 --> 00:03:33.080 99 | Before joining something, be patient. 100 | 101 | 00:03:34.180 --> 00:03:39.000 102 | Always be in the middle and observe everything. 103 | Be a neutral party. 104 | 105 | 00:03:39.620 --> 00:03:42.300 106 | It's very tough to support Pewdiepie in such a toxic environment 107 | 108 | 00:03:42.300 --> 00:03:48.180 109 | All Indian youtubers know that if they support Pewdiepie, then half of their fanbase will abuse them. 110 | 111 | 00:03:48.500 --> 00:03:56.540 112 | BB ki Vines' Bhuvam Bam made a tweet congratulating T-Series, but he also stated that we Indians acted very sensitive w.r.t. pewdiepie's humor. 113 | 114 | 00:03:56.620 --> 00:04:01.620 115 | Pewdiepie's humor is edgy, and he has talked such about other countries too. 116 | 117 | 00:04:04.260 --> 00:04:09.080 118 | Yes we are sensitive, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing haha 119 | 120 | 00:04:09.080 --> 00:04:13.460 121 | I feel bad when some Indian youtubers take advantage of our sensitivity. 122 | 123 | 00:04:13.460 --> 00:04:23.100 124 | I've seen some Indian youtubers. They put emotional music in the background and talk about patriotism. 125 | 126 | 00:04:26.820 --> 00:04:29.460 127 | One shouldn't mislead their audience. 128 | 129 | 00:04:29.460 --> 00:04:38.880 130 | I saw a youtuber who said that Pewdiepie said in his song that Indians should be fed 'dog meat'. 131 | 132 | 00:04:39.500 --> 00:04:46.420 133 | "Pewdiepie said that Indians are hungry and they should be fed dog meat" 134 | 135 | 00:04:46.420 --> 00:04:49.480 136 | "Bitch Lasagna means Dog Meat" 137 | 138 | 00:04:51.920 --> 00:04:53.280 139 | Dog meat ??? 140 | 141 | 00:04:54.780 --> 00:04:59.600 142 | Give me some of that creativity pls. Maybe I'll make good videos too. 143 | 144 | 00:05:00.660 --> 00:05:04.800 145 | If you think that Bitch Lasagna means something bad, 146 | 147 | 00:05:05.940 --> 00:05:13.500 148 | The real meaning of Bitch Lasagna is known only to that Indian guy who typed that and sent it to a girl on facebook. 149 | 150 | 00:05:23.240 --> 00:05:28.520 151 | This bitch lasagna screenshot was already viral, and Pewds just reacted to it. 152 | 153 | 00:05:29.040 --> 00:05:31.840 154 | Now let's talk about H3 podcast 155 | 156 | 00:05:31.900 --> 00:05:33.820 157 | Yes I saw it. Everyone saw it. 158 | 159 | 00:05:35.720 --> 00:05:37.720 160 | And nobody liked what he said. 161 | 162 | 00:05:38.420 --> 00:05:42.700 163 | I used to love H3 but I lost respect for him when he said that. 164 | 165 | 00:05:43.420 --> 00:05:45.740 166 | People say H3 and Pewds are friends 167 | 168 | 00:05:46.560 --> 00:05:51.700 169 | If your friend does something wrong then will you be blamed for that? 170 | 171 | 00:05:51.700 --> 00:06:00.240 172 | And if you think all foreigners are with H3, then let me tell you that H3's fanbase have turned on him. 173 | 174 | 00:06:02.260 --> 00:06:05.060 175 | Now lets talk about 'You India, You Lose'. 176 | 177 | 00:06:05.200 --> 00:06:08.480 178 | Pewdiepie has a series called You Laugh, You Lose 179 | 180 | 00:06:09.020 --> 00:06:15.600 181 | So he just replaces 'laugh' or 'lose' with another word. 182 | 183 | 00:06:21.000 --> 00:06:23.960 184 | He even made a video 'You Slav You Lose' 185 | 186 | 00:06:26.000 --> 00:06:28.240 187 | Slav is a kind of people in Europe. 188 | 189 | 00:06:30.560 --> 00:06:36.960 190 | So did Slav people abuse Pewdiepie after that? 191 | No. They know that this was all in good humor. 192 | 193 | 00:06:38.480 --> 00:06:40.140 194 | Then why cant we be like that? 195 | 196 | 00:06:40.440 --> 00:06:46.640 197 | Everybody says something with some 'intent' 198 | 199 | 00:06:54.420 --> 00:06:57.860 200 | So Pewdiepie never says anything with a bad intent. 201 | 202 | 00:06:59.820 --> 00:07:02.780 203 | Pewdiepie called our language 'mumble rap' 204 | 205 | 00:07:03.580 --> 00:07:10.740 206 | "They are calling us mumble language, like how a baby cries, that is our language. 207 | Imagine how badly they insulted us." 208 | 209 | 00:07:17.320 --> 00:07:20.040 210 | lets undertand the meaning of mumble rap 211 | 212 | 00:07:22.440 --> 00:07:28.760 213 | Mumble rap is the most popular music genre in America now. And the people who are a part of it are called as mumble rap community. 