├── .gitignore
├── .prettierrc.json
├── LICENSE
├── README.md
├── annegate-krank-knarrenbauer.crx
├── content.js
├── manifest.json
├── options.html
├── options.js
├── package.json
└── people.js
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3 | # npm stuff
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6 | package-lock.json
7 |
8 | # browser files
9 | web-ext-artifacts/
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1 | MIT License
2 |
3 | Copyright (c) 2016 Viktor Seč
4 | Copyright (c) 2019 voodoocode
5 |
6 | Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
7 | of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
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1 | # Pannengerät Krank-Knarrenbauer
2 |
3 | Browser extension, which replaces _Ammenschreck Krebs-Katzenjammer_ by silly names.
4 | Finds the combination of first name and last, or only last name.
5 |
6 | It is also possible to enable some other replacements for other persons in the extensions settings page.
7 |
8 | ## 🛠 Installation
9 |
10 | ### Firefox (>= 51)
11 |
12 | - Get the extension from the [Firefox Add-ons page](https://addons.mozilla.org/de-DE/firefox/addon/pannengerat-krank-knarrenbauer/)
13 |
14 | or
15 |
16 | - download the repo
17 | - open `about:debugging`
18 | - click "Load Temporary Add-on"
19 | - select any file in your extension's directory, e.g. `manifest.json`
20 |
21 | ### Chrome / Opera / Edge (>= 76)
22 |
23 | - download the repo
24 | - open `chrome://extensions/` (or `opera://extensions/` or `edge://extensions/`)
25 | - toggle "Developer mode" switch on
26 | - click button "Load unpacked"
27 | - choose the folder of the repo
28 |
29 | ## 🕰 Version history
30 |
31 | ### ✨ v0.4: Options page to toggle replacements and disabling other names
32 |
33 | By default this restores the original behavoiur of the extension, only replacing AKK.
34 |
35 | It disables the other replacements introduced in the previous version.
36 | You are now free to choose which replacements are enabled via the extensions settings page (Extras > Add-ons > Extensions > Choose the extenstion > switch to second tab).
37 |
38 | ### v0.3: Replacement of other people
39 |
40 | Other relevant people are being found and replaced with silly names.
41 |
42 | I added some logic/randomness wheter a combined name of first-, middle- and lastname is used _or_ a full nickname.
43 |
44 | ## ℹ️ Notice
45 |
46 | Use browser extensions at your own risk.
47 |
48 | Always reassure that the extension didn't edit any input fields or textareas in the browser, like Github or other sites where frontend editing is possible.
49 |
50 | I'm not responsible for possible wrong submitted data or reduced rendering performance.
51 |
52 | ## 🔀 Contribution
53 |
54 | Feel free to open pull requests with new names or persons.
55 |
56 | When adding new persons follow this format of the object:
57 |
58 | ```javascript
59 | {
60 | regexName: /(?:Vorname )?Nachname/gi, // looking for optional firstname, lastname not optional
61 | regexAbbrev: /VN/gi,
62 | substitutionsFirst: ["Vorname1"],
63 | substitutionsMiddle: ["Zwischenname1"],
64 | substitutionsLast: ["Nachname1"], // for hyphen "-" concatenated, names add those in front of the lastname
65 | substitutionsComplete: ["Spitzname1"],
66 | }
67 | ```
68 |
69 | Please don't submit stuff, that is out of the borders of satire.
