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 1 | # awesome-ligma [![Awesome](https://cdn.rawgit.com/sindresorhus/awesome/d7305f38d29fed78fa85652e3a63e154dd8e8829/media/badge.svg)](https://github.com/sindresorhus/awesome)
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 3 | Exhaustive list of ligma jokes, attempted to sort by most to least usable in usual conversation by category.
 4 | For educational purposes only, e.g. refer to this list to check if you are being ligma'd.
 5 | 
 6 | ## Non-vulgar
 7 | 
 8 |  - Updog (what's up dog)
 9 |  - Zamatta (what's the matter)
10 |  - Puma (poo ma pants)
11 | 
12 | ## Vulgar
13 | 
14 | ### Foobarma
15 | 
16 |  - Ligma (lick mah)
17 |  - Sugma (suck mah)
18 |  - Stigma (stick mah)
19 |  - Tugunma (tug on mah)
20 |  - Eatma (eat mah)
21 |  - Tipima (tip of mah)
22 |  - Kisma (kiss mah)
23 |  - Fondalma (fondle mah)
24 |  - Cupma (cup mah)
25 |  - Nibelma (nibble mah)
26 |  - Ramma (ram mah)
27 | 
28 | ### Includes "deez"
29 | 
30 |  - Wendy's (when deez)
31 |  - CDs (see deez)
32 |  - Lee Ghandi (partially) (lick on deez)
33 |  - Rubondese (rub on deez)
34 |  - Sugandese (suck on deez)
35 |  - Bophides (both of deez)
36 | 
37 | ### Describes quantity or quality of deez nuts
38 | 
39 |  - Tuov/Toouv (two of)
40 |  - Bofa (both of)
41 |  - Mile (my left)
42 |    > do you remember that famous quote from 8 Mile?
43 |    > > which one?
44 |    >
45 |    > you just 8 mileft nut LMAO
46 |  - Miphat (my fat)
47 |  - Tipodiss (tip of this)
48 | 
49 | ### Question to other party about deez nuts
50 | 
51 |  - Wiremouth (why your mouth)
52 |  - Wilma (will my)
53 | 
54 | ### Insisting other party's action on deez nuts
55 | 
56 |  - Sugan (suck on)
57 |  - Europe (you're up)
58 |  - Plant tulips (plant two lips)
59 |  - Taygahlooh cat (take a look at)
60 |  - Saw con (suck on)
61 |  - Cho con (choke on)
62 |  - Sipdiss (sip this)
63 |  - Sloberon (slobber on)
64 | 
65 | ### Implying action using deez nuts / dis dique
66 | 
67 |  - Fitness (fitting this)
68 |  - Dragon (dragging)
69 |  - Penny trading (penetrating)
70 |  - Alpaca (I'll pack a)
71 |  - Tape (tape deez nuts to your)
72 |  - Nuddinyore (nut in your)
73 | 
74 | 
75 | ### Yo mama
76 | 
77 |  - Marmalade (mama laid)
78 | 


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