214 | 215 | 00:07:30.760 --> 00:07:33.080 216 | So what's SO insulting about that? 217 | 218 | 00:07:34.740 --> 00:07:39.180 219 | See what Pewdiepie has said about other countries. 220 | 221 | 00:07:59.520 --> 00:08:05.840 222 | And Pewdiepie has also addressed the issue of racism towards Indians in the comments section. 223 | 224 | 00:08:23.760 --> 00:08:33.340 225 | I hope I cleared all doubts about Pewdiepie. But if you still think he is evil, then I cant do anything about it. 226 | 227 | 00:08:34.820 --> 00:08:39.080 228 | In the past 1 month I've received a lot of 'love' (hate) from fellow Indians. 229 | 230 | 00:08:39.520 --> 00:08:44.560 231 | Im not againts T-Series, I love bollywood songs. I love the new song from the movie 'Zero'. 232 | 233 | 00:08:49.760 --> 00:09:08.020 234 | Pls try to understand that if T-Series wins, then it will represent Youtube. And this will be demoralising to thousands of content creators, since we don't have the money or the man-power compared to a huge company. 235 | 236 | 00:09:16.260 --> 00:09:27.700 237 | Hypothetically, if tomorrow Youtube shuts down, then it wont affect T-Series much. But it will affect independent content creators a lot. 238 | 239 | 00:09:37.200 --> 00:09:39.960 240 | Ok thank you for watching. 241 | Jai Hind. Jai Maharshtra. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190901d969H5hKQ40: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:04.260 2 | (Honest trailers inspired intro: Featuring comments demanding a Mumbiker nikhil roast from Saiman Says) 3 | 4 | 00:00:14.020 --> 00:00:18.740 5 | One of the biggest sins in the world, is to be judgemental, but nowadays everyone is judgemental. 6 | 7 | 00:00:21.120 --> 00:00:23.480 8 | Damn, I won't even get a place in hell. 9 | 10 | 00:00:23.780 --> 00:00:29.480 11 | Lord Ganesh, please forgive me, I'm about to commit the biggest sin in the history of this world 12 | 13 | 00:00:30.040 --> 00:00:33.420 14 | Today in this video I'm going to judge Mumbiker Nikhil 15 | 16 | 00:00:33.800 --> 00:00:38.720 17 | Mumbiker Nikhil is the biggest Indian vlogger currently. 18 | He's the face of Indian vlogging 19 | 20 | 00:00:38.720 --> 00:00:43.080 21 | But when someone poops on youtube I have to talk about it, right? 22 | 23 | 00:00:43.220 --> 00:00:48.960 24 | There is a youtube channel 'PapaOcus', he made a video where he criticised vloggers 25 | 26 | 00:00:48.960 --> 00:00:53.740 27 | He did not target Mumbiker Nikhil, he just criticised many vloggers 28 | 29 | 00:00:53.740 --> 00:00:58.040 30 | He showed how Indian vloggers show forced positivity 31 | 32 | 00:00:58.040 --> 00:01:04.920 33 | But there's a small problem, you cannot watch that video, because Mumbiker Nikhil copystriked it. 34 | 35 | 00:01:06.020 --> 00:01:12.120 36 | Because Mumiker Nikhil, a 2.7 M subscribers channel got offended by critcism from a 1K subscribers channel 37 | 38 | 00:01:13.500 --> 00:01:15.680 39 | Mumbiker Nikhil's reaction is: (reads tweet on screen) 40 | 41 | 00:01:24.880 --> 00:01:30.800 42 | But the problem over here is that Mumbiker nikhil openly admits that he abused the copyright system 43 | 44 | 00:01:30.800 --> 00:01:35.600 45 | Copyright strike is given when somebody steals your content, and uses it as their own 46 | 47 | 00:01:35.600 --> 00:01:41.320 48 | But PapaOcus's content was transformative, it was a video essay, like a reaction video. 49 | 50 | 00:01:41.800 --> 00:01:46.020 51 | If other youtubers also thought like Mumbiker Nikhil, my channel would have been shut down by now. 52 | 53 | 00:01:46.020 --> 00:01:48.940 54 | In front of him, I think Amit Bhadana is a saint. 55 | 56 | 00:01:49.460 --> 00:01:57.640 57 | "If you want to criticise my work, I accept that criticism" 58 | 59 | 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:07.980 60 | PapaOcus showed in his video that one of the designs of his merchandise was copied from internet 61 | 62 | 00:02:07.980 --> 00:02:12.220 63 | Mumbiker Nikhil's team copied the design and put it on the tshirts and sold them 64 | 65 | 00:02:12.420 --> 00:02:19.660 66 | And the original artist who made the design got no royalty or any money 67 | 68 | 00:02:19.940 --> 00:02:24.280 69 | And to prove this PapaOcus has shared a screenshot of the artist's message 70 | 71 | 00:02:25.280 --> 00:02:30.700 72 | Ok I'll be right back, I'll just download an image from google and print it on this tshirt and sell it 73 | 74 | 00:02:31.780 --> 00:02:38.060 75 | It doesn't feel right, right? He's such a good vlogger, and he also makes such good songs 76 | 77 | 00:02:39.980 --> 00:02:43.480 78 | "What if my life was a music video?" 