70 |
71 | ## 🔨 Development
72 |
73 | - first do: `npm install`
74 | - for development in Firefox run `npm run start:firefox`
75 | - the extension will reload if any source file changes
76 | - Before submitting code:
77 | please use Prettier by using `npx prettier --write .`
78 |
79 | ## 👍 Credits
80 |
81 | - Inspiration and original substitutions come from this [reddit.com/r/de thread](https://old.reddit.com/r/de/comments/cea32a/kleine_ansammlung_von_namensbausteinen_und/)
82 |
83 | - Forked from https://github.com/viktorsec/bumpercar-candysnatch
84 | - Or write an issue with suggestions and I'll add them later
85 |
86 | - Thanks to all the contributors, be it PRs, suggestions on reddit or whatever
87 |
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1 | const getRandomEntry = (entries) =>
2 | entries[Math.floor(Math.random() * entries.length)];
3 |
4 | const pageHtml = document.getElementsByTagName("html")[0].innerHTML;
5 |
6 | let getting = chrome.storage.sync.get("settings", (res)=> {
7 | doReplacements(res)
8 | });
9 |
10 | function doReplacements(storage) {
11 | let settings_persons;
12 |
13 | if (storage.settings) {
14 | settings_persons = JSON.parse(storage.settings);
15 | } else {
16 | settings_persons = {
17 | "person-0": "on",
18 | };
19 |
20 | var json = JSON.stringify(settings_persons);
21 | chrome.storage.sync.set({
22 | settings: json,
23 | });
24 | }
25 |
26 | for (const person of people) {
27 | if ([person.id] in settings_persons) {
28 | if (
29 | (person.regexName !== null && pageHtml.match(person.regexName)) ||
30 | (person.regexAbbrev !== null && pageHtml.match(person.regexAbbrev))
31 | ) {
32 | const elements = document.getElementsByTagName("*");
33 |
34 | for (const element of elements) {
35 | const tagName = element.tagName.toLowerCase();
36 | if (tagName === "textarea") continue;
37 | if (tagName === "input") continue;
38 | if (element.hasAttribute("contentEditable")) continue;
39 |
40 | for (const node of element.childNodes) {
41 | if (node.nodeType === 3) {
42 | const replacementComplete =
43 | getRandomEntry(person.substitutionsComplete) + " ";
44 |
45 | //default is complete names
46 | let usedReplacement = replacementComplete;
47 |
48 | //if first and last names exist, by chance a combined name may used
49 | if (
50 | person.substitutionsFirst.length &&
51 | person.substitutionsLast.length
52 | ) {
53 | const replacementCombiName =
54 | getRandomEntry(person.substitutionsFirst) +
55 | " " +
56 | getRandomEntry(person.substitutionsMiddle) + //middle is optional
57 | "" +
58 | getRandomEntry(person.substitutionsLast) +
59 | " ";
60 |
61 | usedReplacement =
62 | Math.random() > 0.5
63 | ? replacementCombiName
64 | : replacementComplete;
65 | }
66 |
67 | const text = node.nodeValue;
68 | const replacedText = text
69 | .replace(person.regexName, usedReplacement)
70 | .replace(person.regexAbbrev, usedReplacement);
71 |
72 | if (replacedText !== text) {
73 | element.replaceChild(
74 | document.createTextNode(replacedText),
75 | node
76 | );
77 | }
78 | }
79 | }
80 | }
81 | }
82 | }
83 | }
84 | }
85 |
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1 | {
2 | "manifest_version": 2,
3 | "name": "Pannengerät Trumpf Knarrenbauer",
4 | "description": "Replaces Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer with silly names",
5 | "version": "0.4.2",
6 | "content_scripts": [
7 | {
8 | "matches": ["*://*/*"],
9 | "js": ["people.js", "content.js"],
10 | "run_at": "document_end"
11 | }
12 | ],
13 | "options_ui": {
14 | "page": "options.html"
15 | },
16 | "permissions": ["storage"],
17 | "browser_specific_settings": {
18 | "gecko": {
19 | "id": "{c8bae626-a662-43bc-966b-c432ab4f74c7}"
20 | }
21 | }
22 | }
23 |
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1 | function saveOptions(e) {
2 | e.preventDefault();
3 |
4 | var formData = new FormData(document.querySelector("form"));