79 | (Clip from MN's vlog) 80 | 81 | 00:03:01.220 --> 00:03:04.040 82 | Mumbiker Nikhil hade made a song before as well 83 | 84 | 00:03:07.740 --> 00:03:08.780 85 | Nikhil brother... 86 | 87 | 00:03:08.780 --> 00:03:10.640 88 | Earlier you had farted... 89 | 90 | 00:03:10.640 --> 00:03:11.640 91 | Now you've pooped. 92 | 93 | 00:03:11.980 --> 00:03:18.240 94 | But say anything about Mumbiker Nikhil, he's very hardworking, very sincere, very genuine... 95 | 96 | 00:03:20.720 --> 00:03:25.880 97 | For example I saw this very 98 | inspiring post on MN's instagram 99 | 100 | 00:03:26.160 --> 00:03:29.220 101 | (reads the IG post) 102 | 103 | 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:38.180 104 | So much positivity! 105 | 106 | 00:04:01.620 --> 00:04:09.460 107 | And Nikhil's instagram has more such posts where he associates an emotional life story with a brand placement 108 | 109 | 00:04:09.460 --> 00:04:20.200 110 | and there's no mention of it being an ad or a sponsored post, usually influencers mention that when they promote. 111 | 112 | 00:04:20.200 --> 00:04:29.500 113 | Also, Im a bit jealous of MN and also a bit happy because got to collab with WWE, and Im happy that an Indian vlogger is collabbing with WWE 114 | 115 | 00:04:31.120 --> 00:04:36.980 116 | I felt happy, but also sad, because you can clearly see he isn't a WWE fan 117 | 118 | 00:04:37.500 --> 00:04:43.880 119 | because he titled a video 'Its time to play the game', but it had Stone Cold in the thumbnail 120 | 121 | 00:04:44.540 --> 00:04:47.460 122 | Ok that's it that's all the material I have on him 123 | 124 | 00:04:48.000 --> 00:04:53.540 125 | You can check out that video from PapaOcus, Ill put a facebook link in the description, since it's not there on YT 126 | 127 | 00:04:54.940 --> 00:04:58.400 128 | But first you watch my video and give me watchtime OK 129 | 130 | 00:04:58.680 --> 00:05:00.280 131 | Ok moving on to the next topic 132 | 133 | 00:05:01.520 --> 00:05:04.040 134 | So this next part is related to my last video 135 | 136 | 00:05:04.220 --> 00:05:11.640 137 | Danish Zehen's brother Gufran has apologised for his behaviour, and he says that the spraypaint he used was eco-friendly 138 | 139 | 00:05:14.980 --> 00:05:20.740 140 | So Gufran, when you go to Taj Mahal, use that eco-friendly spray ok? 141 | 142 | 00:05:21.620 --> 00:05:27.960 143 | And when you told your fans to spraypaint at Khardungla Pass in ladakh, was that eco-friendly as well? 144 | 145 | 00:05:27.960 --> 00:05:46.140 146 | Some Danish Zehen fans messaged me and said that this guy used to post his photos on Danish Zehen's official account and block fans who used to criticise him 147 | 148 | 00:05:46.440 --> 00:05:51.260 149 | And I've heard some creepy rumors about this Gufran guy, but lets not talk about it 150 | 151 | 00:05:51.680 --> 00:05:55.600 152 | Im just concerned about the cleanliness, 153 | I dont care what else he does 154 | 155 | 00:05:58.920 --> 00:06:04.720 156 | (A viral video of a lady threatening to take off her clothes after being accused of an accident) 157 | 158 | 00:06:12.400 --> 00:06:19.880 159 | So this lady was viral last week, she threatened to take off her clothes after she was confronted about a car accident 160 | 161 | 00:06:20.820 --> 00:06:23.720 162 | feminism bad... 163 | 164 | 00:06:24.340 --> 00:06:30.140 165 | I think for the first time in India, a lady is offering to show bobs and vegana, but the men said no. 166 | 167 | 00:06:30.400 --> 00:06:31.940 168 | "It will take me 2 mins!" 169 | 170 | 00:06:33.820 --> 00:06:40.680 171 | Also, I shouldn't have talked about this, because Timothy is getting ideas, he thinks that after taking off his clothes he'll get his stipend. 172 | 173 | 00:06:41.580 --> 00:06:42.660 174 | Timothy, dont even try 175 | 176 | 00:06:42.980 --> 00:06:45.080 177 | Okay, take off. Take off your clothes. 178 | 179 | 00:06:46.440 --> 00:06:48.920 180 | Come sit here, Aham Brahmasmi 181 | 182 | 00:06:49.660 --> 00:06:57.860 183 | On one had this lady is threatening to take off her clothes, but on the other hand, this man is inventing a new way to change undewear 184 | 185 | 00:06:58.600 --> 00:07:03.800 186 | (A video of a man changing his underwear without taking it off) 187 | 188 | 00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:35.040 189 | Moving on to our next topic, it is a bit serious 190 | 191 | 00:07:35.040 --> 00:07:38.320 192 | It is related only to Mumbai, but everyone in India should know this. 193 | 194 | 00:07:38.400 --> 00:07:41.120 195 | Currently there is a Metro construction going on in Mumbai 196 | 197 | 00:07:41.120 --> 00:07:48.360 198 | and recently Mumbai's municipal corporation gave permission to the Metro to cut down 2700 trees 199 | 200 | 00:07:50.380 --> 00:07:56.480 201 | This Metro construction is going to happen in Mumbai's Aarey Colony, and they're going to cut almost 3000 trees 202 | 203 | 00:07:59.260 --> 00:08:05.420 204 | Aarey colony is considered to be the 'Green Lungs' of Mumbai 205 | 206 | 00:08:05.420 --> 00:08:08.480 207 | And we're going to see deforestation 208 | there on a large scale 209 | 210 | 00:08:09.480 --> 00:08:16.260 211 | There were many other options to build this Metro car-shed, but the BMC chose this place, its sad. 212 | 213 | 00:08:17.780 --> 00:08:25.560 214 | The Aarey forests should be preserved, because it is a huge area over 16 square km, with many villages and people in it 215 | 216 | 00:08:26.320 --> 00:08:29.300 217 | Mumbai saw many protests as well 218 | 219 | 00:08:30.320 --> 00:08:33.780 220 | But the government has taken such a big decision, Idk if they will reverse it. 221 | 222 | 00:08:37.020 --> 00:08:44.360 223 | I think this lady's method can be used, if we sit there and take off our clothes, they might reverse this decision 224 | 225 | 00:08:45.340 --> 00:08:49.480 226 | I think it is worth a try, Say Sena, what do you think? 227 | 228 | 00:08:52.860 --> 00:08:54.620 229 | Let me know, ok? 230 | 231 | 00:08:56.140 --> 00:09:02.340 232 | Goodnight, bye, shabbakhair, Kailash Kher, 233 | wish you a happy married life. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190326pO0uHZq1zno: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:02.200 --> 00:00:06.820 2 | Okay guys, I'm here with Say Sena (my subscribers) at Mithi River in Goregaon East, Mumbai. 3 | 4 | 00:00:06.820 --> 00:00:09.860 5 | And we're trying our best to clean-up this river. 6 | 7 | 00:00:09.860 --> 00:00:12.380 8 | And Im very proud of Say Sena! 9 | 10 | 00:00:12.380 --> 00:00:13.600 11 | I have worked hard! 12 | 13 | 00:00:18.120 --> 00:00:20.120 14 | WE have worked hard! 15 | 16 | 00:00:54.240 --> 00:00:59.840 17 | Alright guys, so as I mentioned in my previous vlog, I had called my subscribers for this Mithi River clean-up 18 | 19 | 00:00:59.840 --> 00:01:03.020 20 | here in Goregaon East, Aarey Colony, Mumbai. 21 | 22 | 00:01:03.420 --> 00:01:07.260 23 | I'm here at the clean-up. 24 | It's 9 o'clock in the morning on a Sunday. 25 | 26 | 00:01:07.660 --> 00:01:10.880 27 | Lets see how many people (subscribers) have showed up. Im not expecting a lot of people. 28 | 29 | 00:01:10.880 --> 00:01:13.580 30 | because it's a Sunday, it's 9 o'clock in the morning 31 | 32 | 00:01:13.580 --> 00:01:15.640 33 | and a lot of people have their exams going on. 34 | 35 | 00:01:16.000 --> 00:01:17.780 36 | Let's see how many people have come. 37 | 38 | 00:01:18.500 --> 00:01:20.260 39 | Also, Im here with my friends. 40 | 41 | 00:01:52.680 --> 00:01:54.180 42 | Afroz Shah: So you're at Mithi River finally! 43 | 44 | 00:01:54.580 --> 00:01:57.220 45 | Some of your followers I saw... 46 | They came and met me. 47 | 48 | 00:01:57.520 --> 00:02:01.280 49 | They said that we're following Saiman 50 | and hence we are at Mithi River Clean-Up. 51 | 52 | 00:02:22.060 --> 00:02:25.820 53 | Okay everybody Im back with Afroz Shah sir, 54 | we are here at Mithi River. 55 | 56 | 00:02:26.480 --> 00:02:29.180 57 | - You're wearing glasses, so I'll also wear them. 58 | - Yes! 59 | 60 | 00:02:29.340 --> 00:02:31.480 61 | What is the situation of Mithi River here in Goregaon? 