5 | var object = {};
6 | formData.forEach(function (value, key) {
7 | object[key] = value;
8 | });
9 | var json = JSON.stringify(object);
10 |
11 | chrome.storage.sync.set({
12 | settings: json,
13 | });
14 | }
15 |
16 | function restoreOptions() {
17 | function setCurrentChoice(result) {
18 | let persons;
19 |
20 | if (result.settings) {
21 | persons = JSON.parse(result.settings);
22 | } else {
23 | //default: start with 0 enabled
24 | persons = {
25 | "person-0": "on",
26 | };
27 |
28 | var json = JSON.stringify(persons);
29 | chrome.storage.sync.set({
30 | settings: json,
31 | });
32 | }
33 |
34 | document.querySelectorAll(".checkbox").checked = false;
35 |
36 | for (const key in persons) {
37 | document.querySelector(`[name="${key}"]`).checked = true;
38 | }
39 | }
40 |
41 | let getting = chrome.storage.sync.get("settings", (res)=> {
42 | setCurrentChoice(res);
43 | });
44 | }
45 |
46 | function loadPeople() {
47 | for ([index, person] of people.entries()) {
48 | {
49 | var input = document.createElement("input");
50 | input.type = "checkbox";
51 | input.className = "checkbox";
52 | input.id = `check-${index}`;
53 | input.name = `person-${index}`;
54 |
55 | var label = document.createElement("label");
56 | label.for = `check-${index}`;
57 | label.innerText = person.regexName + "";
58 |
59 | var div = document.createElement("div");
60 | div.appendChild(input);
61 | div.appendChild(label);
62 |
63 | document.querySelector("#settings").appendChild(div);
64 | }
65 | }
66 |
67 | restoreOptions();
68 |
69 | document.querySelector("form").addEventListener("submit", saveOptions);
70 | }
71 |
72 | document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", loadPeople);
73 |
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1 | {
2 | "name": "annegate-krank-knarrenbauer",
3 | "description": "Browser extension, which replaces *Ammenschreck Krebs-Katzenjammer* and other politicians by silly names.",
4 | "version": "0.4.2",
5 | "main": "content.js",
6 | "scripts": {
7 | "start:firefox": "web-ext run --source-dir ./",
8 | "build": "web-ext build --overwrite-dest"
9 | },
10 | "repository": {
11 | "type": "git",
12 | "url": "git+https://github.com/voodoocode/pannengeraet-krank-knarrenbauer.git"
13 | },
14 | "author": "voodoocode",
15 | "license": "MIT",
16 | "bugs": {
17 | "url": "https://github.com/voodoocode/pannengeraet-krank-knarrenbauer/issues"
18 | },
19 | "homepage": "https://github.com/voodoocode/pannengeraet-krank-knarrenbauer#readme",
20 | "dependencies": {},
21 | "devDependencies": {
22 | "prettier": "2.2.1",
23 | "web-ext": "6.1.0"
24 | }
25 | }
26 |
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1 | const people = [
2 | {
3 | id: "person-0",
4 | regexName: /(?:Annegret )?Kramp[ -]Karrenbauer/gi,
5 | regexAbbrev: /\bAKK\b(?![ -]47)/gi,
6 | substitutionsFirst: [
7 | "Aalgerät",
8 | "Abendbrot",
9 | "Abfluggate",
10 | "Abgeweht",
11 | "Abhörgerät",
12 | "Affenzeh",
13 | "Aggressiv",
14 | "Akazienfleck",
15 | "Aknecreme",
16 | "Algensee",
17 | "Allesgeht",
18 | "Alleskleb",
19 | "Allesweg",
20 | "Alter Met",
21 | "Altgewebt",
22 | "Ammenschreck",
23 | "Ammoniak",
24 | "Ampelgrät",
25 | "Ampferbeet",
26 | "Ananasbeet",
27 | "Angedreht",
28 | "Angedreht",
29 | "Angelgrät",
30 | "Angerät",
31 | "Angriffskrieg",
32 | "Ankerbett",
33 | "Annegate",
34 | "Annegret",
35 | "Annektiert",
36 | "Annregret",
37 | "Apfelmet",
38 | "Apfeltee",
39 | "Arbeitsamt",
40 | "Armeegebet",
41 | "Armgedreht",
42 | "Arschgeweih",
43 | "Assizeh",
44 | "Astverdreht",
45 | "Atemgerät",
46 | "Aufgedreht",
47 | "Ausgelebt",
48 | "Ballergret",
49 | "Bannegret",
50 | "Pannengerät",
51 | "Pansensalat",
52 | "Panzergret",
53 | "Stoßgebet",
54 | "Un-Fair Trade",
55 | "Undefined",
56 | "Windgedreht",
57 | "Windverweht",
58 | ],
59 | substitutionsMiddle: [
60 | "Band",
61 | "Ganz",
62 | "Hanf",
63 | "Harz",
64 | "Kampf",
65 | "Kann",
66 | "Kant",