62 | 63 | 00:02:33.120 --> 00:02:35.300 64 | (We're) picking up plastic from the belly of Mithi River. 65 | 66 | 00:02:35.300 --> 00:02:38.040 67 | We're standing right in the belly of Mithi River. 68 | 69 | 00:02:38.040 --> 00:02:42.440 70 | If we dont clean this, all of this 71 | will go in the ocean in the monsoon. 72 | 73 | 00:02:42.700 --> 00:02:47.520 74 | Two things, one is the clean-up. 75 | And then training these people how to handle plastic. 76 | 77 | 00:02:47.520 --> 00:02:50.040 78 | There are more than 5/7 thousand on this patch. 79 | 80 | 00:02:50.480 --> 00:02:53.300 81 | So we're training them in how to handle plastic. 82 | Zero garbage. 83 | 84 | 00:02:53.600 --> 00:02:59.260 85 | Because of Afroz sir's efforts, you can see there are 86 | tomato plants growing over here in Mithi River. 87 | 88 | 00:02:59.260 --> 00:03:00.740 89 | These are tomato plants right? 90 | 91 | 00:03:00.740 --> 00:03:05.320 92 | - Since when did they start groing? 93 | - Almost like 1 and a half month. 94 | 95 | 00:03:05.760 --> 00:03:09.360 96 | - And when did you start cleaning this Mithi River? 97 | - Almost 3 months ago. 98 | 99 | 00:03:09.360 --> 00:03:13.560 100 | The plastic did not allow them to grow. 101 | 102 | 00:03:13.640 --> 00:03:16.440 103 | You can see the difference only in 3 months. 104 | 105 | 00:03:16.520 --> 00:03:21.640 106 | Sir was saying that the concept of River Clean-Up itself is very absurd. Because no-one does that. 107 | 108 | 00:03:21.720 --> 00:03:25.060 109 | Because from the river, the plastic/waste 110 | goes into the ocean. 111 | 112 | 00:03:25.260 --> 00:03:30.760 113 | Sir is cleaning up the rivers over here, 114 | so that we dont have to go to the beaches to clean them 115 | 116 | 00:03:30.760 --> 00:03:33.780 117 | - Thank you sir. 118 | - Thank you Saiman, what a pleasure to have you. 119 | 120 | 00:03:33.780 --> 00:03:35.280 121 | Keep coming for the clean-ups! 122 | 123 | 00:03:35.500 --> 00:03:40.880 124 | Ok guys in my last video I had 125 | called members of Say Sena 126 | 127 | 00:03:40.880 --> 00:03:42.580 128 | For this Mithi River clean-up. 129 | 130 | 00:03:42.580 --> 00:03:46.800 131 | And I'm very happy that 10 Say Sena 132 | members have showed up! 133 | 134 | 00:03:49.160 --> 00:03:52.480 135 | I'm Zaid, and I like memes. 136 | 137 | 00:03:52.480 --> 00:03:55.680 138 | My name is Vihang Gawde, and Im a huge fan 139 | of Pewdiepie and yours. 140 | 141 | 00:03:55.680 --> 00:03:57.920 142 | Im Naveen and I have my own channel 143 | 144 | 00:03:57.920 --> 00:03:59.340 145 | and I love this guy's videos. 146 | 147 | 00:03:59.340 --> 00:04:01.360 148 | You guys say that he is an anti-national. 149 | 150 | 00:04:01.360 --> 00:04:03.960 151 | Look at this, this fellow is actually doing good stuff. 152 | 153 | 00:04:03.960 --> 00:04:05.800 154 | And go and subscribe to his channel. 155 | 156 | 00:04:07.740 --> 00:04:12.180 157 | Hello, Im Aryan Rohida. 158 | I just came from Saiman's video. Say Sena meet-up. 159 | 160 | 00:04:12.180 --> 00:04:15.320 161 | To defeat T-Series first we have to clean this country. 162 | 163 | 00:04:17.160 --> 00:04:19.440 164 | Im Ronit and Im here because he called me. 165 | 166 | 00:04:19.460 --> 00:04:21.000 167 | He is my Timothy. 168 | 169 | 00:04:21.860 --> 00:04:27.040 170 | But I also knew Saiman before this. 171 | And I have to say, he is a really nice person. 172 | 173 | 00:04:27.960 --> 00:04:31.560 174 | I encourage you all also to help the country like this. 175 | 176 | 00:04:31.800 --> 00:04:34.480 177 | See guys I may not be a good YouTuber, 178 | but Im a nice person. 179 | 180 | 00:04:34.480 --> 00:04:38.020 181 | Hello im Durgesh Mishra. 182 | I make memes. 183 | 184 | 00:04:38.560 --> 00:04:40.660 185 | My memes are also featured by Pewdiepie. 186 | 187 | 00:04:41.060 --> 00:04:41.700 188 | -Really? 189 | 190 | 00:04:41.700 --> 00:04:46.100 191 | You also have featured 2-3 of my memes! 192 | 193 | 00:04:46.100 --> 00:04:54.060 194 | You featured a meme which was stolen 195 | from me by someone. My meme had 60 upvotes, he had 7, but you still featured his and not mine. 196 | 197 | 00:04:54.060 --> 00:04:56.260 198 | Timothy are you listening? 199 | 200 | 00:04:56.260 --> 00:04:57.100 201 | Hi Im Aman Singh. 