67 | "Katz",
68 | "Kein",
69 | "Kennt",
70 | "Klamm",
71 | "Klang",
72 | "Klein",
73 | "Klotz",
74 | "Klump",
75 | "Kommt",
76 | "Kotz",
77 | "Krabbe",
78 | "Kramp",
79 | "Krampf",
80 | "Kran",
81 | "Krank",
82 | "Kranz",
83 | "Krebs",
84 | "Krupp",
85 | "Land",
86 | "Lanz",
87 | "Mampf",
88 | "Pfand",
89 | "Pflanz",
90 | "Punk",
91 | "Rang",
92 | "Sand",
93 | "Schrank",
94 | "Tand",
95 | "Tank",
96 | "Trump",
97 | "Trumpf",
98 | "Wand",
99 | ],
100 | substitutionsLast: [
101 | //combined lastnames now need a dash upfront
102 | "-Akkuschrauber",
103 | "-Flaschenknauser",
104 | "-Gartenlaube",
105 | "-Gassenhauer",
106 | "-Harkenklauber",
107 | "-Haubentaucher",
108 | "-Kackebauer",
109 | "-Kackenkarrer",
110 | "-Kalterschauer",
111 | "-Kamelraucher",
112 | "-Kamillenbrauer",
113 | "-Kampfhubschrauber",
114 | "-Kapillarenkalker",
115 | "-Karatehauer",
116 | "-Kardinalvertrauer",
117 | "-Karottenbauer",
118 | "-Karpfenkauer",
119 | "-Karrenbauer",
120 | "-Karrenklauer",
121 | "-Kastratenkrauler",
122 | "-Katerflauer",
123 | "-Katzenjammer",
124 | "-Katzenkrauler",
125 | "-Katzenmiauer",
126 | "-Keilerhauer",
127 | "-Klammerkauer",
128 | "-Klausverhauer",
129 | "-Klimperpower",
130 | "-Kliniktrauer",
131 | "-Kloakenrauer",
132 | "-Klosteinmauer",
133 | "-Knarrenbauer",
134 | "-Knotentauer",
135 | "-Koksanbauer",
136 | "-Kolabrauer",
137 | "-Kolibriklabauter",
138 | "-Konradadenauer",
139 | "-Koreamauer",
140 | "-Krakenkrauler",
141 | "-Kranbauer",
142 | "-Kreisbegatter",
143 | "-Krillverdauer",
144 | "-Krimkalauer",
145 | "-Kroatenlauer",
146 | "-Nasenklauer",
147 | "-Nervenklauer",
148 | "-Neunmalschlauer",
149 | "-Pfaffenhauer",
150 | "-Pfarrerklauer",
151 | "-Schinkenklauber",
152 | "-Schnakenfauna",
153 | "-Wackelbauchtier",
154 | "-Wannentaucher",
155 | "-Winterpflaume",
156 | ],
157 | substitutionsComplete: [
158 | "AKK-47",
159 | "Büchsengretl",
160 | "CDUzi",
161 | "Granaten-Gretel",
162 | "Knarren-Greta",
163 | ],
164 | },
165 | {
166 | id: "person-1",
167 | regexName: /(?:Olaf )?Scholz/gi,
168 | regexAbbrev: null,
169 | substitutionsFirst: ["Olaf"],
170 | substitutionsMiddle: [" "],
171 | substitutionsLast: ["Schulz"],
172 | substitutionsComplete: ["Giro Olaf", "Wumms-Olaf"],
173 | },
174 | {
175 | id: "person-2",
176 | regexName: /(?:Andreas |Andi |Andy )?[S]{1}cheuer/gi,
177 | regexAbbrev: null,
178 | substitutionsFirst: ["Andi"],
179 | substitutionsMiddle: [" "],
180 | substitutionsLast: ["Bescheuert", "B. Scheuert"],
181 | substitutionsComplete: ["Roller-Andi"],
182 | },
183 | {
184 | id: "person-3",
185 | regexName: /(?:Julia )?Klöckner/gi,
186 | regexAbbrev: null,
187 | substitutionsFirst: ["Julia"],
188 | substitutionsMiddle: [" "],
189 | substitutionsLast: [" von Nestlé"],
190 | substitutionsComplete: ["Die Weinkönigin"],
191 | },
192 | {
193 | id: "person-4",
194 | regexName: /(?:Armin )?Laschet/gi,
195 | regexAbbrev: null,
196 | substitutionsFirst: ["Achim"],
197 | substitutionsMiddle: [" "],
198 | substitutionsLast: ["Laschet", "Lachet"],
199 | substitutionsComplete: ["Würfel-Armin"],
200 | },
201 | {
202 | id: "person-5",
203 | regexName: /(?:Annalena )?Baerbock/gi,
204 | regexAbbrev: null,
205 | substitutionsFirst: ["Annalena"],
206 | substitutionsMiddle: [" "],
207 | substitutionsLast: ["Bärbaum"],
208 | substitutionsComplete: ["Die Annalena"],
209 | },
210 | {
211 | id: "person-6",
212 | regexName: /(?:Angela )?Merkel/gi,
213 | regexAbbrev: null,
214 | substitutionsFirst: ["Angola"],
215 | substitutionsMiddle: [" "],
216 | substitutionsLast: ["Merkel"],
217 | substitutionsComplete: ["Mutti"],
218 | },
219 | {
220 | regexName: /(?:Björn )?Höcke/gi,
221 | regexAbbrev: null,
222 | substitutionsFirst: ["Bernd"],
223 | substitutionsMiddle: [" "],
224 | substitutionsLast: ["Höcke"],
225 | substitutionsComplete: ["AfD-Onkel"],
226 | },
227 | ];
228 |
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