202 | 203 | 00:04:57.240 --> 00:04:58.520 204 | He is a T-Series fan 205 | 206 | 00:04:58.680 --> 00:04:59.800 207 | T-Series fan!?? 208 | 209 | 00:05:02.060 --> 00:05:03.640 210 | He just came along with me he is a T-Series fan. 211 | 212 | 00:05:03.640 --> 00:05:05.620 213 | I subscribed to you yesterday when he told me. 214 | 215 | 00:05:08.180 --> 00:05:14.640 216 | My name is Gaurav, Im a big fan of yours and Pewdiepie as well. Im here to see Timothy but he is not here. 217 | 218 | 00:05:14.640 --> 00:05:16.160 219 | -Whats your name? 220 | -Shubham Naik 221 | 222 | 00:05:16.160 --> 00:05:20.500 223 | Shubham Naik is my subscriber and 224 | he is cosplaying as the Blue-Shirt Kid! 225 | 226 | 00:05:22.020 --> 00:05:23.120 227 | Yes the legendary Blue Shirt Kid 228 | 229 | 00:05:23.760 --> 00:05:24.740 230 | Legendary? 😡 231 | 232 | 00:05:25.580 --> 00:05:29.120 233 | How does it feel to cosplay an over-rated guy who... 234 | 235 | 00:05:29.520 --> 00:05:32.160 236 | It feels really great actually. 237 | 238 | 00:05:32.920 --> 00:05:36.720 239 | But I prefer this Blue Shirt Kid over the original... 240 | 241 | 00:05:37.100 --> 00:05:41.220 242 | Alright everybody, you don't have to 243 | leave any plastic lying around! 244 | 245 | 00:05:41.220 --> 00:05:43.220 246 | Everybody pick up! 247 | 248 | 00:05:51.740 --> 00:05:53.260 249 | C'mon everybody fast! 250 | 251 | 00:05:56.160 --> 00:05:58.560 252 | - Say Sena! 253 | - Forever! 254 | 255 | 00:06:21.480 --> 00:06:25.720 256 | (Friend Aditya imitating an Indian YouTuber) 257 | 258 | 00:06:30.340 --> 00:06:31.520 259 | I think this is actually him. 260 | 261 | 00:06:35.060 --> 00:06:36.260 262 | He used face swap. 263 | 264 | 00:06:41.880 --> 00:06:49.540 265 | Ok everybody, we here at Say Sena are doing this ritual to stop T-Series from becoming the no.1 channel. 266 | 267 | 00:06:49.540 --> 00:06:53.140 268 | As you can see, everybody is 269 | doing their best T-Pose over here. 270 | 271 | 00:07:08.700 --> 00:07:10.220 272 | Also guys thank you --- 273 | 274 | 00:07:11.000 --> 00:07:14.540 275 | - That's fine... We want to see Timothy! 276 | 277 | 00:07:14.720 --> 00:07:18.520 278 | Where is Timothy? 279 | 280 | 00:07:20.920 --> 00:07:24.060 281 | Timothy! Timothy! Timothy! 282 | 283 | 00:07:29.220 --> 00:07:31.460 284 | Have you come to see me or Timothy? 285 | 286 | 00:07:31.980 --> 00:07:33.420 287 | Timothy! 288 | 289 | 00:07:33.820 --> 00:07:36.120 290 | This is not Timothy, he is my friend. 291 | 292 | 00:07:36.500 --> 00:07:40.440 293 | Timothy did not come today for the clean-up, because Afroz sir has banned Timothy 294 | 295 | 00:07:41.220 --> 00:07:43.520 296 | Because in the last video 297 | he wasnt cleaning up anything. 298 | 299 | 00:07:44.120 --> 00:07:47.160 300 | Timothy you dont have to sit, 301 | you have to pick up too. 302 | 303 | 00:07:50.300 --> 00:07:52.560 304 | You're lying! 305 | 306 | 00:07:57.480 --> 00:08:00.300 307 | Alright guys so we are going to have a Dab-Off 308 | 309 | 00:08:00.300 --> 00:08:03.240 310 | a dab competition between Say Sena members. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- /subs/20190827MRGtfkiJgHc: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 | 00:00:00.280 --> 00:00:03.140 2 | Hello everybody, welcome to Saiman Says season 2! 3 | 4 | 00:00:03.620 --> 00:00:06.640 5 | Today we're going to talk about 6 | Danish Zehen everybody. 7 | 8 | 00:00:06.640 --> 00:00:10.740 9 | For those of you who don't know Danish Zehen was a youtuber, he was an instagram celebrity also 10 | 11 | 00:00:10.740 --> 00:00:13.420 12 | He became popular through this reality show on MTV 13 | 14 | 00:00:13.420 --> 00:00:16.760 15 | Danish Zehen passed away in December last year and... 16 | 17 | 00:00:16.760 --> 00:00:19.980 18 | And today in this video we're not even going to talk about Danish Zehen 19 | 20 | 00:00:19.980 --> 00:00:22.300 21 | we're going to talk about his youtube channel 22 | 23 | 00:00:22.300 --> 00:00:28.040 24 | Now you would think that since Danish Zehen isn't in this world anymore, how would his YT channel exist? 25 | 26 | 00:00:28.040 --> 00:00:30.900 27 | So yesterday somebody sent me a screenshot on twitter 28 | 29 | 00:00:30.900 --> 00:00:33.900 30 | ... and it was a screenshot of a youtube video 31 | 32 | 00:00:33.900 --> 00:00:38.060 33 | and in that YT video, a guy was spraypainting 34 | at a fort in Maharashtra. 35 | 36 | 00:00:38.600 --> 00:00:46.020 37 | When I see such things I really feel very angry. 38 | 39 | 00:00:46.140 --> 00:00:51.560 40 | So I was very angry after seeing this, and I wanted to know which YouTuber did this 41 | 42 | 00:00:51.560 --> 00:00:55.140 43 | In that screenshot, the youtuber's 44 | name was Danish Zehen 45 | 46 | 00:00:55.140 --> 00:00:58.100 47 | So I went to youtube and I searched for Danish Zehen 48 | 49 | 00:00:58.100 --> 00:01:00.560 50 | And I went to Danish Zehen's official YT channel 51 | 52 | 00:01:00.560 --> 00:01:04.020 53 | and I saw that the YT channel, is still active! 54 | 55 | 00:01:04.020 --> 00:01:12.040 56 | I researched a bit and I found out that Danish Zehen's youtube channel is now operated by his brother... Gufran 57 | 58 | 00:01:12.040 --> 00:01:19.960 59 | His name is Gufran, he is Danish's brother and he is managing his YT channel and social media. 60 | 61 | 00:01:20.300 --> 00:01:21.800 62 | But, 4-5 tribute - - - (light goes off) 63 | 64 | 00:01:22.620 --> 00:01:27.240 65 | My lights aren't working properly. Timothy what is this? 66 | 67 | 00:01:27.240 --> 00:01:32.080 68 | This is the first episode of season 2, and there is no preparation, what is this? 69 | 70 | 00:01:33.280 --> 00:01:34.560 71 | So I was saying that... 72 | 73 | 00:01:34.560 --> 00:01:42.820 74 | If he was making some tribute videos in memory of his brother, than that would be nice. 75 | 76 | 00:01:42.820 --> 00:01:52.580 77 | But he keeps the channel active by posting vlogs every week, by putting Danish Zehen in the thumbnail 78 | 79 | 00:01:52.580 --> 00:01:57.000 80 | Gufran bhai has been uploading videos every week with Danish Zehen in the intro... 81 | 82 | 00:01:57.360 --> 00:02:00.380 83 | (Danish Zehen intro) 84 | 85 | 00:02:01.040 --> 00:02:02.300 86 | and Danish Zehen in the outro 87 | 88 | 00:02:02.500 --> 00:02:06.280 89 | It is one thing to post videos in memory of your brother 90 | 91 | 00:02:06.900 --> 00:02:10.540 92 | But it is another thing to make money out of it. 93 | 94 | 00:02:10.540 --> 00:02:15.100 95 | For example, the title of this video is 96 | 'Mumbai to Ladakh Part 4 Kargil' 97 | 98 | 00:02:15.620 --> 00:02:21.880 99 | Now you'll expect the thumbnail to have Mumbai, Kargil or some part of Ladakh in it, right? 100 | 101 | 00:02:22.640 --> 00:02:26.580 102 | But it is just a random screenshot of Danish Zehen. 103 | 104 | 00:02:26.600 --> 00:02:31.700 105 | But let's get back to this screenshot I saw on Twitter. 106 | 107 | 00:02:31.700 --> 00:02:37.800 108 | In this screenshot, Gufran is spraypainting on a rock, at kalavantin Durg (A fort in Maharashtra) 109 | 110 | 00:02:37.800 --> 00:02:44.820 111 | On that rock, he spraypaints '#fambruh' 112 | 113 | 00:02:44.820 --> 00:02:50.300 114 | Fambruh is the fanbase of Danish Zehen. 115 | Its okay im not gonna judge by the name. 116 | (Bruh Sound Effect #2) 117 | 118 | 00:02:50.480 --> 00:02:54.060 119 | If you want to keep your brother's legacy alive, then do something good! 120 | 121 | 00:02:54.120 --> 00:03:04.560 122 | And plus he makes a vlog about this trek, with 50 of his fans, and they are holding our Indian flag. 123 | 124 | 00:03:04.560 --> 00:03:06.360 125 | Don't you feel ashamed? 126 | 127 | 00:03:06.540 --> 00:03:09.600 128 | I dont blame the fans, they're all teenagers 129 | 130 | 00:03:10.140 --> 00:03:11.460 131 | But this guy 132 | 133 | 00:03:11.840 --> 00:03:16.220 134 | He must be the one who arranged the flag and used it in the video 135 | 136 | 00:03:17.360 --> 00:03:22.600 137 | But I still thought that we should forgive him... he must have got emotional 138 | 139 | 00:03:23.920 --> 00:03:25.020 140 | But no... 141 | 142 | 00:03:25.340 --> 00:03:27.080 143 | This guy has this habit of vandalizing 144 | 145 | 00:03:27.080 --> 00:03:30.580 146 | He recently went to Khardungla pass in ladakh where I was last week 147 | 148 | 00:03:31.100 --> 00:03:35.200 149 | He went there and over there too he spraypainted Danish's name 150 | 151 | 00:03:41.180 --> 00:03:48.680 152 | Danish Zehen's fanbase is very impressionable, many Indian teenagers used to follow him 153 | 154 | 00:03:48.680 --> 00:03:52.820 155 | And by manipulating this audience, you're teaching them the same thing 156 | 157 | 00:03:52.820 --> 00:03:58.380 158 | The audience is elarning manipulation from him, because all the comments in the section are similar 159 | 160 | 00:03:58.760 --> 00:04:01.120 161 | (Reading comments) 162 | "Who misses Danish, like here" 163 | 164 | 00:04:04.080 --> 00:04:07.720 165 | "Whoever likes Denish Jheen like this, 166 | God will forgive you" 167 | 168 | 00:04:07.720 --> 00:04:10.140 169 | And this is what Danish Zehen's fans are learning 170 | 171 | 00:04:10.240 --> 00:04:12.200 172 | Get likes on danish Zehen's name 173 | 174 | 00:04:12.200 --> 00:04:22.700 175 | This comments cancer was already too big in Indian Youtube, but i dint imagine it to be this bad 176 | 177 | 00:04:23.980 --> 00:04:31.380 178 | (Gufran explaining that he had to dig out the snow to finish Danish Zehen's name on the rock) 179 | 180 | 00:04:32.040 --> 00:04:33.740 181 | (crying internally) 182 | 183 | 00:04:34.720 --> 00:04:37.720 184 | I dont understand whether I should laugh or cry 185 | 186 | 00:04:37.720 --> 00:04:39.640 187 | there was no space on the rock... 188 | 189 | 00:04:39.640 --> 00:04:45.060 190 | But still this guy dug out the snow to vandalize and write Danish Zehen's name 191 | 192 | 00:04:45.620 --> 00:04:57.000 193 | (Gufran is writng 'F' and asks the fans to complete 'Fambruh' when they travel to this place) 194 | 195 | 00:04:58.140 --> 00:05:00.900 196 | Gumran bhai, do one thing... 197 | 198 | 00:05:00.900 --> 00:05:05.600 199 | write Danish Zehen's name, #Fambruh on Taj Mahal 200 | 201 | 00:05:06.560 --> 00:05:10.940 202 | No one will forget his name for 1000 years then right? 203 | 204 | 00:05:11.980 --> 00:05:18.420 205 | Other people who have no idea about danish Zehen, why are you showing them his name forcefully? 206 | 207 | 00:05:19.380 --> 00:05:26.020 208 | "I dont really give a damn to anyone who say .... I dont give a damn" 209 | 210 | 00:05:26.240 --> 00:05:27.580 211 | "to anyone" 212 | 213 | 00:05:28.300 --> 00:05:30.880 214 | "I cant speak much because there is no Oxyn here" 215 | 216 | 00:05:31.920 --> 00:05:34.100 217 | If you cant speak English, then dont 218 | 219 | 00:05:34.100 --> 00:05:38.620 220 | Are you ashamed of speaking Hindi? 221 | Speak in Hindi! 222 | 223 | 00:05:38.780 --> 00:05:41.620 224 | And then i also checked the description of these videos 225 | 226 | 00:05:41.720 --> 00:05:47.180 227 | The description says headphones recommended, of course because of the crappy audio quality 228 | 229 | 00:05:47.480 --> 00:05:50.940 230 | "M not that good at caption Lol" 231 | 232 | 00:05:52.980 --> 00:05:59.040 233 | Its okay you're not good at caption, but also write at the start of the videos that you're not good at vlogging "LOl" 234 | 235 | 00:05:59.040 --> 00:06:05.820 236 | But also write that you're very good at making thumbnails, since you put Danish Zehen in the thumbnails to get views 237 | 238 | 00:06:06.400 --> 00:06:11.620 239 | And the description continues, "Do share it" 240 | "Stay updated" 241 | 242 | 00:06:12.120 --> 00:06:15.460 243 | followed with a link of 'Real Danish Zehen'... 244 | Stay updated about what? 245 | 246 | 00:06:16.460 --> 00:06:19.460 247 | and after all of this, this guy has the audacity to upload a video titled 248 | 249 | 00:06:19.460 --> 00:06:22.760 250 | 'My message on independence day for youngsters' 251 | 252 | 00:06:26.240 --> 00:06:29.200 253 | "Whatever I'll say, i'll say in Hindi, not English" 254 | 255 | 00:06:29.200 --> 00:06:33.160 256 | "I dont want to go in English... I'll make sure that it is zero .... (ulululuppp)" 257 | 258 | 00:06:35.220 --> 00:06:41.860 259 | "Im sure Im an Indian, but I've stayed out of India a lot, so my mentality is a bit different" 260 | 261 | 00:06:43.360 --> 00:06:52.840 262 | "I think a bit differently, I see that people litter a lot, throw garbage even when there is a dustbin" 263 | 264 | 00:06:56.920 --> 00:06:59.560 265 | So you dont have walls at your place? You cant spraypaint there? 266 | 267 | 00:06:59.780 --> 00:07:04.020 268 | Gufran bhai, you should be the last person to talk about cleanliness. 269 | 270 | 00:07:47.995 --> 00:07:48.995 271 | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------